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Saturday's Late Late Nocturnal Thread©™.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

London calling to the faraway Fab towns, Nocturnal is here so all gather 'round.

London calling to the swing underworld, Come out from the shadows you Fab boys and girls!

Good Evening Lådies, Géntlemen, Non-Bìnaríes and Persons of Interest, and welcome to the

-Saturday Nocturnal Thread©™-

Why not stop by on this twilight neutral ground and say Hello. Tell us what you've been up to or join us for some frivolous chat until midnight...

Newbies, Veterans, Lurkers, Stalwarts, Night-shifters and Nightcrawlers, Pillow Talkers and Insomniacs are all very welcome. So join the midnight fellowship with alacrity.

Don't be shy — come and say Hi.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

2nd

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Evening gorgeous x

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By *emidemiWoman
over a year ago

basingstoke

Evening my dear

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Good evening

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By *ake_or_deathMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Good evening my fellow creatures of the night.

Oops, wrong site.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"First "

G°°°°°°°OOD Evening to Flúffy Chic'. You are tonight's F¹rst poster! A clåndestine encounter of tea & cake awaits you; enquire within.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"First

G°°°°°°°OOD Evening to Flúffy Chic'. You are tonight's F¹rst poster! A clåndestine encounter of tea & cake awaits you; enquire within."

Ooh yes please

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By *olfandtazCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Evening Op, how's things?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"2nd"

Good evening LíttlemíssmístressK — ²nd time lucky!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey Nero. Hey folks.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Yoooooooohoooooooo I’m a-drinking!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"2nd

Good evening LíttlemíssmístressK — ²nd time lucky! "

Good evening

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening gorgeous x"

Hello my dårling, Místy! Å very warm and gracious evening to you! XxX

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By *R2020999Man
over a year ago

Scotland

Good evening everyone

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By *cflirtyMan
over a year ago

Hampshire

2 minutes in and 14 posts ... I'm lagging

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

Yaaaaaaaaaaaay! Hello noc’ers

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening my dear "

Hello my dearest poppy flower - good evening!

Oh, dëmidëmi, so good they named her twice!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Good evening. Today, we woke up with next to no sleep. I went to a boxing gym. We went shopping. We need paracetamol

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening "

Good evening again!

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

Evening Noc crew

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening my fellow creatures of the night.

Oops, wrong site. "

Øral-FanAtic, evening felicitations!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello"

A third hello.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

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By *cflirtyMan
over a year ago

Hampshire

A very good evening to everybody who lurks beneath the cover of darkness

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"First

G°°°°°°°OOD Evening to Flúffy Chic'. You are tonight's F¹rst poster! A clåndestine encounter of tea & cake awaits you; enquire within.

·

Ooh yes please "

It's a classy affair in a classless joint drinking classic tea in high-class dainty teåcups!

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By *asygoingcouple2022Couple
over a year ago

The moon

Been mental busy trying to decide on a new car x brains hurting

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening Op, how's things? "

A very good evening to Wolfandtaz . Things are good and even 'gooder' having seen your bespectacled cherubic smile!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hey Nero. Hey folks. "

Superstar DJ, here we go! »»»

Good evening Pickles!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Been mental busy trying to decide on a new car x brains hurting "

I feel your pain!

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By *ocialWatchingMan
over a year ago

Alnwick / Newcastle

Evening guys

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Yoooooooohoooooooo I’m a-drinking!"

GœœœœœœD Evening, Estella, my fragrant citronella, this Nocturnal fella offers you his last Fruitella™. Good evening!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Yoooooooohoooooooo I’m a-drinking!

GœœœœœœD Evening, Estella, my fragrant citronella, this Nocturnal fella offers you his last Fruitella™. Good evening!"

Spank me, Nero!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening everyone "

He's the one with the longest serial number after his name, good evening MR2020999! Where are the previous 2,020,998 MRs...?

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"Yoooooooohoooooooo I’m a-drinking!"

You mean you DON’T really want my face in your lap?

And here was I thinking I was getting lucky

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Good evening everybody. I hope everybody is staying decently warm

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"2 minutes in and 14 posts ... I'm lagging"

Mcflirty, numbers take second stage on the Nocturnal Thread. I'm looking for an understudying.

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

Hello good sir

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Yoooooooohoooooooo I’m a-drinking!

You mean you DON’T really want my face in your lap?

And here was I thinking I was getting lucky"

Oh no. That’s beyond want, that is a NEED.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Yaaaaaaaaaaaay! Hello noc’ers"

And a fine påir of Noc'ers she has, this statuesque sunflower! Good evening Scõõbs!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening. Today, we woke up with next to no sleep. I went to a boxing gym. We went shopping. We need paracetamol "

KC² and Möönlight ßäñd! Good evening. You won't find any pills in the jungle because the Parrots eat 'em all.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening Noc crew"

The dungeon master, the lord of the drawbridge and the custodian of the medieval oubliette, gøød evening GåteKêêper!

