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Happy birthday Woody !

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
44 weeks ago

the middle

Join me in wishing one of fabs finest fellas a flippin fantastic birthday.

Have a great day pal

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By *parkle1974Woman
44 weeks ago

Leeds

Happy Birthday Woody x

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By *TG3Man
44 weeks ago

Dorchester

Happy birthday woody xxxx

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
44 weeks ago

Markfield

Many happy returns Woody x you appear to have creamed your pants

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

*cries happy tears. …

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
44 weeks ago

Hell

You kept that one quiet! Happy birthday woody xxx

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By *adyBugsWoman
44 weeks ago

cognito

Happy birthday

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago


"You kept that one quiet! Happy birthday woody xxx"

Well, when you get to my age, you kind of forget, what day is. …

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
44 weeks ago

Southampton


"You kept that one quiet! Happy birthday woody xxx

Well, when you get to my age, you kind of forget, what day is. … "

Happy birthday lovely x

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By *he KinkysCouple
44 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Awwww happy birthday woody xx

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By *affron40Woman
44 weeks ago

manchester

Happy birthday x

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By *izzy.Woman
44 weeks ago

Stoke area

Happy Birthday xxx

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By *hunky GentMan
44 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Happy Birthday young man.

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By *GermanInLondonMan
44 weeks ago

London

Happy birthday Woody!

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

This is all great,…. But is anyone going to offer a birthday kiss?

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By *sWyldWoman
44 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Happy birthday lovely xx

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By *aizyWoman
44 weeks ago

west midlands

Happy birthday Woody!

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
44 weeks ago

St Leonards

Happy Woody Day .

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
44 weeks ago

Southampton


"This is all great,…. But is anyone going to offer a birthday kiss? "

I'll give you one ( and a birthday kiss) in Manchester

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
44 weeks ago

St Leonards


"This is all great,…. But is anyone going to offer a birthday kiss? "

No. Go fuck yourself xx

( )

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By *ittlebirdWoman
44 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Happy birthday Woody. Sending you lots of birthday kisses

And cake obvs

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By *ookie46Woman
44 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Happy birthday Woody

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago


"This is all great,…. But is anyone going to offer a birthday kiss?

No. Go fuck yourself xx

( )"

Haha. Can you tell that to Mr Sprout?…..

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
44 weeks ago

St Leonards


"This is all great,…. But is anyone going to offer a birthday kiss?

No. Go fuck yourself xx

( )

Haha. Can you tell that to Mr Sprout?….."

Mr Sprout - Woody wants you to fuck him.

I think he wants a kiss first too??

xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

****It’s not my birthday****.

Blame the OP not me!!!

Mr sprout , everyone will be more annoyed at you, then they will be at me…… I hope.

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
44 weeks ago

the middle


"****It’s not my birthday****.

Blame the OP not me!!!

Mr sprout , everyone will be more annoyed at you, then they will be at me…… I hope.

"

Sorry I misunderstood you crying about not getting a birthday thread as in it was your birthday today. My bad

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By *aizyWoman
44 weeks ago

west midlands


"****It’s not my birthday****.

Blame the OP not me!!!

Mr sprout , everyone will be more annoyed at you, then they will be at me…… I hope.

"

I'm taking back my birthday wishes then!!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
44 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"****It’s not my birthday****.

Blame the OP not me!!!

Mr sprout , everyone will be more annoyed at you, then they will be at me…… I hope.

"

It’s your unbirthday

Just roll with it

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago


"****It’s not my birthday****.

Blame the OP not me!!!

Mr sprout , everyone will be more annoyed at you, then they will be at me…… I hope.

Sorry I misunderstood you crying about not getting a birthday thread as in it was your birthday today. My bad "

Proof right there that nobody asks me anything. haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago


"****It’s not my birthday****.

Blame the OP not me!!!

Mr sprout , everyone will be more annoyed at you, then they will be at me…… I hope.

It’s your unbirthday

Just roll with it "

I will still accept kisses.

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago


"****It’s not my birthday****.

Blame the OP not me!!!

Mr sprout , everyone will be more annoyed at you, then they will be at me…… I hope.

I'm taking back my birthday wishes then!! "

Until next time, I hope. x

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By *ittlebirdWoman
44 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"****It’s not my birthday****.

Blame the OP not me!!!

Mr sprout , everyone will be more annoyed at you, then they will be at me…… I hope.

