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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ask me anything?

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

We gonna fuck or not?

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

You watched Rocky yet?!?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

When are we going to have the sex?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Why are you fascinated with my lawn?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Oh jeez

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We gonna fuck or not?"

Oh.

Probably ngl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You watched Rocky yet?!?

AH FUCK!

Forgot!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why are you fascinated with my lawn?"
I just wanna take a stroll through your garden.

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

Malcolm or Martin?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh jeez "

Taking the Lord’s name in vain? On a Sunday?

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"We gonna fuck or not?

Oh.

Probably ngl "

Ok.

Sorry in advance.

You’ll see.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

How's it hanging?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Malcolm or Martin?"

Ah FUCK.

I think deep down I’m Martin but the real Martin. Not that whitewashed ‘content of their character’ shit. Letters from a Birmingham Jail Martin.

But that brother loved Milk more than me. He had a good woman that loved him. That’s his biggest flaw imo

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

"How's it hanging?"

By his knees

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We gonna fuck or not?

Oh.

Probably ngl

Ok.

Sorry in advance.

You’ll see. "

Blindfolds?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How's it hanging?"

What Gatekeeper said

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Who stole my chainsaw on Friday night ??

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"How's it hanging?

By his knees

I think there's medication for that

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

"Malcolm or Martin?

Ah FUCK.

I think deep down I’m Martin but the real Martin. Not that whitewashed ‘content of their character’ shit. Letters from a Birmingham Jail Martin.

But that brother loved Milk more than me. He had a good woman that loved him. That’s his biggest flaw imo

Malcolm liked milk too for a period in time. Then tried to tell the world he was lactose intolerant

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Oh jeez

Taking the Lord’s name in vain? On a Sunday? "

Yep. I got into bed yesterday and my bum was cold. Snuggled up against Mr and he shouts "JESUS FUCKING BUM CHRIST"

It's my new favourite saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you rather have hiccups for the rest of your life or constantly feel like you need to sneeze?

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

"How's it hanging?

By his knees

I think there's medication for that

Is it an oral medicine?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"How's it hanging?

By his knees

I think there's medication for that

Is it an oral medicine?"

I believe so, but I've never tried it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who stole my chainsaw on Friday night ??"

My mum. But I can’t say. I swore I wouldn’t say.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"We gonna fuck or not?

Oh.

Probably ngl

Ok.

Sorry in advance.

You’ll see.

Blindfolds? "

Oh wow.

It wasn’t a visual thing.

But now I have questions. And a complex.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Malcolm or Martin?

Ah FUCK.

I think deep down I’m Martin but the real Martin. Not that whitewashed ‘content of their character’ shit. Letters from a Birmingham Jail Martin.

But that brother loved Milk more than me. He had a good woman that loved him. That’s his biggest flaw imo

Malcolm liked milk too for a period in time. Then tried to tell the world he was lactose intolerant

Malcolm bless his heart came to in the end.

I think he and Martin grew closer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh jeez

Taking the Lord’s name in vain? On a Sunday?

Yep. I got into bed yesterday and my bum was cold. Snuggled up against Mr and he shouts "JESUS FUCKING BUM CHRIST"

It's my new favourite saying

And mine too

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Why are you fascinated with my lawn? I just wanna take a stroll through your garden.

is that a euphemism?

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

"Malcolm or Martin?

Ah FUCK.

I think deep down I’m Martin but the real Martin. Not that whitewashed ‘content of their character’ shit. Letters from a Birmingham Jail Martin.

But that brother loved Milk more than me. He had a good woman that loved him. That’s his biggest flaw imo

Malcolm liked milk too for a period in time. Then tried to tell the world he was lactose intolerant

Malcolm bless his heart came to in the end.

I think he and Martin grew closer "

More in common than they ever knew, until it was too late. I’m gonna watch both films this week

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would you rather have hiccups for the rest of your life or constantly feel like you need to sneeze? "

Hiccups. For the culture.

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

"How's it hanging?

By his knees

I think there's medication for that

Is it an oral medicine?

