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"Name something that the person above has achieved - the sillier the better." The ability to read? | |||
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"World peace through cunnilingus. " World peace through receiving cunnilingus. | |||
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"Backflip " Fixed the chicken soup dispenser on Red Dwarf. | |||
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"Can fart the first verse of Rule Brittania after only one can of cola" Has pulled off the venus de milo impression! | |||
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"Can fart the first verse of Rule Brittania after only one can of cola Has pulled off the venus de milo impression!" Straightened up the Leaning Tower of Pisa | |||
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"Can fart the first verse of Rule Brittania after only one can of cola Has pulled off the venus de milo impression! Straightened up the Leaning Tower of Pisa" Pushed it back again | |||
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"Prize marrow at the agricultural fair. You should see 'is comboine 'arvester! " Everything my grandmother warned me about . | |||
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"Prize marrow at the agricultural fair. You should see 'is comboine 'arvester! Everything my grandmother warned me about ." Got me banned | |||
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"Prize marrow at the agricultural fair. You should see 'is comboine 'arvester! Everything my grandmother warned me about . Got me banned " Lol. True. That was horrid. . | |||
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"Ray Mears lookalike competition first prize. " Became Spanish with one text . | |||
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"Ray Mears lookalike competition first prize. Became Spanish with one text ." Custard promoter of the year | |||
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"Ray Mears lookalike competition first prize. Became Spanish with one text . Custard promoter of the year " They got thrown out of Mos Eisley for being a bit much for them | |||
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"Ray Mears lookalike competition first prize. Became Spanish with one text . Custard promoter of the year They got thrown out of Mos Eisley for being a bit much for them " Most insurance policies written for Fab threads. | |||
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"Ray Mears lookalike competition first prize. Became Spanish with one text . Custard promoter of the year They got thrown out of Mos Eisley for being a bit much for them Most insurance policies written for Fab threads. " Passed through a village and managed to pull a sword from a stone that no-one had ever been able to move. | |||
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"Achieved the best impression of a floret of broccoli dancing in the style of Kate Bush ever seen in Preston. " Having awesome looking glasses frames | |||
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"Achieved the best impression of a floret of broccoli dancing in the style of Kate Bush ever seen in Preston. Having awesome looking glasses frames Made socks and sandals fashionable " THE Custard Muse. | |||
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"Artistic intrigue through a great profile photo" I think that was for me - thank you. That's a really nice thing to say . | |||
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"Cool selfie pose " Has clearly mastered the arts of charm and snogging. Chogging? | |||
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"Cool selfie pose Has clearly mastered the arts of charm and snogging. Chogging?" A fair degree of honesty and self awareness. | |||
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"Achieved the award for fabs best profile pic " Won an award for services to acronyms. | |||
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"Achieved the award for fabs best profile pic Won an award for services to acronyms." Is so good at oral, his book squirted in his face. | |||
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"Achieved the award for fabs best profile pic Won an award for services to acronyms. Is so good at oral, his book squirted in his face." Expert at frowning | |||
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"Achieved the award for fabs best profile pic Won an award for services to acronyms. Is so good at oral, his book squirted in his face. Expert at frowning " Ambassador for Lilliput | |||
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"Achieved the award for fabs best profile pic Won an award for services to acronyms. Is so good at oral, his book squirted in his face. Expert at frowning " Was voted most likely girl in the school to become a vampire. | |||
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"Achieved the award for fabs best profile pic Won an award for services to acronyms. Is so good at oral, his book squirted in his face. Expert at frowning Ambassador for Lilliput " Coined the word 'thwack'. | |||
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"Officially recognised as the closest human equivalent of the emoji." Circumnavigated the globe in a barrel | |||
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"Officially recognised as the closest human equivalent of the emoji. Circumnavigated the globe in a barrel" Is an anagram of Ray Manzarek | |||
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"Officially recognised as the closest human equivalent of the emoji. Circumnavigated the globe in a barrel Is an anagram of Ray Manzarek" Is the only person in Scotland not to have featured in Taggart | |||
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"National tie-ironing champion." Once bought a sofa from DFS when there wasn't a sale on | |||
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"National tie-ironing champion. Once bought a sofa from DFS when there wasn't a sale on " Used the soporific powers of tits to achieve lasting peace in the middle east | |||
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"National tie-ironing champion. Once bought a sofa from DFS when there wasn't a sale on Used the soporific powers of tits to achieve lasting peace in the middle east" Pretty much anything and everything she decided upon. | |||
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"Pretty much anything and everything she decided upon." Can eat 3 shredded wheat with only mild ill effects | |||
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"Pretty much anything and everything she decided upon. Can eat 3 shredded wheat with only mild ill effects " Has mastered poking eyes out from photos alone x | |||
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"Pretty much anything and everything she decided upon. Can eat 3 shredded wheat with only mild ill effects Has mastered poking eyes out from photos alone x" Won £1000 on Deal or No Deal and has a signed noel Edmonds mug shot. | |||
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"Won £1000 on Deal or No Deal and has a signed noel Edmonds mug shot." There are very few things in life that actually scare me. You've just found one of them. Nothing but respect . | |||
