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"People at petrol stations who take forever to put their seat belt back on, make sure their rear view mirror is still in the correct position, their seat is still in the correct position and they're sitting comfortably, before they can drive off so you can fill up." Oh but I like to reset my trip counter before I pull away, but I have to wait for it to stop displaying the oil level check message etc before it'll allow me to do it. Then I can pull off....that couple of metres counts you know. | |||
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"People who don’t use indicators on their cars " That's a little thing that I have to fight with my other side, not to run them off the road when they fail to indicate. If I went to jail over anything it would be that. | |||
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"People at petrol stations who take forever to put their seat belt back on, make sure their rear view mirror is still in the correct position, their seat is still in the correct position and they're sitting comfortably, before they can drive off so you can fill up. Oh but I like to reset my trip counter before I pull away, but I have to wait for it to stop displaying the oil level check message etc before it'll allow me to do it. Then I can pull off....that couple of metres counts you know." I knew it was you! | |||
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"Dropping a spoon on the floor that you just got out the drawer Yeah but 5 second rule. Right? " Absolutely not, the cutlery will be in use longer than the food that was dropped which allows the germs to properly spread... Right?  | |||
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"Dropping a spoon on the floor that you just got out the drawer" People using the word draw instead of drawer really gets me as well as dropping the spoon. | |||
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"Time for a thread about simple things that just piss you off. I'll start A entrance with double doors and one of them is locked
auditors "Oooo what sort of auditors? The ones with a drone? | |||
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"People who don’t use indicators on their cars That's a little thing that I have to fight with my other side, not to run them off the road when they fail to indicate. If I went to jail over anything it would be that. " Recently I had to drive without the left front indicator for a couple months (not just an easy bulb replace). It was mortifying to see the annoyed faces of people, because I also feel like that when people do it to me. | |||
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"People who don’t respect queueing make my blood boil. " THIS!!!!! I was coming to say this. I had to say something to someone just last week about it. | |||
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"People who don’t use indicators on their cars " Those are the cheap cars they don't fit indicators on to keep costs down. | |||
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"People who aimlessly walk along a street blocking an entire pavement almost deliberately getting in the way to stop you passing by, turning last minute as if by telepathy knowing that was your chosen root past, to only block you again as you divert. I know it's not intended but fuck my life it annoys me, just get some awareness of your surroundings people. There are many variants of this too, so people in supermarkets, middle lane drivers, etc. " You've saved me having to say this! | |||
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"People saying "who?" when you mention someone famous in order to appear cool and uninterested. Google them for goodness sake if you really don't know but you will have had to be in solitary confinement for twenty years without access to any media to genuinely not know. " To be fair “famous” is quite a relative term - there are a lot of YouTubers etc that all the kids think are universally known that I have never even heard of. That goes the other way in that people I think are world known have never appeared on the radar of people under 30. | |||
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"People who aimlessly walk along a street blocking an entire pavement almost deliberately getting in the way to stop you passing by, turning last minute as if by telepathy knowing that was your chosen root past, to only block you again as you divert. I know it's not intended but fuck my life it annoys me, just get some awareness of your surroundings people. There are many variants of this too, so people in supermarkets, middle lane drivers, etc. " Agree and those who stop to chat to others blocking pavements or shelves in the supermarket aisle. People on their phones in shops whilst being served, put it down for 2 bloody mins. | |||
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"Trying to open the box of washing pods "That has given me flashbacks to Saturday, bloody infuriating! | |||
