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By *achel Smyth OP TV/TS
47 weeks ago

Farnborough

PC … or not!! … funny things people in history may (or may not) have said …

I’ll start the ball rolling …

What the fuck was that … Mayor of Hisoshima!

He’s gonna have some fuckers eye out with that …. King Harold!

Get the gist ??

R xx

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
47 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Full speed ahead, and fuck the icebergs!"

Captain of the Titanic

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

God, the wife's dragging me to the theatre tonight. Someone shoot me - Abraham Lincoln

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
47 weeks ago

Southampton

"God, the wife's dragging me to the theatre tonight. Someone shoot me - Abraham Lincoln"

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By *ndycoinsMan
47 weeks ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

"now watch carefully,I'll only show you this once" unknown suicide bombing instructor.

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By *orny PTMan
47 weeks ago

Peterborough

I've got a splitting headache: John Kennedy: Dallas, TX

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By *atchusplay1000Couple
47 weeks ago

Sutton Coldfield

'Let there be light'

(you all know where that comes from).

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

I know the Russians have invaded, but at least we have this bunker to spend every day together for the foreseeable future - Eva Braun

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By *orny PTMan
47 weeks ago

Peterborough

""Full speed ahead, and fuck the icebergs!"

Captain of the Titanic"

Some deluded conspiracy theorist gonna blame the Jews for that one.

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

'If you teach a fish to dance, once it gets real old it sticks with you forever'

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By *orny PTMan
47 weeks ago

Peterborough

"'Let there be light'

(you all know where that comes from).

A little boy in Japan?

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By *jg83Man
47 weeks ago

BURNLEY

""Full speed ahead, and fuck the icebergs!"

Captain of the Titanic

Some deluded conspiracy theorist gonna blame the Jews for that one."

They already do loo there's one out there that it was sunk by bankers

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Oooh look, a shooting star - some dinosaur.

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

300million to the NHS every week! - some dinosaur

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By *elix SightedMan
47 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"God, the wife's dragging me to the theatre tonight. Someone shoot me - Abraham Lincoln"

I like this one!!

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By *orny PTMan
47 weeks ago

Peterborough

""Full speed ahead, and fuck the icebergs!"

Captain of the Titanic

Some deluded conspiracy theorist gonna blame the Jews for that one.

They already do loo there's one out there that it was sunk by bankers "

These names keep popping up:

Bernbeg

Greenberg

Goldberg

Rosenberg

Silverberg

Steinberg

Then there's

Berg

Bergen

Bergstein

and so on.

We all know it was Iceberg.

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By *ascaIMan
47 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

"God, the wife's dragging me to the theatre tonight. Someone shoot me - Abraham Lincoln"

Smashed it with this one

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By *achel Smyth OP TV/TS
47 weeks ago

Farnborough

"God, the wife's dragging me to the theatre tonight. Someone shoot me - Abraham Lincoln"

Best one … so far - keep em coming

R xx

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By *panksspankedMan
47 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Have a drink! Nobody will know!- Boris Johnson

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By *ellhungvweMan
47 weeks ago

Cheltenham

“Ohh I wonder if they have any smoked herring?” - monks on Lindesfarne as the first Viking ships land.

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By *orny PTMan
47 weeks ago

Peterborough

Lester Piggot to the taxman

"...err, I'm not able to pay my tax bill this year: I'm still a bit short"

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By *orny PTMan
47 weeks ago

Peterborough

"“Ohh I wonder if they have any smoked herring?” - monks on Lindesfarne as the first Viking ships land."

When the boot come in?

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By *rives930Man
47 weeks ago

Wiltshire

Michael Fish seems to spring to mind today for some strange reason.....

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Inject them with bleach intravenously....

!!!!

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By *orny PTMan
47 weeks ago

Peterborough

"Michael Fish seems to spring to mind today for some strange reason....."