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By *R2020999Man
over a year ago

Scotland


"Good evening everyone

He's the one with the longest serial number after his name, good evening MR2020999! Where are the previous 2,020,998 MRs...? "

They didn't make the grade

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


" "

Lick?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey Nero. Hey folks.

Superstar DJ, here we go! »»»

Good evening Pickles! "

Hope you’re well bro

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Been mental busy trying to decide on a new car x brains hurting "

I'm in the same boat. I cannot decide! It's not easygoing' looking for a vehicle. Good evening easygoingcouple²°²²...!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening guys"

Good ëvëning ||SocialWatching||

Welcome to the Nocturnal Thread!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Been mental busy trying to decide on a new car x brains hurting

I'm in the same boat. I cannot decide! It's not easygoing' looking for a vehicle. Good evening easygoingcouple²°²²...!"

Have you given up on your old new vehicle? Has it been a total disaster?

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By *udding RoseWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there

Hi Nero and everyone else!!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Yoooooooohoooooooo I’m a-drinking!

GœœœœœœD Evening, Estella, my fragrant citronella, this Nocturnal fella offers you his last Fruitella™. Good evening!

·

Spank me, Nero! "

On the mahogany boardroom table? Verily!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Yoooooooohoooooooo I’m a-drinking!

·

You mean you DON’T really want my face in your lap?

And here was I thinking I was getting lucky"

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hello.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Yoooooooohoooooooo I’m a-drinking!

GœœœœœœD Evening, Estella, my fragrant citronella, this Nocturnal fella offers you his last Fruitella™. Good evening!

·

Spank me, Nero!

On the mahogany boardroom table? Verily! "

Leaps on table!

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Howdy y'all, 34 sunny, but a cold wind blowing down from Canada

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening everybody. I hope everybody is staying decently warm

"

A very good evening to ``Forbidden east`` — decently and decadently!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Howdy y'all, 34 sunny, but a cold wind blowing down from Canada "

BILL! I MAY BE TIPSY AND BEING A PAIN IN EVERYONE’S ARSE TONIGHT BUT I LOVE YOU MAN!

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By *ay234400Man
over a year ago

corby

Hi

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello good sir "

Hello my Americano, blue jeans and chinos, are you well?

Everyone please extend a kindly and courteous welcome to Fåith Skynbyrd, she's new here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goodevening everyone. Would have replied sooner Nero but as all single men on here, just getting through all my messages.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening everyone

He's the one with the longest serial number after his name, good evening MR2020999! Where are the previous 2,020,998 MRs...?

·

They didn't make the grade "

You walk upon the shattered fragments of your prototypes!

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Howdy y'all, 34 sunny, but a cold wind blowing down from Canada

BILL! I MAY BE TIPSY AND BEING A PAIN IN EVERYONE’S ARSE TONIGHT BUT I LOVE YOU MAN!"

dear heart, love you too

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hey Nero. Hey folks.

Superstar DJ, here we go! »»»

Good evening Pickles!

·

Hope you’re well bro"

I'm doing fine, thank you, young Sirrah!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Been mental busy trying to decide on a new car x brains hurting

I'm in the same boat. I cannot decide! It's not easygoing' looking for a vehicle. Good evening easygoingcouple²°²²...!

·

Have you given up on your old new vehicle? Has it been a total disaster?"

It's a total disaster. It's a beautiful and aesthetically pleasing paperweight that does very little otherwise.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Just thought I'd pop in and say good evening all

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hi Nero and everyone else!! "

My dear Büdding Röse, for you I have penned a sonnet comprised of eloquent prose. X

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Yoooooooohoooooooo I’m a-drinking!

GœœœœœœD Evening, Estella, my fragrant citronella, this Nocturnal fella offers you his last Fruitella™. Good evening!

·

Spank me, Nero!

On the mahogany boardroom table? Verily!

·

Leaps on table! "

I shall leave suitable palm prints on your porcelain white derrière.

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By *udding RoseWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there


"Hi Nero and everyone else!!

My dear Büdding Röse, for you I have penned a sonnet comprised of eloquent prose. X"

So tell me it pretty please!!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Howdy y'all, 34 sunny, but a cold wind blowing down from Canada "

It's Wíldbïllkìd! Our resident meteorologist extraordinaire! How are you my dear friend? Will you be giving us — and KC² — some interesting facts this evening?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Howdy y'all, 34 sunny, but a cold wind blowing down from Canada

BILL! I MAY BE TIPSY AND BEING A PAIN IN EVERYONE’S ARSE TONIGHT BUT I LOVE YOU MAN! dear heart, love you too"

Yeah!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hi"

jay2344ØØ - good evening!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Yoooooooohoooooooo I’m a-drinking!

GœœœœœœD Evening, Estella, my fragrant citronella, this Nocturnal fella offers you his last Fruitella™. Good evening!

