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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When you come home from work early due to something unexpected and you just don't know what to do?!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Naaah. When you come home from work early due to something unexpected and there are a bunch of dwarfs butt naked fucking in your living room while pixies dance around eating your potatoes. That is weird!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"Naaah. When you come home from work early due to something unexpected and there are a bunch of dwarfs butt naked fucking in your living room while pixies dance around eating your potatoes. That is weird!"

Any particular type of potato?

This could prove important for me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would have thought it was the side order of mushrooms that caused that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you come home from work early due to something unexpected and you just don't know what to do?! "

If you have been burgled call 999 or was it something else?

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By *imimeeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Naaah. When you come home from work early due to something unexpected and there are a bunch of dwarfs butt naked fucking in your living room while pixies dance around eating your potatoes. That is weird!"

What's unexpected about that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When you come home from work early due to something unexpected and you just don't know what to do?!

If you have been burgled call 999 or was it something else?"

I wish it was that exciting... I was driving works van and had to brake sharply and an engine hit the back of my seat.

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By *he full worksCouple
over a year ago

Eastbourne

Dwalves are sexy naked lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Naaah. When you come home from work early due to something unexpected and there are a bunch of dwarfs butt naked fucking in your living room while pixies dance around eating your potatoes. That is weird!"

Feck funkey, have you been to my house and been watching oscar and his makes

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Naaah. When you come home from work early due to something unexpected and there are a bunch of dwarfs butt naked fucking in your living room while pixies dance around eating your potatoes. That is weird!

Any particular type of potato?

This could prove important for me... "

Red King Edward... usually.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Naaah. When you come home from work early due to something unexpected and there are a bunch of dwarfs butt naked fucking in your living room while pixies dance around eating your potatoes. That is weird!

What's unexpected about that? "

Well obviously I wasn't counting you! The woman who keeps dwarfs in her shed against their will!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Naaah. When you come home from work early due to something unexpected and there are a bunch of dwarfs butt naked fucking in your living room while pixies dance around eating your potatoes. That is weird!

Feck funkey, have you been to my house and been watching oscar and his makes "

Once or twice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Naaah. When you come home from work early due to something unexpected and there are a bunch of dwarfs butt naked fucking in your living room while pixies dance around eating your potatoes. That is weird!

Feck funkey, have you been to my house and been watching oscar and his makes

Once or twice "

Bugger missed you again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've come home early today, took the dog for a long walk and finally got round to tuning my 12-string a quarter tone sharp so I can learn a few new songs.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"Naaah. When you come home from work early due to something unexpected and there are a bunch of dwarfs butt naked fucking in your living room while pixies dance around eating your potatoes. That is weird!

Any particular type of potato?

This could prove important for me...

Red King Edward... usually."

Phew! I'm cool then dude

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY


"When you come home from work early due to something unexpected and you just don't know what to do?!

If you have been burgled call 999 or was it something else?

I wish it was that exciting... I was driving works van and had to brake sharply and an engine hit the back of my seat. "

fook what happened to the bumper and headlights

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