I believe so, but I've never tried it

You should make 2024 the year you do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Malcolm or Martin?

Ah FUCK.

I think deep down I’m Martin but the real Martin. Not that whitewashed ‘content of their character’ shit. Letters from a Birmingham Jail Martin.

But that brother loved Milk more than me. He had a good woman that loved him. That’s his biggest flaw imo

Malcolm liked milk too for a period in time. Then tried to tell the world he was lactose intolerant

Malcolm bless his heart came to in the end.

I think he and Martin grew closer

More in common than they ever knew, until it was too late. I’m gonna watch both films this week

Shout out Denzel!

Also I’m not your Negro is my favourite look into them

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Oh jeez

Taking the Lord’s name in vain? On a Sunday?

Yep. I got into bed yesterday and my bum was cold. Snuggled up against Mr and he shouts "JESUS FUCKING BUM CHRIST"

It's my new favourite saying

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We gonna fuck or not?

Oh.

Probably ngl

Ok.

Sorry in advance.

You’ll see.

Blindfolds?

Oh wow.

It wasn’t a visual thing.

But now I have questions. And a complex. "

You’re actually so nice Jamie. Trust me

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By *urvytreatWoman
over a year ago

somewhere nice

Do you have a licence for that weapon you conceal in your boxers? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why are you fascinated with my lawn? I just wanna take a stroll through your garden.

is that a euphemism?"

What do you think, Swing?

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

"Malcolm or Martin?

Ah FUCK.

I think deep down I’m Martin but the real Martin. Not that whitewashed ‘content of their character’ shit. Letters from a Birmingham Jail Martin.

But that brother loved Milk more than me. He had a good woman that loved him. That’s his biggest flaw imo

Malcolm liked milk too for a period in time. Then tried to tell the world he was lactose intolerant

Malcolm bless his heart came to in the end.

I think he and Martin grew closer

More in common than they ever knew, until it was too late. I’m gonna watch both films this week

Shout out Denzel!

Also I’m not your Negro is my favourite look into them "

That was a good little docu. I’ll watch the Denzel remake and Selma, which I loved first time around

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you have a licence for that weapon you conceal in your boxers? X"

Yes. Would you like to see it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Malcolm or Martin?

Ah FUCK.

I think deep down I’m Martin but the real Martin. Not that whitewashed ‘content of their character’ shit. Letters from a Birmingham Jail Martin.

But that brother loved Milk more than me. He had a good woman that loved him. That’s his biggest flaw imo

Malcolm liked milk too for a period in time. Then tried to tell the world he was lactose intolerant

Malcolm bless his heart came to in the end.

I think he and Martin grew closer

More in common than they ever knew, until it was too late. I’m gonna watch both films this week

Shout out Denzel!

Also I’m not your Negro is my favourite look into them

That was a good little docu. I’ll watch the Denzel remake and Selma, which I loved first time around"

I’ve not seen Selma

But I heard great things. I’ll watch it

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Why are you fascinated with my lawn? I just wanna take a stroll through your garden.

is that a euphemism?

What do you think, Swing? "

I don't speak yoof

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When are we going to have the sex?

Did I miss this?

Anyway, I think you know the serious answer.

My fab answer is ‘give me 1 hour’

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By *urvytreatWoman
over a year ago

somewhere nice

"Do you have a licence for that weapon you conceal in your boxers? X

Yes. Would you like to see it

Now that’s an offer!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why are you fascinated with my lawn? I just wanna take a stroll through your garden.

is that a euphemism?

What do you think, Swing?

I don't speak yoof"

Ffs.

Anywaysss Send me nudes.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"When are we going to have the sex?

Did I miss this?

Anyway, I think you know the serious answer.

My fab answer is ‘give me 1 hour’"

Ok. I’m ready

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

"Malcolm or Martin?

Ah FUCK.

I think deep down I’m Martin but the real Martin. Not that whitewashed ‘content of their character’ shit. Letters from a Birmingham Jail Martin.

