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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

But not all penises are pretty.

What qualities has a “pretty penis” got?

And how about one that isn’t so pretty?

I’ll start: I was telling Mr S this morning that I’m glad his cock is the same skin colour as the rest of his body. I have an ex-FWB whose cock had a skin colour so much darker that it looked like he’d had a transplant.

I used to call it a Frankencock. My ex FWB was a grave digger, so you ALL know what I thought.

Anyway. That’s my 2p - I want the skin tone on the cock to match the rest of his body.

What say you?

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

Also forgot to say, there’s a dude Mr S and I have considered for a threesome… but he has the same affliction as my FrankenEx.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

As I said on the other thread clean and healthy is my only concern. I find (personally) discussion of good/bad re body parts problematic and uncomfortable and harmful. Just my tuppence.

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"As I said on the other thread clean and healthy is my only concern. I find (personally) discussion of good/bad re body parts problematic and uncomfortable and harmful. Just my tuppence. "

Which other thread? I haven’t been here much lately - didn’t mean to create a clone

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Reckon I've got a pretty penis - straight and a well defined helmet - circumcised

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"As I said on the other thread clean and healthy is my only concern. I find (personally) discussion of good/bad re body parts problematic and uncomfortable and harmful. Just my tuppence.

Which other thread? I haven’t been here much lately - didn’t mean to create a clone "

Oh sorry! There’s a pretty penis thread running —- thattaway!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My throbbing cock is the same colour, I used to be embarrassed because the shaft has a slight curve to it x

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants


"But not all penises are pretty.

What qualities has a “pretty penis” got?

And how about one that isn’t so pretty?

I’ll start: I was telling Mr S this morning that I’m glad his cock is the same skin colour as the rest of his body. I have an ex-FWB whose cock had a skin colour so much darker that it looked like he’d had a transplant.

I used to call it a Frankencock. My ex FWB was a grave digger, so you ALL know what I thought.

Anyway. That’s my 2p - I want the skin tone on the cock to match the rest of his body.

What say you?"

*Sends Faith cock pic for scrutiny.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Poor men.

If only women could appreciate all penis as much as men appreciate all breasts

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants


"As I said on the other thread clean and healthy is my only concern. I find (personally) discussion of good/bad re body parts problematic and uncomfortable and harmful. Just my tuppence. "

I don't know if you know what you did there.

Bravo if you did.

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"As I said on the other thread clean and healthy is my only concern. I find (personally) discussion of good/bad re body parts problematic and uncomfortable and harmful. Just my tuppence.

Which other thread? I haven’t been here much lately - didn’t mean to create a clone

Oh sorry! There’s a pretty penis thread running —- thattaway! "

Oh! Dang. Fred got out of his restraints again…

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"But not all penises are pretty.

What qualities has a “pretty penis” got?

And how about one that isn’t so pretty?

I’ll start: I was telling Mr S this morning that I’m glad his cock is the same skin colour as the rest of his body. I have an ex-FWB whose cock had a skin colour so much darker that it looked like he’d had a transplant.

I used to call it a Frankencock. My ex FWB was a grave digger, so you ALL know what I thought.

Anyway. That’s my 2p - I want the skin tone on the cock to match the rest of his body.

What say you?

*Sends Faith cock pic for scrutiny. "

Couldn’t see it. It has all these shapes cut out like an “I’m not a robot” CAPTCHA.

Send it again

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"Poor men.

If only women could appreciate all penis as much as men appreciate all breasts "

I liked yours just fine… as you know… until I didn’t anymore… maybe

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

I’m too lazy to do a search - has the name PrettyPenis been claimed on fab?

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"Poor men.

If only women could appreciate all penis as much as men appreciate all breasts

I like yours"

Know when to stop, Faith

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"Poor men.

If only women could appreciate all penis as much as men appreciate all breasts

I like yours

Know when to stop, Faith"

Or what, Willy?

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door


"Poor men.

If only women could appreciate all penis as much as men appreciate all breasts "
women like man boobs too there just noisy about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think that personally to categorize peoples bodies or part of their bodies is toxic.

What defines it or anything as being pretty, surely beauty is in the eye of the beholder?

It takes a lot of courage for some people to post any body shots and now we are judging how pretty they are

What is achieved by this?

Making some feel inadequate? Make some feel insecure?

Always as well a double standard. Some many pretty penis posts but imagine if there were equally as many pretty vagina posts

Just my thoughts

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants


"But not all penises are pretty.

What qualities has a “pretty penis” got?

And how about one that isn’t so pretty?

I’ll start: I was telling Mr S this morning that I’m glad his cock is the same skin colour as the rest of his body. I have an ex-FWB whose cock had a skin colour so much darker that it looked like he’d had a transplant.

I used to call it a Frankencock. My ex FWB was a grave digger, so you ALL know what I thought.

Anyway. That’s my 2p - I want the skin tone on the cock to match the rest of his body.

