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By *ool Couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Richmond

Happens every day

Get an email on here - ' Im free to meet and can be there in 40 mins"

Reply, 'interested , are you ok with what we are doing?'

Reply is unanswered for 4 days,

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

What are you doing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where is the humour in this!!!!!!

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
over a year ago

Hell

Completely devoid of humour, just like half the people on fab.

Good show, OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4days? … amateur numbers.

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By *ool Couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Richmond

maybe I didn't write it well, lol. the person who says they can meet straight away then never answers the reply - its kinda funny

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By *ool Couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Richmond

maybe I didn't write it well, lol. the person who says they can meet straight away then never answers the reply - its kinda funny

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By *ool Couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Richmond

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yeah i called the bluff of about 5 meet nows one night... Some of them went UNLOS!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here’s a good one I had once from a couple.

“ My wife likes what she sees and we have been let down for tonight’s meet”

I am ok I don’t usually do that but you are well verified meet me at the train station in your village , just to be in on the safe side.

“Ok that sounds good can you be here in an hour”?

I reply I need a shower and it will take me at least an hour and half to get to you!!

“Well that’s no good we need you here asap, thanks for wasting our time”

What the fuck???

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

Copied from forum rules..

Private mail should stay private

Please don't post private mail to the forums no matter how idiotic/funny it may be. It is strictly against site rules

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Copied from forum rules..

Private mail should stay private

Please don't post private mail to the forums no matter how idiotic/funny it may be. It is strictly against site rules"

Ahhh ok I guess I am included in this, it was a long time ago I mean years.

But I am new back on here but I have taken note of this warning. Thanks

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
over a year ago

Hell

"Copied from forum rules..

Private mail should stay private

Please don't post private mail to the forums no matter how idiotic/funny it may be. It is strictly against site rules

Ahhh ok I guess I am included in this, it was a long time ago I mean years.

But I am new back on here but I have taken note of this warning. Thanks "

GET IN THE NAUGHTY CORNER

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"Copied from forum rules..

Private mail should stay private

Please don't post private mail to the forums no matter how idiotic/funny it may be. It is strictly against site rules

Ahhh ok I guess I am included in this, it was a long time ago I mean years.

But I am new back on here but I have taken note of this warning. Thanks "

It depends who is moderating at the time whether you get the naughty step to be fair

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By *ool Couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Richmond

that's unfair - probably not a real meet

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By *ool Couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Richmond

that's fair , no private mail was harmed in the making of this story

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By *ool Couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Richmond

really? I don't think you have broken any rules here

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By *rRiosMan
over a year ago

dublin

"Copied from forum rules..

Private mail should stay private

Please don't post private mail to the forums no matter how idiotic/funny it may be. It is strictly against site rules"

What about paraphrasing private mails? Or alluding to content?

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"Copied from forum rules..

Private mail should stay private

Please don't post private mail to the forums no matter how idiotic/funny it may be. It is strictly against site rules

What about paraphrasing private mails? Or alluding to content? "

Not my rules, I said COPIED from forum rules.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Copied from forum rules..

Private mail should stay private

Please don't post private mail to the forums no matter how idiotic/funny it may be. It is strictly against site rules

Ahhh ok I guess I am included in this, it was a long time ago I mean years.

But I am new back on here but I have taken note of this warning. Thanks

GET IN THE NAUGHTY CORNER"

Yes Mistress

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By *izandpaulCouple
over a year ago

merseyside

I love the ones when on holiday asking to meet up later that day as they too are in the same resort but sadly they don't realise that on "see who's near" they are 1000 miles away.

I love to say, get around here this afternoon, I'll be naked and waiting.

Suddenly they don't seem so interested or say they will be a bit late.

Sadly, when I ask how they can cover 1000 miles in an hour, no response.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Copied from forum rules..

Private mail should stay private

Please don't post private mail to the forums no matter how idiotic/funny it may be. It is strictly against site rules"

Hahaha

Narrator - woody begins to (do something the website won’t let me type) on his drink….

Can this please be a sticky in the forum???

We literally have threats which ask what are the weirdest messages we have, and everyone posts in it.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

I've had people tell me they're available for a meet I've put up... So I reply and then they're off line for the next week, when they come back on they still don't reply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy messaged saying how he liked my pics. I replied politely saying no. He said I wasn't in his league with my saggy boobs! I did chortle at that.

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By *olfandtazCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"A guy messaged saying how he liked my pics. I replied politely saying no. He said I wasn't in his league with my saggy boobs! I did chortle at that.

We see nothing wrong with your boobs

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"A guy messaged saying how he liked my pics. I replied politely saying no. He said I wasn't in his league with my saggy boobs! I did chortle at that.

What question did he ask you?

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

"A guy messaged saying how he liked my pics. I replied politely saying no. He said I wasn't in his league with my saggy boobs! I did chortle at that.

That’s so odd your boobs are great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy messaged saying how he liked my pics. I replied politely saying no. He said I wasn't in his league with my saggy boobs! I did chortle at that.

We see nothing wrong with your boobs "

Very kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You got jokes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy messaged saying how he liked my pics. I replied politely saying no. He said I wasn't in his league with my saggy boobs! I did chortle at that.

What question did he ask you?"

FAF, the usual.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"that's fair , no private mail was harmed in the making of this story"

I can sign a contract to confirm that no private messages were harmed

I am recounting a conversation from 10 years ago and my memory is sketchy at best

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By *anJenny 181Couple
over a year ago

Preston

Getting ghosted and let down is all part of the fab fun and games

Don't take it all to serious folks because in-between all those wannabe studs is a fine specimen of a man

who is going to make the lady squirt like a fire hydrant on full pressure

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