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"Bit of fun for the ladies, rate the guys "Good curve and shiny helm. Amazing ball hang. 9/10  | |||
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"In. Theres no public cock pics so you’ll have to guess a rating " I’m imagining a big hammer head and long thin shaft. 7/10 Points deducted for lack of visuals. | |||
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"I’m in" Curiosity you’re not showing any Ballbag. But that’s a mighty fine vein! 7/10 | |||
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"In. Theres no public cock pics so you’ll have to guess a rating I’m imagining a big hammer head and long thin shaft. 7/10 Points deducted for lack of visuals. "I’ll happily take that. | |||
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"Women get all the fun" Where’s your smiling semen stick? | |||
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"Women get all the fun Where’s your smiling semen stick?"  i deleted it  | |||
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"Women get all the fun" Can you imagine if there was a rate my pussy thread? Every single one would get a 10/10 That would get boring very quick wouldn't it. | |||
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"In whilst I finish my wank" Need a hand? | |||
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"Women get all the fun Can you imagine if there was a rate my pussy thread? Every single one would get a 10/10 That would get boring very quick wouldn't it. " Would you like an honest opinion? | |||
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"Women get all the fun Can you imagine if there was a rate my pussy thread? Every single one would get a 10/10 That would get boring very quick wouldn't it. " I've seen some pussy pics on fab that definitely wouldn't get 10/10.... | |||
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"In MissYeuxBleus what you saying? "I think it needs some sun. Why is it grey? Give your Willy some vitamin D! | |||
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"Women get all the fun Can you imagine if there was a rate my pussy thread? Every single one would get a 10/10 That would get boring very quick wouldn't it. " im a tough grader | |||
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"Women get all the fun Can you imagine if there was a rate my pussy thread? Every single one would get a 10/10 That would get boring very quick wouldn't it. " Depends.. I’d give you a 10 if you can write your name with it | |||
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"Women get all the fun Can you imagine if there was a rate my pussy thread? Every single one would get a 10/10 That would get boring very quick wouldn't it. Ha…good point " | |||
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"In whilst I finish my wank Need a hand? " If you'd be ever so kind  | |||
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"Women get all the fun Can you imagine if there was a rate my pussy thread? Every single one would get a 10/10 That would get boring very quick wouldn't it. Would you like an honest opinion? "Go on then | |||
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"In whilst I finish my wank Need a hand? If you'd be ever so kind "The hearts cute, so I'll even use the other other hand too if you like that kinda thing. | |||
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"In MissYeuxBleus what you saying?
I think it needs some sun. Why is it grey? Give your Willy some vitamin D!" | |||
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"In whilst I finish my wank Need a hand? If you'd be ever so kind
The hearts cute, so I'll even use the other other hand too if you like that kinda thing."Oooh a little ball cupping at the same time? | |||
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"In whilst I finish my wank Need a hand? If you'd be ever so kind
The hearts cute, so I'll even use the other other hand too if you like that kinda thing.
Oooh a little ball cupping at the same time? "Great minds! | |||
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"In MissYeuxBleus what you saying?
I think it needs some sun. Why is it grey? Give your Willy some vitamin D!"Have a good one for you to make you smile | |||
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"????????" At least get your whole cock and balls in so we can rate it as a whole. But for the mid section 6/10 good centre girth | |||
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"Women get all the fun Can you imagine if there was a rate my pussy thread? Every single one would get a 10/10 That would get boring very quick wouldn't it. Would you like an honest opinion?
Go on then "Send it over and I'll have a peek | |||
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"Women get all the fun Can you imagine if there was a rate my pussy thread? Every single one would get a 10/10 That would get boring very quick wouldn't it. Would you like an honest opinion?
Go on then
Send it over and I'll have a peek"Good god no. Plus it's sealed up now it's been so long. 
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"Women get all the fun Can you imagine if there was a rate my pussy thread? Every single one would get a 10/10 That would get boring very quick wouldn't it. Would you like an honest opinion?
Go on then
Send it over and I'll have a peek
Good god no. Plus it's sealed up now it's been so long.
I thought you meant honest opinion on the thread comments I made."Oh, yeah me too. Good God know 
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"Come at me missyeuxblues xx" This looks like a man with a huge chin has been impaled in the face.