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"Time for a thread about simple things that just piss you off. I'll start A entrance with double doors and one of them is locked "This is actually a big thing for many disabled people! Often mobility aids won't fit through just one side, we need both sides open. But when there's no way to attract attention, we just sit there and look pissed off until we can send for help | |||
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"People who judge you for not using proper punctuation. I left school without finishing all my exams (including English) but I had a job I was in full time work at the age of 15. Some people have educational struggles so can we stop judging " You forgot the full stop. | |||
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"People who don’t use indicators on their cars Those are the cheap cars they don't fit indicators on to keep costs down. "In my experience, it's usually the more expensive cars that have this issue. | |||
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"People that do not pick up after their dog has made a mess. Seems to happen more in the winter months as its dark in the mornings and early evenings, so they think they wont be seen. "People who don't pick up in the countryside because "it's ok,it's the countryside,it's a field(it's a dog toilet just for my benefit)and then spread Neospora/Neospirosis to all the livestock.Fatal in every case.If the malformities were amongst human babies they might act differently,but then again,selfishness ignorance.... | |||
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"So many things. So, so many. People who don’t indicate, specifically when you’re waiting at a roundabout and they peel off left. Cunts. People who decide the best, indeed the only place to check their receipt is the doorway to the shop I’m trying to leave. Cunts. People who park like cunts. Cunts. Anyone who drives a Range Rover. People who allow their children to use Costa like a playground, running around and screaming. Cunts. People who find it necessary to browse the supermarkets shelf while their trolley is abandoned, stretched across the whole aisle. Cunts. People who hold meetings across the whole aisle/path so no cunt can get past. Cunts. People who drive at any speed less than the speed limit. Specifically the cunt I had to follow for 40 minutes who did 35 in a 60. Cunts. People who walk through door, don’t look to see if anyone is following behind them and let the door close in your face. Cunts. Children. Cunts. People who FaceTime or watch videos on their phone at full volume. Cunts. People who walk along playing on their phones and not looking where they’re going. Cunts. People who allow a massive gap to open up in the traffic queue and just roll along at 1mph. Cunts. Most celebrities. Cunts. People who smoke in doorways because they’re too selfish and lazy to move out of the way. Cunts. People who think they’re the only and most important people in the world and that the feelings of everyone else don’t matter. Cunts. People who scream laugh. Cunts. People who snort instead of blowing their nose. Cunts. Youths. Cunts. Criminals. Cunts. Fab trolls. Cunts. Cunts. Cunts. And I feel like there’s one more…… Anyone who’s mean to me. Cunts. Oh - and the smart arse who posts after this to say “People who write big lists of things they don’t like”. Cunt. " and people who try and make you drive in a gear you haven't got.Thrashing it in 4th,straining it in 5th,what do you want 4 1/2?.Speed up or pull over.Cunt. | |||
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"Anyone else read the Cunt List and think 'that's me, also me....yip...me again' "Yip aww well embrace it time | |||
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" People who drive at any speed less than the speed limit." It's a limit, not a target. | |||
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"People in the middle lane. Do instructors not teach to keep to the left anymore? Really? " they do teach them but you can't see beyond a lorry so they sit in middle lane for greater vision | |||
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"Time for a thread about simple things that just piss you off. I'll start A entrance with double doors and one of them is locked "Do you mean two doors one after the other so you can’t gain access or two doors side by side So you potentially smash your face in because you’ve assumed it’s unlocked? | |||
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"Me.....when I go to do something, but then totally forget what the hell it was I wanted to do "Wait till your my age | |||
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"People with a shit ton of groceries who refuse to let you get in front with your two items. By the time you unload all your shit I'd be finished and in the parking lot. Hate them w a vengeance " People who say parking lot instead of car park | |||
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"People who fill the sink up put the dishes in then don’t bother washing them " This yes Arrrrrgh | |||
