FabSwingers.com forum: Happy birthday Woody !

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Join me in wishing one of fabs finest fellas a flippin fantastic birthday.

Have a great day pal

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Happy Birthday Woody x

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage

Happy birthday woody xxxx

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

Many happy returns Woody x you appear to have creamed your pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*cries happy tears. …

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
over a year ago

Hell

You kept that one quiet! Happy birthday woody xxx

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

Happy birthday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You kept that one quiet! Happy birthday woody xxx"

Well, when you get to my age, you kind of forget, what day is. …

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"You kept that one quiet! Happy birthday woody xxx

Well, when you get to my age, you kind of forget, what day is. … "

Happy birthday lovely x

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By *he KinkysCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Awwww happy birthday woody

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Happy birthday

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

Happy Birthday xxx

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Nottingham and Stamford

Happy Birthday young man.

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By *GermanInLondonMan
over a year ago

North London

Happy birthday Woody!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is all great,…. But is anyone going to offer a birthday kiss?

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By *sWyldWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Happy birthday lovely xx

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Happy birthday Woody!

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

Happy Woody Day

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"This is all great,…. But is anyone going to offer a birthday kiss? "

I'll give you one ( and a birthday kiss) in Manchester

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

"This is all great,…. But is anyone going to offer a birthday kiss? "

No. Go fuck yourself xx

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Happy birthday Woody. Sending you lots of birthday kisses

And cake obvs

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Happy birthday Woody

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is all great,…. But is anyone going to offer a birthday kiss?

No. Go fuck yourself xx

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Haha. Can you tell that to Mr Sprout?…..

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

"This is all great,…. But is anyone going to offer a birthday kiss?

No. Go fuck yourself xx

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Haha. Can you tell that to Mr Sprout?….."

Mr Sprout - Woody wants you to fuck him.

I think he wants a kiss first too??

xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

****It’s not my birthday****.

Blame the OP not me!!!

Mr sprout , everyone will be more annoyed at you, then they will be at me…… I hope.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"****It’s not my birthday****.

Blame the OP not me!!!

Mr sprout , everyone will be more annoyed at you, then they will be at me…… I hope.

Sorry I misunderstood you crying about not getting a birthday thread as in it was your birthday today. My bad

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"****It’s not my birthday****.

Blame the OP not me!!!

Mr sprout , everyone will be more annoyed at you, then they will be at me…… I hope.

I'm taking back my birthday wishes then!!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"****It’s not my birthday****.

Blame the OP not me!!!

Mr sprout , everyone will be more annoyed at you, then they will be at me…… I hope.

It’s your unbirthday

Just roll with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"****It’s not my birthday****.

Blame the OP not me!!!

Mr sprout , everyone will be more annoyed at you, then they will be at me…… I hope.

Sorry I misunderstood you crying about not getting a birthday thread as in it was your birthday today. My bad

Proof right there that nobody asks me anything.

haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"****It’s not my birthday****.

Blame the OP not me!!!

Mr sprout , everyone will be more annoyed at you, then they will be at me…… I hope.

It’s your unbirthday

Just roll with it

I will still accept kisses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"****It’s not my birthday****.

Blame the OP not me!!!

Mr sprout , everyone will be more annoyed at you, then they will be at me…… I hope.

I'm taking back my birthday wishes then!!

Until next time, I hope. x

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"****It’s not my birthday****.

Blame the OP not me!!!

Mr sprout , everyone will be more annoyed at you, then they will be at me…… I hope.

It’s your unbirthday

Just roll with it

I will still accept kisses. "

I’ve already sent you some up there ^^

You want more?

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"****It’s not my birthday****.

Blame the OP not me!!!

Mr sprout , everyone will be more annoyed at you, then they will be at me…… I hope.

I'm taking back my birthday wishes then!!

Until next time, I hope. x"

Not sure if I'll be able to believe you Woody

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"****It’s not my birthday****.

Blame the OP not me!!!

Mr sprout , everyone will be more annoyed at you, then they will be at me…… I hope.

It’s your unbirthday

Just roll with it

I will still accept kisses.

I’ve already sent you some up there ^^

You want more? "

I always want more, it’s my birth….. I just like more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"****It’s not my birthday****.

Blame the OP not me!!!

Mr sprout , everyone will be more annoyed at you, then they will be at me…… I hope.

I'm taking back my birthday wishes then!!

Until next time, I hope. x

Not sure if I'll be able to believe you Woody

It Wasn’t me!….

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"****It’s not my birthday****.

Blame the OP not me!!!

Mr sprout , everyone will be more annoyed at you, then they will be at me…… I hope.

It’s your unbirthday

Just roll with it

I will still accept kisses.

I’ve already sent you some up there ^^

You want more?

I always want more, it’s my birth….. I just like more

Okie dokie. All the kisses for you… including tongues obvs

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage

"This is all great,…. But is anyone going to offer a birthday kiss? "
ok if i have ti

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage

"This is all great,…. But is anyone going to offer a birthday kiss? ok if i have to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday Woody xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is all great,…. But is anyone going to offer a birthday kiss? ok if i have to

It’s not my Birthday Fred!

It’s my not Birthday thread……

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Håppy Birthdåy Wôôdy!