It’s kinda cute. | |||
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"Women get all the fun Can you imagine if there was a rate my pussy thread? Every single one would get a 10/10 That would get boring very quick wouldn't it. Would you like an honest opinion?
Go on then
Send it over and I'll have a peek
Good god no. Plus it's sealed up now it's been so long.
I thought you meant honest opinion on the thread comments I made.
Oh, yeah me too. Good God know
Comments 7/10 could be a little more sassy"Oh you love a bit of sass don't you willy. | |||
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"Posting again as you all missed me lol"There’s only one judge in here. Let her cook. | |||
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"Posting again as you all missed me lol"Can you pull the foreskin back a bit? Please need closer inspection. | |||
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"Women get all the fun Can you imagine if there was a rate my pussy thread? Every single one would get a 10/10 That would get boring very quick wouldn't it. Would you like an honest opinion?
Go on then
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Good god no. Plus it's sealed up now it's been so long.
I thought you meant honest opinion on the thread comments I made.
Oh, yeah me too. Good God know
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Oh you love a bit of sass don't you willy."Love a diva, me | |||
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"Posting again as you all missed me lol
Can you pull the foreskin back a bit? Please need closer inspection. "Please hurry up Missy YB, I can edge much longer | |||
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"Women get all the fun Can you imagine if there was a rate my pussy thread? Every single one would get a 10/10 That would get boring very quick wouldn't it. " I've been on the planet long enough to know that a good number wouldn't rate anything like a 10,but I'd never tell them that. Ps,I'm in. | |||
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"Posting again as you all missed me lol
Can you pull the foreskin back a bit? Please need closer inspection.
Please hurry up Missy YB, I can edge much longer"Oh Willy, Willy Willy Willy. You’ve got cute tight balls and a great hair cut, and I’d say the perfect cock for anal. Straight and smooth. 9/10 | |||
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"Posting again as you all missed me lol
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"Posting again as you all missed me lol
Can you pull the foreskin back a bit? Please need closer inspection.
Please hurry up Missy YB, I can edge much longer
Oh Willy, Willy Willy Willy.
You’ve got cute tight balls and a great hair cut, and I’d say the perfect cock for anal. Straight and smooth. 9/10 "That's a polite way of saying I've got a small cock. I'm going bed! | |||
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"Posting again as you all missed me lol
Can you pull the foreskin back a bit? Please need closer inspection.
Please hurry up Missy YB, I can edge much longer
Oh Willy, Willy Willy Willy.
You’ve got cute tight balls and a great hair cut, and I’d say the perfect cock for anal. Straight and smooth. 9/10
That's a polite way of saying I've got a small cock. I'm going bed!"You do realise the arsehole can fit three whole raccoons? | |||
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"Back in if you want to rate " What is it with everyone covering up their helmets? Like a long balloon with a knot in the end. Set it free! | |||
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"Back in if you want to rate What is it with everyone covering up their helmets? Like a long balloon with a knot in the end. Set it free!" I'll be sure to set free for my next pic | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 25/01/24 23:42:32]" It looks shifty! Why is it looking at me like that?  | |||
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"Posting again as you all missed me lol
Can you pull the foreskin back a bit? Please need closer inspection.
Please hurry up Missy YB, I can edge much longer
Oh Willy, Willy Willy Willy.
You’ve got cute tight balls and a great hair cut, and I’d say the perfect cock for anal. Straight and smooth. 9/10
That's a polite way of saying I've got a small cock. I'm going bed!"Well he was easily offended. ^^ | |||
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"Back in if you want to rate What is it with everyone covering up their helmets? Like a long balloon with a knot in the end. Set it free!" That is so poetic, you ever thought of a job in writing the msgs in greeting cards?! | |||
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"Posting again as you all missed me lol
Can you pull the foreskin back a bit? Please need closer inspection.
Please hurry up Missy YB, I can edge much longer
Oh Willy, Willy Willy Willy.
You’ve got cute tight balls and a great hair cut, and I’d say the perfect cock for anal. Straight and smooth. 9/10
That's a polite way of saying I've got a small cock. I'm going bed!
Well he was easily offended. ^^ "Wrong emoji FFS | |||
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"Posting again as you all missed me lol
Can you pull the foreskin back a bit? Please need closer inspection.
Please hurry up Missy YB, I can edge much longer
Oh Willy, Willy Willy Willy.
