FabSwingers.com forum: I’m bored

By *arlot o scara OP Woman
over a year ago

Hell

I’m bored. And before you all tell me only boring people get bored, I’m well aware I’m boring too.

I need to live vicariously through the more interesting people. What are you all doing? Are you all swinging from the light fittings? Going on dates with celebrities?

Let me know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I’m cooking some eggs. Fried.. if that makes it anymore exciting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m bored. And before you all tell me only boring people get bored, I’m well aware I’m boring too.

I need to live vicariously through the more interesting people. What are you all doing? Are you all swinging from the light fittings? Going on dates with celebrities?

Let me know

I'm feeling sorry for myself. Not well and think I may have to put an out of action sign up on my profile for a few months and be rather boring myself.

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By *ust want fun 888Man
over a year ago

nearby

"I’m bored. And before you all tell me only boring people get bored, I’m well aware I’m boring too.

I need to live vicariously through the more interesting people. What are you all doing? Are you all swinging from the light fittings? Going on dates with celebrities?

Let me know

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I wouldn’t say you’re boring. Maybe just restless.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I’m bored. And before you all tell me only boring people get bored, I’m well aware I’m boring too.

I need to live vicariously through the more interesting people. What are you all doing? Are you all swinging from the light fittings? Going on dates with celebrities?

Let me know

I'm eating wine gums, in an oodie on the sofa, watching Taboo.

Rock and fucking roll me....

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

We’re currently taking it in turns to dive into our swimming pool of gold coins.

Cannonball

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Hey Bored, it's nice to meet you.

I was going to go to a show in Manchester tonight. A musicals one. A friend said they could take me to meet some people from my favourite musicals.

But then I felt a bit... whatever so I decided to stay in and eat Mini Eggs and watch a comfort horror film instead. I save swinging from the chandeliers for the weekend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in Frankfurt, bored in my hotel room by myself.

Trying to find something to do, no idea where any thing is

Please send help

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By *arlot o scara OP Woman
over a year ago

Hell

"Well I’m cooking some eggs. Fried.. if that makes it anymore exciting

I’m cooking too. But it’s not for me. BORING

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"I’m in Frankfurt, bored in my hotel room by myself.

Trying to find something to do, no idea where any thing is

Please send help"
Vorsprung durch technique

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By *arlot o scara OP Woman
over a year ago

Hell

"I’m bored. And before you all tell me only boring people get bored, I’m well aware I’m boring too.

I need to live vicariously through the more interesting people. What are you all doing? Are you all swinging from the light fittings? Going on dates with celebrities?

Let me know

I'm feeling sorry for myself. Not well and think I may have to put an out of action sign up on my profile for a few months and be rather boring myself.

I’m not well either. I may join you on being out of action - I was planning to meet someone but after todays events it’s off the cards!

Hope you feel better soon!

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By *arlot o scara OP Woman
over a year ago

Hell

"I’m bored. And before you all tell me only boring people get bored, I’m well aware I’m boring too.

I need to live vicariously through the more interesting people. What are you all doing? Are you all swinging from the light fittings? Going on dates with celebrities?

Let me know

I'm eating wine gums, in an oodie on the sofa, watching Taboo.

Rock and fucking roll me....

Can I come?

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By *arlot o scara OP Woman
over a year ago

Hell

"Hey Bored, it's nice to meet you.

I was going to go to a show in Manchester tonight. A musicals one. A friend said they could take me to meet some people from my favourite musicals.

But then I felt a bit... whatever so I decided to stay in and eat Mini Eggs and watch a comfort horror film instead. I save swinging from the chandeliers for the weekend."

I was waiting for the standard dad joke!

I do love a mini egg. Creme eggs are my favourite though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got all my work up to date, I’m sat listening to music, I might watch a film. And that’s about it.

I tried getting a date for the past few weeks,… what can you do?

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'm drinking tea and eating Maltesers.