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"So many things. So, so many. People who don’t indicate, specifically when you’re waiting at a roundabout and they peel off left. Cunts. People who decide the best, indeed the only place to check their receipt is the doorway to the shop I’m trying to leave. Cunts. People who park like cunts. Cunts. Anyone who drives a Range Rover. People who allow their children to use Costa like a playground, running around and screaming. Cunts. People who find it necessary to browse the supermarkets shelf while their trolley is abandoned, stretched across the whole aisle. Cunts. People who hold meetings across the whole aisle/path so no cunt can get past. Cunts. People who drive at any speed less than the speed limit. Specifically the cunt I had to follow for 40 minutes who did 35 in a 60. Cunts. People who walk through door, don’t look to see if anyone is following behind them and let the door close in your face. Cunts. Children. Cunts. People who FaceTime or watch videos on their phone at full volume. Cunts. People who walk along playing on their phones and not looking where they’re going. Cunts. People who allow a massive gap to open up in the traffic queue and just roll along at 1mph. Cunts. Most celebrities. Cunts. People who smoke in doorways because they’re too selfish and lazy to move out of the way. Cunts. People who think they’re the only and most important people in the world and that the feelings of everyone else don’t matter. Cunts. People who scream laugh. Cunts. People who snort instead of blowing their nose. Cunts. Youths. Cunts. Criminals. Cunts. Fab trolls. Cunts. Cunts. Cunts. And I feel like there’s one more…… Anyone who’s mean to me. Cunts. Oh - and the smart arse who posts after this to say “People who write big lists of things they don’t like”. Cunt. "So, we’ve covered the small stuff, what really annoys you then? | |||
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"Deliveries when they don’t even knock on your door and say that they have been when you’ve been waiting all day " Yes, esp when they then send the product back to sender. By this time it's no longer a sale item and then costs £60 more | |||
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"People in the middle lane. Do instructors not teach to keep to the left anymore? Really? they do teach them but you can't see beyond a lorry so they sit in middle lane for greater vision "I sit in the middle lane on the R6, it gives me two escape lanes if things go wrong ahead. | |||
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"Current standard of driving, especially from the idiot brigade. People who go shopping, but stop dead when they get just over the threshold of the shop doors. Usually asking the question, where should we go next. People who get caught doing illegal things (shoplifting, etc.), then have a go because they got caught. Not being able to own a firearm, having to jump through hoops just to get an air rifle FAC. People at an airport gate having a go at the check in staff, as they were too stupid to measure their case. Now they are holding everyone else up, by arguing with the gate staff. People who think it is funny, to try to belittle others just to get a laugh." Join BASC they will help you with any FAC problems,free of charge. | |||
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"Men on here who don't read on fab. I'm straight. I don't want to fuck you. You don't need to wink at me, friend request me or send me a 3 word message. Your just wasting your time and giving guys a bad name" | |||
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"So many things. So, so many. People who don’t indicate, specifically when you’re waiting at a roundabout and they peel off left. Cunts. People who decide the best, indeed the only place to check their receipt is the doorway to the shop I’m trying to leave. Cunts. People who park like cunts. Cunts. Anyone who drives a Range Rover. People who allow their children to use Costa like a playground, running around and screaming. Cunts. People who find it necessary to browse the supermarkets shelf while their trolley is abandoned, stretched across the whole aisle. Cunts. People who hold meetings across the whole aisle/path so no cunt can get past. Cunts. People who drive at any speed less than the speed limit. Specifically the cunt I had to follow for 40 minutes who did 35 in a 60. Cunts. People who walk through door, don’t look to see if anyone is following behind them and let the door close in your face. Cunts. Children. Cunts. People who FaceTime or watch videos on their phone at full volume. Cunts. People who walk along playing on their phones and not looking where they’re going. Cunts. People who allow a massive gap to open up in the traffic queue and just roll along at 1mph. Cunts. Most celebrities. Cunts. People who smoke in doorways because they’re too selfish and lazy to move out of the way. Cunts. People who think they’re the only and most important people in the world and that the feelings of everyone else don’t matter. Cunts. People who scream laugh. Cunts. People who snort instead of blowing their nose. Cunts. Youths. Cunts. Criminals. Cunts. Fab trolls. Cunts. Cunts. Cunts. And I feel like there’s one more…… Anyone who’s mean to me. Cunts. Oh - and the smart arse who posts after this to say “People who write big lists of things they don’t like”. Cunt.