You’ve got cute tight balls and a great hair cut, and I’d say the perfect cock for anal. Straight and smooth. 9/10
That's a polite way of saying I've got a small cock. I'm going bed!
Well he was easily offended. ^^ "Feel free to rate me no offence taken | |||
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"Go on then I’m in "Lovely head to neck ratio, may be slightly too long for my cervix but would give a good stretch 7/10 | |||
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"Back in if you want to rate What is it with everyone covering up their helmets? Like a long balloon with a knot in the end. Set it free!" I reckon you’ve got a whole new career as a professional cock rater now MsYeux | |||
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"Back in if you want to rate What is it with everyone covering up their helmets? Like a long balloon with a knot in the end. Set it free! That is so poetic, you ever thought of a job in writing the msgs in greeting cards?! "Hey, you’re on to something there. Top trump cock ratings! | |||
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"Go on then I’m in
Lovely head to neck ratio, may be slightly too long for my cervix but would give a good stretch 7/10 "Thank you, thank you. It must be the angle. It’s a pinny really. | |||
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"Back in if you want to rate What is it with everyone covering up their helmets? Like a long balloon with a knot in the end. Set it free! I reckon you’ve got a whole new career as a professional cock rater now MsYeux "I'm copying and pasting her replies to my notes so I can earn something out of this elsewhere. It's gold Btw this a joke!!!!! Don't ban me. | |||
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"Back in if you want to rate What is it with everyone covering up their helmets? Like a long balloon with a knot in the end. Set it free! I reckon you’ve got a whole new career as a professional cock rater now MsYeux
I'm copying and pasting her replies to my notes so I can earn something out of this elsewhere. It's gold
Btw this a joke!!!!! Don't ban me." | |||
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"Rate my cock please xx" I think you’re a little dehydrated, your jizz is a tad gloopy. Massive balls though! Good work! 6/10 | |||
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"Back in if you want to rate What is it with everyone covering up their helmets? Like a long balloon with a knot in the end. Set it free! I reckon you’ve got a whole new career as a professional cock rater now MsYeux
I'm copying and pasting her replies to my notes so I can earn something out of this elsewhere. It's gold
Btw this a joke!!!!! Don't ban me.
"Love how my cock got a fun response for having extra skin in the game | |||
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"Back in if you want to rate What is it with everyone covering up their helmets? Like a long balloon with a knot in the end. Set it free!" it's free in a couple of pics. | |||
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"Back in if you want to rate What is it with everyone covering up their helmets? Like a long balloon with a knot in the end. Set it free! I reckon you’ve got a whole new career as a professional cock rater now MsYeux
I'm copying and pasting her replies to my notes so I can earn something out of this elsewhere. It's gold
Btw this a joke!!!!! Don't ban me.
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"Back in if you want to rate What is it with everyone covering up their helmets? Like a long balloon with a knot in the end. Set it free! I reckon you’ve got a whole new career as a professional cock rater now MsYeux
I'm copying and pasting her replies to my notes so I can earn something out of this elsewhere. It's gold
Btw this a joke!!!!! Don't ban me.
I needed this release tonight! "You should make it a regular thing. | |||
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"Back in if you want to rate What is it with everyone covering up their helmets? Like a long balloon with a knot in the end. Set it free! I reckon you’ve got a whole new career as a professional cock rater now MsYeux
I'm copying and pasting her replies to my notes so I can earn something out of this elsewhere. It's gold
Btw this a joke!!!!! Don't ban me.
I needed this release tonight!
