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By *ymAndIcedCoffee OP   Woman
over a year ago

Worcester

When I posted on my status that I was doing some landscaping, suddenly every man who messaged me was a landscape gardener offering to do the work for free with nothing required in return.

When I posted on my status that my car has had to go to the garage, suddenly every man who messaged me was a mechanic offering to do the work for free or a substantial discount with nothing required in return.

Anyone ever taken up offers like this on here before and actually had the work done to a good standard without needing to shag them as payment?

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts


"When I posted on my status that I was doing some landscaping, suddenly every man who messaged me was a landscape gardener offering to do the work for free with nothing required in return.

When I posted on my status that my car has had to go to the garage, suddenly every man who messaged me was a mechanic offering to do the work for free or a substantial discount with nothing required in return.

Anyone ever taken up offers like this on here before and actually had the work done to a good standard without needing to shag them as payment? "
Damn I knew I should have gone to plumbing school

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
over a year ago

Hell

I got a lift once from Ellesmere Port to Wrexham to collect my new car so I could go to work from a lovely fireman who had just done a night shift

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By *olfandtazCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

I guess it's one way to get your car fixed for free lol

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

You don't get anything for free not in this world

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

I had so many offers the one time I mentioned my boiler being broken

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By *ymAndIcedCoffee OP   Woman
over a year ago

Worcester


"I had so many offers the one time I mentioned my boiler being broken "

Honestly if someone offered to render my house that might be a job worth putting out for.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"When I posted on my status that I was doing some landscaping, suddenly every man who messaged me was a landscape gardener offering to do the work for free with nothing required in return.

When I posted on my status that my car has had to go to the garage, suddenly every man who messaged me was a mechanic offering to do the work for free or a substantial discount with nothing required in return.

Anyone ever taken up offers like this on here before and actually had the work done to a good standard without needing to shag them as payment? "

Yes. And it was a biggie by an absolute giant of a man. An absolute diamond

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once wrote that i was a tattooist…I am.

Amazes me what people would do for free ink without even checking out if I was any good

Sadly I had to decline because my mortgage needs paying with money and not sexual favours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got a problem with my car….

….

*waits.

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By *hrimper36Couple
over a year ago

Central France dept 36

There’s a porn star on here who often puts up a status like these and then a thank you one after.

If you’ve got it flaunt it I say.

T

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

one of my services is helping ladies put on and take off their clothes.

Just saying.

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

Plumbers, electricians. Mechanics, gardeners…

I’d never take them up in their offers though. I’d mever give my address to a total stranger just in response to a status.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

We have a dodgy roof

Just saying.

Mr

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

I do wonder why people would put that kind of status on here

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'd be happy to enjoy the sex, as part of a roleplay quote . But I'd be cautious about having work done that needs a professional, whilst blurring the boundaries that helpfully exist, when we get jobs done.

I've had some painting done though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd not trust them to accept the offer I don't think if I didn't know them.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Plumbers, electricians. Mechanics, gardeners…

I’d never take them up in their offers though. I’d mever give my address to a total stranger just in response to a status. "

I'll put my power driver away then.

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By *ymAndIcedCoffee OP   Woman
over a year ago

Worcester


"I do wonder why people would put that kind of status on here"

Why not? It’s just chatty isn’t it?

I have people I know on my friends list and it’s just a way to talk about your daily life and what you’re up to.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'd know full well I'd get offers of help if I posted certain statuses.

I'm surprised you're shocked.

My bush does need a good trim though.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

You'd at least have to give them a handy.

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"I do wonder why people would put that kind of status on here

Why not? It’s just chatty isn’t it?

I have people I know on my friends list and it’s just a way to talk about your daily life and what you’re up to."

You could always message them and tell them to stave off the offers

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By *ymAndIcedCoffee OP   Woman
over a year ago

Worcester


"I do wonder why people would put that kind of status on here

Why not? It’s just chatty isn’t it?

I have people I know on my friends list and it’s just a way to talk about your daily life and what you’re up to.

You could always message them and tell them to stave off the offers "

Perhaps you could prepare some guidance for the rest of us for which status updates are appropriate and which are not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gonna change my status to "needs ironing done"

Wish me luck.

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By *ymAndIcedCoffee OP   Woman
over a year ago

Worcester


"I'm gonna change my status to "needs ironing done"

Wish me luck."

May the odds be ever in your favour!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm gonna change my status to "needs ironing done"

Wish me luck.

May the odds be ever in your favour!"

Done! eh...I can't do anymore damage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a lass round here who's always complaining something needs doing...her status's often become thankyous later on. She even puts up when she's skint or if she can't afford a new site supporter pass, she'll usually have one later that day.

Who are these absolute fking simps that fall for the begging?

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"I do wonder why people would put that kind of status on here

Why not? It’s just chatty isn’t it?

I have people I know on my friends list and it’s just a way to talk about your daily life and what you’re up to.

You could always message them and tell them to stave off the offers

Perhaps you could prepare some guidance for the rest of us for which status updates are appropriate and which are not."

Knock yourself out posting whatever you please

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

This goes to show that men truly are the gems on here

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By *o scandalousWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I’ll be needing some removals folk in future….