So, we’ve covered the small stuff, what really annoys you then?"Did he mention SUVs, I did! We could be friends, like Stadtler and Waldorf | |||
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"So many things. So, so many. People who don’t indicate, specifically when you’re waiting at a roundabout and they peel off left. Cunts. People who decide the best, indeed the only place to check their receipt is the doorway to the shop I’m trying to leave. Cunts. People who park like cunts. Cunts. Anyone who drives a Range Rover. People who allow their children to use Costa like a playground, running around and screaming. Cunts. People who find it necessary to browse the supermarkets shelf while their trolley is abandoned, stretched across the whole aisle. Cunts. People who hold meetings across the whole aisle/path so no cunt can get past. Cunts. People who drive at any speed less than the speed limit. Specifically the cunt I had to follow for 40 minutes who did 35 in a 60. Cunts. People who walk through door, don’t look to see if anyone is following behind them and let the door close in your face. Cunts. Children. Cunts. People who FaceTime or watch videos on their phone at full volume. Cunts. People who walk along playing on their phones and not looking where they’re going. Cunts. People who allow a massive gap to open up in the traffic queue and just roll along at 1mph. Cunts. Most celebrities. Cunts. People who smoke in doorways because they’re too selfish and lazy to move out of the way. Cunts. People who think they’re the only and most important people in the world and that the feelings of everyone else don’t matter. Cunts. People who scream laugh. Cunts. People who snort instead of blowing their nose. Cunts. Youths. Cunts. Criminals. Cunts. Fab trolls. Cunts. Cunts. Cunts. And I feel like there’s one more…… Anyone who’s mean to me. Cunts. Oh - and the smart arse who posts after this to say “People who write big lists of things they don’t like”. Cunt.
So, we’ve covered the small stuff, what really annoys you then?
Did he mention SUVs, I did! We could be friends, like Stadtler and Waldorf"
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""This show is terrible, awful and disgusting" "See you next week""
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""This show is terrible, awful and disgusting" "See you next week"
Me and a mate used to work under the names Waldorf and Staedtler.Business cards:- free quotes free cynicism.Theatre balconies a speciality."Niiice, how were you rated on Trustpilot? | |||
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"People who park at the front of the supermarket instead of in the car park spaces" Yes, this annoys me too and see far too often. | |||
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"Tik tok Dog clothes Perilous music in nature programmes/any documentaries Strip lights People who don't indicate Hogging middle lane drivers Smoking Adeles voice Jobsworths Telly Royalty Plastic Stickers on.. Everything Christmas Rubbish quality underwear Smalltalk.. Unless I started it Throw away culture Moaning
Oh God, I could go on. How terrible of me "
Animals wearing clothes and sunglasses, people sending photos of animals wearing clothes, evil!
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"So many things. So, so many. People who don’t indicate, specifically when you’re waiting at a roundabout and they peel off left. Cunts. People who decide the best, indeed the only place to check their receipt is the doorway to the shop I’m trying to leave. Cunts. People who park like cunts. Cunts. Anyone who drives a Range Rover. People who allow their children to use Costa like a playground, running around and screaming. Cunts. People who find it necessary to browse the supermarkets shelf while their trolley is abandoned, stretched across the whole aisle. Cunts. People who hold meetings across the whole aisle/path so no cunt can get past. Cunts. People who drive at any speed less than the speed limit. Specifically the cunt I had to follow for 40 minutes who did 35 in a 60. Cunts. People who walk through door, don’t look to see if anyone is following behind them and let the door close in your face. Cunts. Children. Cunts. People who FaceTime or watch videos on their phone at full volume. Cunts. People who walk along playing on their phones and not looking where they’re going. Cunts. People who allow a massive gap to open up in the traffic queue and just roll along at 1mph. Cunts. Most celebrities. Cunts. People who smoke in doorways because they’re too selfish and lazy to move out of the way. Cunts. People who think they’re the only and most important people in the world and that the feelings of everyone else don’t matter. Cunts. People who scream laugh. Cunts. People who snort instead of blowing their nose. Cunts. Youths. Cunts. Criminals. Cunts. Fab trolls. Cunts. Cunts. Cunts. And I feel like there’s one more…… Anyone who’s mean to me. Cunts. Oh - and the smart arse who posts after this to say “People who write big lists of things they don’t like”. Cunt. "I think we deserve to be told why you have not called 'Anyone who drives a Range Rover' a cunt. Why have they not been suitably annotated? Surely they are paramount pudenda? Why have you let them off lightly? | |||