You should make it a regular thing."100% I’m absolutely loving this thread | |||
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"Sits patiently " I like the way it hangs like Gonzos nose. Another one that needs vitamin D though! | |||
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I like brutal honesty | |||
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"Okay in x"Your balls are lined up like tennis balls in a tube!  | |||
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"This is the first time I’ve enjoyed reading a cock rating thread. Even though autocorrect tried to change that to cock eating. I’m on to you autocorrect, you little fucker. "^^ you must’ve typed that a time or two | |||
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Your balls are lined up like tennis balls in a tube! "You should do this as a Domme haha | |||
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"Honest opinion I like brutal honesty "Reminds me of the movie Tremors. | |||
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" I like the way it hangs like Gonzos nose. Another one that needs vitamin D though! " | |||
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"Sits patiently I like the way it hangs like Gonzos nose. Another one that needs vitamin D though! " I’ll ask at Boots tomorrow for some supplements | |||
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"I'm in "ThePlug, give it a trim. You’ve got a better toupee than John Travolta! | |||
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"I'm in "Rolki, I’m seeing field mushroom | |||
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"I'm in
ThePlug, give it a trim. You’ve got a better toupee than John Travolta!"Best one yet | |||
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Rolki, I’m seeing field mushroom "Am I taking that as a compliment | |||
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"^^ you must’ve typed that a time or two "You’re damn right. I’ve been on the fancy cocktails all night too. The letters keep moving around. | |||
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"^^ you must’ve typed that a time or two
You’re damn right. I’ve been on the fancy cocktails all night too. The letters keep moving around."Uh huh… | |||
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"Honest opinion I like brutal honesty
Reminds me of the movie Tremors. "Your Gonna have to spell this out for me  not sure what that means haha! | |||
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"Honest opinion I like brutal honesty
Reminds me of the movie Tremors.
Your Gonna have to spell this out for me not sure what that means haha!"G R A B O I D | |||
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"G R A B O I D"  
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"Honest opinion I like brutal honesty
Reminds me of the movie Tremors.
Your Gonna have to spell this out for me not sure what that means haha!
G R A B O I D"By the way what a brilliant movie | |||
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"Posting again as you all missed me lol
Can you pull the foreskin back a bit? Please need closer inspection.
Please hurry up Missy YB, I can edge much longer
Oh Willy, Willy Willy Willy.
You’ve got cute tight balls and a great hair cut, and I’d say the perfect cock for anal. Straight and smooth. 9/10
That's a polite way of saying I've got a small cock. I'm going bed!
You do realise the arsehole can fit three whole raccoons? "I heard it was three whole ferrits? In any case I can't see any situation that someone would think to insert 3 raccoons up their anus, each to their own though! | |||
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"Honest opinion I like brutal honesty
Reminds me of the movie Tremors.
Your Gonna have to spell this out for me not sure what that means haha!
G R A B O I D"Pulled back a bit now | |||
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"Posting again as you all missed me lol
Can you pull the foreskin back a bit? Please need closer inspection.
Please hurry up Missy YB, I can edge much longer
Oh Willy, Willy Willy Willy.
You’ve got cute tight balls and a great hair cut, and I’d say the perfect cock for anal. Straight and smooth. 9/10
That's a polite way of saying I've got a small cock. I'm going bed!
You do realise the arsehole can fit three whole raccoons?
I heard it was three whole ferrits? In any case I can't see any situation that someone would think to insert 3 raccoons up their anus, each to their own though!"Raccoons are a no no but ferrets are ok? | |||
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"I’m in "YoungJim it doesn’t matter how much you pull on your balls, it won’t make it grow! Straight and great for anal though! | |||
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" in"GlasgowGent you’ve taken your haircut a bit too far. Big and girthy. Nice round helmet. 7/10 | |||
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"Posting again as you all missed me lol
Can you pull the foreskin back a bit? Please need closer inspection.
Please hurry up Missy YB, I can edge much longer
Oh Willy, Willy Willy Willy.
You’ve got cute tight balls and a great hair cut, and I’d say the perfect cock for anal. Straight and smooth. 9/10
That's a polite way of saying I've got a small cock. I'm going bed!
You do realise the arsehole can fit three whole raccoons?
I heard it was three whole ferrits? In any case I can't see any situation that someone would think to insert 3 raccoons up their anus, each to their own though!
Raccoons are a no no but ferrets are ok? "Well, tbf we don't have Raccoons in this country | |||
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"Posting again as you all missed me lol
Can you pull the foreskin back a bit? Please need closer inspection.
Please hurry up Missy YB, I can edge much longer
Oh Willy, Willy Willy Willy.
You’ve got cute tight balls and a great hair cut, and I’d say the perfect cock for anal. Straight and smooth. 9/10
That's a polite way of saying I've got a small cock. I'm going bed!
You do realise the arsehole can fit three whole raccoons?
I heard it was three whole ferrits? In any case I can't see any situation that someone would think to insert 3 raccoons up their anus, each to their own though!
Raccoons are a no no but ferrets are ok?
Well, tbf we don't have Raccoons in this country "I just can’t get Cyril Sneer out of my mind now | |||
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"Posting again as you all missed me lol
Can you pull the foreskin back a bit? Please need closer inspection.