Whistle down the wind: the Michael Fish remix by Stormzy

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
47 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

I think I might give this marriage lark a go that everyone keeps talking about, I mean how hard can it really be - Henry VIII

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

“Nah thats just a symbol from Buddhism, stop worrying bro”

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
47 weeks ago

Southampton

"Michael Fish seems to spring to mind today for some strange reason.....

Whistle down the wind: the Michael Fish remix by Stormzy"

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By *rigbyMan
47 weeks ago

Skelmersdale

Hey Pierre, come and look how this rock glows a funny green light!

Marie Curie

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By *ittlebirdWoman
47 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Don’t believe everything you read on the internet….

William Shakespeare

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By *rigbyMan
47 weeks ago

Skelmersdale

You worry too much Vladimir.. turn it up a bit...

Chief reactor room manager at Chernobyl

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By *ickdasterdly51Man
47 weeks ago

Lingfield

Don't believe everything you read on the internet just because there is a picture with a quote next to it - Abraham Lincoln. One of his more famous quotes.

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By *cottish guy 555Man
47 weeks ago

London

"That's not a real fucking gun" - John Lennon

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By *rigbyMan
47 weeks ago

Skelmersdale

I can keep this up for years and years!

The Loch Ness monster

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By *rigbyMan
47 weeks ago

Skelmersdale

There doesn't look that many from where standing...

General William H Custer

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Don’t worry, I know this road like the back of my hand. - James Dean.

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By *orny PTMan
47 weeks ago

Peterborough

Mussolini's last horoscope dated 28 April 1945,

"Bad news. Today is not a day for being near water. Your world will soon be turned upside, not long after getting some bad news."

"Good news is, you will be the centre of attention, which will be an uplifting experience for you and your nearest."

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By *orny PTMan
47 weeks ago

Peterborough

""That's not a real fucking gun" - John Lennon

"Imagine there's no luggage" seen above the missing property area of the former Speke airport.

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

250 patients , and they doctors aren’t over worked …. Harold Shipman

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By *idanMan
47 weeks ago

borehamwood

Apparently a real one from the American civil war.

'Don't worry lads, they couldn't hit an elephant at this dist....'

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By *orny PTMan
47 weeks ago

Peterborough

"250 patients , and they doctors aren’t over worked …. Harold Shipman "

"Actually, I turned BUPA down: couldn't make much of a killing with them"

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

I can't take one more night in with you chaps; I need some space. I am just going outside, I may be some time. - Titus Oates

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
47 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

Zola Bud “Los Angeles, that’s a long way to trip a Mary”.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
47 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"250 patients , and they doctors aren’t over worked …. Harold Shipman "

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

I’m just going for a shit, I’ll be back in a minute - Elvis

*sorry Elvis.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
47 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Fancy going to a steakhouse?

Van Helsing to Dracula.

I bet 10 shillings I win this game of hide and seek.

Lord Lucan to his valet.

You're not going to believe this Joseph, I'm pregnant, but I've not been having an affair, it was god.

Mary

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

They're just fucking emus, mate! - Some Australians, probably

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
47 weeks ago

Southampton

"I’m just going for a shit, I’ll be back in a minute - Elvis

*sorry Elvis.

Took the daily echo to read on the bog?

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

"I’m just going for a shit, I’ll be back in a minute - Elvis

*sorry Elvis.

Took the daily echo to read on the bog?

To wipe his ass with.

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
47 weeks ago

Southampton

"I’m just going for a shit, I’ll be back in a minute - Elvis

*sorry Elvis.

Took the daily echo to read on the bog?

To wipe his ass with. "

To be fair I wouldn't even bother using the echo to wipe my arse with

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By *TG3Man
47 weeks ago

Dorchester

I was thinking about having another wife but heads will roll if this one doesn't work out.... Henry X111

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

"I was thinking about having another wife but heads will roll if this one doesn't work out.... Henry X111

Haha. Very good.

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By *ndycoinsMan
47 weeks ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

Spartan son "my sword is too short"

Spartan mother"then take a step forward"

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Julius Caesar: these senate meetings are such a pain in the neck (and back).