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"So many things. So, so many. People who don’t indicate, specifically when you’re waiting at a roundabout and they peel off left. Cunts. People who decide the best, indeed the only place to check their receipt is the doorway to the shop I’m trying to leave. Cunts. People who park like cunts. Cunts. Anyone who drives a Range Rover. People who allow their children to use Costa like a playground, running around and screaming. Cunts. People who find it necessary to browse the supermarkets shelf while their trolley is abandoned, stretched across the whole aisle. Cunts. People who hold meetings across the whole aisle/path so no cunt can get past. Cunts. People who drive at any speed less than the speed limit. Specifically the cunt I had to follow for 40 minutes who did 35 in a 60. Cunts. People who walk through door, don’t look to see if anyone is following behind them and let the door close in your face. Cunts. Children. Cunts. People who FaceTime or watch videos on their phone at full volume. Cunts. People who walk along playing on their phones and not looking where they’re going. Cunts. People who allow a massive gap to open up in the traffic queue and just roll along at 1mph. Cunts. Most celebrities. Cunts. People who smoke in doorways because they’re too selfish and lazy to move out of the way. Cunts. People who think they’re the only and most important people in the world and that the feelings of everyone else don’t matter. Cunts. People who scream laugh. Cunts. People who snort instead of blowing their nose. Cunts. Youths. Cunts. Criminals. Cunts. Fab trolls. Cunts. Cunts. Cunts. And I feel like there’s one more…… Anyone who’s mean to me. Cunts. Oh - and the smart arse who posts after this to say “People who write big lists of things they don’t like”. Cunt.
I think we deserve to be told why you have not called 'Anyone who drives a Range Rover' a cunt. Why have they not been suitably annotated?
Surely they are paramount pudenda?
Why have you let them off lightly?"I’d forgotten about this little (massive) rant! Oh I don’t know. Maybe I thought there’s bound to be Range Rover drivers on fab and I couldn’t face the inevitable whining. There are several I forgot: People who don’t put up the little divider on supermarket conveyer belts. Cunts. Reality tv shows. Cunts. People who stand next to you at the urinal and spray you with their piss. Cunts of the absolute highest order. Politicians. Such utter cunts there is no grading high enough to do them justice. This is cathartic!! | |||
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" I think we deserve to be told why you have not called 'Anyone who drives a Range Rover' a cunt. Why have they not been suitably annotated? Surely they are paramount pudenda? Why have you let them off lightly?" Ps thank you for introducing me to the word ‘pudenda’. I like it! I want to use it more in conversation. | |||
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" ... Ps thank you for introducing me to the word ‘pudenda’. I like it! I want to use it more in conversation." I always knew that going to a school with Latin on the syllabus would stand me in good stead. It's not just vulva that one needs to know about! | |||
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"People who don’t use indicators on their cars " If they're on a roundabout, i start to pull out on them to shit them up and make them brake a little, pointing at their indicator as i call them a bell end.... | |||
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"People who don’t use indicators on their cars If they're on a roundabout, i start to pull out on them to shit them up and make them brake a little, pointing at their indicator as i call them a bell end.... "Hardly surprising. The gullible British public have nearly all been sold cars with Steering column controls designed for the European market. Perhaps BMW drivers in Europe use their indicators as easily as I can use the ones on my imported Japanese vehicles.Ironically, with the same hand normally used for hand signals in the old days when the windows were usually open, Oh, and the same hand as used for giving V signs. | |||
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