FabSwingers.com forum: I know I will regret this

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

But sod it, I am feeling brave !

I am currently sporting a plaster cast on my left arm after going AOT off a kerb at weekend.

It's gonna be there til I get some surgery done to put me back together (hopefully later this week)

So what messages of support (cough), sarcasm and grief would you like to write on my plaster cast before it comes off ?

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

How big is it?

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"How big is it? "

I mean how big is the cast so I can think in terms of max word allowance

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

you can still wank me with your right

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By *lackboaWoman
over a year ago

greenock

are you left handed ???

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Hope it wasn't your erm.... Writing hand?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

You are officially welcomed into the clumsy club. Can I draw a cock and balls on your stookie?

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

'Thank fuck it was only one arm'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Broken arms, painful but humerus

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How big is it?

I mean how big is the cast so I can think in terms of max word allowance

goes from the middle of my upper arm to my knuckles

so plenty of space for the grief that will ensue

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Broken arm jokes are not all they are cracked up to be.

I'd write "next time I fist a cow, I'll get the right end"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww.... Hope your ok!!

I would put one of those little men that look over the wall... Can't remember what the name for them is! And then sex on the beach was here!!! Xx

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Broken arm jokes are not all they are cracked up to be.

I'd write "next time I fist a cow, I'll get the right end"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Broken arm jokes are not all they are cracked up to be.

I'd write "next time I fist a cow, I'll get the right end"

Hahaha!!!

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

"Aww.... Hope your ok!!

I would put one of those little men that look over the wall... Can't remember what the name for them is! And then sex on the beach was here!!! Xx"

wot no ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aww.... Hope your ok!!

I would put one of those little men that look over the wall... Can't remember what the name for them is! And then sex on the beach was here!!! Xx"

Erm - pretty sure it's a Kilroy. Happy to know different! X

Get well soon dude x

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"How big is it?

I mean how big is the cast so I can think in terms of max word allowance

goes from the middle of my upper arm to my knuckles

so plenty of space for the grief that will ensue

"
Your charme is too disarming... to get grief

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Is that an arm in a cast or are you pleased to see me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How big is it? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aww.... Hope your ok!!

I would put one of those little men that look over the wall... Can't remember what the name for them is! And then sex on the beach was here!!! Xx

Erm - pretty sure it's a Kilroy. Happy to know different! X

Get well soon dude x"

I thought it was Chad !!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How big is it?

I mean how big is the cast so I can think in terms of max word allowance

goes from the middle of my upper arm to my knuckles

so plenty of space for the grief that will ensue

pretty big then lol - am thinking

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

"Aww.... Hope your ok!!

I would put one of those little men that look over the wall... Can't remember what the name for them is! And then sex on the beach was here!!! Xx"
chad x

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Aww.... Hope your ok!!

I would put one of those little men that look over the wall... Can't remember what the name for them is! And then sex on the beach was here!!! Xx

Erm - pretty sure it's a Kilroy. Happy to know different! X

Get well soon dude x

I thought it was Chad !!!! lol

O:-

Nope! Kilroy. An American ship inspector so I understand....

You're not gonna break his other arm are you? *trying to help*?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suprised no bodies mentioned how this man seems armless!! *hangs head in shame*

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Aww.... Hope your ok!!

I would put one of those little men that look over the wall... Can't remember what the name for them is! And then sex on the beach was here!!! Xx

Erm - pretty sure it's a Kilroy. Happy to know different! X

Get well soon dude x

I thought it was Chad !!!! lol

O:-

Hurrah for google! Kilroy was USA, Chad was UK and Foo was Australian!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aww.... Hope your ok!!

I would put one of those little men that look over the wall... Can't remember what the name for them is! And then sex on the beach was here!!! Xx

Erm - pretty sure it's a Kilroy. Happy to know different! X

Get well soon dude x

I thought it was Chad !!!! lol

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Hurrah for google! Kilroy was USA, Chad was UK and Foo was Australian!

Steve!!! That's cheating.

Mind you, as soon as I saw Chad, I thought that Chad rang a bell!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear, hope your ok. I must be as clumsy as you. I fell of a kerb and smashed my ankle in!

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By *icky55Man
over a year ago

Warm an cosy cave. Brist

"Must drink more next time. then i won't feel it when i fall over."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is the kerb ok?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I had to google. I didn't know the answer. I thought a chad was the round bit that falls from a hole in a voting card. Never heard of it being the Kilroy thing.

I'd write "next time I bowl, I'll let go of the ball"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must have more water with it! Not funny but what everyone wrote on my cast when I broke my ankle hahahah not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aww.... Hope your ok!!

I would put one of those little men that look over the wall... Can't remember what the name for them is! And then sex on the beach was here!!! Xx

Erm - pretty sure it's a Kilroy. Happy to know different! X

Get well soon dude x

I thought it was Chad !!!! lol

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Hurrah for google! Kilroy was USA, Chad was UK and Foo was Australian!

I didnt cheat though !!!!! I knew lol !!!! sign of a misspent youth I think lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would write .............. If u think I look bad ............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lucky it wasn't the wanking arm?

Is this where you tell me you're left handed? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try fisting this !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry Bussy - would have to write "Yes a double hander's out of the fucking question!!!"

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'd write "I don't need this cast, I can take it like a man"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

s/w/a/l/k x

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

hell I've kept this to myself since Saturday. Bloody drastic thing to do to get out of meeting me..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Broken arm jokes are not all they are cracked up to be.

I'd write "next time I fist a cow, I'll get the right end"

A chad I think he was called

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Bussy, I have some sad news for you... there is another thread going on "body parts" and a very nice lady is talking about wanting a man with strong arms. I did mention that would rule you out for the moment...

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Were you d*unk..?? ohh dear old bones break so much easier. do take vitamins to boost your bones calcium and vit d ..

take care bussy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bussy, I have some sad news for you... there is another thread going on "body parts" and a very nice lady is talking about wanting a man with strong arms. I did mention that would rule you out for the moment..."

And another very nice lady sid you were bug.....

umm... I'm much too nice to repeat it.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

aww youre ok - not quite armless tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And another very nice lady sid you were bug.....

umm... I'm much too nice to repeat it.....

and there is a whole thread about him being on the missing list too ..........

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It's not a plaster cast it's an art installation.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I used to be a bus wanker but now.....

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

I hope your ambidextrous xx

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By *orkieMan
over a year ago

Who knows

I should have changed hands at 99

Thats the last time I suck a "Fisherman`s Friend"

You`ve failed your audition for Ashley Banjo`s Street Dance Crew

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By *uteirishaWoman
over a year ago

ghost town

the little guy over the wall.. was that ' dont surf'.?.. and Id write..'wish the rest of me were this stiff'...

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