FabSwingers.com forum: Saltburn the SCENES

By *ruceyy OP Man
44 weeks ago

London

On a scale of one to ten how much would you...

Drink the bathwater of your crush after they masturbated in it?

Go down on your friends hot sister while she is on her period?

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By *j1104Man
44 weeks ago

Rochdale

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By *inkylipsWoman
44 weeks ago

Debauchery

I can’t say this has ever entered my brain….. maybe I’m just to vanilla

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By *aizyWoman
44 weeks ago

west midlands

I was thinking of watching Saltburn, but after reading this I don't think I'll bother!

Oh and, zero and zero to answer your question Brucey!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
44 weeks ago

in Lancashire

Zero for both..

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
44 weeks ago

Southampton

Spoiler alert !

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By *ruceyy OP Man
44 weeks ago

London

"I can’t say this has ever entered my brain….. maybe I’m just to vanilla

You better not be!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
44 weeks ago

Wirral.

Bloody loved that film!

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By *imply DeeWoman
44 weeks ago

Wherever

Thanks for the spoilers.

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

Not doing fucking either.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
44 weeks ago

in Lancashire

The whole of the bathwater..?

I mean that's devotion..

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By *ruceyy OP Man
44 weeks ago

London

"Not doing fucking either. "

I thought us men were all horny and would do anything for sex?!

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

Tbf to Brucey, this scene has been talked about by so many people, even the actors themselves. It’s not really a spoiler to the film in any way.

It’s like saying there’s a scene in Get Out where Daniel Kaluuya’s character takes a picture of someone and they start shouting at him to get out.

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By *ust want fun 888Man
44 weeks ago

nearby

Slightly disturbing scenes but overall, the film was good

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By *eliWoman
44 weeks ago

Ten.

Two. Have it done to me? Been a Venetia? Nine.

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

"Thanks for the spoilers."

I mean maybe don't click on a thread titled Saltburn THE SCENES then if you didn't want spoilers?

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

But in answer to you Brucey, it's a big ol' zero from me haha.

Both those scenes I was yelling NOOO at my TV hahah

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By *inkylipsWoman
44 weeks ago

Debauchery

"I can’t say this has ever entered my brain….. maybe I’m just to vanilla

You better not be!

Never said I wouldn’t though

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By *imply DeeWoman
44 weeks ago

Wherever

"Thanks for the spoilers.

I mean maybe don't click on a thread titled Saltburn THE SCENES then if you didn't want spoilers?

Of course, silly me.

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By *ad NannaWoman
44 weeks ago

East London

All the bathwater?

And, does it have soap suds in too?

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By *ake_or_deathMan
44 weeks ago

Manchester

Is it just water in the bath though? Has it got soap or bath bombs in it? Because that would make drinking it a really bad idea.

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By *ad NannaWoman
44 weeks ago

East London

If men had periods I would.

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By *ad NannaWoman
44 weeks ago

East London

"Is it just water in the bath though? Has it got soap or bath bombs in it? Because that would make drinking it a really bad idea."

Exactly. Who drinks Radox water

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
44 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

If I man won’t go down on my when I’m on I accept it but I do kinda feel sad. There’s something so primal about a guy’s face streaked in blood, and something so intense about knowing he wants me that much

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
44 weeks ago

Leeds

I was thinking of Saltburn the place, it's beautiful, however the ones you've suggested Brucey a bit fat no to both.

Mrs

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By *bw44DDWoman
44 weeks ago

Nottingham

I noticed you didn’t add the grave scene

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By *uckowskiMan
44 weeks ago

edinburgh

Thats a big double negative.

But did love the movie.

Barry Keoghan is just a fucking splendid actor. Like he's just utterly spectacular.

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By *ruceyy OP Man
44 weeks ago

London

"I can’t say this has ever entered my brain….. maybe I’m just to vanilla

You better not be!

Never said I wouldn’t though

I want sex with you so much

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By *agneto.Man
44 weeks ago

Bham

It's a no to both for me.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
44 weeks ago

Essex

I honestly didn’t see the big fuss in those scenes.

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By *ymAndIcedCoffeeWoman
44 weeks ago

Worcester

10 & 10

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By *he ass man 666Man
44 weeks ago

paradise city

"On a scale of one to ten how much would you...

Drink the bathwater of your crush after they masturbated in it?

Go down on your friends hot sister while she is on her period?

Big 0 out of 10 from me

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

"Zero for both.."

And me.

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

"I noticed you didn’t add the grave scene

I mean that was THE scene for me.. Wtf

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By *utterfly64Woman
44 weeks ago

Raynes Park

Damn it. I don’t have Amazon prime so can’t watch this much talked about film!

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By *ripfillMan
44 weeks ago

havant

Great film in lots of ways but to drink scummy bath water …. Yuk

Gag reflex !!! Comes to mind …

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By *estarossa.Woman
44 weeks ago

Flagrante

Both of those were eeww moments but as part of the film, made sense.

I rated the film itself highly, and enjoyed the dance scene at the end!

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By *ripfillMan
44 weeks ago

havant

Great film in lots of ways but to drink scummy bath water …. Yuk

Gag reflex !!! Comes to mind …

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By *ools and the brainCouple
44 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Probably wait a couple of years and then watch it.

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By *ewcatWoman
44 weeks ago

Berkshire

Bath water no.

Oral and sex during period, yes many times. Not sure why it’s taboo. It’s not necessarily something I’d do with a new person but with partners sure.

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By *ruceyy OP Man
44 weeks ago

London

"I noticed you didn’t add the grave scene

I mean that was THE scene for me.. Wtf

Never fucked a grave before? Weird!

