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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTable OP Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

Feeling it today, so if you could all lick my arse and be fake nice to me that would be much appreciated.

Thank you.

DONT MAKE ME START A THREAD TO SAY IM LEAVING WHEN IM NOT ! ( yes shouty capitals )

The mr

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

"Feeling it today, so if you could all lick my arse and be fake nice to me that would be much appreciated.

Thank you.

DONT MAKE ME START A THREAD TO SAY IM LEAVING WHEN IM NOT ! ( yes shouty capitals )

The mr "

Delete as appropriate:

1) You're the loveliest guy I know, and deserve all the good things life can give you.

2) I am no longer "Emperor Cunt". You are so far beyond my cunt-skills, I am not worthy even to stick to the dog-shit on your Imperial Galacto-Cunt Sexy Boots.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feeling it today, so if you could all lick my arse and be fake nice to me that would be much appreciated.

Thank you.

DONT MAKE ME START A THREAD TO SAY IM LEAVING WHEN IM NOT ! ( yes shouty capitals )

The mr "

This is the Mrs really isn't it, Mr wouldn't write this.

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By *herryEatersCouple
over a year ago

East Cheshire

We all have our down days, too much pressure, getting nowhere, every day seems the same, nothing but tossers on fab.... Then we see our loving partner asleep at our side... and know we're home ~

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTable OP Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Feeling it today, so if you could all lick my arse and be fake nice to me that would be much appreciated.

Thank you.

DONT MAKE ME START A THREAD TO SAY IM LEAVING WHEN IM NOT ! ( yes shouty capitals )

The mr

Delete as appropriate:

1) You're the loveliest guy I know, and deserve all the good things life can give you.

2) I am no longer "Emperor Cunt". You are so far beyond my cunt-skills, I am not worthy even to stick to the dog-shit on your Imperial Galacto-Cunt Sexy Boots.

imperial galacto cunt sexy boots.

I’ve got to find myself a pair of those

The mr

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTable OP Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Feeling it today, so if you could all lick my arse and be fake nice to me that would be much appreciated.

Thank you.

DONT MAKE ME START A THREAD TO SAY IM LEAVING WHEN IM NOT ! ( yes shouty capitals )

The mr

This is the Mrs really isn't it, Mr wouldn't write this."

No it really is me, I seek validation from random internet people.

The mr

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Pull it together man! It’s Tuesday!

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

Those leaving threads seem to elicit lots of warm and compassionate messages.... give it a go OP!!

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

"Feeling it today, so if you could all lick my arse and be fake nice to me that would be much appreciated.

Thank you.

DONT MAKE ME START A THREAD TO SAY IM LEAVING WHEN IM NOT ! ( yes shouty capitals )

The mr

Delete as appropriate:

1) You're the loveliest guy I know, and deserve all the good things life can give you.

2) I am no longer "Emperor Cunt". You are so far beyond my cunt-skills, I am not worthy even to stick to the dog-shit on your Imperial Galacto-Cunt Sexy Boots.

imperial galacto cunt sexy boots.

I’ve got to find myself a pair of those

The mr "

Lol. That appeared to lift your spirits up a tad (Oh Mighty Emperor)

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I like when you're all cute and grumpy like this Mr Knight. Really warms my cockles.

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

"Feeling it today, so if you could all lick my arse and be fake nice to me that would be much appreciated.

Thank you.

DONT MAKE ME START A THREAD TO SAY IM LEAVING WHEN IM NOT ! ( yes shouty capitals )

The mr "

I am not good at being fake anything, but I do like you.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Hey, knight boy…

Your armour could do with a polish and your trusty steed just shat on my front lawn, so yeah, clean that up.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTable OP Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Hey, knight boy…

Your armour could do with a polish and your trusty steed just shat on my front lawn, so yeah, clean that up."

Sorry I'll get that cleaned up, when you gotta go, you gotta go.

Mrs

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTable OP Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

Ey Mr I kept my glasses on last night for you to jizz in my face!

You should be happy this morning!

Geez what's a woman to do.....

Mrs

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"Ey Mr I kept my glasses on last night for you to jizz in my face!

You should be happy this morning!

Geez what's a woman to do.....

Mrs "

In no way is this Mr posting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll shake your hand pal, but I’m not poking my tongue in your hole.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

DONT SHOUT HERE… Its early

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTable OP Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Ey Mr I kept my glasses on last night for you to jizz in my face!

You should be happy this morning!

Geez what's a woman to do.....

Mrs

In no way is this Mr posting

It ain't me, I don't want to crappy attention

Mrs

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

What light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and you are the sun. Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon, who is already sick and pale with grief etc…

Yer reet alreet good sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll do tongues

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

"Feeling it today, so if you could all lick my arse and be fake nice to me that would be much appreciated.

Thank you.

DONT MAKE ME START A THREAD TO SAY IM LEAVING WHEN IM NOT ! ( yes shouty capitals )

The mr "

If you leave can the mrs stay?

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