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Yeah, just add another 0 on that total for revenue and sponsorships, it'll be fine - Sheikh Mansour

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By *rigbyMan
47 weeks ago

Skelmersdale

I knew Apollo 13 was a bad omen,but never mind,we'll get another chance on Apollo 19

Jim Lovell to Fred Haise

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By *rigbyMan
47 weeks ago

Skelmersdale

I want your clothes..your boots and your unicycle.

Terminator 2

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

I’ve never smoked in my life -although I did try a cigar this one time, but I didn’t inhale, I promise I just put it to my lips. - Monica Lewinsky.

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By *orny PTMan
47 weeks ago

Peterborough

"Zola Bud “Los Angeles, that’s a long way to trip a Mary”."

in the changing rooms afterwards..."I'm gonna Decker!"

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

"We may have awakened a ducking giant" admiral Yamamoto after Pearl Harbour

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By *iccii69Man
47 weeks ago

Surrey

"I want your clothes..your boots and your unicycle.

Terminator 2"

Give me your clothes, your boots and your car. Hold on, do i have to pay ULEZ? It's ok, i'll walk instead

Terminator 2

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By *orny PTMan
47 weeks ago

Peterborough

"I want your clothes..your boots and your unicycle.

Terminator 2

Give me your clothes, your boots and your car. Hold on, do i have to pay ULEZ? It's ok, i'll walk instead

Terminator 2"

He stood at the gun counter and asked for an "UZI point 355"

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
47 weeks ago

Southampton

One small step for man, one giant leapfrog for mankind

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By *orny PTMan
47 weeks ago

Peterborough

Gumtree: 22nd August, 1485

WANTED/SWAPSHOP

Location: Bosworth Field, East Midlands

"A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!"

Name: Richard

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Shaggy...."It wasn't me"........

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

"Gumtree: 22nd August, 1485

WANTED/SWAPSHOP

Location: Bosworth Field, East Midlands

"A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!"

Name: Richard

Haha. A+

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By *illy IdolMan
47 weeks ago

Midlands

George Bush - "Now watch this drive"

https://youtu.be/TCm9788Tb5g?si=o4_8NB7sZ09Pe6Sp

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

"George Bush - "Now watch this drive"

https://youtu.be/TCm9788Tb5g?si=o4_8NB7sZ09Pe6Sp"

Haha. I don’t even need to google that. I know which one you mean

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

You're gonna need a bigger boat - Sticky Vicky

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
47 weeks ago

Southampton

That's some great hat Harry ...

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Placing the last stone on a large, impressive ring in ancient Albion, one druid turns to the other, hands on his hips, proud of his work and frowns quizzically.

"I'm really pleased we finished this, but why did we build it like this again? What's it for?"

The other druid shrugs "looks nice though right? And it'll confuse people in thousands of years"

"Worth it"

"Yep. Fancy drawing a big dick on that hill in chalk too?"

" Go on then, lol"

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By *ilverjagMan
47 weeks ago

swansea

What the fuck was that!!!!!

The mayor of Hiroshima.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
47 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

Man , this dinner tastes good ...

Jeffrey Dahmer

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
47 weeks ago

Southampton

"Man , this dinner tastes good ...

Jeffrey Dahmer

Was he having meat balls???

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
47 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

"Man , this dinner tastes good ...

Jeffrey Dahmer

Was he having meat balls???

Haha Touché

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
47 weeks ago

Sussex

Which one o' you monkeys greased that vine.

Tarzan

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
47 weeks ago

Southampton

"Man , this dinner tastes good ...

Jeffrey Dahmer

Was he having meat balls???

Haha Touché

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By *illy IdolMan
47 weeks ago

Midlands

"George Bush - "Now watch this drive"

https://youtu.be/TCm9788Tb5g?si=o4_8NB7sZ09Pe6Sp

Haha. I don’t even need to google that. I know which one you mean "

Brilliant clip

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By *orny PTMan
47 weeks ago

Peterborough

"Which one o' you monkeys greased that vine.

