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It wasnt me !!!!! ........

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Honest, I have just seen a tv report about how many minor accidents Sussex Police have attended in the snow - more than 300 in the past 24 hours is the figure they have quoted ......... and I wasnt involved in any of them ..............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Honest, I have just seen a tv report about how many minor accidents Sussex Police have attended in the snow - more than 300 in the past 24 hours is the figure they have quoted ......... and I wasnt involved in any of them .............. "

May I congratulate you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Honest, I have just seen a tv report about how many minor accidents Sussex Police have attended in the snow - more than 300 in the past 24 hours is the figure they have quoted ......... and I wasnt involved in any of them ..............

May I congratulate you. "

Thank u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But how many did you cause?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Honest, I have just seen a tv report about how many minor accidents Sussex Police have attended in the snow - more than 300 in the past 24 hours is the figure they have quoted ......... and I wasnt involved in any of them .............. "
Are you sure now, it was chaos and carnage..............

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"But how many did you cause? "

how was I supposed to have done that from my bed - under my duvet lol ?????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Honest, I have just seen a tv report about how many minor accidents Sussex Police have attended in the snow - more than 300 in the past 24 hours is the figure they have quoted ......... and I wasnt involved in any of them .............. Are you sure now, it was chaos and carnage.............. "

yep it was chaos and carnage, I am the Queen of chaos and mayhem ........ wrong department !!!!! lol they are down second door on the right I believe ..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Balls, how did I get it so wrong? I was told by the ministry of misinformation you know, blame those pesky buggers.

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By *ussypussWoman
over a year ago

South Birmingham waiting for the bf to come back after crimbo

Minxie, you can ask sub-BBW for verification of this, but apparently I'm your Birmingham equivalent.

I can say with my head held high though that none of the accidents which happened around the West Mids yesterday had my stamp on them either. That doesn't mean that they won't today/tomorrow/next week ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Balls, how did I get it so wrong? I was told by the ministry of misinformation you know, blame those pesky buggers. "

oh them, always trying to tar me with their brushes .............

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Minxie, you can ask sub-BBW for verification of this, but apparently I'm your Birmingham equivalent.

I can say with my head held high though that none of the accidents which happened around the West Mids yesterday had my stamp on them either. That doesn't mean that they won't today/tomorrow/next week .... "

Ooooooooo I am so relieved, its been so bloody hard trying to cover the whole Country .............. glad they have now appointed an equivalent further up the Country .............. we will have the whole Country covered soon !!!!! Note to All - beware their is a chaos and mayhem Queen coming close to u soon ......... lol

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Minxie, you can ask sub-BBW for verification of this, but apparently I'm your Birmingham equivalent.

I can say with my head held high though that none of the accidents which happened around the West Mids yesterday had my stamp on them either. That doesn't mean that they won't today/tomorrow/next week ....

Ooooooooo I am so relieved, its been so bloody hard trying to cover the whole Country .............. glad they have now appointed an equivalent further up the Country .............. we will have the whole Country covered soon !!!!! Note to All - beware their is a chaos and mayhem Queen coming close to u soon ......... lol "

ile cover the other end of the south coast bognor to portsmouth

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Minxie, you can ask sub-BBW for verification of this, but apparently I'm your Birmingham equivalent.

I can say with my head held high though that none of the accidents which happened around the West Mids yesterday had my stamp on them either. That doesn't mean that they won't today/tomorrow/next week ....

Ooooooooo I am so relieved, its been so bloody hard trying to cover the whole Country .............. glad they have now appointed an equivalent further up the Country .............. we will have the whole Country covered soon !!!!! Note to All - beware their is a chaos and mayhem Queen coming close to u soon ......... lol

ile cover the other end of the south coast bognor to portsmouth "

Cool this rate we could have synchronised chaos and mayhem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooooooooo I am so relieved, its been so bloody hard trying to cover the whole Country .............. glad they have now appointed an equivalent further up the Country .............. we will have the whole Country covered soon !!!!! Note to All - beware their is a chaos and mayhem Queen coming close to u soon ......... lol "

I'm campaigning my local MP to have an anti-queen of chaos and mayhem barrier erected ASAP

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I think the fact you were moved to make this thread incriminates you Minxie.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Methinks the Minx doth protest too much....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Methinks the Minx doth protest too much.... "

U can't talk u r covering the North!!!! all of it !!!!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think the fact you were moved to make this thread incriminates you Minxie. "

Ooooooooooooooo handcuff me then !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you are not culpable, why did you try and hide under the duvet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you are not culpable, why did you try and hide under the duvet?"

I was asleep !!!!!! as u well know cos u woke me up ringing me !!!!!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooooooooo I am so relieved, its been so bloody hard trying to cover the whole Country .............. glad they have now appointed an equivalent further up the Country .............. we will have the whole Country covered soon !!!!! Note to All - beware their is a chaos and mayhem Queen coming close to u soon ......... lol

I'm campaigning my local MP to have an anti-queen of chaos and mayhem barrier erected ASAP "

that's a tad harsh ............ man up instead !!!!!! lol

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I think the fact you were moved to make this thread incriminates you Minxie.

Ooooooooooooooo handcuff me then !!!!! "

OMW!!! (that's internet talk for on my way)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think the fact you were moved to make this thread incriminates you Minxie.

Ooooooooooooooo handcuff me then !!!!!

OMW!!! (that's internet talk for on my way)"

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm hands outstretched lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Methinks the Minx doth protest too much....

U can't talk u r covering the North!!!! all of it !!!!!! lol "

haha, I fell out the fecking door going to hospital

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Methinks the Minx doth protest too much....

U can't talk u r covering the North!!!! all of it !!!!!! lol

haha, I fell out the fecking door going to hospital "

OMG ure not safe got up in the morning lol are u ok ............ and I am trying not to laugh ........... but sadly failing

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

It's not funny!!! I need more bubble wrap....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's not funny!!! I need more bubble wrap.... "

I think u and I keep the bubble wrap employees employed single handedly lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Methinks the Minx doth protest too much....

U can't talk u r covering the North!!!! all of it !!!!!! lol

haha, I fell out the fecking door going to hospital "

Take more water with it .......

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