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"I have sequestered them to my vintage French Armoire. These feisty and lustful creatures are love's unsung luminaries and require frequent nourishment from deviantly genteel gentlemen." Must be a big armoire, I hope you took all your coats out first to make space | |||
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"I have sequestered them to my vintage French Armoire. These feisty and lustful creatures are love's unsung luminaries and require frequent nourishment from deviantly genteel gentlemen." *waves*  | |||
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"I am not hiding in an armoire. Or anywhere else. I’ve never hidden and I’m not about to start "And you’ve got the shortest hair ever | |||
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"I have sequestered them to my vintage French Armoire. These feisty and lustful creatures are love's unsung luminaries and require frequent nourishment from deviantly genteel gentlemen." Nero, please do not hoard these beauties, let them out to roam, they should be unleashed.  | |||
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"I have sequestered them to my vintage French Armoire. These feisty and lustful creatures are love's unsung luminaries and require frequent nourishment from deviantly genteel gentlemen. · Must be a big armoire, I hope you took all your coats out first to make space" • It's a chilly armoire, woollen and fluffy coats aplenty to keep their porcelain smooth derrières warm and protected. If they venture further into it they will come out the other side to Narnia. | |||
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"I have sequestered them to my vintage French Armoire. These feisty and lustful creatures are love's unsung luminaries and require frequent nourishment from deviantly genteel gentlemen. · *waves* "• You will have to step onto a footstool, my Le Petit Oiseau. | |||
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"I have sequestered them to my vintage French Armoire. These feisty and lustful creatures are love's unsung luminaries and require frequent nourishment from deviantly genteel gentlemen. · Must be a big armoire, I hope you took all your coats out first to make space • It's a chilly armoire, woollen and fluffy coats aplenty to keep their porcelain smooth derrières warm and protected. If they venture further into it they will come out the other side to Narnia." Books hair cut so I can once again qualify for entry! | |||
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"How short are we talking here? x"Oh I'm thinking nothing more than 5ft 5 really, Nero's armoire isn't that big after all. | |||
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"I am not hiding in an armoire. Or anywhere else. I’ve never hidden and I’m not about to start
And you’ve got the shortest hair ever "I’m smooth… | |||
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Oh I'm thinking nothing more than 5ft 5 really, Nero's armoire isn't that big after all. "•  | |||
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"How short are we talking here? x
Oh I'm thinking nothing more than 5ft 5 really, Nero's armoire isn't that big after all. "Yay….. Made it x | |||
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"I have sequestered them to my vintage French Armoire. These feisty and lustful creatures are love's unsung luminaries and require frequent nourishment from deviantly genteel gentlemen. · *waves*
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You will have to step onto a footstool, my Le Petit Oiseau."Always 
I’m a dwarf don’t you know… | |||
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"I am not hiding in an armoire. Or anywhere else. I’ve never hidden and I’m not about to start
And you’ve got the shortest hair ever
I’m smooth… "Yes you are. And hot | |||
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"I am not hiding in an armoire. Or anywhere else. I’ve never hidden and I’m not about to start
And you’ve got the shortest hair ever
I’m smooth…
Yes you are. And hot "*kisses you on all your pink parts* | |||
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"I have sequestered them to my vintage French Armoire. These feisty and lustful creatures are love's unsung luminaries and require frequent nourishment from deviantly genteel gentlemen. · Must be a big armoire, I hope you took all your coats out first to make space • It's a chilly armoire, woollen and fluffy coats aplenty to keep their porcelain smooth derrières warm and protected. If they venture further into it they will come out the other side to Narnia. · Books hair cut so I can once again qualify for entry! "• When you're back from Mexico we shall arrange for a spare micro-coat and a bottle of fizz to match your effervescence! | |||
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"I have sequestered them to my vintage French Armoire. These feisty and lustful creatures are love's unsung luminaries and require frequent nourishment from deviantly genteel gentlemen. · Must be a big armoire, I hope you took all your coats out first to make space • It's a chilly armoire, woollen and fluffy coats aplenty to keep their porcelain smooth derrières warm and protected. If they venture further into it they will come out the other side to Narnia. Books hair cut so I can once again qualify for entry! "We need short hair to get in?? Its the wrong time of year for me to chop mine off, I'll have to wait till the weather warms up a bit. | |||
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"I have sequestered them to my vintage French Armoire. These feisty and lustful creatures are love's unsung luminaries and require frequent nourishment from deviantly genteel gentlemen. · Must be a big armoire, I hope you took all your coats out first to make space • It's a chilly armoire, woollen and fluffy coats aplenty to keep their porcelain smooth derrières warm and protected. If they venture further into it they will come out the other side to Narnia. Books hair cut so I can once again qualify for entry!