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"Greatness The only human to have ever fully merged with a table " to be fair it was a hotel table | |||
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"Greatness The only human to have ever fully merged with a table " The ability to devour the souls of his enemies with that spare mouth he's grown. Good job, really impressed. | |||
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"Greatness The only human to have ever fully merged with a table The ability to devour the souls of his enemies with that spare mouth he's grown. Good job, really impressed." She was the first woman to complete a marathon on a space hopper | |||
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"Greatness The only human to have ever fully merged with a table The ability to devour the souls of his enemies with that spare mouth he's grown. Good job, really impressed. She was the first woman to complete a marathon on a space hopper" ^^^The first man to use a Sky remote to measure his penis and trapped his foreskin in the battery compartment. | |||
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"Greatness The only human to have ever fully merged with a table The ability to devour the souls of his enemies with that spare mouth he's grown. Good job, really impressed. She was the first woman to complete a marathon on a space hopper ^^^The first man to use a Sky remote to measure his penis and trapped his foreskin in the battery compartment." True story. Think that's why they call me duracell | |||
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"Greatness The only human to have ever fully merged with a table to be fair it was a hotel table " A brief but memorable love affair? You know the day "table" disappears from your profile pic I'm going to have abandonment issues Fred . | |||
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"A smile... a long time ago. So legend has it." They sat through an entire episode of Eldorado | |||
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"A smile... a long time ago. So legend has it. They sat through an entire episode of Eldorado " Knows a short way to Tipperary. | |||
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"Used cunnilingus skills to design a patented underwater ear-breathing apparatus. J" Wowed a circus' manager with her sword-swallowing skills. When asked she said she had practiced for years with her husband. | |||
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"Succeeded in growing magic mushrooms between his toes." Is the only person to escape from the singularity of a Black Hole. | |||
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"Became the first person ever to climb Mount Everest wearing just a mankini" Went over Niagara Falls in a barrel and survived. | |||
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"Flown the Space Shuttle " In the process of learning to shibari has just managed to tie his shoe lace up | |||
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"Flown the Space Shuttle In the process of learning to shibari has just managed to tie his shoe lace up " Became the first recording of a man singing Peaches whilst having his face sat on. | |||
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"Flown the Space Shuttle In the process of learning to shibari has just managed to tie his shoe lace up Became the first recording of a man singing Peaches whilst having his face sat on." Moving to the country gonna eat me a lot of peaches | |||
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"Flown the Space Shuttle In the process of learning to shibari has just managed to tie his shoe lace up Became the first recording of a man singing Peaches whilst having his face sat on." Single-handedly reintroduced the word 'quim' to the English language. | |||
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"Won tour de France " Has successfully cornered the market in sugarpuff unicorns . | |||
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"Nettle eating contest" Do you mean the one where I ate the live wasps and cobras too? Or the one where I wrestled the tyger first? That tyger's one of my best friends now . You: Took on Forum. Won. x | |||
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"Nettle eating contest Do you mean the one where I ate the live wasps and cobras too? Or the one where I wrestled the tyger first? That tyger's one of my best friends now . You: Took on Forum. Won. x" Travelled to Alpha Centauri by astral projection. | |||
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"World peace through cunnilingus. " Maybe if everybody made love instead of war. | |||
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"Holds the world record for firing a pingpong ball from her fanny the furthest " Has the biggest balls of rubber bands. | |||
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"Gathering the worlds largest collection of beach balls" Has the world record for the most amount of Jaffa cakes held in the foreskin | |||
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"Gathering the worlds largest collection of beach balls Has the world record for the most amount of Jaffa cakes held in the foreskin " Prestige Master in Black Ops 2. Twice. | |||
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"Invented the itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini" First man to tie 2000 knots in a single tie | |||
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"Invented the itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini First man to tie 2000 knots in a single tie " The bare bottomed boxing champion of East Midlands 1994 | |||
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"Gathering the worlds largest collection of beach balls Has the world record for the most amount of Jaffa cakes held in the foreskin Prestige Master in Black Ops 2. Twice." OMG I ACTUALLY DID THIS!!! | |||
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"Gathering the worlds largest collection of beach balls Has the world record for the most amount of Jaffa cakes held in the foreskin Prestige Master in Black Ops 2. Twice. OMG I ACTUALLY DID THIS!!!" Names evey duck she sees | |||
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"Gathering the worlds largest collection of beach balls Has the world record for the most amount of Jaffa cakes held in the foreskin Prestige Master in Black Ops 2. Twice. OMG I ACTUALLY DID THIS!!! Names evey duck she sees " Is so dinky, she travels the world in a glitter chariot pulled by six black and white swans. | |||
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"As achieved time travel using nothing but a spade and some liquorice all sorts " Took on Superman with his penis alone. Almost won . | |||
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"As achieved time travel using nothing but a spade and some liquorice all sorts Took on Superman with his penis alone. Almost won ." Can fit an entire pack of Cadburys Cream Eggs in his mouth at once. | |||
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"Most posts in a single thread." The only man on FAB to have a penis sextant. Respect . | |||
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