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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
44 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I drove home past one of those lit up motorway signs that gives you handy tips. Tonight was my favourite:

BELT UP IN THE BACK

Raises a smile, without fail! What is guaranteed to amuse you?

Mrs TMN x

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
44 weeks ago

Essex

Any vans advertising erection services.

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By *ife NinjaMan
44 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Slippery surface possible

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

Your mum jokes. They take me back to school

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

Poo/ vomit scenes in films

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By *elix SightedMan
44 weeks ago

Cloud 8

I saw a sign that said “Last eggs before motorway”

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By *erry bull1Man
44 weeks ago

doncaster

Hot taps , with the sign . Caution hot water

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By *uri00620Woman
44 weeks ago

Croydon

Willy drawings. I have a student who used to draw massive detailed ones all over his book. After telling him off he now draws the tiniest little mini willies right in the corner. He just can't help himself.

Always makes me smile.

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
44 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I saw a sign that said “Last eggs before motorway”

Holy shit, I hope you got some! Imagine a motorway journey without eggs

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By *otmyrealname99Man
44 weeks ago

Manchester

"Willy drawings. I have a student who used to draw massive detailed ones all over his book. After telling him off he now draws the tiniest little mini willies right in the corner. He just can't help himself.

Always makes me smile. "

This, especially when drawn on other people's cars and they haven't realised, proper giggles

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By *layfullsamMan
44 weeks ago

Solihull

Read an article on funny signs and the church Easter anal egg hunt” made me chuckle. Some cheeky chappy had removed and rearranged the annual part

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
44 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Helping son with maths homework and snickering at DP. (decimal points)

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By *ittlebirdWoman
44 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

A massive piece of graffiti in my home town nowhere near the bus route that shouts BUS WANKERS!

They’ve tried to wash it off but you can still read it. Makes me laugh every time I’m visiting

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
44 weeks ago

North West

"Any vans advertising erection services."

There's a company near us that makes flanges *sniggers*

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
44 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Bumping for the morning crew

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

My favourite piece of graffiti is on a silver metal box by some traffic lights. It simply says ‘oink’

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By *erdyCurvyInkedPervyWoman
44 weeks ago

West Yorkshire

My favourite piece of graffiti was on a litter bin. Some clever soul had added a C in front of it, and a US at the end, making it read

C LITTER US

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By *affeine DuskMan
44 weeks ago

Caerphilly

Mrs TMN threads always raise a smile.

Ya lil' filther.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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44 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I love it when people doodle on dirty cars/vans/trucks.

I often see an IVECO lorry round here where someone writes 'massIVECOck' on the front in the dirt.

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
44 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"My favourite piece of graffiti was on a litter bin. Some clever soul had added a C in front of it, and a US at the end, making it read

C LITTER US

Inspired!

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
44 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Mrs TMN threads always raise a smile.

Ya lil' filther.

CAFFEINE FUCKING DUSK

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
44 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I love it when people doodle on dirty cars/vans/trucks.

I often see an IVECO lorry round here where someone writes 'massIVECOck' on the front in the dirt.

Nice!

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
44 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Of course, there's the classic Susan Boyle hashtag... #susanalbumparty

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