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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Swansea

Tom is a big fan of the Italians and I'm one Italian province called Bolzano they have set the benchmark that England should follow. Each and every dog and 40000 of them have DNA taken and every time a dog owner leaves dog dhot in public then the DNA will be traced and the owners prosecuted and fined heavily.

Hopefully this will be adopted here..

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
over a year ago

Hell

It’ll never take off here, it’d cost way too much

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By *uckowskiMan
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Tom is a big fan of the Italians and I'm one Italian province called Bolzano they have set the benchmark that England should follow. Each and every dog and 40000 of them have DNA taken and every time a dog owner leaves dog dhot in public then the DNA will be traced and the owners prosecuted and fined heavily.

Hopefully this will be adopted here.. "

Ok Tom! If this doesnt lead to you blaming Sadiq Khan then I am...tentatively...behind you on this shit. Like totally down with it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tom is a big fan of the Italians and I'm one Italian province called Bolzano they have set the benchmark that England should follow. Each and every dog and 40000 of them have DNA taken and every time a dog owner leaves dog dhot in public then the DNA will be traced and the owners prosecuted and fined heavily.

Hopefully this will be adopted here..

Ok Tom! If this doesnt lead to you blaming Sadiq Khan then I am...tentatively...behind you on this shit. Like totally down with it!"

Oh he’ll get the blame somehow

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By *arley QuimWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

How does that even work? Did everyone trot down with a crap sample from their dog to be added to a database? Did they go door to door to take a sample swab from the dogs arses?... Can't even get folk to put dogs with shit recall on leads round here, nevermind pick up their actual shit

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By *uckowskiMan
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Tom is a big fan of the Italians and I'm one Italian province called Bolzano they have set the benchmark that England should follow. Each and every dog and 40000 of them have DNA taken and every time a dog owner leaves dog dhot in public then the DNA will be traced and the owners prosecuted and fined heavily.

Hopefully this will be adopted here..

Ok Tom! If this doesnt lead to you blaming Sadiq Khan then I am...tentatively...behind you on this shit. Like totally down with it!

Oh he’ll get the blame somehow "

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Tom is a big fan of the Italians and I'm one Italian province called Bolzano they have set the benchmark that England should follow. Each and every dog and 40000 of them have DNA taken and every time a dog owner leaves dog dhot in public then the DNA will be traced and the owners prosecuted and fined heavily.

Hopefully this will be adopted here.. "

smoking is still allowed in bars human rights don't exist for non smokers but one good thing no CCTV cameras or very few

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

Sounds like a shitty job to me Tom, what are the wages like? Do they get time and a turd?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

all sounds like a load of dogcrap

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

Well it's clever, but as it's only dog DNA being suggested no one will catch me out and about in Sussex and London yet.

Yours,

The Midnight Crapper xx

MWAH..

MWAH-HAH..

MWAH-HAH-HAH-HAAAAAAAHHHHH.....

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By *ames250122Man
over a year ago

Worcester


"Tom is a big fan of the Italians and I'm one Italian province called Bolzano they have set the benchmark that England should follow. Each and every dog and 40000 of them have DNA taken and every time a dog owner leaves dog dhot in public then the DNA will be traced and the owners prosecuted and fined heavily.

Hopefully this will be adopted here.. "

Bit of a Sh**y job for who ever had to collect the samples and run the tests

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By *oJo pornstarMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Dam, years ago I was told you can't get DNA from turds, since then I have been scrupulously forensic aware, gloves, hair net the lot.

But I like to curl out a steamer right in the middle of the crime scene just before I leg it, them f©©kin boffins with there advances in DNA tek-nik, I hope no one craps in my porridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's all over the p -

No, sorry. That's too easy.

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards


"It's all over the p -

No, sorry. That's too easy."

Good though .

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering

Maybe the same technology could be applied to McDonald's packaging as it might stop the lazy, ignorant dickheads tossing it out the car windows when there's a bin 10 feet away !

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards


"Maybe the same technology could be applied to McDonald's packaging as it might stop the lazy, ignorant dickheads tossing it out the car windows when there's a bin 10 feet away ! "

I'm not shitting on a Big Mac and throwing it out the window, no matter how much you pay me.

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Did I...did I get confused with the thread?? .

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering


"Maybe the same technology could be applied to McDonald's packaging as it might stop the lazy, ignorant dickheads tossing it out the car windows when there's a bin 10 feet away !

I'm not shitting on a Big Mac and throwing it out the window, no matter how much you pay me.

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Did I...did I get confused with the thread?? ."

No need, McDonald's is already like eating shit !!

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards


"No need, McDonald's is already like eating shit !! "

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