What say you?

*Sends Faith cock pic for scrutiny.

Couldn’t see it. It has all these shapes cut out like an “I’m not a robot” CAPTCHA.

Send it again "

Will do, look again in wide-screen.

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"I think that personally to categorize peoples bodies or part of their bodies is toxic.

What defines it or anything as being pretty, surely beauty is in the eye of the beholder?

It takes a lot of courage for some people to post any body shots and now we are judging how pretty they are

What is achieved by this?

Making some feel inadequate? Make some feel insecure?

Always as well a double standard. Some many pretty penis posts but imagine if there were equally as many pretty vagina posts

Just my thoughts "

You can’t see a vagina without a speculum and a flashlight.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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So...

I'd say for me, a pretty penis is one that has me transfixed, where I can drift off in to a happy place thinking about it and not much else. The qualities a pretty one has over a not so pretty one? The owner of said penis.

I think I'd rather have a beautiful penis over a "pretty" one. I don't care if there's a difference in colour, a slight curve this way or that. I do care about the beauty to be found in its eagerness to respond to me - if a penis quickly becomes hard through my words, a kiss, a gentle stroke of his thighs. I think there's a certain beauty in the way it fits inside me; whether that's feeling my quim clench around him hungrily or that first pop when he reaches my throat, the way I can take all of him and crave him even more.

So, yes. I think I'd choose one that's beautiful to me, because of the owner, the way it responds to me and makes me feel over a "pretty" one any day.

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"But not all penises are pretty.

What qualities has a “pretty penis” got?

And how about one that isn’t so pretty?

I’ll start: I was telling Mr S this morning that I’m glad his cock is the same skin colour as the rest of his body. I have an ex-FWB whose cock had a skin colour so much darker that it looked like he’d had a transplant.

I used to call it a Frankencock. My ex FWB was a grave digger, so you ALL know what I thought.

Anyway. That’s my 2p - I want the skin tone on the cock to match the rest of his body.

What say you?

*Sends Faith cock pic for scrutiny.

Couldn’t see it. It has all these shapes cut out like an “I’m not a robot” CAPTCHA.

Send it again

Will do, look again in wide-screen. "

*spontaneously starts wanking*

Wide screen does it for me!

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"Poor men.

If only women could appreciate all penis as much as men appreciate all breasts

I like yours

Know when to stop, Faith

Or what, Willy?"

Uh, I didn't think that far ahead to be honest.

Or else... I'll block you!!

...maybe

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"So...

I'd say for me, a pretty penis is one that has me transfixed, where I can drift off in to a happy place thinking about it and not much else. The qualities a pretty one has over a not so pretty one? The owner of said penis.

I think I'd rather have a beautiful penis over a "pretty" one. I don't care if there's a difference in colour, a slight curve this way or that. I do care about the beauty to be found in its eagerness to respond to me - if a penis quickly becomes hard through my words, a kiss, a gentle stroke of his thighs. I think there's a certain beauty in the way it fits inside me; whether that's feeling my quim clench around him hungrily or that first pop when he reaches my throat, the way I can take all of him and crave him even more.

So, yes. I think I'd choose one that's beautiful to me, because of the owner, the way it responds to me and makes me feel over a "pretty" one any day."

*sees this and has the fastest O I’ve ever had from the written word*

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By *olfandtazCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Wise old saying, as long as the restaurant is 5 stars taz will eat there.. squeaky clean

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants


"But not all penises are pretty.

What qualities has a “pretty penis” got?

And how about one that isn’t so pretty?

I’ll start: I was telling Mr S this morning that I’m glad his cock is the same skin colour as the rest of his body. I have an ex-FWB whose cock had a skin colour so much darker that it looked like he’d had a transplant.

I used to call it a Frankencock. My ex FWB was a grave digger, so you ALL know what I thought.

Anyway. That’s my 2p - I want the skin tone on the cock to match the rest of his body.

What say you?

*Sends Faith cock pic for scrutiny.

Couldn’t see it. It has all these shapes cut out like an “I’m not a robot” CAPTCHA.

Send it again

Will do, look again in wide-screen.

*spontaneously starts wanking*

Wide screen does it for me!"

I thought a helicopter was landing outside, it's just you fapping.....

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

A pretty penis isn't angry looking with veins. That's a beefy one.

There's cute, too. Cute ones are dinky with soft skin.

I see personality in penises, like they're an entity of their own.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I know I don't have a pretty vulva, and I'm fine with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But not all penises are pretty.

What qualities has a “pretty penis” got?

And how about one that isn’t so pretty?

I’ll start: I was telling Mr S this morning that I’m glad his cock is the same skin colour as the rest of his body. I have an ex-FWB whose cock had a skin colour so much darker that it looked like he’d had a transplant.

I used to call it a Frankencock. My ex FWB was a grave digger, so you ALL know what I thought.