Tarzan "

Tarzan swings, Tarzan falls

Cheetah grabs him by the balls

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By *orny PTMan
47 weeks ago

Peterborough

"Gumtree: 22nd August, 1485

WANTED/SWAPSHOP

Location: Bosworth Field, East Midlands

"A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!"

Name: Richard

Haha. A+"

Guinness Book of Records: World's best hide and seek player

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By *adbod2godbodMan
47 weeks ago

Manchester

No I won't be quiet, I love playing my drums - Anne Frank

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By *orny PTMan
47 weeks ago

Peterborough

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By *orny PTMan
47 weeks ago

Peterborough

"[Removed by poster at 24/01/24 12:44:17]"

"Mamma Mia! What do you mean, you forgot your plumb line and Spirit level?"

Council inspector from Piza, to a cowboy civil engineer.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
47 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

'Damn, I forgot to cancel the milk. Never mind, it's only a few days.' Terry Waite.

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By *illan-KillashMan
47 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

Success is not final, failure is not fatal.

It is the courage to keep sending FaF messages that counts.

Winston Churchill

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
47 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

Of course I was in Pizza Express in Woking, unfortunately I didn't leave any sweat marks on the chair!

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
47 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

What does this button do?

Challenger Space Shuttle pilot.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
47 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Let's go and have tapas tonight guys, leave the kids, one of us can go around and check on them because who needs a babysitter...

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By *ndycoinsMan
47 weeks ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

"make me one with everything" Dalai Llama in Pizza Hut.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
47 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

"i'm gonna win the world cup, then lift the trophy in the air and dry fuck it. In a Muslim country too. No one will know"

"Nice one, I'll play it safe and just gonna plant a kiss on the lips of a female football world cup winner on the podium"

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
47 weeks ago

Sussex

"What does this button do?

Challenger Space Shuttle pilot."

Or was it:

"Roger Houston... the female astronaut has taken the controls"

I'll get my (bullet proof) coat

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
47 weeks ago

Sussex

""Full speed ahead, and fuck the icebergs!"

Captain of the Titanic"

Heard in the bar of the RMS Titanic :

I know that I said that I wanted ice with my drink, but this is ridiculous!

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By *elix SightedMan
47 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Build another Death Star? Sure, what could go wrong.

Darth Vader.

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By *orraine999Woman
47 weeks ago

Somewhere

"Oooh look, a shooting star - some dinosaur."

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By *elix SightedMan
47 weeks ago

Cloud 8

“Ere, that there Mount Vesuvius is looking a bit lively. Reckon we should stay at the summer house for a few days?”

“Nah, how bad can it get?”

Mayor of Pompeii to his council

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By *hunky GentMan
47 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Moses "the damn ferry isn't working today."

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

“What was the cooking instructions on that bat again? Fuck it, 1 minute in the microwave ought to do it”

Unknown, Wuhan Province late 2019.

Too soon?

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

'Who's gonna watch me absolutely smash the world hide and seek record?!'

Maddy mcann

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By *rispyDuckMan
46 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

“Let them drink wine”

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

If I could turn back time

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By *hubbycheckerMan
46 weeks ago

Porstmouth

If somethings hard to do then it isn't worth doing- Homer J Simpson

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

"'Who's gonna watch me absolutely smash the world hide and seek record?!'

Maddy mcann

Just sprayed coffee everywhere. I doth my cap

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By *TG3Man
46 weeks ago

Dorchester

Canute said "we shall have no water let the wine flow"

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

“There’s an old saying in Texas, in Tennessee…

That says ‘fool Me once, shame on you.