We need short hair to get in?? Its the wrong time of year for me to chop mine off, I'll have to wait till the weather warms up a bit."I can teach you how to hide ALL of it under a wig cap and a cute little short wig | |||
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"I have sequestered them to my vintage French Armoire. These feisty and lustful creatures are love's unsung luminaries and require frequent nourishment from deviantly genteel gentlemen. · Must be a big armoire, I hope you took all your coats out first to make space • It's a chilly armoire, woollen and fluffy coats aplenty to keep their porcelain smooth derrières warm and protected. If they venture further into it they will come out the other side to Narnia. Books hair cut so I can once again qualify for entry!
We need short hair to get in?? Its the wrong time of year for me to chop mine off, I'll have to wait till the weather warms up a bit.
I can teach you how to hide ALL of it under a wig cap and a cute little short wig "That is the best offer I have ever had on here!!! Googling wigs right now! | |||
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"I am not hiding in an armoire. Or anywhere else. I’ve never hidden and I’m not about to start
And you’ve got the shortest hair ever
I’m smooth…
Yes you are. And hot
*kisses you on all your pink parts* "Saucy… I like it | |||
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"I have sequestered them to my vintage French Armoire. These feisty and lustful creatures are love's unsung luminaries and require frequent nourishment from deviantly genteel gentlemen. · Must be a big armoire, I hope you took all your coats out first to make space • It's a chilly armoire, woollen and fluffy coats aplenty to keep their porcelain smooth derrières warm and protected. If they venture further into it they will come out the other side to Narnia. Books hair cut so I can once again qualify for entry!
We need short hair to get in?? Its the wrong time of year for me to chop mine off, I'll have to wait till the weather warms up a bit.
I can teach you how to hide ALL of it under a wig cap and a cute little short wig
That is the best offer I have ever had on here!!! Googling wigs right now! "You can DM me if you want. I’m happy to share what I know. Probably some of our trans friends can also give you valuable advice too | |||
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"Oh not again. That's it I'm changing my username again! " No don’t gorgeous. It suits you | |||
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"Oh not again. That's it I'm changing my username again! No don’t gorgeous. It suits you "But I got fat it's a catfish name | |||
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"Oh not again. That's it I'm changing my username again! No don’t gorgeous. It suits you
But I got fat it's a catfish name "Wrong emoji! | |||
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"How short are we talking here? x
Oh I'm thinking nothing more than 5ft 5 really, Nero's armoire isn't that big after all. "5ft5 is above the National average, so quite tall on the sliding scale.  | |||
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"I have sequestered them to my vintage French Armoire. These feisty and lustful creatures are love's unsung luminaries and require frequent nourishment from deviantly genteel gentlemen. · Must be a big armoire, I hope you took all your coats out first to make space • It's a chilly armoire, woollen and fluffy coats aplenty to keep their porcelain smooth derrières warm and protected. If they venture further into it they will come out the other side to Narnia. Books hair cut so I can once again qualify for entry!
We need short hair to get in?? Its the wrong time of year for me to chop mine off, I'll have to wait till the weather warms up a bit.
I can teach you how to hide ALL of it under a wig cap and a cute little short wig
That is the best offer I have ever had on here!!! Googling wigs right now!
You can DM me if you want. I’m happy to share what I know.
