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By *stella OP   Woman
45 weeks ago

London

A thread for 47yr olds.

I’ll allow a two year either way waiver.

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By *elix SightedMan
45 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Oo oo oo me!! I’m 47 innit!!

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By *illy IdolMan
45 weeks ago

Midlands

Finally a thread for me. Hello, Estella

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By *eroLondonMan
45 weeks ago

Covent Garden

I'm sort of there. What now?

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

Only 4 months left of bring 47

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By *stella OP   Woman
45 weeks ago

London


"Oo oo oo me!! I’m 47 innit!! "

Welcome fellow middle ager.

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By *stella OP   Woman
45 weeks ago

London


"Finally a thread for me. Hello, Estella"

Hey Willy! Nice evening?

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By *rMojoRisinMan
45 weeks ago

Sheffield

I was 47 once…

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By *stella OP   Woman
45 weeks ago

London


"I'm sort of there. What now?"

Dance for me!

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By *aizyWoman
45 weeks ago

west midlands

I'm nearly there, what do I win?

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By *stella OP   Woman
45 weeks ago

London


"Only 4 months left of bring 47"

You’re still in!

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By *agicfingers1Man
45 weeks ago

near Brighton


"A thread for 47yr olds.

I’ll allow a two year either way waiver. "

I'm just inside the waiver

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By *stella OP   Woman
45 weeks ago

London


"I was 47 once…"

Get out!

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago


"Only 4 months left of bring 47

You’re still in!"

Nope I'm out

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By *olfandtazCouple
45 weeks ago

Bristol

47 this year...already living my midlife crisis lol

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By *stella OP   Woman
45 weeks ago

London


"I'm nearly there, what do I win?"

My condolences.

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By *stella OP   Woman
45 weeks ago

London


"A thread for 47yr olds.

I’ll allow a two year either way waiver.

I'm just inside the waiver "

In on a technicality.

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By *rMojoRisinMan
45 weeks ago

Sheffield


"I was 47 once…

Get out!"

So mean *sniff

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By *elix SightedMan
45 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"Oo oo oo me!! I’m 47 innit!!

Welcome fellow middle ager."

I baulked at this but I think 94 would be a good innings, provided I’ve still got all me marbles

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By *ildbillkidMan
45 weeks ago

where the road goes on forever

Think I'm past my by use date

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By *stella OP   Woman
45 weeks ago

London


"Only 4 months left of bring 47

You’re still in!

Nope I'm out "

It’s not the flipping Hokey Cokey!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
45 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Only another 5 years to wait.

I'll just sit in the corner and wank until then.

Mrs TMN x

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By *ellhungvweMan
45 weeks ago

Cheltenham

I will take a one year waiver.

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By *stella OP   Woman
45 weeks ago

London


"47 this year...already living my midlife crisis lol "

Word. I feel ya.

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By *stella OP   Woman
45 weeks ago

London


"I was 47 once…

Get out!

So mean *sniff"

It’s tough love.

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By *agicfingers1Man
45 weeks ago

near Brighton


"A thread for 47yr olds.

I’ll allow a two year either way waiver.

I'm just inside the waiver

In on a technicality. "

I'll take that lol

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By *aizyWoman
45 weeks ago

west midlands


"I'm nearly there, what do I win?

My condolences. "

Thank you I need them

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By *affron40Woman
45 weeks ago

manchester

47

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By *ackformore100Man
45 weeks ago

Tin town


"A thread for 47yr olds.

I’ll allow a two year either way waiver. "

I identify as 47 tonight

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By *stella OP   Woman
45 weeks ago

London


"Oo oo oo me!! I’m 47 innit!!

Welcome fellow middle ager.

I baulked at this but I think 94 would be a good innings, provided I’ve still got all me marbles"

I don’t think I have all my marbles currently!

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By *rMojoRisinMan
45 weeks ago

Sheffield


"I was 47 once…

Get out!

So mean *sniff

It’s tough love. "

It’s ageist discrimination, meanie

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By *stella OP   Woman
45 weeks ago

London


"Think I'm past my by use date"

It’s just for this thread. I still love ya.

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By *stella OP   Woman
45 weeks ago

London


"Only another 5 years to wait.

I'll just sit in the corner and wank until then.

Mrs TMN x"

Allowed.

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By *illy IdolMan
45 weeks ago

Midlands


"Finally a thread for me. Hello, Estella

Hey Willy! Nice evening?"

Lovely evening thanks. Went round a friends house for a takeaway curry

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By *stella OP   Woman
45 weeks ago

London


"I will take a one year waiver."

Oh goody!

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By *stella OP   Woman
45 weeks ago

London


"47 "

Yassssss!

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By *eroLondonMan
45 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"I'm sort of there. What now?

Dance for me!"

On the mahogany boardroom table??

