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By *layfullsam OP   Man
43 weeks ago

Solihull

No not the tv series

Just let’s have your nominees for who you think is a celebrity in name but it is absolutely pointless then being one

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Anyone from love island

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago


"No not the tv series

Just let’s have your nominees for who you think is a celebrity in name but it is absolutely pointless then being one

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So many people are labelled “celebrities” and it’s tricky to see why. But here’s my list:

1. Anyone who’s been on reality tv.

2. The Kardashians (what? Their step dad defended OJ Simpson? How does that make them famous?)

3. Influencers. All of them, even the onlyfans ones. (Who the fuck pays money for porn anyway ???)

4. Anyone I don’t like.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
43 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

All the reality tv ones that I hear about. I don’t watch it though. I honestly wouldn’t know a Kardashian if they knocked on my front door. I hear about them though.

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago


"All the reality tv ones that I hear about. I don’t watch it though. I honestly wouldn’t know a Kardashian if they knocked on my front door. I hear about them though. "

Snap!!! Were you peaking as I was typing my answers?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
43 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Any ex Tory MP.

Now you're not doing the job you were paid to do (but never actually did), just fuck off into obscurity rather than remaining in view on bullshit reality TV.

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago


"Any ex Tory MP.

Now you're not doing the job you were paid to do (but never actually did), just fuck off into obscurity rather than remaining in view on bullshit reality TV."

Hopefully there will be many more ex-Tory Maps by the end of the year.

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Not that I think they should be given TV appearances. Unless the Hunger Games idea catches on as a tv show.

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By *erdyCurvyInkedPervyWoman
43 weeks ago

West Yorkshire


"Any ex Tory MP.

Now you're not doing the job you were paid to do (but never actually did), just fuck off into obscurity rather than remaining in view on bullshit reality TV."

Stephen Mulhern. Can't stand the bloke.

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
43 weeks ago

Hell


"Any ex Tory MP.

Now you're not doing the job you were paid to do (but never actually did), just fuck off into obscurity rather than remaining in view on bullshit reality TV."

ITV could put Fred West in the jungle and people would still vote for him because he “doesn’t whinge about the tasks he just does them, top bloke”

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago


"Any ex Tory MP.

Now you're not doing the job you were paid to do (but never actually did), just fuck off into obscurity rather than remaining in view on bullshit reality TV.

ITV could put Fred West in the jungle and people would still vote for him because he “doesn’t whinge about the tasks he just does them, top bloke”"

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago


"Any ex Tory MP.

Now you're not doing the job you were paid to do (but never actually did), just fuck off into obscurity rather than remaining in view on bullshit reality TV."

Thinking about it, there’s every chance he’s on Fab pretending he’s a single male. This is definitely his scene.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
43 weeks ago

Leeds

All of them.

The mr

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By *stellaWoman
43 weeks ago

London


"Any ex Tory MP.

Now you're not doing the job you were paid to do (but never actually did), just fuck off into obscurity rather than remaining in view on bullshit reality TV."

Never. Fancied. You. More.

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

They are only celebrities because people allow them to be.

By watching the programmes, buying the products and their social media.

I heard a thing once.

Being a celebrity is like being on a plane. One minute you’re first class and then you end up at the back of the plane with the rest of us

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago


"They are only celebrities because people allow them to be.

By watching the programmes, buying the products and their social media.

I heard a thing once.

Being a celebrity is like being on a plane. One minute you’re first class and then you end up at the back of the plane with the rest of us "

What planes have you been travelling on?

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago


"They are only celebrities because people allow them to be.

By watching the programmes, buying the products and their social media.

I heard a thing once.

Being a celebrity is like being on a plane. One minute you’re first class and then you end up at the back of the plane with the rest of us

What planes have you been travelling on?"

He must have been on planes where some chancer has tried to blag their way into first class, got away with it for some of the flight, then the stewardess has kicked his arse and made him sit in a middle seat between two fat sweaty people both using seatbelt extensions (justice).

Or he’s making it up.

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By *ndycoinsMan
43 weeks ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,


"Any ex Tory MP.

Now you're not doing the job you were paid to do (but never actually did), just fuck off into obscurity rather than remaining in view on bullshit reality TV."

Does that also apply to the war criminal Blair(or should that be bLIAR) and his henchmen Campbell,Mandlesohn etc

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago


"Any ex Tory MP.

Now you're not doing the job you were paid to do (but never actually did), just fuck off into obscurity rather than remaining in view on bullshit reality TV.

Does that also apply to the war criminal Blair(or should that be bLIAR) and his henchmen Campbell,Mandlesohn etc"

Blair’s a war criminal?

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By *ealitybitesMan
43 weeks ago

Belfast

Anyone who calls themselves one

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago


"Any ex Tory MP.

Now you're not doing the job you were paid to do (but never actually did), just fuck off into obscurity rather than remaining in view on bullshit reality TV."

To be fair I would pay to see a show where Dorries and Boris are trapped in a house together .Him trying to break the windows to escape as she runs after him confessing her love for him

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
43 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I don't know any of them personally and none have done anything to me. I daresay most are probably decent enough people, just lucky enough to be able to make a living without having to do a 9-5 grind. Good luck to them.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
43 weeks ago

Reading

The definition has just changed. being a popular influencer takes a lot of hard work. Most dont make it.

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By *aomilatteCouple
43 weeks ago

Midlands


"Any ex Tory MP.

Now you're not doing the job you were paid to do (but never actually did), just fuck off into obscurity rather than remaining in view on bullshit reality TV.

Stephen Mulhern. Can't stand the bloke."

He a comedy genius, star of stage and screen.

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago


"They are only celebrities because people allow them to be.

By watching the programmes, buying the products and their social media.

I heard a thing once.

Being a celebrity is like being on a plane. One minute you’re first class and then you end up at the back of the plane with the rest of us

What planes have you been travelling on?"

I think I said I heard a thing once. Not that I’d seen it

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By *issmorganWoman
43 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

Any of the loose women panelists, I can't stand that show.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
43 weeks ago

little house on the praire

Paddy Mcguiness. I manage to avoid him, only now he does am advert and I have to here his stupid voice

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By *ostindreamsMan
43 weeks ago

London


"They are only celebrities because people allow them to be.

By watching the programmes, buying the products and their social media.

I heard a thing once.

Being a celebrity is like being on a plane. One minute you’re first class and then you end up at the back of the plane with the rest of us "

Them being celebs tells more about us than about them

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago


"Paddy Mcguiness. I manage to avoid him, only now he does am advert and I have to here his stupid voice"

No likey???

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