But that brother loved Milk more than me. He had a good woman that loved him. That’s his biggest flaw imo

Malcolm liked milk too for a period in time. Then tried to tell the world he was lactose intolerant

Malcolm bless his heart came to in the end.

I think he and Martin grew closer

More in common than they ever knew, until it was too late. I’m gonna watch both films this week

Shout out Denzel!

Also I’m not your Negro is my favourite look into them

That was a good little docu. I’ll watch the Denzel remake and Selma, which I loved first time around

I’ve not seen Selma

But I heard great things. I’ll watch it "

After you’ve watched Rocky

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When are we going to have the sex?

Did I miss this?

Anyway, I think you know the serious answer.

My fab answer is ‘give me 1 hour’

Ok. I’m ready

You mean naked right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Malcolm or Martin?

Ah FUCK.

I think deep down I’m Martin but the real Martin. Not that whitewashed ‘content of their character’ shit. Letters from a Birmingham Jail Martin.

But that brother loved Milk more than me. He had a good woman that loved him. That’s his biggest flaw imo

Malcolm liked milk too for a period in time. Then tried to tell the world he was lactose intolerant

Malcolm bless his heart came to in the end.

I think he and Martin grew closer

More in common than they ever knew, until it was too late. I’m gonna watch both films this week

Shout out Denzel!

Also I’m not your Negro is my favourite look into them

That was a good little docu. I’ll watch the Denzel remake and Selma, which I loved first time around

I’ve not seen Selma

But I heard great things. I’ll watch it

After you’ve watched Rocky

Oh ffs. Alright DAD.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"When are we going to have the sex?

Did I miss this?

Anyway, I think you know the serious answer.

My fab answer is ‘give me 1 hour’

Ok. I’m ready

You mean naked right?

Well yes. Of course

And I’ve got Rocky ready to watch

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

This brudda is thirsty as hell. He needs some milk

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When are we going to have the sex?

Did I miss this?

Anyway, I think you know the serious answer.

My fab answer is ‘give me 1 hour’

Ok. I’m ready

You mean naked right?

Well yes. Of course

And I’ve got Rocky ready to watch

Fucking hellllllll. This is a trap

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

"Malcolm or Martin?

Ah FUCK.

I think deep down I’m Martin but the real Martin. Not that whitewashed ‘content of their character’ shit. Letters from a Birmingham Jail Martin.

But that brother loved Milk more than me. He had a good woman that loved him. That’s his biggest flaw imo

Malcolm liked milk too for a period in time. Then tried to tell the world he was lactose intolerant

Malcolm bless his heart came to in the end.

I think he and Martin grew closer

More in common than they ever knew, until it was too late. I’m gonna watch both films this week

Shout out Denzel!

Also I’m not your Negro is my favourite look into them

That was a good little docu. I’ll watch the Denzel remake and Selma, which I loved first time around

I’ve not seen Selma

But I heard great things. I’ll watch it

After you’ve watched Rocky

Oh ffs. Alright DAD. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This brudda is thirsty as hell. He needs some milk

Or chocolate! I’m hungry too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This brudda is thirsty as hell. He needs some milk

https://youtu.be/2BzX-7lEbK8?si=oen_IJhgUiLxFHzd

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"When are we going to have the sex?

Did I miss this?

Anyway, I think you know the serious answer.

My fab answer is ‘give me 1 hour’

Ok. I’m ready

You mean naked right?

Well yes. Of course

And I’ve got Rocky ready to watch

Fucking hellllllll. This is a trap "

I’m not sure how much we might watch

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When are we going to have the sex?

Did I miss this?

Anyway, I think you know the serious answer.

My fab answer is ‘give me 1 hour’

Ok. I’m ready

You mean naked right?

Well yes. Of course

And I’ve got Rocky ready to watch

Fucking hellllllll. This is a trap

I’m not sure how much we might watch

Ok nvm. I’m on my way

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

"This brudda is thirsty as hell. He needs some milk

https://youtu.be/2BzX-7lEbK8?si=oen_IJhgUiLxFHzd

Perfect timing!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Why are you fascinated with my lawn? I just wanna take a stroll through your garden.

is that a euphemism?