I also have a semi on but that's unrelated.

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By *arlot o scara OP Woman
over a year ago

Hell

"I’ve got all my work up to date, I’m sat listening to music, I might watch a film. And that’s about it.

I tried getting a date for the past few weeks,… what can you do? "

Don’t ask me, if I knew I would tell you!

I’ve been ghosted today. WoOoOoOoO (he’s behind you!)

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Barebacking a narwhal round the Med, with a wine bra filled with Sangria!

(Watching crap tv eating snackajacks)

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I’m bored. And before you all tell me only boring people get bored, I’m well aware I’m boring too.

I need to live vicariously through the more interesting people. What are you all doing? Are you all swinging from the light fittings? Going on dates with celebrities?

Let me know

I'm eating wine gums, in an oodie on the sofa, watching Taboo.

Rock and fucking roll me....

Can I come?"

Sure.

You'll need to bring some more gums though as I've just finished the pack.

*can you pick up some Ben & Jerry's and Tangfastics on your way too, pretty please....

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By *arlot o scara OP Woman
over a year ago

Hell

"Barebacking a narwhal round the Med, with a wine bra filled with Sangria!

(Watching crap tv eating snackajacks)"

A wine bra you say…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am gluing a model aeroplane together

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By *ake_or_deathMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I'm already in bed (alone, natch). I just watched an episode of The Winter King and now I'm watching football.

Do I win at being the most boring Fabber?

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By *arlot o scara OP Woman
over a year ago

Hell

"I’m bored. And before you all tell me only boring people get bored, I’m well aware I’m boring too.

I need to live vicariously through the more interesting people. What are you all doing? Are you all swinging from the light fittings? Going on dates with celebrities?

Let me know

I'm eating wine gums, in an oodie on the sofa, watching Taboo.

Rock and fucking roll me....

Can I come?

Sure.

You'll need to bring some more gums though as I've just finished the pack.

*can you pick up some Ben & Jerry's and Tangfastics on your way too, pretty please....

I’m on my way, I’ll be about 5 hours. But I will treat you to something special - my Somerset accent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve got all my work up to date, I’m sat listening to music, I might watch a film. And that’s about it.

I tried getting a date for the past few weeks,… what can you do?

Don’t ask me, if I knew I would tell you!

I’ve been ghosted today. WoOoOoOoO (he’s behind you!)"

Isn’t it shit? I know it’s a it’s a thing, but it is still shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m bored. And before you all tell me only boring people get bored, I’m well aware I’m boring too.

I need to live vicariously through the more interesting people. What are you all doing? Are you all swinging from the light fittings? Going on dates with celebrities?

Let me know

I'm eating wine gums, in an oodie on the sofa, watching Taboo.

Rock and fucking roll me....

Can I come?

Sure.

You'll need to bring some more gums though as I've just finished the pack.

*can you pick up some Ben & Jerry's and Tangfastics on your way too, pretty please....

Tangfastics, now it’s a party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m bored. And before you all tell me only boring people get bored, I’m well aware I’m boring too.

I need to live vicariously through the more interesting people. What are you all doing? Are you all swinging from the light fittings? Going on dates with celebrities?

Let me know

I'm feeling sorry for myself. Not well and think I may have to put an out of action sign up on my profile for a few months and be rather boring myself.

I’m not well either. I may join you on being out of action - I was planning to meet someone but after todays events it’s off the cards!

Hope you feel better soon!"

I hope you do too, I've been summoned by the doctors and have to wait a bit so stuck in limbo land for now... And it's going to get so boring.

I'll make your sign if you make mine?

White background and red paint?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve got all my work up to date, I’m sat listening to music, I might watch a film. And that’s about it.

I tried getting a date for the past few weeks,… what can you do?

Don’t ask me, if I knew I would tell you!

I’ve been ghosted today. WoOoOoOoO (he’s behind you!)"

