FabSwingers.com forum: What Are the Last words you Spoke Out

By *ussle Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

To nobody.

It could be to the TV, or a post you saw here or anything, but what was the last thing you uttered out loud when nobody (including pets) could have heard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck off."

To a youtube ad that came up when i wanted to watch a specific video on my phone.

I hate youtube ads..

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By *ussle Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

""Fuck off."

To a youtube ad that came up when i wanted to watch a specific video on my phone.

I hate youtube ads.."

You aren’t the only one my friend!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Fuck off."

To a youtube ad that came up when i wanted to watch a specific video on my phone.

I hate youtube ads.."

Same, really annoying when video carries on playing while you're stuck with an advert that you can't skip.

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By *ister_ee_1981Man
over a year ago

Sunniest Exeter...

I'm home alone,and with Linkin'Park playing, do I am singing (loudly and badly) to "in the end"

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Please."

When I'm reaching the peak of the edge I can hold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh nooooooooo.

Ffs.

- me as my laptop crashed and rebooted itself mid meeting.

Abhshsksbakakaklalsnsmhshsn

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By *ussle Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

""Please."

When I'm reaching the peak of the edge I can hold

I just said “damn that’s hot”

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

What the actual fuck, for fucks sake. I've just lost an important document for work and have just created a shit load of work for myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Please."

When I'm reaching the peak of the edge I can hold

Ahh was just thinking about you saying this

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

To another dickhead driver…

It’s not a fucking tank… just park the bastard up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To another driver this morning.

Cunt !!

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

"FUCKING CUNT" to the hole in the wall I'm fixing

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Come on mate! Driving and someone signalling left but still driving along like they were looking for a house or place to stop. It went on for longer than it should have and I could not overtake.

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

Fucking bastard,after aggravating a torn leg muscle.Still,no worries,only 100 odd miles left to drive.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

""Please."

When I'm reaching the peak of the edge I can hold

Ahh was just thinking about you saying this

It's a different tone when it's aimed at you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I gave myself a pep talk

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By *esthetic21Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

I shouted cunt really loud this morning in the car on the way to work

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By *estmids71Man
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"oh fuck off you knob rot"

After I have just put the phone down on a customer...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Moooove then dick head!”

Pretty sure I only say dick head when driving.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

A guttural laugh when the cockwomble who cut me up, gets stuck behind a lorry

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By *adyinred696969Couple
over a year ago

Brecon

"You dickhead" to the cat, who hadnt judged the new height of the cat-scratch post/climbing frame thingy very well after Jayne had "repaired" it with longer posts.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Did you enjoy that?

To one of the cats who'd not eaten much today, after I've been and bought 3 or 4 different tins/sachets of food for her to try.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"stop being so fucking impatient!"

... the washing machine was beeping at me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't say, I'd get absolutely killed for it.

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By *aseylee324Couple
over a year ago

Valley of Squinting Windows

"Hello pupster" to my dog

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By *olfandtazCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"YOU STUPID, FUCKING IDIOT, YOU JUST FUCKING PUT THAT THERE"

After kicking my coffee table with my little toe.... almost as painful as walking on lego!

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

"When the sunlight strikes raindrops in the air, they act like a prism and form a rainbow. The rainbow is a division of white light into many beautiful colors. These take the shape of a long round arch, with its path high above, and its two ends apparently beyond the horizon. There is, according to legend, a boiling pot of gold at one end. People look but no one ever finds it. When a man looks for something beyond his reach, his friends say he is looking for the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow"

Talking to a spectrum analyser app on my phone. I suspect a few people here may understand why.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An answer to a question when I was watching University Challenge.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

FUCKING INDICATORS!!!

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By *ri147Man
over a year ago

matlock

What yer doin knob head

To the car who cut me up on the way home

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