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By *onnyJohnMan
over a year ago

Doncaster


"When I posted on my status that I was doing some landscaping, suddenly every man who messaged me was a landscape gardener offering to do the work for free with nothing required in return.

When I posted on my status that my car has had to go to the garage, suddenly every man who messaged me was a mechanic offering to do the work for free or a substantial discount with nothing required in return.

Anyone ever taken up offers like this on here before and actually had the work done to a good standard without needing to shag them as payment? "

Not free work as such, but i once saw a couple who'd asked for a lift, i had some free time so i offered with nothing expected in return, picked them up and dropped them off at their house, they did ask me if i wanted to come in for a coffee but i politely declined, it was simply a lift with nothing expected in return.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

To be clear, we did NOT solicit for free labour etc. when a person from this site offered their help. Free of charge. No "favours" asked. Just tea and biscuits provided.

There are some genuinely lovely and kind and very generous people in the world.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

New status: I have a dry knob

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

The one time I was out due to a serious injury... yikes.

(I've had friends from here do me favours, but absolutely not in the random offers in messages way. More in a "I've known you a long time, I like you, and I want to help you" way. I've done the same in return. It becomes not a Fab thing at a certain point)

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By *alldarksurreyMan
over a year ago

surrey

I'm not a Gynecologist but i'll have a look

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By *londebiguyMan
over a year ago

Southport

I'd have to check out their work and reviews first or no chance that I'd risk it.

I've done plenty of free things to help people out but I'm not good at accepting anything like that myself.

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By *ony 2016Man
over a year ago

Huddersfield /derby cinemas

As a voyeur I am quite good at D.I.Y while I watch

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Not randomers I've never spoken to, but have had people I've chatted to for a while offer to do stuff to help me.

When I was single and going on holiday, someone offered to see to my cats for me (I didn't take them up on it though).

I think some will be genuine in wanting to help, whilst others will want sex in return.

It's like all the men offering massages who claim their qualified and want nothing in return. I'd never take any of them up on that offer either.

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By *ostindreamsMan
over a year ago

London

I know of someone on the fetish website who is dominant. She pretty much gets all her work done by submissive men. I don't have trade skills but I did help move lot of stuff and clear a room once

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Any women who are good at doing housework?

I'm fed up with always being brought food in return for a good session!

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By *dy-ukTV/TS
over a year ago

Alcester

I do lots for free, if I can help out I will.

Have been taken advantage of plenty but hey ho.

If I offer to do something, and knowingly can do it properly or genuinely help then there's definitely no alternative motive. If I say it won't cost anything then it won't. If it's just my time and good deed, I'm happy to help. If parts cost money, I'll say the if it needs 'xyz' you can get them here and I'll fit or fix.

My biggest kink and vice is knickers, always has been, I'd love a genuine pair, but again, (apart from my status, always hopeful) I wouldn't expect a pair of ask for any outright for doing a favour either. If that topic ever came up, I'd pay for them on top.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

It’s not Nick Knowles and his team is it?

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By *dy-ukTV/TS
over a year ago

Alcester


"It’s not Nick Knowles and his team is it?"

He did a home sos is our village a few years ago.

Parked his very nice Ferrari in the public car park.

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By *ikeNrachCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

Well guess I better stick a list of jobs on that we need doing. Anyone able to build a mansion? lol

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By *dy-ukTV/TS
over a year ago

Alcester


"Well guess I better stick a list of jobs on that we need doing. Anyone able to build a mansion? lol "

I'd rather build a dungeon

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

I once put a status up for urgent work, staring that I was happy to pay the going rate, as i didnt want folk to think id want it done for free (i dont do the f@cebook) and I got some really shitty messages accusing me of offering sex as payment.

So now, I just put a status up & see if anyone offers to help. As KinkyCouple said above, some folk are just nice & want to help.

So, any local car mechanics out there.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"one of my services is helping ladies put on and take off their clothes.

Just saying. "

With an ongoing rotator cuff injury asking for that service might be a good idea...

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By *he ass man 666Man
over a year ago

paradise city

Is this how it works , great

Need some decking putting in and lawn re turfing no rush as long as it done for summer ,

Thanks in advance

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Is this how it works , great

Need some decking putting in and lawn re turfing no rush as long as it done for summer ,

Thanks in advance "

Er, don't jump the queue! My gearbox is first

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By *uperchargedMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Is this how it works , great

Need some decking putting in and lawn re turfing no rush as long as it done for summer ,

Thanks in advance

Er, don't jump the queue! My gearbox is first "

Don't tell me, a mini by any chance? ????

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By *he ass man 666Man
over a year ago

paradise city


"one of my services is helping ladies put on and take off their clothes.

Just saying.

With an ongoing rotator cuff injury asking for that service might be a good idea... "

Okay I’m next though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Plumbers, electricians. Mechanics, gardeners…

I’d never take them up in their offers though. I’d mever give my address to a total stranger just in response to a status. "

This is the key thing to take away, there's a slim chance it's genuine. It's not worth the risk if it's one of the first few times you're meeting someone.

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