What do you think, Swing?

I don't speak yoof

Ffs.

Anywaysss Send me nudes. "

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Who put the ram in the ram a lam a ding dong?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Ask me anything?

Do you mind if I don’t?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ask me anything?

Do you mind if I don’t?"

I would rather you asked me something proper but I suppose this will do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why are you fascinated with my lawn? I just wanna take a stroll through your garden.

is that a euphemism?

What do you think, Swing?

I don't speak yoof

Ffs.

Anywaysss Send me nudes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who put the ram in the ram a lam a ding dong? "

Me. When I was ramming someone on this thread

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Ask me anything?

Do you mind if I don’t?

I would rather you asked me something proper but I suppose this will do

Would you care awfully if I did no such thing?

(Proper enough?)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ask me anything?

Do you mind if I don’t?

I would rather you asked me something proper but I suppose this will do

Would you care awfully if I did no such thing?

(Proper enough?)"

Not happy but ok x

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Do u think you will be here forever?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Hey Pickle.

How's life?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"How's it hanging?

By his knees

I think there's medication for that

Is it an oral medicine?

I believe so, but I've never tried it

You should make 2024 the year you do

So long as the correct dosage is available

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do u think you will be here forever?"

I’m a bad bitch. You can’t kill me.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Do u think you will be here forever?

I’m a bad bitch. You can’t kill me. "

Are you a bad, bad boy for love?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey Pickle.

How's life?"

Hey Meli

Life is… it’s a lot. Not in a bad way. Just a lot going on in it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do u think you will be here forever?

I’m a bad bitch. You can’t kill me.

Are you a bad, bad boy for love?"

Bad boy for life?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Do u think you will be here forever?

I’m a bad bitch. You can’t kill me.

Are you a bad, bad boy for love?

Bad boy for life?

oh my god get off my lawn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGk2PybQeQU

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Do u think you will be here forever?

I’m a bad bitch. You can’t kill me.

Are you a bad, bad boy for love?

Bad boy for life?

Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do u think you will be here forever?

I’m a bad bitch. You can’t kill me.

Are you a bad, bad boy for love?

Bad boy for life?

Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

I’ll come for you

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Do u think you will be here forever?

I’m a bad bitch. You can’t kill me.

Are you a bad, bad boy for love?

Bad boy for life?

Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

I’ll come for you

Also, I used to love watching Bad Boys with my first ever proper boyfriend

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do u think you will be here forever?

I’m a bad bitch. You can’t kill me.

Are you a bad, bad boy for love?

Bad boy for life?

Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

I’ll come for you

Also, I used to love watching Bad Boys with my first ever proper boyfriend

You can watch it with your next one too

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Do u think you will be here forever?

I’m a bad bitch. You can’t kill me.

Are you a bad, bad boy for love?

Bad boy for life?

Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

I’ll come for you

Also, I used to love watching Bad Boys with my first ever proper boyfriend

You can watch it with your next one too

Can we snuggle and watch?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do u think you will be here forever?

I’m a bad bitch. You can’t kill me.

Are you a bad, bad boy for love?

Bad boy for life?

Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

I’ll come for you

Also, I used to love watching Bad Boys with my first ever proper boyfriend

You can watch it with your next one too

Can we snuggle and watch? "

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Do u think you will be here forever?

I’m a bad bitch. You can’t kill me.

Are you a bad, bad boy for love?

Bad boy for life?

Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

I’ll come for you

Also, I used to love watching Bad Boys with my first ever proper boyfriend

You can watch it with your next one too

Can we snuggle and watch?

Shall I head to Blockbuster and borrow it?!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Hey Pickle.

How's life?

Hey Meli

Life is… it’s a lot. Not in a bad way. Just a lot going on in it.

That's a good thing isn't it though? Life is better when it's a lot. People are better when they're a lot. I like people who are a lot.

Think I've banished The Alot creature for a few weeks with that post.

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