Probably some of our trans friends can also give you valuable advice too "Thanks, I did used to have a buzzcut grade 2 many years ago, Sinead O'Connor style! | |||
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"Oh not again. That's it I'm changing my username again! No don’t gorgeous. It suits you
But I got fat it's a catfish name
Wrong emoji!"You are not fat. At all… gorgeous sexy woman | |||
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"Oh not again. · That's it I'm changing my username again! " • I wouldn't if I were you. I've got it tattooed on my phallus...in Helvetica typeface. | |||
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"With short hair. Where are you all hiding? "Behind a really low hedge | |||
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"With short hair. Where are you all hiding? "In this 5'11 body.... | |||
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"I have sequestered them to my vintage French Armoire. These feisty and lustful creatures are love's unsung luminaries and require frequent nourishment from deviantly genteel gentlemen. · Must be a big armoire, I hope you took all your coats out first to make space • It's a chilly armoire, woollen and fluffy coats aplenty to keep their porcelain smooth derrières warm and protected. If they venture further into it they will come out the other side to Narnia. · Books hair cut so I can once again qualify for entry!
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When you're back from Mexico we shall arrange for a spare micro-coat and a bottle of fizz to match your effervescence! "Now that is definitely worth coming home for! | |||
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"I have sequestered them to my vintage French Armoire. These feisty and lustful creatures are love's unsung luminaries and require frequent nourishment from deviantly genteel gentlemen. · Must be a big armoire, I hope you took all your coats out first to make space • It's a chilly armoire, woollen and fluffy coats aplenty to keep their porcelain smooth derrières warm and protected. If they venture further into it they will come out the other side to Narnia. Books hair cut so I can once again qualify for entry!
We need short hair to get in?? Its the wrong time of year for me to chop mine off, I'll have to wait till the weather warms up a bit."Apparently so. Too shaggy, not shag worthy! | |||
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"Oh not again. · That's it I'm changing my username again! • I wouldn't if I were you. I've got it tattooed on my phallus...in Helvetica typeface." Pic or it didn't happen! | |||
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"Oh not again. · That's it I'm changing my username again! • I wouldn't if I were you. I've got it tattooed on my phallus...in Helvetica typeface." Heathen… helvetica  | |||
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"Oh not again. That's it I'm changing my username again! No don’t gorgeous. It suits you
But I got fat it's a catfish name
Wrong emoji!
You are not fat. At all… gorgeous sexy woman " | |||
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"I have sequestered them to my vintage French Armoire. These feisty and lustful creatures are love's unsung luminaries and require frequent nourishment from deviantly genteel gentlemen. · Must be a big armoire, I hope you took all your coats out first to make space • It's a chilly armoire, woollen and fluffy coats aplenty to keep their porcelain smooth derrières warm and protected. If they venture further into it they will come out the other side to Narnia. Books hair cut so I can once again qualify for entry!
We need short hair to get in?? Its the wrong time of year for me to chop mine off, I'll have to wait till the weather warms up a bit.
I can teach you how to hide ALL of it under a wig cap and a cute little short wig
That is the best offer I have ever had on here!!! Googling wigs right now!
You can DM me if you want. I’m happy to share what I know.
Probably some of our trans friends can also give you valuable advice too
Thanks, I did used to have a buzzcut grade 2 many years ago, Sinead O'Connor style! " | |||
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"I have sequestered them to my vintage French Armoire. These feisty and lustful creatures are love's unsung luminaries and require frequent nourishment from deviantly genteel gentlemen. · Must be a big armoire, I hope you took all your coats out first to make space • It's a chilly armoire, woollen and fluffy coats aplenty to keep their porcelain smooth derrières warm and protected. If they venture further into it they will come out the other side to Narnia. Books hair cut so I can once again qualify for entry!
We need short hair to get in?? Its the wrong time of year for me to chop mine off, I'll have to wait till the weather warms up a bit.