It’s your unbirthday

Just roll with it

I will still accept kisses. "

I’ve already sent you some up there ^^

You want more?

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By *aizyWoman
44 weeks ago

west midlands


"****It’s not my birthday****.

Blame the OP not me!!!

Mr sprout , everyone will be more annoyed at you, then they will be at me…… I hope.

I'm taking back my birthday wishes then!!

Until next time, I hope. x"

Not sure if I'll be able to believe you Woody

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago


"****It’s not my birthday****.

Blame the OP not me!!!

Mr sprout , everyone will be more annoyed at you, then they will be at me…… I hope.

It’s your unbirthday

Just roll with it

I will still accept kisses.

I’ve already sent you some up there ^^

You want more? "

I always want more, it’s my birth….. I just like more

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago


"****It’s not my birthday****.

Blame the OP not me!!!

Mr sprout , everyone will be more annoyed at you, then they will be at me…… I hope.

I'm taking back my birthday wishes then!!

Until next time, I hope. x

Not sure if I'll be able to believe you Woody "

It Wasn’t me!….

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By *ittlebirdWoman
44 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"****It’s not my birthday****.

Blame the OP not me!!!

Mr sprout , everyone will be more annoyed at you, then they will be at me…… I hope.

It’s your unbirthday

Just roll with it

I will still accept kisses.

I’ve already sent you some up there ^^

You want more?

I always want more, it’s my birth….. I just like more "

Okie dokie. All the kisses for you… including tongues obvs

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By *TG3Man
44 weeks ago

Dorchester


"This is all great,…. But is anyone going to offer a birthday kiss? "
ok if i have ti

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By *TG3Man
44 weeks ago

Dorchester


"This is all great,…. But is anyone going to offer a birthday kiss? ok if i have to "

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

Happy birthday Woody xx

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago


"This is all great,…. But is anyone going to offer a birthday kiss? ok if i have to "

It’s not my Birthday Fred!

Or

It’s my not Birthday thread……

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By *eroLondonMan
44 weeks ago

Covent Garden

Håppy Birthdåy Wôôdy!

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
44 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"****It’s not my birthday****.

Blame the OP not me!!!

Mr sprout , everyone will be more annoyed at you, then they will be at me…… I hope.

It’s your unbirthday

Just roll with it "

I asked him if he wanted one but he didn’t say either way… happy unbirthday woody

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By *TG3Man
44 weeks ago

Dorchester


"This is all great,…. But is anyone going to offer a birthday kiss? ok if i have to

It’s not my Birthday Fred!

Or

It’s my not Birthday thread……

"

really omg all these wishes wasted

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
44 weeks ago

Southampton


"Håppy Birthdåy Wôôdy! "

It's a false alarm apparently lol

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

Can we all come back and do this again in a couple of month?

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
44 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"This is all great,…. But is anyone going to offer a birthday kiss? ok if i have to

It’s not my Birthday Fred!

Or

It’s my not Birthday thread……

really omg all these wishes wasted "

Now they won’t come true

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By *TG3Man
44 weeks ago

Dorchester


"This is all great,…. But is anyone going to offer a birthday kiss? ok if i have to

It’s not my Birthday Fred!

Or

It’s my not Birthday thread……

really omg all these wishes wasted

Now they won’t come true "

mine might...... Maybe

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By *affron40Woman
44 weeks ago

manchester


"Can we all come back and do this again in a couple of month? "

When woody??? When???

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By *eroLondonMan
44 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"****It’s not my birthday****.

Blame the OP not me!!!"

Just pretend it's your birthday, motherfucker. If Paddington Bear and HM Queen can have two birthdays then why can't you?

Today it's your "Trooping The Colour" parade.

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
44 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"This is all great,…. But is anyone going to offer a birthday kiss? ok if i have to

It’s not my Birthday Fred!

Or

It’s my not Birthday thread……

really omg all these wishes wasted

Now they won’t come true mine might...... Maybe "

What are your wishes, Fred?

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago


"This is all great,…. But is anyone going to offer a birthday kiss? ok if i have to

It’s not my Birthday Fred!

Or

It’s my not Birthday thread……

really omg all these wishes wasted

Now they won’t come true "

*face palm.

Damn.

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
44 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"This is all great,…. But is anyone going to offer a birthday kiss? ok if i have to

It’s not my Birthday Fred!

