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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

i joined fab swingers. why not give it a try. a chance to experience and being bi.

started off brilliant met great horny peeps.

not so much luck lately. just weirdos and creeps.

they send u a msg asking to meet. i say yeah come over. then they say next week.

time wasting liars. ruining fun for the rest. one even asked me to shit on his chest....

fake profikes a plenty. they so fuckin strange. just wanna chat bollocks no pics to exchange. well ill stop fuckin moaning. my rant is complette. ill start looking for someone who just wants to meeet xxxx

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By *uckowskiMan
over a year ago

edinburgh


"

i joined fab swingers. why not give it a try. a chance to experience and being bi.

started off brilliant met great horny peeps.

not so much luck lately. just weirdos and creeps.

they send u a msg asking to meet. i say yeah come over. then they say next week.

time wasting liars. ruining fun for the rest. one even asked me to shit on his chest....

fake profikes a plenty. they so fuckin strange. just wanna chat bollocks no pics to exchange. well ill stop fuckin moaning. my rant is complette. ill start looking for someone who just wants to meeet xxxx"

Very nice man!

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

That's a lovely poem

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

iv set this up fir prncess she loves a poem so knock ur selfs out see if u can impress her

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

thanks

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

I joined fab swingers to see the girls

I've seen many and gave them a twirl

But now I'm older and sex is a plenty

I've kinda backed off the sex and wenches

Its nice to get them now and then

But would be nice to meet a scottish hen

They seem so lovely at sex and things

Guess i drink to much redbull it gives you wings

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

There once was a man from Wrexham

Once upon a time he got some

Then it all turned to shit

Now he’s moaning a bit

And he’s left with his right hand to cum

Almost a poem.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I like dick

It doesn't make me sick

Unless you push too hard

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ill except it as it made me laugh lol

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By *cflirtyMan
over a year ago

Hampshire

I once saw a lady miss Misty peaks

But I know not what kind of fella she seeks

Her pics are alluring, I've peeked them a plenty

But alas I do wish I was still in my twenties.

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I joined fab to have a dab....at some fit lads....but I've realised it's just a fad.....

(I'll try again later)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

keep em coming we may get published lol lovin the poems

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

thanks for your efforts so far.

what wonderfull poets you are.

if anyone from wrexham. can get an erection.

msg me and jump in your car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once met a guy named Kev....he sure got me hot & revved....So much so I began to feel low....,,& Now my I'm all red in the bed....

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

In Wrexham he wrecks' em

Buckowski Scot wows 'em

Poor Willy is terribly silly

Mcflirty and Fred

Tug meat in their bed

Yearning for Misty and Twisty

Which leaves poor Louise

So eager to please

But Kev's on his way up to Wrexham...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

i joined fab swingers. why not give it a try. a chance to experience and being bi.

started off brilliant met great horny peeps.

not so much luck lately. just weirdos and creeps.

they send u a msg asking to meet. i say yeah come over. then they say next week.

time wasting liars. ruining fun for the rest. one even asked me to shit on his chest....

fake profikes a plenty. they so fuckin strange. just wanna chat bollocks no pics to exchange. well ill stop fuckin moaning. my rant is complette. ill start looking for someone who just wants to meeet xxxx"

Bravo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buckowski has a concertina camera dic pic I’ve never seen before.

I checked out Louise Lush, she has a figure I adore

Nicki mcfuck face and eee BiGum, I gladly give you both a thumb

Mcflirty and Misty turn up the heat, I imagine her sat there naked, as he licks her feet

Willy idol chases TMN, to try to twist her nip.. and we wait for Fred to enter, and slip in his famous quip.

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
over a year ago

St Leonards


"Buckowski has a concertina camera dic pic I’ve never seen before.

I checked out Louise Lush, she has a figure I adore

Nicki mcfuck face and eee BiGum, I gladly give you both a thumb

Mcflirty and Misty turn up the heat, I imagine her sat there naked, as he licks her feet

Willy idol chases TMN, to try to twist her nip.. and we wait for Fred to enter, and slip in his famous quip. "

- that took some research Woody .

Great job .

Fred - your knob is now known as "Mr Quip" too .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

I am hoping that tonight

I will be hanging out the back of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

I am hoping that tonight

I will be hanging out the back of you "

Narrator - Woody looks at the posters profile pic and nods in agreement.

I just thought the same thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Fred - your knob is now known as "Mr Quip" too ."

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I like the forum.

It cures my boredom.

But a few get offended.

By my jokes that are intended.

But hey ho never mind.

It’s hard for me to be kind.

Because I see straight through the bullshit.

And the forums are full of it.

So let’s all celebrate and have some slushys

Because you can’t help that people are a bunch pussies.

The mr

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By *uckowskiMan
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Buckowski has a concertina camera dic pic I’ve never seen before.

I checked out Louise Lush, she has a figure I adore

Nicki mcfuck face and eee BiGum, I gladly give you both a thumb

Mcflirty and Misty turn up the heat, I imagine her sat there naked, as he licks her feet

Willy idol chases TMN, to try to twist her nip.. and we wait for Fred to enter, and slip in his famous quip. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some come here for sex and kink, others come to wank and wink, but I come here to scratch my balls and read the shit upon these walls.

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"Some come here for sex and kink, others come to wank and wink, but I come here to scratch my balls and read the shit upon these walls. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was a lady called Sadie who thought fab was a little bit shady....She browsed & she perved till one day unnerved she met a nerd....

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Along all those tangled bodies

Whispers

Moans.

I walk alone.

I hate how loud my steps sound.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"In Wrexham he wrecks' em

Buckowski Scot wows 'em

Poor Willy is terribly silly

Mcflirty and Fred

Tug meat in their bed

Yearning for Misty and Twisty

Which leaves poor Louise

So eager to please

But Kev's on his way up to Wrexham...

"
lol

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By *onameyet2Man
over a year ago

chorley

There once was a man from Dundee

Who was stung on the arse by a wasp

When asked did it hurt?

He said no not really

But it would have done if it had been a horsefly

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By *hilledguy2020Man
over a year ago

Gateshead

Wether your m or f or couple

Or lucky to play as a throuple

You will search on this site

Have to wade through the shite

Until you find the diamond thats lookjng!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some come here for sex and kink, others come to wank and wink, but I come here to scratch my balls and read the shit upon these walls. "

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By *amesBeelzebubMan
over a year ago

norwich

Fabs a place for beauty, no one here are mingers.

Fabs a place for cock, tits and arse and minges.

Unfortunately with idiots i find here on Fabswingers

I realyy think the site should be renamed Fabs whingers

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Fabs a place for beauty, no one here are mingers.

Fabs a place for cock, tits and arse and minges.

Unfortunately with idiots i find here on Fabswingers

I realyy think the site should be renamed Fabs whingers "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty faces

and penises

And lips

And lips

And clits

And tits

And bums

And dad tums

And mum tums

And abs

Lots of things to fab

On fab.

It’s fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We all came here for something,

Like connections, lots of connections.

Deep ones, Balls deep ones.

Shallow ones, over once you’ve cum ones.

Friend ones, friendzoned ones,

You know them ones.

Sum come on their ones,

Sum in their numbers.

Me, I’m just here for the vibes,

Man. You know the vibes.

Not those kinda vibes

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