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By *stella OP   Woman
45 weeks ago

London


"A thread for 47yr olds.

I’ll allow a two year either way waiver.

I identify as 47 tonight"

Nope. Disallowed.

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By *stella OP   Woman
45 weeks ago

London


"Finally a thread for me. Hello, Estella

Hey Willy! Nice evening?

Lovely evening thanks. Went round a friends house for a takeaway curry"

Oooh jolly nice!

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By *stella OP   Woman
45 weeks ago

London


"I'm sort of there. What now?

Dance for me!

On the mahogany boardroom table?? "

Always.

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By *illy IdolMan
45 weeks ago

Midlands


"Only another 5 years to wait.

I'll just sit in the corner and wank until then.

Mrs TMN x"

Why are you wanking when you have a partner?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
45 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Only another 5 years to wait.

I'll just sit in the corner and wank until then.

Mrs TMN x

Why are you wanking when you have a partner?"

Not a serious question, surely?

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By *stella OP   Woman
45 weeks ago

London


"Only another 5 years to wait.

I'll just sit in the corner and wank until then.

Mrs TMN x

Why are you wanking when you have a partner?"

Over you. We all are, Willy.

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By *heGateKeeperMan
45 weeks ago

Stratford

Its a good thing I like my women how I like my cheese……extra mature

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By *stella OP   Woman
45 weeks ago

London


"Its a good thing I like my women how I like my cheese……extra mature "

I sulk like an immature brat tho. Get out!

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By *eroLondonMan
45 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"I'm sort of there. What now?

Dance for me!

On the mahogany boardroom table??

·

Always. "

I dance more competently with a dance partner..

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By *heGateKeeperMan
45 weeks ago

Stratford


"Its a good thing I like my women how I like my cheese……extra mature

I sulk like an immature brat tho. Get out!"

Bring it in baby girl

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By *elix SightedMan
45 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"I'm nearly there, what do I win?"

Sexy time with a veteran 47 year old

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By *stella OP   Woman
45 weeks ago

London


"Its a good thing I like my women how I like my cheese……extra mature

I sulk like an immature brat tho. Get out!

Bring it in baby girl "

I’m in two minds about this reply. I’m torn.

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By *orny-DJMan
45 weeks ago

Leigh-on-Sea

Bollocks

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By *stella OP   Woman
45 weeks ago

London


"Bollocks "

You win some, you lose some.

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By *illy IdolMan
45 weeks ago

Midlands


"Only another 5 years to wait.

I'll just sit in the corner and wank until then.

Mrs TMN x

Why are you wanking when you have a partner?

Over you. We all are, Willy. "

Why wank, when you both could have the real thing...

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By *stella OP   Woman
45 weeks ago

London


"Only another 5 years to wait.

I'll just sit in the corner and wank until then.

Mrs TMN x

Why are you wanking when you have a partner?

Over you. We all are, Willy.

Why wank, when you both could have the real thing... "

You better be being serious.

I’m taking this as a written contract!

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By *heGateKeeperMan
45 weeks ago

Stratford


"Its a good thing I like my women how I like my cheese……extra mature

I sulk like an immature brat tho. Get out!

Bring it in baby girl

I’m in two minds about this reply. I’m torn. "

Like Spike Lee said, ‘Do The Right Thing’

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By *stella OP   Woman
45 weeks ago

London

Willy!!

Get out! You’re not the right age.

You wee fucker, you.

Gaaaaahhh.

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By *cttMan
45 weeks ago

hatfield & Cannock

I'm in.....well, what's a year out

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

I used to be 47 but got past it.

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By *stella OP   Woman
45 weeks ago

London


"Its a good thing I like my women how I like my cheese……extra mature

I sulk like an immature brat tho. Get out!

Bring it in baby girl

I’m in two minds about this reply. I’m torn.

Like Spike Lee said, ‘Do The Right Thing’ "

Are *you* the right thing?

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By *illy IdolMan
45 weeks ago

Midlands


"Willy!!

Get out! You’re not the right age.

You wee fucker, you.

Gaaaaahhh. "

Damn it!! I thought you were d*unk

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
45 weeks ago

Essex

Yay. I’m in a group

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By *reya73Woman
45 weeks ago

Whitley Bay

I loved 47..powerful time for a woman.

Here's to the 47s whoop!

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By *stella OP   Woman
45 weeks ago

London


"I'm in.....well, what's a year out "

Welcome!

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By *heGateKeeperMan
45 weeks ago

Stratford


"Yay. I’m in a group "

lol and the rest

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By *stella OP   Woman
45 weeks ago

London


"I used to be 47 but got past it. "

Shoos you out!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
45 weeks ago

Essex


"Yay. I’m in a group

lol and the rest "

I hope you don’t mean I’m 47 & the rest

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By *heGateKeeperMan
45 weeks ago

Stratford


"Its a good thing I like my women how I like my cheese……extra mature

I sulk like an immature brat tho. Get out!