I keep getting cancelled on, it's fucking ridiculous.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I’m bored. And before you all tell me only boring people get bored, I’m well aware I’m boring too.

I need to live vicariously through the more interesting people. What are you all doing? Are you all swinging from the light fittings? Going on dates with celebrities?

Let me know

I'm eating wine gums, in an oodie on the sofa, watching Taboo.

Rock and fucking roll me....

Can I come?

Sure.

You'll need to bring some more gums though as I've just finished the pack.

*can you pick up some Ben & Jerry's and Tangfastics on your way too, pretty please....

I’m on my way, I’ll be about 5 hours. But I will treat you to something special - my Somerset accent "

Well at least one of us would have one then.

I'll leave the key under the mat.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Just finished work. Had my tea and about to do my ironing. I'm living the dream

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By *arlot o scara OP Woman
over a year ago

Hell

"I’m bored. And before you all tell me only boring people get bored, I’m well aware I’m boring too.

I need to live vicariously through the more interesting people. What are you all doing? Are you all swinging from the light fittings? Going on dates with celebrities?

Let me know

I'm feeling sorry for myself. Not well and think I may have to put an out of action sign up on my profile for a few months and be rather boring myself.

I’m not well either. I may join you on being out of action - I was planning to meet someone but after todays events it’s off the cards!

Hope you feel better soon!

I hope you do too, I've been summoned by the doctors and have to wait a bit so stuck in limbo land for now... And it's going to get so boring.

I'll make your sign if you make mine?

White background and red paint?

I’m on it!

I’m not that unwell that I’m not up and about so you must be worse off

there’s loads going round at the minute

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By *arlot o scara OP Woman
over a year ago

Hell

"I’m bored. And before you all tell me only boring people get bored, I’m well aware I’m boring too.

I need to live vicariously through the more interesting people. What are you all doing? Are you all swinging from the light fittings? Going on dates with celebrities?

Let me know

I'm eating wine gums, in an oodie on the sofa, watching Taboo.

Rock and fucking roll me....

Can I come?

Sure.

You'll need to bring some more gums though as I've just finished the pack.

*can you pick up some Ben & Jerry's and Tangfastics on your way too, pretty please....

I’m on my way, I’ll be about 5 hours. But I will treat you to something special - my Somerset accent

Well at least one of us would have one then.

I'll leave the key under the mat.

Perfect. Prepare your ears, it’s pretty special

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By *arlot o scara OP Woman
over a year ago

Hell

"Just finished work. Had my tea and about to do my ironing. I'm living the dream

I’m still going in work

Thoughts and prayers!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Howard Jones. You need to listen to Howard Jones OP.

Howard Jones is your saviour (and mine).

….Howard Jones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm bored too!

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By *arlot o scara OP Woman
over a year ago

Hell

"Howard Jones. You need to listen to Howard Jones OP.

Howard Jones is your saviour (and mine).

….Howard Jones

WHAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOOVE ANYWAY

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Howard Jones. You need to listen to Howard Jones OP.

Howard Jones is your saviour (and mine).

….Howard Jones

WHAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOOVE ANYWAY"

See, you feel absolutely amazing now, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the most boring person on here to be honest, so please take solace in that!

I did very briefly date a z list celeb 14 months ago though

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By *ileyandOhCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Watching stalkers on netflix and oh is making me a chocolate mug cake. I'm too cold to do anything exciting

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By *he KinkysCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Snuggled in a blanket watching rubbish tv, thinking about putting a movie on and wondering why the kitchen is so far away as I want some snacks and a cup of tea all of a sudden, getting wild in here tonight x mrs x

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

I’ve been thinking, pondering, ruminating and driving myself insane.

Now going to have a hot drink and scroll on here to distract myself!

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By *arlot o scara OP Woman
over a year ago

Hell

"Howard Jones. You need to listen to Howard Jones OP.

Howard Jones is your saviour (and mine).

