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"A whole block?! " With a steak knife. The shame | |||
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"No, but the toilet would be my best friend today " Way ahead of you. | |||
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"no crackers,," Not even a crumb. | |||
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"Did you have pickle with it?" He wasn’t available  | |||
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"Eat a block of extra mature when we got in from a boozy lunch late last night. Am I going to die?" 200g? - Respect 400g? - Cheese Lord (Lady?) - I bow to you. 1kg+? - Fucking hell - you're mental and your ass will hate you for days. | |||
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"Did you have pickle with it? He wasn’t available "Proper ruined my joke this. Was gonna make a steve joke. | |||
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"No. You’ll just have nightmares for a fortnight but you’ll be ok. You’ve got this! " Thank you for your reassurance  | |||
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"Die from what?" Some kind of internal cheese related complication. It feels like it’s trying to kill me. | |||
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"Eat a block of extra mature when we got in from a boozy lunch late last night. Am I going to die? 200g? - Respect 400g? - Cheese Lord (Lady?) - I bow to you. 1kg+? - Fucking hell - you're mental and your ass will hate you for days." It was just the 200g thankfully. | |||
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"Did you have pickle with it? He wasn’t available
Proper ruined my joke this. Was gonna make a steve joke. "You have our sympathy. | |||
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"Eek, my gouty toe is already playing up at the mere thought of it. I love cheese but cheese doesn’t love me "This lady understands. | |||
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"We the keto people applaud you. You will live, long and prosper!" Feeling the love. Live long and prosper too  | |||
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"Eat a block of extra mature when we got in from a boozy lunch late last night. Am I going to die? 200g? - Respect 400g? - Cheese Lord (Lady?) - I bow to you. 1kg+? - Fucking hell - you're mental and your ass will hate you for days. It was just the 200g thankfully. " 200g, you’re a rank amateur, that’s just cheese snack. You’ll be fine, look on it as a taster session for more serious cheese consumption.  | |||
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"Eat a block of extra mature when we got in from a boozy lunch late last night. Am I going to die?" Is your stomach churning? | |||
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"Eat a block of extra mature when we got in from a boozy lunch late last night. Am I going to die? 200g? - Respect 400g? - Cheese Lord (Lady?) - I bow to you. 1kg+? - Fucking hell - you're mental and your ass will hate you for days. It was just the 200g thankfully. 200g, you’re a rank amateur, that’s just cheese snack. You’ll be fine, look on it as a taster session for more serious cheese consumption. "Never again. | |||
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"Eat a block of extra mature when we got in from a boozy lunch late last night. Am I going to die? Is your stomach churning?" It’s actually starting to feel butter now. | |||
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"Eat a block of extra mature when we got in from a boozy lunch late last night. Am I going to die? Is your stomach churning? It’s actually starting to feel butter now." I'm glad to hear it. Just wish I could give you a big curdle x | |||
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"A whole block?! With a steak knife. The shame" You ate a steak knife as well? | |||
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"Eat a block of extra mature when we got in from a boozy lunch late last night. Am I going to die?" I love you  | |||
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"Eat a block of extra mature when we got in from a boozy lunch late last night. Am I going to die?" yes can imagine all them chemicals welling around your already dodgy stomach  | |||
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"A whole block?! With a steak knife. The shame You ate a steak knife as well? " It did feel that way earlier. | |||
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"Die from what?" The cheese related shame. T | |||
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"Eat a block of extra mature when we got in from a boozy lunch late last night. Am I going to die? I love you "You do? Well that’s taken my mind off the cheese | |||
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"Eat a block of extra mature when we got in from a boozy lunch late last night. Am I going to die?yes can imagine all them chemicals welling around your already dodgy stomach "How long do I have? | |||
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"Die from what? The cheese related shame. T" So much shame. | |||
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"Eat a block of extra mature when we got in from a boozy lunch late last night. Am I going to die?yes can imagine all them chemicals welling around your already dodgy stomach
How long do I have?"I'd say a week unless you can climb into your chubb freezer | |||
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"Read thread, now I want cheese. Shrugs." I'm heading to the fridge now. And I have crackers...... 200g? Those are rookie numbers!  | |||
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"Read thread, now I want cheese. Shrugs. I'm heading to the fridge now. And I have crackers...... 200g? Those are rookie numbers! "I didn’t like to say, but I can cane a 200g without thinking about it - and now I’m concerned that I’d feel no shame either! What did ya get? I’ve got some Brie, cheddar and Wensleydale with cranberries on the go now! | |||
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"Did you buy it recently or was it fromages ago? "That was so bad it was beautiful  . | |||
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"Read thread, now I want cheese. Shrugs. I'm heading to the fridge now. And I have crackers...... 200g? Those are rookie numbers!
I didn’t like to say, but I can cane a 200g without thinking about it - and now I’m concerned that I’d feel no shame either!
What did ya get? I’ve got some Brie, cheddar and Wensleydale with cranberries on the go now! "Extra mature cheddar. A 400g block and a Bix of crackers. Plus some half coated chocolate cookies to balance the flavours.....  | |||
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"Read thread, now I want cheese. Shrugs. I'm heading to the fridge now. And I have crackers...... 200g? Those are rookie numbers!
I didn’t like to say, but I can cane a 200g without thinking about it - and now I’m concerned that I’d feel no shame either!
What did ya get? I’ve got some Brie, cheddar and Wensleydale with cranberries on the go now!
Extra mature cheddar. A 400g block and a Bix of crackers. Plus some half coated chocolate cookies to balance the flavours..... "I mean I knew I liked you but, yep - you did good, man. Enjoy! | |||
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"Has anyone checked on OP today yet? " He's still alive. Think the cheese has made him a bit odd though - he's uncharacteristically soft today with the use of 'my love' etc. I think that amount of cheese has fucked with his brain. Shame really, he was a good one. | |||
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"Has anyone checked on OP today yet? " It's so Gouda you to be worried | |||
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"Has anyone checked on OP today yet? " She's alive but she's had a meltdown | |||
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"Has anyone checked on OP today yet? She's alive but she's had a meltdown" (You know we're all desperately trying to work another cheese gag in here ) | |||
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"Has anyone checked on OP today yet? " He's swaying gently in the Brie-ze | |||
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"Sam, did you survive? " Alive and well | |||
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"Sam, did you survive? Alive and well "Such mixed feelings. 1) Happy OP is well 2) Where's the ongoing jeopardy and drama now though? | |||
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