Fool me… fool me… can’t get fooled again’”

Bush was a joke

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

Following that right up with

‘George Bush does not care about Black People’

- Kanye

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By *uzzy-LogicMan
46 weeks ago

Fochabers

"Like tickling the tail of a sleeping dragon" followed by "well that does it" Dr Slotin on the demon core

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By *rigbyMan
46 weeks ago

Skelmersdale

Let them eat fava beans and a nice Chianti

Marie Antoinette

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By *rigbyMan
46 weeks ago

Skelmersdale

They think its all over... but its gone to penalties.

Kenneth Wolstenhome 1966 world cup final

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By *rigbyMan
46 weeks ago

Skelmersdale

If the whole German army couldn't get across the channel in 1944 what's the chances a small rubber boat can?

Head of the UK border control

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By *rigbyMan
46 weeks ago

Skelmersdale

..and I truly believe that by the early decades of the 21st century, there will be dozens of new genders,and children will pretend to be animals or furniture or tea pots..and the law will say yes,you can be anything you choose to be and we will lock up anyone who disagrees..

Charles... have you been sniffing the formaldehyde again?

Charles Darwen to his lab assistant

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

I feel rough,must of been hammered last night.

Peter Sutcliffe

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By *ildmanYorksMan
46 weeks ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

"God, the wife's dragging me to the theatre tonight. Someone shoot me - Abraham Lincoln"

Apart from that Mrs Lincoln, did you enjoy the play?

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By *orny PTMan
46 weeks ago

Peterborough

"God, the wife's dragging me to the theatre tonight. Someone shoot me - Abraham Lincoln"

(later on that evening whilst thinking about writing the review, for the Whitehouse newsletter)

"Tom Taylor’s Our American Cousin was a farcical comedy about a redneck American who travels to England to claim his inheritance from aristocratic relatives.

Despite only having a few lines, the bumbling, eccentric Lord Dundreary stole the show. This was thanks to actor EA Sothern, who made sure Lord Dundreary was unforgettable."

"This was actually funnier than expected, in fact, I could of almost died laughing at one point."

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By *TG3Man
46 weeks ago

Dorchester

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By *TG3Man
46 weeks ago

Dorchester

A biography of John F Kennedy by Lee Harvey Oswald

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By *iccii69Man
46 weeks ago

Surrey

Vote for me - i'll make London safe and will care for those low earners and most vulnerable.

Sadiq Khan

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
46 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Emu to Rod Hull

"For fuck sake Rod, the picture has gone all fuzzy again"

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By *iccii69Man
46 weeks ago

Surrey

Can you guess what i am yet? Rolf Harris

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By *hunky GentMan
46 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Now we've just dragged the huge stone hundreds if miles, let's go get another one - the Stonehenge committee

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By *alm_one4Man
46 weeks ago

RM16

Not sure if this is urban myth or not but apparently a lady to Winston Churchill when he was PM

Lady - ‘PM, you’re d*unk’

WC - ‘Yes I am, and in the morning I’ll be sober, but you’ll still be ugly’

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By *orny PTMan
46 weeks ago

Peterborough

"Not sure if this is urban myth or not but apparently a lady to Winston Churchill when he was PM

Lady - ‘PM, you’re d*unk’

WC - ‘Yes I am, and in the morning I’ll be sober, but you’ll still be ugly’"

From Bridegroom to the Bride, more like.

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

Not now Scotty.

I'm having a shi.........

James Tiberius Kirk

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

"Not sure if this is urban myth or not but apparently a lady to Winston Churchill when he was PM

Lady - ‘PM, you’re d*unk’

WC - ‘Yes I am, and in the morning I’ll be sober, but you’ll still be ugly’

From Bridegroom to the Bride, more like."

Definitely a Churchill quote. He said this or something like this, but perhaps more subtle.

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

PM:Is it at all possible that you could make me look less like a skeleton?

Photographer:No

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By *hrek101Man
46 weeks ago

Herts

Ooo Eaton Mess too

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
46 weeks ago

Sussex

"What do you want with an ice pick in the middle of Mexico?"

