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The 10 Commandments of Friends with Benefits

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I need some help with drawing up my 10 Commandments of Friends with Benefits before things get too serious... To start with I thought of;

Thou shalt never get it twisted. Thou shalt always see thy friend with benefits as a buddy first and a hard cock/attractive vagina second. Any changes in feelings shall be reported to the other party immediately and be put under close examination.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt not get hacked off if they are busy, thou shalt not judge anyone they fuck, thou shalt not slope about in scruffy clothes ever in front of them, thou shalt not fall in love.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Thy shall turn up on time, perform as required then leave at the agreed time.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Thou shalt never check each others verifications with the crazed look of a cat staring at a budgie in his cage..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thou shalt not pee or poo in front of them as this is to be kept for a longterm sexless relationship

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thou shalt never check each others verifications with the crazed look of a cat staring at a budgie in his cage.."

Pmsl!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They shall always attend the quiz on a Sunday night, contribute mainly to the literature questions and picture round and be a general all round good egg.

Just like our Gav x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thou shalt never check each others verifications with the crazed look of a cat staring at a budgie in his cage..

Pmsl!"

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

A minimum of three orgasms must be provided with varying positions, places and toys used. Thou shalt not 'cum n go' without prior agreement.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thou shalt never check each others verifications with the crazed look of a cat staring at a budgie in his cage..

Pmsl! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt provide a quality red on a given film night

Thou shalt always appreciate the very valuable place you've earned. And it shalt always be reciprocated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must not nick the quilt and starfish in bed

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Must agree to lick when required whatever is required.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Must agree to lick when required whatever is required..... "

That's more of a given than a commandment

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Thou shall not come across as desperate and needy as it will just make people run for the hills

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Must agree to lick when required whatever is required.....

That's more of a given than a commandment"

Fair enough!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt not fart in front of them ever.

Thou shalt provide sympathy if contributing in the alcohol consumption in the hangover from hell, if not then thou shalt offer a sick bucket and give bleach for them to clean up afterwards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thou shalt not fart in front of them ever.

Thou shalt provide sympathy if contributing in the alcohol consumption in the hangover from hell, if not then thou shalt offer a sick bucket and give bleach for them to clean up afterwards."

Crumbs

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By *-BelleWoman
over a year ago

Brighton

Thou shalt not only answer texts when you feel horny.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Thou shalt not bitch and moan if the other person couldn't make it over for a few days because they have a life.

Thou shalt discuss music/TV/film choice if appropriate and not force the other person to watch the cup final if they hate sport.

Thou shalt not slap the other person on the arse and say 'nice one' after a session.

Thou shalt always kiss and hug goodbye at the front door, not grunt as they leave while playing Call of Duty.

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

I seriously need to give my FWB a kick up the arse!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I seriously need to give my FWB a kick up the arse!!! lol"

FWB?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I seriously need to give my FWB a kick up the arse!!! lol

FWB?"

Friend With Benefits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I seriously need to give my FWB a kick up the arse!!! lol

FWB?

Friend With Benefits "

Ah. Darn those TLAs x

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

haha, great thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thou shalt swallow, not spit!!!!

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

Lol, my FWB does a couple of these but they don't bother me.

Probably because he's like my best mate :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never take your FWB for granted just because you see them regularly..

Always approach your meet with the anitcipation of a first meet...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I broke the first rule, my FWB has turned into something more and it's fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They shall always attend the quiz on a Sunday night, contribute mainly to the literature questions and picture round and be a general all round good egg.

Just like our Gav x"

another win on Sunday, Gavvers, well done mate x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thou shalt not only answer texts when you feel horny."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt always contribute to fuel for car if going out and not take advantage of their kindness. Though shalt issue severe tickle torture if not accepted until they do accept or threaten to pee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thou shall not come across as desperate and needy as it will just make people run for the hills"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must not insist on wearing his favorite shirt, that he wanted to wear for work the next day

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

Thou shall not get in the way when there is a girlfriend suddenly. Tho shall back away smiling x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thou shalt always contribute to fuel for car if going out and not take advantage of their kindness. Though shalt issue severe tickle torture if not accepted until they do accept or threaten to pee."

brilliant

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.


"Thou shalt never check each others verifications with the crazed look of a cat staring at a budgie in his cage.."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thou shall not get in the way when there is a girlfriend suddenly. Tho shall back away smiling x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I broke the first rule, my FWB has turned into something more and it's fab "
same here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Though shalt not fanny about on a yacht. But that is just a general rule that applies to life in general.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt not get jealous

thou shalt be a friend 1st

thou shalt learn eachothers turn on spots

thou shalt not get emotionally involved

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By *scariMan
over a year ago

Taunton

Thou shall not post on a swingers forum about how the state is not providing for them!

Thou shall have a job!

Thou shall get a grip!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A minimum of three orgasms must be provided with varying positions, places and toys used. Thou shalt not 'cum n go' without prior agreement. "

+1

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