Apparently so. Too shaggy, not shag worthy! "Ah! So thats where I've been going wrong!  | |||
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"Oh not again. · That's it I'm changing my username again! • I wouldn't if I were you. I've got it tattooed on my phallus...in Helvetica typeface. Heathen… helvetica "I know right! I'm traumatized. | |||
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"So how many are in the armoire right now?" All of us  | |||
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"Oh not again. · That's it I'm changing my username again! • I wouldn't if I were you. I've got it tattooed on my phallus...in Helvetica typeface. Heathen… helvetica
I know right! I'm traumatized."I’m not surprised. Mrs Eaves all day long | |||
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"So how many are in the armoire right now? All of us "Except me. I don’t fancy Narnia. Anyone who wants to follow me to CloudCuckooLand is welcome. Let’s make a break for it, ladies! | |||
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"With short hair. Where are you all hiding? "Probably behind the short furniture …. | |||
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"So how many are in the armoire right now?" • Most of them have passed through to Narnia. Now we have to deal with The Lying, The Bitch and the Whoredrobe.  | |||
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"So how many are in the armoire right now? • Most of them have passed through to Narnia. Now we have to deal with The Lying, The Bitch and the Whoredrobe. "I'll let you assign the roles.  | |||
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"Oh not again. · That's it I'm changing my username again! • I wouldn't if I were you. I've got it tattooed on my phallus...in Helvetica typeface. · Pic or it didn't happen!" • | |||
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"I have sequestered them to my vintage French Armoire. These feisty and lustful creatures are love's unsung luminaries and require frequent nourishment from deviantly genteel gentlemen. *waves* "Hey sexy. | |||
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"I have sequestered them to my vintage French Armoire. These feisty and lustful creatures are love's unsung luminaries and require frequent nourishment from deviantly genteel gentlemen. *waves*
Hey sexy. "Hey gorgeous | |||
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"I am not hiding in an armorey. Or anywhere else. I’ve never hidden and I’m not about to start "why you hiding their do you have arms? | |||
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"I am not hiding in an armorey. Or anywhere else. I’ve never hidden and I’m not about to start why you hiding their do you have arms? "As a matter of fact I do… and this is an arms race | |||
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"With short hair. Where are you all hiding? "Sorry, long hair here | |||
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"I have sequestered them to my vintage French Armoire. These feisty and lustful creatures are love's unsung luminaries and require frequent nourishment from deviantly genteel gentlemen." Nero, there's no food in this armoire! | |||
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"With short hair. Where are you all hiding? "They're standing behind me. | |||
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"I have sequestered them to my vintage French Armoire. These feisty and lustful creatures are love's unsung luminaries and require frequent nourishment from deviantly genteel gentlemen. Nero, there's no food in this armoire! " Yeah come on Nero, get some min rolls pr petit(e) four in there for the ladies.  | |||
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"Well… Sorry.. I found one hiding as a unicorn.. Snagged her and married her… I let her out to play though.. "Can she come play with me? Alone | |||
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"Well… Sorry.. I found one hiding as a unicorn.. Snagged her and married her… I let her out to play though..
Can she come play with me? Alone "I’m sure Becky would enjoy that. You’d need to ask her… Totally has my blessing.! | |||
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"I have sequestered them to my vintage French Armoire. These feisty and lustful creatures are love's unsung luminaries and require frequent nourishment from deviantly genteel gentlemen. · Nero, there's no food in this armoire! " • I can offer you a cocktail sausage, Nell. Or we can 'put' Faith into horizontal and offer her up as the buffet. | |||
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"Well… Sorry.. I found one hiding as a unicorn.. Snagged her and married her… I let her out to play though..
Can she come play with me? Alone
I’m sure Becky would enjoy that. You’d need to ask her…
Totally has my blessing.! " | |||
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"I have sequestered them to my vintage French Armoire. These feisty and lustful creatures are love's unsung luminaries and require frequent nourishment from deviantly genteel gentlemen. · Nero, there's no food in this armoire! • I can offer you a cocktail sausage, Nell. Or we can 'put' Faith into horizontal and offer her up as the buffet." Your persistence, good sir, is… notable. | |||
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"Sorry great big heffalump here "• We can always place you in Pooh's 100 Acre Wood.
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"She's volunteering to be a smörgåsbord ... ^" You are ever the optimist | |||
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"Oh not again. · That's it I'm changing my username again! • I wouldn't if I were you. I've got it tattooed on my phallus...in Helvetica typeface." Just the initials though, right? | |||
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"So how many are in the armoire right now? • Most of them have passed through to Narnia. Now we have to deal with The Lying, The Bitch and the Whoredrobe. "I'm big enough to be the wardrobe | |||
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"She's volunteering to be a smörgåsbord ... ^ You are ever the optimist " • I insist to persist. | |||
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"She's volunteering to be a smörgåsbord ... ^ You are ever the optimist • I insist to persist." I’m LMFAO. And you, good sir, can FAAFO. | |||
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