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"****It’s not my birthday****.

Blame the OP not me!!!

Mr sprout , everyone will be more annoyed at you, then they will be at me…… I hope.

It’s your unbirthday

Just roll with it

I asked him if he wanted one but he didn’t say either way… happy unbirthday woody

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage

"This is all great,…. But is anyone going to offer a birthday kiss? ok if i have to

It’s not my Birthday Fred!

It’s my not Birthday thread……

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really omg all these wishes wasted

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"Håppy Birthdåy Wôôdy!

It's a false alarm apparently lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we all come back and do this again in a couple of month?

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"This is all great,…. But is anyone going to offer a birthday kiss? ok if i have to

It’s not my Birthday Fred!

It’s my not Birthday thread……

really omg all these wishes wasted

Now they won’t come true

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage

"This is all great,…. But is anyone going to offer a birthday kiss? ok if i have to

It’s not my Birthday Fred!

It’s my not Birthday thread……

really omg all these wishes wasted

Now they won’t come true "
mine might...... Maybe

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Can we all come back and do this again in a couple of month? "

When woody??? When???

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"****It’s not my birthday****.

Blame the OP not me!!!"

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Just pretend it's your birthday, motherfucker. If Paddington Bear and HM Queen

can have two birthdays then why can't you?

Today it's your "Trooping The Colour" parade.

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"This is all great,…. But is anyone going to offer a birthday kiss? ok if i have to

It’s not my Birthday Fred!

It’s my not Birthday thread……

really omg all these wishes wasted

Now they won’t come true mine might...... Maybe

What are your wishes, Fred?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is all great,…. But is anyone going to offer a birthday kiss? ok if i have to

It’s not my Birthday Fred!

It’s my not Birthday thread……

really omg all these wishes wasted

Now they won’t come true "

*face palm.

Damn.

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"This is all great,…. But is anyone going to offer a birthday kiss? ok if i have to

It’s not my Birthday Fred!

It’s my not Birthday thread……

really omg all these wishes wasted

Now they won’t come true

*face palm.

Damn. "

May all your unbirthday wishes come true

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage

"This is all great,…. But is anyone going to offer a birthday kiss? ok if i have to

It’s not my Birthday Fred!

It’s my not Birthday thread……

really omg all these wishes wasted

Now they won’t come true mine might...... Maybe

What are your wishes, Fred? "
I'll whisper in yer lughole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feliz cumpleaños Woody

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Birthday, mate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Woody brings out the cake anyway…

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage

Cakes for us all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*Woody brings out the cake anyway…

Wait.... It's not your b'day

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

Happy birthday Woody! We hope you had a great day.

Hades & Cherry

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"*Woody brings out the cake anyway…

Yay ! Cake

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Oh, you're old.

But I still would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday woody!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh, you're old.

But I still would

You’ve made me blush.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Happy birthday Woody! We hope you had a great day.

Hades & Cherry

This was Hades wasn’t it?

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

WHEREVER I LAY MY HAT

Who knew you had a birthday... Have a great day x

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

I was going to lick your face!!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Happy birthday Woody

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

Is it? Or is it not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it? Or is it not?

Is this dodgy Shakespeare I see before me?

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

"Is it? Or is it not?

Is this dodgy Shakespeare I see before me? "

To be or not to be the birthday boy… that is the question.

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By *olfandtazCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Happy birthday

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Happy birthday, Woody! Hope you're having a good'un!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Happy birthday, Woody! Hope you're having a good'un!"

I absolutely will.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

HBD

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Happy birthday, Woody! Hope you're having a good'un!

I absolutely will.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Happy Birthday

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"*cries happy tears. … "

*Shares the tissues*

Merry birthday!

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By *loss aka Miss JonesWoman
over a year ago

south coast IOW

Happy birthday Woody. I hope you have had a fabulous day xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Birthday Woody xxx

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By *amierebelMan
over a year ago

My own little world

Happy birthday big man

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage

Woody happy birthday to you happy birthday to you (birthday)

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Congratulations on being spat out of a vagina, my good man.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for all the well wishes. But it’s not today sadly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday woody

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Thanks for all the well wishes. But it’s not today sadly.

No it was yesterday silly

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Belated birthday wishes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks for all the well wishes. But it’s not today sadly.

No it was yesterday silly

Still wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks for all the well wishes. But it’s not today sadly.

No it was yesterday silly

Still wrong.

I know when it is. I'll start one that day. I'll even set an Alexa reminder.

Everyone else can moan about how much everything is going up in price

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks for all the well wishes. But it’s not today sadly.

No it was yesterday silly

Still wrong.

I know when it is. I'll start one that day. I'll even set an Alexa reminder.

Everyone else can moan about how much everything is going up in price

Someone has to pay for the party.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Thanks for all the well wishes. But it’s not today sadly.

No it was yesterday silly

Still wrong.

I know… but it’s too funny

Happy unbirthday Woody… again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks for all the well wishes. But it’s not today sadly.

No it was yesterday silly

Still wrong.

I know… but it’s too funny

Happy unbirthday Woody… again

Takes the mouse out of the pot to pour the tea….. into the sink, and gets a coffee.

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