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By *eamus1956Man
44 weeks ago

Dagenham

Got that film downloaded. I'm in 2 minds wether to watch it now

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By *uckowskiMan
44 weeks ago

edinburgh

"Got that film downloaded. I'm in 2 minds wether to watch it now

Do it man. Its good. Its not as phenomenal as the hype but Barry Keoghan in horns is worth every second of your time.

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By *abioMan
44 weeks ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

All I will say is that I didn’t realise the scene in the graveyard was entirely improvised….

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By *uckowskiMan
44 weeks ago

edinburgh

"All I will say is that I didn’t realise the scene in the graveyard was entirely improvised….

Man so much if that shit was! All Barry Keoghan! Fucking genius!!!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
44 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Well this thread has decided on my evening viewing......

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

Non. Zero.

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

"I noticed you didn’t add the grave scene

I mean that was THE scene for me.. Wtf

Never fucked a grave before? Weird!

apparently he was only cued to unzip his fly!!

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By *wisted999Man
44 weeks ago

North Bucks

Emerald did a great job with this film. Very subversive and full of clever jokes from that world (Kassiopi nod)

It brought Murder on the Dance floor back a solid Uni fave.

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

"I noticed you didn’t add the grave scene

I mean that was THE scene for me.. Wtf

Never fucked a grave before? Weird!

apparently he was only cued to unzip his fly!!

I mean I love nature, but I’ve never fucked the ground…. Who knows?

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

Zero and zero.

Although anyone who will happily wear the red beard gets my utmost respect

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

"On a scale of one to ten how much would you...

Drink the bathwater of your crush after they masturbated in it?

Go down on your friends hot sister while she is on her period?

You forgot “fucking your crushes grave”

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By *inkylipsWoman
44 weeks ago

Debauchery

"I can’t say this has ever entered my brain….. maybe I’m just to vanilla

You better not be!

Never said I wouldn’t though

I want sex with you so much

Before or after I drink your bath water

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

I'm a vampire

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By *abioMan
44 weeks ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"All I will say is that I didn’t realise the scene in the graveyard was entirely improvised….

Man so much if that shit was! All Barry Keoghan! Fucking genius!!!"

Imagine if that “take” had been left on the cutting room floor… it would have been the stuff of legend in any cinematic conversation

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By *ymAndIcedCoffeeWoman
44 weeks ago

Worcester

"All I will say is that I didn’t realise the scene in the graveyard was entirely improvised….

Man so much if that shit was! All Barry Keoghan! Fucking genius!!!

Imagine if that “take” had been left on the cutting room floor… it would have been the stuff of legend in any cinematic conversation "

I am mostly dissapointed that the Keoghan/Elordi kiss was left on the cutting room floor. Hoping someone leaks it one day!

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By *ruceyy OP Man
44 weeks ago

London

"I can’t say this has ever entered my brain….. maybe I’m just to vanilla

You better not be!

Never said I wouldn’t though

I want sex with you so much

Before or after I drink your bath water

Erm....both?

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

"I noticed you didn’t add the grave scene

I mean that was THE scene for me.. Wtf

Never fucked a grave before? Weird!

apparently he was only cued to unzip his fly!!

I mean I love nature, but I’ve never fucked the ground…. Who knows?

Give it a go!! You might never need another woman

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By *stellaWoman
44 weeks ago

London

Watched it last night.

Barry Keoghan Is sexy as.

So would.

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

"On a scale of one to ten how much would you...

Drink the bathwater of your crush after they masturbated in it?

Go down on your friends hot sister while she is on her period?

You forgot “fucking your crushes grave”"

It wasn't a crush tho was it - it was more like a cuckoo displacing the rightful family

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

"I can’t say this has ever entered my brain….. maybe I’m just to vanilla

You better not be!

Never said I wouldn’t though

I want sex with you so much

Before or after I drink your bath water

What if they peed in it?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
44 weeks ago

Essex

"I can’t say this has ever entered my brain….. maybe I’m just to vanilla

You better not be!

Never said I wouldn’t though

I want sex with you so much

Before or after I drink your bath water

What if they peed in it? "

Or Saltburned in it

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

"I can’t say this has ever entered my brain….. maybe I’m just to vanilla

You better not be!

Never said I wouldn’t though

I want sex with you so much

Before or after I drink your bath water

What if they peed in it?

Or Saltburned in it"

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
44 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

"I'm a vampire

We should talk

hehe

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By *inkylipsWoman
44 weeks ago

Debauchery

"I can’t say this has ever entered my brain….. maybe I’m just to vanilla

You better not be!

Never said I wouldn’t though

I want sex with you so much

Before or after I drink your bath water

What if they peed in it? "

Watersports is one of my kinks, I’m pretty sure me rimming is worse than a bit of urine (

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
44 weeks ago

Home

That would be a nope

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By *jorkishMan
44 weeks ago

Seaforth

Yuck

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By *isterPepperMan
44 weeks ago

Central Swindon

What a good film that was.

A no to the first but I definitely have done the second thing so…

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By *aturefunswTV/TS
44 weeks ago

bristol

"On a scale of one to ten how much would you...

Drink the bathwater of your crush after they masturbated in it?

Go down on your friends hot sister while she is on her period?

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By *aturefunswTV/TS
44 weeks ago

bristol

Seduce the mother - 9

Seduce best friend - 8

Wank on grave - 0

Dance naked to Murder on Dance Floor - 10

It’s certainly a film you don’t forget !

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By *aleakalaMan
44 weeks ago

Perth Australia

Film wasn't even on my radar but is now.

I'd do both.

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By *each_PittWoman
44 weeks ago

Belfast

He really is! He's looks so tiny in this film. I'd never noticed it before. I wonder was it set up to just look that way. He's 5'8" that's not short ... or is it?

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