FabSwingers.com forum: You're at the gym

By (user no longer on site) OP
44 weeks ago

And it's only you and another person right next to you on the treadmills.

You smell a fart and it wasn't you. What would you do?

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By *offiaCoolWoman
44 weeks ago

Kidsgrove

Move to another piece of equipment at the other side of the room.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
44 weeks ago

North West

Wonder why I was on a treadmill

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
44 weeks ago

chichester

"And it's only you and another person right next to you on the treadmills.

You smell a fart and it wasn't you. What would you do?

Tell them they have dropped something

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By *ingle ex cuckMan
44 weeks ago

chester

Put the fan on our gym treadmills have fans

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By *ymAndIcedCoffeeWoman
44 weeks ago

Worcester

I'd be a bit worried at the fact that I was on a treadmill for some reason.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
44 weeks ago

"Move to another piece of equipment at the other side of the room."

But what if you're nearly 4km into a 5km run and you're on course to have your best time ever?

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By *erry bull1Man
44 weeks ago

doncaster

Run faster to get away from it

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By *onameyet2Man
44 weeks ago

chorley

Take a deep breath and carry on

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By *aizyWoman
44 weeks ago

west midlands

"Wonder why I was on a treadmill

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

Everyone farts in the gym?

I’d probably chuckle and crack on.

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By *onameyet2Man
44 weeks ago

chorley

Allow myself to move back slightly and check for follow through

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By *offiaCoolWoman
44 weeks ago

Kidsgrove

"Move to another piece of equipment at the other side of the room.

But what if you're nearly 4km into a 5km run and you're on course to have your best time ever?"

Would never happen, I haven't got a competitive bone in my body. I'd just move.

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By *agneto.Man
44 weeks ago

Bham

Probably just give them a disproving look.

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By *rpeggioCouple
44 weeks ago

Baughurst

Breathe through my mouth, so I can't smell it.

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By *olfandtazCouple
44 weeks ago

Bristol

Have a heart attack that I actually made it to the gym! Let alone get on a treadmill

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

This happened the other day, I call it a drive by. Filthy behaviour.

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By *bflirtyCouple
44 weeks ago

Milton Keynes

Fart back harder. It’s the gym, everything’s a competition

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By *ackformore100Man
44 weeks ago

Tin town

"And it's only you and another person right next to you on the treadmills.

You smell a fart and it wasn't you. What would you do?

Nothing. We all do it. Apart from women obviously.

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

probably laugh and ask if they just turned on the turbocharger

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By *ools and the brainCouple
44 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Drop one myself and overpower their stench, carry on running smugly

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By *aseylee324Couple
44 weeks ago

Valley of Squinting Windows

I knew it was a good decision to stay away

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By *ascaIMan
44 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

I’d be flattered that they feel comfortable enough to fart in front of me.

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

Get a boner.

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By *zeroMan
44 weeks ago

Glasgow

Keep running. I probably smell funny running on the treadmill too.

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By *lueLotusWoman
44 weeks ago

the wilderness

"Get a boner."

Haha yuck

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
44 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Move to the best machine the vending machine

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

Kick myself for not bringing an empty jar with me

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By *hrek101Man
44 weeks ago

Herts

Ask her to pull my finger

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By *hriscooperMan
44 weeks ago

Warrington

Fart to and say "right back at cha" haha.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
44 weeks ago

"And it's only you and another person right next to you on the treadmills.

You smell a fart and it wasn't you. What would you do?

Nothing. We all do it. Apart from women obviously. "

It was a woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

Fart harder to assert dominance!

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By *ackformore100Man
44 weeks ago

Tin town

"And it's only you and another person right next to you on the treadmills.

You smell a fart and it wasn't you. What would you do?

Nothing. We all do it. Apart from women obviously.

It was a woman.

Now we know it's not true. Women's farts smell? Who ever heard such nonsense.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
44 weeks ago

Southampton

"And it's only you and another person right next to you on the treadmills.

You smell a fart and it wasn't you. What would you do?

Nothing. We all do it. Apart from women obviously.

It was a woman.

Now we know it's not true. Women's farts smell? Who ever heard such nonsense. "

Oh! I'm not a woman then !!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
44 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Suck it up, buttercup

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By *adbod2godbodMan
44 weeks ago

Manchester

Turn to them and just utter "dude" then carry on. Drop one myself and become best friends if they say "dude" to me

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By *inkygentkentMan
44 weeks ago

Maidstone

"And it's only you and another person right next to you on the treadmills.

You smell a fart and it wasn't you. What would you do?

Nothing. We all do it. Apart from women obviously.

It was a woman.

Now we know it's not true. Women's farts smell? Who ever heard such nonsense.

Oh! I'm not a woman then !!

Tease

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
44 weeks ago

Southampton

"And it's only you and another person right next to you on the treadmills.

You smell a fart and it wasn't you. What would you do?

Nothing. We all do it. Apart from women obviously.

It was a woman.

Now we know it's not true. Women's farts smell? Who ever heard such nonsense.

Oh! I'm not a woman then !!

Tease

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By *mf123Man
44 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Give them a wwe pitstop in revenge

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

Twist and release one myself

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

Just carry on with my own workout. It's just a smell.

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

First of all I’m not at the gym.

But if I were and this happened, I’m laughing and I’m saying EWWWWW BRO.

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

"First of all I’m not at the gym.

But if I were and this happened, I’m laughing and I’m saying EWWWWW BRO. "

Especially if he’s a [redacted] head

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