Bring it in baby girl

I’m in two minds about this reply. I’m torn.

Like Spike Lee said, ‘Do The Right Thing’

Are *you* the right thing?"

Brining it in and not being stubborn is the right thing. I’ll be waiting when you come to your senses

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By *stella OP   Woman
45 weeks ago

London


"Willy!!

Get out! You’re not the right age.

You wee fucker, you.

Gaaaaahhh.

Damn it!! I thought you were d*unk "

I’m now vetting everyone. I was being trusting at first.

I may have gone to see your pics to assess if I fancied ya, but would never admit that openly.

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By *heGateKeeperMan
45 weeks ago

Stratford


"Yay. I’m in a group

lol and the rest

I hope you don’t mean I’m 47 & the rest "

That’s EXACTLY what I mean

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By *stella OP   Woman
45 weeks ago

London


"Yay. I’m in a group "

Yeah you are. Welcome to the in crowd.

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By *r TriomanMan
45 weeks ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

I'm 47 and 184 months old; so thoughtful of you to make a thread for me and my kind OP

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By *eroLondonMan
45 weeks ago

Covent Garden

There's a fair few quadragenarians on this thread that I have romantic designs for. They are incredibly woo-worthy.

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By *elix SightedMan
45 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"Yay. I’m in a group "

Ooo this group is getting sexier

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
45 weeks ago

Essex


"Yay. I’m in a group

lol and the rest

I hope you don’t mean I’m 47 & the rest

That’s EXACTLY what I mean "

Blocked.

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By *stella OP   Woman
45 weeks ago

London


"I loved 47..powerful time for a woman.

Here's to the 47s whoop! "

So close. But out!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
45 weeks ago

Essex


"Yay. I’m in a group

Ooo this group is getting sexier "

I know. I noticed Nero joined as well

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By *stella OP   Woman
45 weeks ago

London


"Its a good thing I like my women how I like my cheese……extra mature

I sulk like an immature brat tho. Get out!

Bring it in baby girl

I’m in two minds about this reply. I’m torn.

Like Spike Lee said, ‘Do The Right Thing’

Are *you* the right thing?

Brining it in and not being stubborn is the right thing. I’ll be waiting when you come to your senses "

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
45 weeks ago

Essex


"Yay. I’m in a group

Yeah you are. Welcome to the in crowd. "

Whoooop

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By *heGateKeeperMan
45 weeks ago

Stratford


"Yay. I’m in a group

lol and the rest

I hope you don’t mean I’m 47 & the rest

That’s EXACTLY what I mean

Blocked."

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By *stella OP   Woman
45 weeks ago

London


"I'm 47 and 184 months old; so thoughtful of you to make a thread for me and my kind OP "

Don’t try and bedazzle me with maths. Out!

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By *stella OP   Woman
45 weeks ago

London


"There's a fair few quadragenarians on this thread that I have romantic designs for. They are incredibly woo-worthy. "

Pervert.

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By *stella OP   Woman
45 weeks ago

London


"Yay. I’m in a group

Ooo this group is getting sexier "

Oi!

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By *elix SightedMan
45 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"Yay. I’m in a group

Ooo this group is getting sexier

I know. I noticed Nero joined as well "

Ouch!! 1-0 Misty

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
45 weeks ago

Essex


"Yay. I’m in a group

Ooo this group is getting sexier

I know. I noticed Nero joined as well

Ouch!! 1-0 Misty"

You know I always win this game

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By *ouple2playCouple
45 weeks ago

Solihull

Oh, we can both be in legitimately

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By *stella OP   Woman
45 weeks ago

London


"Oh, we can both be in legitimately "

You are in. Huzzah!

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By *illy IdolMan
45 weeks ago

Midlands


"Willy!!

Get out! You’re not the right age.

You wee fucker, you.

Gaaaaahhh.

Damn it!! I thought you were d*unk

I’m now vetting everyone. I was being trusting at first.

I may have gone to see your pics to assess if I fancied ya, but would never admit that openly. "

I appreciate your honesty. I thought I was on to a good thing there, but hey ho

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By *stella OP   Woman
45 weeks ago

London


"Willy!!

Get out! You’re not the right age.

You wee fucker, you.

Gaaaaahhh.

Damn it!! I thought you were d*unk

I’m now vetting everyone. I was being trusting at first.

I may have gone to see your pics to assess if I fancied ya, but would never admit that openly.

I appreciate your honesty. I thought I was on to a good thing there, but hey ho "

Well the conclusion was, I do. But that’s decidedly not a good thing for you.

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By *illy IdolMan
45 weeks ago

Midlands


"Willy!!