Leon Trotsky

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
46 weeks ago

Sussex

"What do you want with an ice pick in the middle of Mexico?"

Leon Trotsky

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
46 weeks ago

Torquay

It seems the battle is going well Hardy, please join me on the deck for a walk around, Horatio Nelson

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
46 weeks ago

Torquay

Of course Percy Shelley once played this game, doubt we can compete

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;

Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!

Nothing beside remains. Round the decay

Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare

The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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By *ootleCouple
46 weeks ago

Romford, Essex

What tree ?

Mark Bolan

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
46 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

"Not sure if this is urban myth or not but apparently a lady to Winston Churchill when he was PM

Lady - ‘PM, you’re d*unk’

WC - ‘Yes I am, and in the morning I’ll be sober, but you’ll still be ugly’"

In the House of Commons, Lady Astor said to Winston Churchill, “If you were my husband I would poison your drink”, to which he replied “If you were my wife I’d drink it” or similar.

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By *rigbyMan
46 weeks ago

Skelmersdale

No no,I think its absolutely only fair that I pay as much tax as I'm obliged to

Jimmy Carr

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By *rigbyMan
46 weeks ago

Skelmersdale

Wait a minute, you're saying I'm white ??!!

Stevie Wonder

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By *rigbyMan
46 weeks ago

Skelmersdale

You know what would make people take me as a serious political figure?...a huge barbie pink bus

Harriet Harman

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By *rigbyMan
46 weeks ago

Skelmersdale

We've gone to all this trouble building this stupid wooden boat,filled it with all these animals , and now I think it's going to blow over in a bit

Noah

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By *lynJMan
46 weeks ago

Morden

In the early 1940s, IBM's president, Thomas J Watson, reputedly said: "I think there is a world market for about five computers."

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By *rigbyMan
46 weeks ago

Skelmersdale

George, we're absolutely certain there are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq

So what you're saying Blair is they definitely have them and can be deployed in six minutes!

No George, I said they don't have them

Okely Dokely,good job Tony,glad you found them in time

No George, your not listening... there aren't any

Gotcha.. So we better strike first before those goddamn sons of bitchez use them,that what your saying!

George, listen to me very carefully.. There are no weapons of mass destruction

OK, time to whup their asses then,yee haw let's got them before they get us!

Fucks sake Bush,you're going to get us all killed, OK let's say there are and hope for the best

Attaboy Blair, what's the worst that could happen, not like they gonna do something stoopid an destroy they own oil wells!

George.... You haven't got your finger on that little red button have you?

Nope Blair, my Deefence secerty Howdy Doody in charge of that

Jees....ah Peter just the man!

Think we can blame it all on Blunkett if it goes tits up?

Oh yesss Tony,say he signed the dossier without reading it properly! Hee hee

Lord Mandelson! What a bastards trick!!

Why thank you Tony,my memoirs will recall you splendidly

Yo Blair,are you still talking or us it the voices in my head agin?

Its OK George don't worry,just repeat ...there's no place like home,there's no place like home.

Goddammit auntie em,I've pushed the button

Fetch me a map of Eerac istan

Tony ' it wasn't my fault' Blair on the phone to George 'can't walk and chew gum,'Dubbya Bush

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By *ilverjagMan
46 weeks ago

swansea

"Not sure if this is urban myth or not but apparently a lady to Winston Churchill when he was PM

Lady - ‘PM, you’re d*unk’

WC - ‘Yes I am, and in the morning I’ll be sober, but you’ll still be ugly’"

That is true, it was Bessie Bradock MP for Liverpool Scotland that he said it to

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By *orny PTMan
46 weeks ago

Peterborough

"Not sure if this is urban myth or not but apparently a lady to Winston Churchill when he was PM

Lady - ‘PM, you’re d*unk’

WC - ‘Yes I am, and in the morning I’ll be sober, but you’ll still be ugly’

That is true, it was Bessie Bradock MP for Liverpool Scotland that he said it to"

Scottie Rd/Vauxhalll?

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