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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

last week I got a letter from my dr , basically we are inviting you to a well man clinic and we now open saturday mornings .

My first mistake was not ripping it up ! lol

off I went this morning , feeling good .

loads of questions , which I answered truthfully ..

That was my second mistake . not feeling so good now .

been booked in for various tests , but the punchline was PROSTRATE . We can do that now sir ! Ok cool .

Yeh Third mistake !!

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By *aravancoupleMan
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

was it the bend over and touch your toes.

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By *aughtyHubbyMan
over a year ago

Sunderland

OOppps. You're younger than me...guess that means I best stay away from the doctors!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"was it the bend over and touch your toes. "

he was up there before I'd touched my toes !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OOppps. You're younger than me...guess that means I best stay away from the doctors! "

Or buy a rubber ring first !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try going for a smear every 12 months!!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Try going for a smear every 12 months!!!! lol

"

I'll try most things .. but I'll give that a miss !

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Then try a mammogram, don't mind having my boobs squeezed, but hell, can think of better ways of having it done lol

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

I have a nurses uniform, ask me next time hahaha

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"Then try a mammogram, don't mind having my boobs squeezed, but hell, can think of better ways of having it done lol"

yeah but its great you have those things as it saves so many lives ,good to see routine screening for prostrate cancer too,about time .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Then try a mammogram, don't mind having my boobs squeezed, but hell, can think of better ways of having it done lol"

few more years , i'll see how my moobs are doin !lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Then try a mammogram, don't mind having my boobs squeezed, but hell, can think of better ways of having it done lol

yeah but its great you have those things as it saves so many lives ,good to see routine screening for prostrate cancer too,about time ."
Its good they are checking these things now .. but a little warning and an anaethetist on hand would be ace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Then try a mammogram, don't mind having my boobs squeezed, but hell, can think of better ways of having it done lol

yeah but its great you have those things as it saves so many lives ,good to see routine screening for prostrate cancer too,about time ."

Absolutely,I'd go for it,better safe than sorry!

Hey dopysi you want to try the bladder camera down the japs eye,what a chuckle NOT!!!

I'm sure Notts will agree!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Then try a mammogram, don't mind having my boobs squeezed, but hell, can think of better ways of having it done lol

yeah but its great you have those things as it saves so many lives ,good to see routine screening for prostrate cancer too,about time .

Absolutely,I'd go for it,better safe than sorry!

Hey dopysi you want to try the bladder camera down the japs eye,what a chuckle NOT!!!

I'm sure Notts will agree! "
did you say CAMERA ??

ffs ,

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By *cotscple4funCouple
over a year ago

lanarkshire

all fun but at the end of the day at least you were checked in time im burying my brother on monday wish they had sent him to the well man clinic mabee they would have caught his probs its good to see they are pulling men in now as we dont check ourselves as good as women do

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"all fun but at the end of the day at least you were checked in time im burying my brother on monday wish they had sent him to the well man clinic mabee they would have caught his probs its good to see they are pulling men in now as we dont check ourselves as good as women do "

So sorry to hear that. And yes the hassle of the test is well worth it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dear dad died of prostate cancer 18 months ago and it's not a pleasant way to go I can assure you. I bit of a probing where the sun don't shine is a small price to pay to avoid going through what my dad did. A big pat on the back for attending!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yeh this is just fun here , and I'm glad I went and was ok .

Sorry to here about losses , hope I didn't offend .

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"Yeh this is just fun here , and I'm glad I went and was ok .

Sorry to here about losses , hope I didn't offend ."

I dont think you did at all hun - a light hearted post that will hopefully make people think

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By *cotscple4funCouple
over a year ago

lanarkshire

no u did not offened at all if anything you brought it to folks attention so well done you could be saving others if they take heed

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

Sorry, thought this post was about Doctor Evil...

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By *cotscple4funCouple
over a year ago

lanarkshire

no the post is about evil if you do not check yourself we have all had a good wank well why not have a little feel of your balls when you do

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon

had mine checked a few weeks ago payed for by work

but what i wasn`t expecting was a female DR about 30ish stunner too

fook me when she bent to do testicular check she gave me a funny look as im shaved and i wondering how long does the test for prostrate usualy last

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"had mine checked a few weeks ago payed for by work

but what i wasn`t expecting was a female DR about 30ish stunner too

fook me when she bent to do testicular check she gave me a funny look as im shaved and i wondering how long does the test for prostrate usualy last "

and you thought that wooden spoon she'd picked up was to take home for cake mixing

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By *imfromGlasgowMan
over a year ago

er...guess


"last week I got a letter from my dr , ............, but the punchline was PROSTRATE . We can do that now sir ! Ok cool .

..............."

41 is helluva young to be getting prostate tests. Prostate cancer is very rare in under 50s.

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

My work has put it in all our contracts that we will attend a health screening check every 12 months.

I personaly doing mind going

Steve

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon


"My work has put it in all our contracts that we will attend a health screening check every 12 months.

I personaly doing mind going

Steve "

same here

and if i get the same very hot dr i did this time may ask if a bj is on when she down there feeling my balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kate checks mine most nights, and at same time I get a bj too. Don't know about Wellman, but I feel Wellgood after....

Seriously though, any posts that get us guys up off our arses and along to the docs can't be all bad...mind you, my GP is a huge South African guy, with fingers like bananas, so I'm not looking forward to it

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By *etitesaraTV/TS
over a year ago

rochdale

I had one of these Wellman clinic visits a little while ago - didn't get the prostate check as

A) I'm too young &

B) As the practise nurse said "disgustingly healthy"

Must be all the cycling etc..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

best to checked frequently especially as men are not to keen on doc!! once a yr wont do you any harm and if it stops a anythin untoward its a great thing!

x

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham


"My work has put it in all our contracts that we will attend a health screening check every 12 months"

This is becoming a common feature nowadays, the employer are not protecting the employees interest, it's to prevent the employee making a negligence claim against the employer.

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