….Howard Jones

WHAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOOVE ANYWAY

See, you feel absolutely amazing now, right?

I’m getting him up on Amazon music right now. His music reminds me of my mum - she used to love him.

(She’s still with us, just lives very far away from me!)

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By *arlot o scara OP Woman
over a year ago

Hell

"I'm the most boring person on here to be honest, so please take solace in that!

I did very briefly date a z list celeb 14 months ago though

WHO

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

I’m lying in bed. Dog at my feet, tea on the side.

I’m ignoring the laundry pile very deliberately. Hoping that if I pretend it’s not there hard enough, it will disappear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when you are bored, nothing else for it, have a glass of wine and find a violent action movie to watch

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I'm in the bath. Alone. Enjoying some peace before the kids realise and jump in with me.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

About to watch coronation street and drink gin but I only allow myself one bottle a week and it's nearly empty and top up day isn't until thursday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m lying in bed. Dog at my feet, tea on the side.

I’m ignoring the laundry pile very deliberately. Hoping that if I pretend it’s not there hard enough, it will disappear. "

I hid my laundry in the washing machine; may actually switch it on tomorrow

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I just finished the fabulous Risotto I made for dinner, washed down with a glass of red wine, while I watched the final episode of Star Trek: Enterprise.

That's what I call a good Monday evening.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

I’ve spent the past 20 minutes trying to count change with my winkle.

Doesn’t work.

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By *xfordjohnMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Just looking at the forum and feeling my eyes closing..................

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm completung work I should have done last week but sacked off to go for a pint

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Building a new bed. It has to be done before bedtime tonight!

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

Well I just put little hats on haemorrhoids for a tea party on another thread.

That was quite enjoyable.

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By *ruffle888Woman
over a year ago

under the council skies...

Heated blanket, QI on telly, eating bbq pringles..

Living the high life

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By *heelz69Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Lay in bed board x

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

My life is regularly boring but not today. Shagging all day and now waiting for a flight to Mexico. I've had worse days

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"I’ve spent the past 20 minutes trying to count change with my winkle.

Doesn’t work."

It's better with notes. You can use it as a thimble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish I could help, but I was just working and went to the gym. And if that wasn't boring enough, I've had to incorporate boring stretches in to get over a boring injury

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"I wish I could help, but I was just working and went to the gym. And if that wasn't boring enough, I've had to incorporate boring stretches in to get over a boring injury

You must be bored stiff

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By *heelz69Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Well I've anyone wants chat about anything to ease the boredom dm me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My life is regularly boring but not today. Shagging all day and now waiting for a flight to Mexico. I've had worse days

Sounds dreadful

.... Have a nice holiday!

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

I am more lonely then bored

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"I’m bored. And before you all tell me only boring people get bored, I’m well aware I’m boring too.

I need to live vicariously through the more interesting people. What are you all doing? Are you all swinging from the light fittings? Going on dates with celebrities?

Let me know

FaF?

I'm sat on the sofa and falling asleep with the cats. It's all showbiz here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m bored. And before you all tell me only boring people get bored, I’m well aware I’m boring too.

I need to live vicariously through the more interesting people. What are you all doing? Are you all swinging from the light fittings? Going on dates with celebrities?

Let me know

I'm currently, and painstakingly, building a replica of Buckingham Palace on Minecraft that is to-scale, in as much detail as possible within the confines of the game. I've been on with it on and off for weeks. It's driving me mental at times, but I will get it finished and it WILL be an absolute masterpiece when I do.

And yes.......I'm well aware I'm an uber-geek thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP..

I see you with a cowboy hat on.. line dancing

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By *ony-JonesMan
over a year ago

Gillingham

Watching

the tractor boys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watching

the tractor boys "

Loved you in the Post Office thing x

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By *ony-JonesMan
over a year ago

Gillingham

Leicester v Ipswich 1 all ( Ipswich known as Tractor boys)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Passes harlot a double sided jigsaw of baked peans

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