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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Rome. And inter_iewing a 'conclave expert' on the beeb this morning, he's asked by the correspondent how long this one will take.

'Well, the modern conclave takes on average three days, though this could be a short conclave, in which case it could be later today. My guess though - and it's just a guess - is that we could hear something tomorrow afternoon.'

Talk about hedging yer bets! And where do you apply for the position of conclave expert anyway?! Never seen it advertised.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

The most peculiar and possibly the smallest electorate.

I'm still going for a black Pope this time. Although they may think that will fulfil the prophesy.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

South American for me

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"The most peculiar and possibly the smallest electorate.

I'm still going for a black Pope this time. Although they may think that will fulfil the prophesy."

Which prophesy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Canadian seems to have been mentioned lots on the beeb!

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"........ And where do you apply for the position of conclave expert anyway?! Never seen it advertised. "

The best jobs are never advertised anyway. They just put a sign on the inside of the door saying 'smart boy wanted'.

If you fancy a job as conclave expert the first thing might be to set up a website called something like conclave-expert.***

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"The Canadian seems to have been mentioned lots on the beeb!"

I think that's mainly 'cos he speaks OK English.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"The most peculiar and possibly the smallest electorate.

I'm still going for a black Pope this time. Although they may think that will fulfil the prophesy.

Which prophesy?"

The bloody mice on the other thread... prophecy!!!!

The prophecy that the last Pope will be black and the papacy will end.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Rome. And inter_iewing a 'conclave expert' on the beeb this morning, he's asked by the correspondent how long this one will take.

'Well, the modern conclave takes on average three days, though this could be a short conclave, in which case it could be later today. My guess though - and it's just a guess - is that we could hear something tomorrow afternoon.'

Talk about hedging yer bets! And where do you apply for the position of conclave expert anyway?! Never seen it advertised. "

Well its not a very demanding job, think i only know of three maybe four popes in my lifetime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The most peculiar and possibly the smallest electorate.

I'm still going for a black Pope this time. Although they may think that will fulfil the prophesy.

Which prophesy?

The bloody mice on the other thread... prophecy!!!!

The prophecy that the last Pope will be black and the papacy will end."

God willing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So we could see a whole new predilection on Fabs; that of BBP - big black pope!

I've been working on the CV most of the day and from what I've read here, I might face some competition for conclave expert.

Also, according to the Sun's showbiz editor, Cheryl Cole has walked off the Conclave.

So it could be a rough ride for any Geordie Papal hopefuls.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"The most peculiar and possibly the smallest electorate.

I'm still going for a black Pope this time. Although they may think that will fulfil the prophesy.

Which prophesy?

The bloody mice on the other thread... prophecy!!!!

The prophecy that the last Pope will be black and the papacy will end."

Thanks. Haven't heard that before.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is there any distinct difference between a white homophobic bigot and a black one?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"is there any distinct difference between a white homophobic bigot and a black one?"

His ring?

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

Am I right in thinking that this conclave could be the biggest gathering of molesters?

(That is a joke)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a black Pope is elected it will mean that for the first time in human history the five most powerful people on Earth will be non-Caucasian:

Barrack Obama

Pope BwangaBwanga I

The Imam of Islam

Xi Jinping, Leader of China

The Dalai Lama

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"If a black Pope is elected it will mean that for the first time in human history the five most powerful people on Earth will be non-Caucasian:

Barrack Obama

Pope BwangaBwanga I

The Imam of Islam

Xi Jinping, Leader of China

The Dalai Lama

"

But Wishy - you forgot yourself?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If a black Pope is elected it will mean that for the first time in human history the five most powerful people on Earth will be non-Caucasian:

Barrack Obama

Pope BwangaBwanga I

The Imam of Islam

Xi Jinping, Leader of China

The Dalai Lama

But Wishy - you forgot yourself?"

I'm bringing down the system from within.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"If a black Pope is elected it will mean that for the first time in human history the five most powerful people on Earth will be non-Caucasian:

Barrack Obama

Pope BwangaBwanga I

The Imam of Islam

Xi Jinping, Leader of China

The Dalai Lama

But Wishy - you forgot yourself?

I'm bringing down the system from within. "

You know what? You are one of few I can see being capable of subversing from inside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If a black Pope is elected it will mean that for the first time in human history the five most powerful people on Earth will be non-Caucasian:

Barrack Obama

Pope BwangaBwanga I

The Imam of Islam

Xi Jinping, Leader of China

The Dalai Lama

But Wishy - you forgot yourself?

I'm bringing down the system from within.

You know what? You are one of few I can see being capable of subversing from inside "

First, you lull them into a false sense of security, and then, when they're relaxed and off guard - WHAM!! You sucker punch them right in the ghoulies!! Which, in the case of three of them, is pointless because, like a Christmas Tree, they have balls for decoration only.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"If a black Pope is elected it will mean that for the first time in human history the five most powerful people on Earth will be non-Caucasian:

Barrack Obama

Pope BwangaBwanga I

The Imam of Islam

Xi Jinping, Leader of China

The Dalai Lama

But Wishy - you forgot yourself?

I'm bringing down the system from within.

You know what? You are one of few I can see being capable of subversing from inside

First, you lull them into a false sense of security, and then, when they're relaxed and off guard - WHAM!! You sucker punch them right in the ghoulies!! Which, in the case of three of them, is pointless because, like a Christmas Tree, they have balls for decoration only. "

Scrutinises list for the obvious 3 magi...Hm! Which ones is he talking about?

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