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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So, I'm just asking if anyone has any advice, comments or tips.

But basically whenever I wank myself off I either cum quick or take ages, but it seems to be when in lying down that it is quicker to standing up. So is there a way to increase the time it takes for me to cum overall and not end so quick?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm stop wanking, simples really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wank slower. simplez!

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Just think of Jacqui Stallone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wank over most of the women on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could get a numbing sprat if you cum too quickly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just think of Jacqui Stallone. "

*shudders*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wank over most of the women on here"
harsh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wank over most of the women on here"

Clearly a single male who doesn't want any meets in the near future?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wank over most of the women on here

Clearly a single male who doesn't want any meets in the near future?! "
and if he did...............

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

The N.H.S. are offering £5.50 a time for sperm donations.

Which would make that old sock under your bed worth about nine grand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just think of Jacqui Stallone. "

Think of Jacqui with a strap on!!!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

If you sit on your cock until it goes numb it will feel like you are wanking someone else.

I think I got that right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The N.H.S. are offering £5.50 a time for sperm donations.

Which would make that old sock under your bed worth about nine grand.

"

ROFL!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The N.H.S. are offering £5.50 a time for sperm donations.

Which would make that old sock under your bed worth about nine grand.

ROFL! "

May aswell get paid for something I like!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just think of Jacqui Stallone. "

Just tried that. Think I need an injection now, it's shrivelled up so much...

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"Wank over most of the women on here"

So how you doing for meets mate?

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"If you sit on your cock until it goes numb it will feel like you are wanking someone else.

I think I got that right "

No no. It's if you get someone else to do it with their left hand it feels like somebody else different is doing it.

I think...

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"If you sit on your cock until it goes numb it will feel like you are wanking someone else.

I think I got that right

No no. It's if you get someone else to do it with their left hand it feels like somebody else different is doing it.

I think... "

I once sat on my cornflakes until they went numb and when I ate them it felt like they were someone else's cornflakes.

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

What did the horney Toad say to the Frog.

RUBIT..RUBIT.

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

If you are right handed and you masturbate with your left for a change,

are you being unfaithful?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So what ?

No one is looking (hopefully)

But if it's that much of a worry, you could always let me do it for ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wank over most of the women on here"

am i the only woman tht thinks thts funny? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you sit on your cock until it goes numb it will feel like you are wanking someone else.

I think I got that right "

Its surposed to be your hand that you sit on until becomes numb lol

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"If you sit on your cock until it goes numb it will feel like you are wanking someone else.

I think I got that right

Its surposed to be your hand that you sit on until becomes numb lol "

Ah right yes that's it.

Also if you sit on your head until it goes numb and then give head it feels like someone else is performing oral sex on someone.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"If you sit on your cock until it goes numb it will feel like you are wanking someone else.

I think I got that right

Its surposed to be your hand that you sit on until becomes numb lol

Ah right yes that's it.

Also if you sit on your head until it goes numb and then give head it feels like someone else is performing oral sex on someone."

I tried your 'someone elses cornflakes' tip by sitting on a Toblerone last night. I am not a happy time-traveler this morning

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"If you sit on your cock until it goes numb it will feel like you are wanking someone else.

I think I got that right

Its surposed to be your hand that you sit on until becomes numb lol

Ah right yes that's it.

Also if you sit on your head until it goes numb and then give head it feels like someone else is performing oral sex on someone.

I tried your 'someone elses cornflakes' tip by sitting on a Toblerone last night. I am not a happy time-traveler this morning "

Oops! Sorry other me. I should have mentioned not sitting on 'melty' things.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"If you sit on your cock until it goes numb it will feel like you are wanking someone else.

I think I got that right

Its surposed to be your hand that you sit on until becomes numb lol

Ah right yes that's it.

Also if you sit on your head until it goes numb and then give head it feels like someone else is performing oral sex on someone.

I tried your 'someone elses cornflakes' tip by sitting on a Toblerone last night. I am not a happy time-traveler this morning

Oops! Sorry other me. I should have mentioned not sitting on 'melty' things. "

It was a giant one. It was the before it melted bit that was the major issue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you sit on your cock until it goes numb it will feel like you are wanking someone else.

I think I got that right

Its surposed to be your hand that you sit on until becomes numb lol

Ah right yes that's it.

Also if you sit on your head until it goes numb and then give head it feels like someone else is performing oral sex on someone.

I tried your 'someone elses cornflakes' tip by sitting on a Toblerone last night. I am not a happy time-traveler this morning

Oops! Sorry other me. I should have mentioned not sitting on 'melty' things.

It was a giant one. It was the before it melted bit that was the major issue "

Surprised anything got past that suit

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"If you sit on your cock until it goes numb it will feel like you are wanking someone else.

I think I got that right

Its surposed to be your hand that you sit on until becomes numb lol

Ah right yes that's it.

Also if you sit on your head until it goes numb and then give head it feels like someone else is performing oral sex on someone.

I tried your 'someone elses cornflakes' tip by sitting on a Toblerone last night. I am not a happy time-traveler this morning

Oops! Sorry other me. I should have mentioned not sitting on 'melty' things.

It was a giant one. It was the before it melted bit that was the major issue "

Ouchy!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"If you sit on your cock until it goes numb it will feel like you are wanking someone else.

I think I got that right

Its surposed to be your hand that you sit on until becomes numb lol

Ah right yes that's it.

Also if you sit on your head until it goes numb and then give head it feels like someone else is performing oral sex on someone.

I tried your 'someone elses cornflakes' tip by sitting on a Toblerone last night. I am not a happy time-traveler this morning

Oops! Sorry other me. I should have mentioned not sitting on 'melty' things.

It was a giant one. It was the before it melted bit that was the major issue

Surprised anything got past that suit "

I was only in my mauve pants of masterbation... they aren't mauve now

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By *anSusieCouple
over a year ago

Midlothian


"Wank over most of the women on here

am i the only woman tht thinks thts funny? lol "

No lol since he clearly states: he got a wicked off the wall acerbic wit....

(susie)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you sit on your cock until it goes numb it will feel like you are wanking someone else.

I think I got that right

Its surposed to be your hand that you sit on until becomes numb lol

Ah right yes that's it.

Also if you sit on your head until it goes numb and then give head it feels like someone else is performing oral sex on someone.

I tried your 'someone elses cornflakes' tip by sitting on a Toblerone last night. I am not a happy time-traveler this morning

Oops! Sorry other me. I should have mentioned not sitting on 'melty' things.

It was a giant one. It was the before it melted bit that was the major issue

Surprised anything got past that suit

I was only in my mauve pants of masterbation... they aren't mauve now "

dare not ask what colour they are now , I've just eaten

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