Get out! You’re not the right age.

You wee fucker, you.

Gaaaaahhh.

Damn it!! I thought you were d*unk

I’m now vetting everyone. I was being trusting at first.

I may have gone to see your pics to assess if I fancied ya, but would never admit that openly.

I appreciate your honesty. I thought I was on to a good thing there, but hey ho

Well the conclusion was, I do. But that’s decidedly not a good thing for you. "

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

Oh the temptation to comment here is just too strong

But I'm only 45.

I do wonder exactly how many women there are on the forums aged 47. I mean that's quite an interesting one.

Any other age wouldn't be any where near as interesting.

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By *elix SightedMan
45 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"Yay. I’m in a group

Ooo this group is getting sexier

I know. I noticed Nero joined as well

Ouch!! 1-0 Misty

You know I always win this game "

We need to settle it with a tiebreaker in person

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By *stella OP   Woman
45 weeks ago

London


"Oh the temptation to comment here is just too strong

But I'm only 45.

I do wonder exactly how many women there are on the forums aged 47. I mean that's quite an interesting one.

You’ve not read the OP, there’s a two year waiver - you’re in!!

Any other age wouldn't be any where near as interesting."

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
45 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Only another 5 years to wait.

I'll just sit in the corner and wank until then.

Mrs TMN x

Why are you wanking when you have a partner?

Over you. We all are, Willy.

Why wank, when you both could have the real thing... "

Cos it satisfies a different itch. Wanking and sex are two totally different things to me. Do you not wank when you have a partner?

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By *illy IdolMan
45 weeks ago

Midlands


"Only another 5 years to wait.

I'll just sit in the corner and wank until then.

Mrs TMN x

Why are you wanking when you have a partner?

Over you. We all are, Willy.

Why wank, when you both could have the real thing...

Cos it satisfies a different itch. Wanking and sex are two totally different things to me. Do you not wank when you have a partner? "

Only when we'd been arguing

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago


"Oh the temptation to comment here is just too strong

But I'm only 45.

I do wonder exactly how many women there are on the forums aged 47. I mean that's quite an interesting one.

You’ve not read the OP, there’s a two year waiver - you’re in!!

Any other age wouldn't be any where near as interesting."

Wooo!

I'm in

I don't feel 47 though.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
45 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Only another 5 years to wait.

I'll just sit in the corner and wank until then.

Mrs TMN x

Why are you wanking when you have a partner?

Over you. We all are, Willy.

Why wank, when you both could have the real thing...

Cos it satisfies a different itch. Wanking and sex are two totally different things to me. Do you not wank when you have a partner? "

Oh wait. Were you saying I could jump on your dick instead of having a wank? It's late. I'm confused.

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By *stella OP   Woman
45 weeks ago

London


"Oh the temptation to comment here is just too strong

But I'm only 45.

I do wonder exactly how many women there are on the forums aged 47. I mean that's quite an interesting one.

You’ve not read the OP, there’s a two year waiver - you’re in!!

Any other age wouldn't be any where near as interesting.

Wooo!

I'm in

I don't feel 47 though.

"

Alright calm it down young ‘un!

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By *bzcoupleCouple
45 weeks ago

Aberdeenshire

Only one of us fits this with the two year plus or minus…

… for a few more months at least until hubby catches up again!

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By *eroLondonMan
45 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"Yay. I’m in a group

Ooo this group is getting sexier

I know. I noticed Nero joined as well

Ouch!! 1-0 Misty

You know I always win this game

We need to settle it with a tiebreaker in person "

That would happen during the impending Åfternoon Teå Part II.

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By *stella OP   Woman
45 weeks ago

London


"Only one of us fits this with the two year plus or minus…

… for a few more months at least until hubby catches up again! "

I’ll allow it.

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By *illy IdolMan
45 weeks ago

Midlands


"Only another 5 years to wait.

I'll just sit in the corner and wank until then.

Mrs TMN x

Why are you wanking when you have a partner?

Over you. We all are, Willy.

Why wank, when you both could have the real thing...

Cos it satisfies a different itch. Wanking and sex are two totally different things to me. Do you not wank when you have a partner?

Oh wait. Were you saying I could jump on your dick instead of having a wank? It's late. I'm confused. "

Too bloody late now. The offer has gone

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
45 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Only another 5 years to wait.

I'll just sit in the corner and wank until then.

Mrs TMN x

Why are you wanking when you have a partner?

Over you. We all are, Willy.

Why wank, when you both could have the real thing...

Cos it satisfies a different itch. Wanking and sex are two totally different things to me. Do you not wank when you have a partner?

Oh wait. Were you saying I could jump on your dick instead of having a wank? It's late. I'm confused.

Too bloody late now. My erection has gone"

That's the kind of thing that happens past the age of 46.

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