Anyway. That’s my 2p - I want the skin tone on the cock to match the rest of his body.

What say you?"

“Frankencock”

I find this thread reassuring that there’s a chance that I could possibly have a “pretty penis” rather than an ugly monster. Not that it gets much of an audience these days

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

Prettiness is in the eye of the beholder.. same with boobs. Mine is the same colour though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So...

I'd say for me, a pretty penis is one that has me transfixed, where I can drift off in to a happy place thinking about it and not much else. The qualities a pretty one has over a not so pretty one? The owner of said penis.

I think I'd rather have a beautiful penis over a "pretty" one. I don't care if there's a difference in colour, a slight curve this way or that. I do care about the beauty to be found in its eagerness to respond to me - if a penis quickly becomes hard through my words, a kiss, a gentle stroke of his thighs. I think there's a certain beauty in the way it fits inside me; whether that's feeling my quim clench around him hungrily or that first pop when he reaches my throat, the way I can take all of him and crave him even more.

So, yes. I think I'd choose one that's beautiful to me, because of the owner, the way it responds to me and makes me feel over a "pretty" one any day."

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By *moothshaftMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Mine is very veiny when solid, never sure whether its actually a dislike for women.

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London


"I think that personally to categorize peoples bodies or part of their bodies is toxic.

What defines it or anything as being pretty, surely beauty is in the eye of the beholder?

It takes a lot of courage for some people to post any body shots and now we are judging how pretty they are

What is achieved by this?

Making some feel inadequate? Make some feel insecure?

Always as well a double standard. Some many pretty penis posts but imagine if there were equally as many pretty vagina posts

Just my thoughts

You can’t see a vagina without a speculum and a flashlight."

Fine. How about Cute Cunts as an alternative thread title

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

I wouldn’t say pretty, handsome, more like

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By *venturerMan
over a year ago

Bodmin

Well I never! Whatever next!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"So...

I'd say for me, a pretty penis is one that has me transfixed, where I can drift off in to a happy place thinking about it and not much else. The qualities a pretty one has over a not so pretty one? The owner of said penis.

I think I'd rather have a beautiful penis over a "pretty" one. I don't care if there's a difference in colour, a slight curve this way or that. I do care about the beauty to be found in its eagerness to respond to me - if a penis quickly becomes hard through my words, a kiss, a gentle stroke of his thighs. I think there's a certain beauty in the way it fits inside me; whether that's feeling my quim clench around him hungrily or that first pop when he reaches my throat, the way I can take all of him and crave him even more.

So, yes. I think I'd choose one that's beautiful to me, because of the owner, the way it responds to me and makes me feel over a "pretty" one any day.

*sees this and has the fastest O I’ve ever had from the written word*"

Ha! I like you, Faith.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"I wouldn’t say pretty, handsome, more like "

I've seen some magnificent beasts, standing tall and proud.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I adore the Mr's penis I've become friends with it over the years and the love for it has grown he probably has the only penis I've ever liked the look of.

Every other penis is a penis, I've never looked at one and thought what a nice cock.

I have looked at some and thought keep that fucking thing away from me.

Maybe I'm just odd but genitals alone rarely look nice.

Mrs

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe

Where's that guy who's always talking about how pretty his cock is? Finally a thread designed for him

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Where's that guy who's always talking about how pretty his cock is? Finally a thread designed for him"

Are you talking about yourself in the third person?

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe


"Where's that guy who's always talking about how pretty his cock is? Finally a thread designed for him

Are you talking about yourself in the third person?"

Ssssshhhhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dare someone to make a thread where we discuss the pretty and the ugly parts of a fanny

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"Dare someone to make a thread where we discuss the pretty and the ugly parts of a fanny "

Why don’t you make that thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dare someone to make a thread where we discuss the pretty and the ugly parts of a fanny

Why don’t you make that thread? "

I’d never want people to discuss why someone’s private parts are ugly. Seems rude and classless to me

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By *hriscooperMan
over a year ago

Warrington

Pretty, great and gorgeous are superlatives mine has recently been give.

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By *k_guyMan
over a year ago

Ipswich

I think mine is fairly pretty.

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

As an owner and operator of a penis I’m of the opinion they are generally ugly looking things but at times when there are naked dudes in an excited condition at parties and clubs I’ve seen one or two that I think ‘okay, that is a handsome cock’ closely followed by uttering “lucky bastard” under my breath.

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By *he KinkysCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Right looks like I’m going to have to investigate and see all the pretty’s one for myself x

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"Dare someone to make a thread where we discuss the pretty and the ugly parts of a fanny

Why don’t you make that thread?

I’d never want people to discuss why someone’s private parts are ugly. Seems rude and classless to me "

I don’t recall pissing in your Cheerios today, or any other day.

Tomorrow’s not looking good either.

Maybe I’ll see you next… oh you know the rest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Know what? I wouldn’t mind seeing a Frankencock out of curiosity. How does that happen?

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