Please hurry up Missy YB, I can edge much longer
Oh Willy, Willy Willy Willy.
You’ve got cute tight balls and a great hair cut, and I’d say the perfect cock for anal. Straight and smooth. 9/10
That's a polite way of saying I've got a small cock. I'm going bed!
You do realise the arsehole can fit three whole raccoons?
I heard it was three whole ferrits? In any case I can't see any situation that someone would think to insert 3 raccoons up their anus, each to their own though!
Raccoons are a no no but ferrets are ok?
Well, tbf we don't have Raccoons in this country
I just can’t get Cyril Sneer out of my mind now "
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Can you pull the foreskin back a bit? Please need closer inspection.
Please hurry up Missy YB, I can edge much longer
Oh Willy, Willy Willy Willy.
You’ve got cute tight balls and a great hair cut, and I’d say the perfect cock for anal. Straight and smooth. 9/10
That's a polite way of saying I've got a small cock. I'm going bed!
You do realise the arsehole can fit three whole raccoons?
I heard it was three whole ferrits? In any case I can't see any situation that someone would think to insert 3 raccoons up their anus, each to their own though!
Raccoons are a no no but ferrets are ok?
Well, tbf we don't have Raccoons in this country
I just can’t get Cyril Sneer out of my mind now
He always did look like he had been somewhere he shouldn't have!! "Especially with the bent cock nose | |||
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"Posting again as you all missed me lol
Can you pull the foreskin back a bit? Please need closer inspection.
Please hurry up Missy YB, I can edge much longer
Oh Willy, Willy Willy Willy.
You’ve got cute tight balls and a great hair cut, and I’d say the perfect cock for anal. Straight and smooth. 9/10
That's a polite way of saying I've got a small cock. I'm going bed!
You do realise the arsehole can fit three whole raccoons?
I heard it was three whole ferrits? In any case I can't see any situation that someone would think to insert 3 raccoons up their anus, each to their own though!
Raccoons are a no no but ferrets are ok?
Well, tbf we don't have Raccoons in this country
I just can’t get Cyril Sneer out of my mind now
He always did look like he had been somewhere he shouldn't have!!
Especially with the bent cock nose " | |||
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"Just watching Dragons Den while flippantly browsing this thread and wondered the scenario of me Turing up and flopping my cock out for an investment opportunity. Deborah might offer me a tenner "To put it away or to ride it? | |||
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"Posting again as you all missed me lol
Can you pull the foreskin back a bit? Please need closer inspection.
Please hurry up Missy YB, I can edge much longer
Oh Willy, Willy Willy Willy.
You’ve got cute tight balls and a great hair cut, and I’d say the perfect cock for anal. Straight and smooth. 9/10
That's a polite way of saying I've got a small cock. I'm going bed!
You do realise the arsehole can fit three whole raccoons?
I heard it was three whole ferrits? In any case I can't see any situation that someone would think to insert 3 raccoons up their anus, each to their own though!
Raccoons are a no no but ferrets are ok?
Well, tbf we don't have Raccoons in this country
I just can’t get Cyril Sneer out of my mind now "Yep, I immediately thought of the raccoons cartoon and now humming the theme tune | |||
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"Just watching Dragons Den while flippantly browsing this thread and wondered the scenario of me Turing up and flopping my cock out for an investment opportunity. Deborah might offer me a tenner
To put it away or to ride it? "You have a point there. I was going with a ride option but there are decency laws in place. But no longer Euro size laws anymore. | |||
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"Bit of fun for the ladies, rate the guys "You mean,- rate my little guy? | |||
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"Rate my cock please xx I think you’re a little dehydrated, your jizz is a tad gloopy. Massive balls though! Good work! 6/10" Perhaps we need to go for a hydrating drink xx | |||
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"Has anyone got a 10/10 yet? " Yes. But not for a cock. MsYeux got 10/10 for the best cock rating thread ever | |||
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"Has anyone got a 10/10 yet? Yes. But not for a cock. MsYeux got 10/10 for the best cock rating thread ever "On reflection, 9/10 wasn't bad then  | |||
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"Has anyone got a 10/10 yet? Yes. But not for a cock. MsYeux got 10/10 for the best cock rating thread ever
On reflection, 9/10 wasn't bad then "Yep… even though you threw your teddy out | |||
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