FabSwingers.com forum: Masturbatory Roll Call

Somewhere In The Ether…

Ey up good folks

An incredibly impertinent and bally intrusive question for you all:

When was the last time you played with yourself? (Wanked, fertled, strummed, fiddled with your middle etc)

Don’t be bashful; in accordance with the lyrics of the great George Benson and later covered by the equally amazing Whitney Houston:

‘… Because the greatest love of all

Is happening to me

I found the greatest love of all

Inside of me

The greatest love of all

Is easy to achieve

Learning to love yourself

It is the greatest love of all.’

…..This song does pertain to masturbation, right….?

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By *onningtonplumberMan
44 weeks ago

Donnington

Yesterday thinking about my neighbour

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
44 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Last week sometime.

Probably.

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By *erdyCurvyInkedPervyWoman
44 weeks ago

West Yorkshire

Yesterday whilst on the phone to a fellow Fabber!!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
44 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

Can’t even remember

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
44 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

About a week ago.

I'm overdue.

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By *ohnboy64Man
44 weeks ago

Blackpool

First thing this morning. Woke up with quite an impressive erection.(well I was quite impressed anyway).

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By *otsossieMan
44 weeks ago

Chesterfield

Considering it now, actually

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

About four and a half hours ago and hoping to have a self love and fab session when I get in from work tonight

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By *stellaWoman
44 weeks ago

London

This morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

Last week, maybe? I can't actually remember

I seem to get horny at times when I can't do anything about it.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
44 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

Yesterday evening - Bloomin red underwear pics got me all a quiver

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By *enfella4uMan
44 weeks ago

staffs

This morning at work whilst looking through fab videos xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

Yesterday morning before work, usually wake up with a hard dick and usually feel horny, so only one thing to do…

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

I’m wanking now.

*not true.

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By *ittlemissbella69Woman
44 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Last night, was very much needed!

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

"Last night, was very much needed!"

Sometimes it very much is

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By *ay234400Man
44 weeks ago

corby

Yesterday and hopefully today with a bit of help haha

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

About an hour ago

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

I am away so every day and posting them up. The last this morning

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By *lubchuckerMan
44 weeks ago

Oxfordshire

Yesterday i think but feeling crap today so a fiddle will have to wait till i feel less crap

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
44 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Any more masturbatory admissions good folks?

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

About month ago, I don't advise this though. Can't focus on anything and I'm constantly horny

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
44 weeks ago

Staffordshire

I had a really good oily wank first thing this morning and then again around 12:30.

Then Henriette came home from work just after 2pm and we had a very satisfactory fuck on the Sherlock chair but I had to really go hard towards the end as I was running on empty and didn’t want her disappointed at my lack of ‘completion’.

She was impressed with the growling animalistic climax I produced which she stated really intensified her own.

I’ve had a busy day.

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

"I had a really good oily wank first thing this morning and then again around 12:30.

She was impressed with the growling animalistic climax I produced which she stated really intensified her own.

I’ve had a busy day."

Have some cheese to celebrate.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
44 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"I had a really good oily wank first thing this morning and then again around 12:30.

She was impressed with the growling animalistic climax I produced which she stated really intensified her own.

I’ve had a busy day."

That’s my wank material sorted

I’ll return in half an hour and tell you all I wanked just now.

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By *stellaWoman
44 weeks ago

London

"I had a really good oily wank first thing this morning and then again around 12:30.

She was impressed with the growling animalistic climax I produced which she stated really intensified her own.

I’ve had a busy day.

Have some cheese to celebrate."

That’s what he said.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
44 weeks ago

Staffordshire

"I had a really good oily wank first thing this morning and then again around 12:30.

She was impressed with the growling animalistic climax I produced which she stated really intensified her own.

I’ve had a busy day.

That’s my wank material sorted

I’ll return in half an hour and tell you all I wanked just now. "

Save your ink… catch it on video for us all instead

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

"I had a really good oily wank first thing this morning and then again around 12:30.

She was impressed with the growling animalistic climax I produced which she stated really intensified her own.

I’ve had a busy day.

Have some cheese to celebrate.

That’s what he said. "

I did.

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

Was in the office today so had to wait until I got home out of working hours. What is it? 2019?!

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

Now.

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By *r_PinkMan
44 weeks ago

london stratford

"Now."

I am single, unemployed and constantly randy!

So its 5 a day jobbie for me!

on my 4th (about 2hours ago)for today so will prob knock one out before I go to bed!

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By *r_PinkMan
44 weeks ago

london stratford

"Now."

don't make your keyboard sticky mate!

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

Just had a beautiful explosion ????

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
44 weeks ago

London

I have to have at least 3+ orgasms a day. Last one was 10 minutes ago

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
44 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"I had a really good oily wank first thing this morning and then again around 12:30.

She was impressed with the growling animalistic climax I produced which she stated really intensified her own.

I’ve had a busy day.

That’s my wank material sorted

I’ll return in half an hour and tell you all I wanked just now.

Save your ink… catch it on video for us all instead

I’m back! I wanked. And there may just be a little tribute coming your way soon

Not tonight though, my wax is due Thursday

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
44 weeks ago

Staffordshire

I’ve just scheduled my next wank.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
44 weeks ago

Staffordshire

"I’ve just scheduled my next wank."

Now for some cheese.

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By *ave1976XXXMan
44 weeks ago

newmarket

This morning before work

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

"I’ve just scheduled my next wank.

Now for some cheese."

Finally.

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
44 weeks ago

London

Two so far today

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By *2000ManMan
44 weeks ago

Worthing

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By *2000ManMan
44 weeks ago

Worthing

Yesterday using a few issues of old girlie magazines. Pages turned to my favourite women. Not changed since my youth!

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

I don’t remember but tonight I will be

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

"Yesterday whilst on the phone to a fellow Fabber!!"

Perfect wank buddy you are

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By *ycanNightsMan
44 weeks ago

Workington

This afternoon... thinking about last night

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

Lunchtime today

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By *ickedwillyCouple
44 weeks ago

Bangor

Working my cock up now

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By *he KinkysCouple
44 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Just the other day

mrs x

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By *amelhunterMan
44 weeks ago

newcastle

yesterday, 3 times.

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By *r SproutMan
44 weeks ago

the middle

6:30 this morning.

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By *eviant KnightMan
44 weeks ago

Norton

Yesterday in the shower before work

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

Monday night whilst in cam room

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