Or

It’s my not Birthday thread……

really omg all these wishes wasted

Now they won’t come true

*face palm.

Damn. "

May all your unbirthday wishes come true

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By *TG3Man
44 weeks ago

Dorchester


"This is all great,…. But is anyone going to offer a birthday kiss? ok if i have to

It’s not my Birthday Fred!

Or

It’s my not Birthday thread……

really omg all these wishes wasted

Now they won’t come true mine might...... Maybe

What are your wishes, Fred? "

I'll whisper in yer lughole

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
44 weeks ago

London

Feliz cumpleaños Woody

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

Happy Birthday, mate!

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

*Woody brings out the cake anyway…

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By *TG3Man
44 weeks ago

Dorchester

Cakes for us all

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

Happy birthday!

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago


"*Woody brings out the cake anyway… "

Wait.... It's not your b'day

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
44 weeks ago

Debauchery

Happy birthday Woody! We hope you had a great day.

Hades & Cherry

x

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
44 weeks ago

Southampton


"*Woody brings out the cake anyway… "

Yay ! Cake

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
44 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Oh, you're old.

But I still would

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

Happy birthday woody!

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago


"Oh, you're old.

But I still would "

You’ve made me blush.

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago


"Happy birthday Woody! We hope you had a great day.

Hades & Cherry

x "

This was Hades wasn’t it?

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By *ornycougaWoman
44 weeks ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat

Who knew you had a birthday... Have a great day x

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By *elix SightedMan
44 weeks ago

Cloud 8

I was going to lick your face!!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
44 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

Happy birthday Woody

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By *viatrixWoman
44 weeks ago

Redhill

Is it? Or is it not?

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago


"Is it? Or is it not? "

Is this dodgy Shakespeare I see before me?

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By *viatrixWoman
44 weeks ago

Redhill


"Is it? Or is it not?

Is this dodgy Shakespeare I see before me? "

To be or not to be the birthday boy… that is the question.

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By *olfandtazCouple
44 weeks ago

Bristol

Happy birthday

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By *ou only live onceMan
44 weeks ago

London

Happy birthday, Woody! Hope you're having a good'un!

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago


"Happy birthday, Woody! Hope you're having a good'un!"

I absolutely will.

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

HBD

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By *ittlebirdWoman
44 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Happy birthday, Woody! Hope you're having a good'un!

I absolutely will. "

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
44 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

Happy Birthday

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
44 weeks ago

North West


"*cries happy tears. … "

*Shares the tissues*

Merry birthday!

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By *loss aka Miss JonesWoman
44 weeks ago

south coast IOW

Happy birthday Woody. I hope you have had a fabulous day xxx

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
44 weeks ago

Essex

Happy Birthday Woody xxx

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By *amierebelMan
44 weeks ago

nae danger.

Happy birthday big man

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By *TG3Man
44 weeks ago

Dorchester

Woody happy birthday to you happy birthday to you (birthday)

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
44 weeks ago

Leeds

Congratulations on being spat out of a vagina, my good man.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

Thanks for all the well wishes. But it’s not today sadly.

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

Happy birthday woody

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By *ittlebirdWoman
44 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Thanks for all the well wishes. But it’s not today sadly. "

No it was yesterday silly

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
44 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Belated birthday wishes

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago


"Thanks for all the well wishes. But it’s not today sadly.

No it was yesterday silly "

Still wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago


"Thanks for all the well wishes. But it’s not today sadly.

No it was yesterday silly

Still wrong. "

I know when it is. I'll start one that day. I'll even set an Alexa reminder.

Everyone else can moan about how much everything is going up in price

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago


"Thanks for all the well wishes. But it’s not today sadly.

No it was yesterday silly

Still wrong.

I know when it is. I'll start one that day. I'll even set an Alexa reminder.

Everyone else can moan about how much everything is going up in price "

Someone has to pay for the party.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
44 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Thanks for all the well wishes. But it’s not today sadly.

No it was yesterday silly

Still wrong. "

I know… but it’s too funny

Happy unbirthday Woody… again

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago


"Thanks for all the well wishes. But it’s not today sadly.

No it was yesterday silly

Still wrong.

I know… but it’s too funny

Happy unbirthday Woody… again "

Takes the mouse out of the pot to pour the tea….. into the sink, and gets a coffee.

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