·

Spank me, Nero!

On the mahogany boardroom table? Verily!

·

Leaps on table!

I shall leave suitable palm prints on your porcelain white derrière. "

Oooh la la!

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By *cflirtyMan
over a year ago

Hampshire

I must leave , maybe temporarily commotion outside

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening everyone. Would have replied sooner Nero but as all single men on here, just getting through all my messages. "

Now that you are dutifully onboard Simply_Perfect, welcome to the Nocturnal Fellowship. Make haste to the zinc bar and help yourself to an ice cold årtisan brew!

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By *R2020999Man
over a year ago

Scotland


"Good evening everyone

He's the one with the longest serial number after his name, good evening MR2020999! Where are the previous 2,020,998 MRs...?

·

They didn't make the grade

You walk upon the shattered fragments of your prototypes! "

And still plenty of room for improvement

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Just thought I'd pop in and say good evening all"

You are aware that your presence is always welcome on the nightly Nocturnal, Willy Idol?! Good evening!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hi Nero and everyone else!!

My dear Büdding Röse, for you I have penned a sonnet comprised of eloquent prose. X

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So tell me it pretty please!! "

That was but a taster!

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Howdy y'all, 34 sunny, but a cold wind blowing down from Canada

It's Wíldbïllkìd! Our resident meteorologist extraordinaire! How are you my dear friend? Will you be giving us — and KC² — some interesting facts this evening?"

in 1778, James cook was the first European to land in Hawaii

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I must leave , maybe temporarily commotion outside"

Come back soon. Don't be a stranger!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Yoooooooohoooooooo I’m a-drinking!

GœœœœœœD Evening, Estella, my fragrant citronella, this Nocturnal fella offers you his last Fruitella™. Good evening!

·

Spank me, Nero!

On the mahogany boardroom table? Verily!

·

Leaps on table!

I shall leave suitable palm prints on your porcelain white derrière.

·

Oooh la la!"

.......is a most suitable sExclamation!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening everyone

He's the one with the longest serial number after his name, good evening MR2020999! Where are the previous 2,020,998 MRs...?

·

They didn't make the grade

You walk upon the shattered fragments of your prototypes!

·

And still plenty of room for improvement "

The grass will always be greener, especially when rolled up in green Rizla™ paper.

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By *he KinkysCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Good evening x

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Howdy y'all, 34 sunny, but a cold wind blowing down from Canada

It's Wíldbïllkìd! Our resident meteorologist extraordinaire! How are you my dear friend? Will you be giving us — and KC² — some interesting facts this evening? in 1778, James cook was the first European to land in Hawaii "

Thank you, Bill!

#HomageToErectJim

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Evening ya filthy animals

And you, Nero

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening everyone. Would have replied sooner Nero but as all single men on here, just getting through all my messages.

Now that you are dutifully onboard Simply_Perfect, welcome to the Nocturnal Fellowship. Make haste to the zinc bar and help yourself to an ice cold årtisan brew! "

OMG,... this offer is beyond a knighthood. I don't know what to say.... Thank you, I'll have a fosters tops please.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening x"

Good evening my Caledonian snowflower! Are you well, "The Kinkys" ?

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"Just thought I'd pop in and say good evening all

You are aware that your presence is always welcome on the nightly Nocturnal, Willy Idol?! Good evening!"

I'm never to sure about the etiquette here, Nërø. Can you jump in on others comments or do you wait your turn. I never know, but always feel welcome

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening ya filthy animals

And you, Nero

Mrs TMN x"

Evening felicitations, Mrs TMN! There is nothing but the cleanest of filth in the hallowed halls of the Nocturnal Snúg Bàr!

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"Just thought I'd pop in and say good evening all

You are aware that your presence is always welcome on the nightly Nocturnal, Willy Idol?! Good evening!

I'm never to sure about the etiquette here, Nërø. Can you jump in on others comments or do you wait your turn. I never know, but always feel welcome "

Too* I should proof read really

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Howdy y'all, 34 sunny, but a cold wind blowing down from Canada

It's Wíldbïllkìd! Our resident meteorologist extraordinaire! How are you my dear friend? Will you be giving us — and KC² — some interesting facts this evening? in 1778, James cook was the first European to land in Hawaii

Thank you, Bill!

#HomageToErectJim"

mind you, they didn't ask the other peons what they thought ,(it was probably some ordinary sailor holding the boat for cook ,who was first)

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening everyone. Would have replied sooner Nero but as all single men on here, just getting through all my messages.

Now that you are dutifully onboard Simply_Perfect, welcome to the Nocturnal Fellowship. Make haste to the zinc bar and help yourself to an ice cold årtisan brew!

·

OMG,... this offer is beyond a knighthood. I don't know what to say.... Thank you, I'll have a fosters tops please. "

Fosters©®™ coming right up! ¿·

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Been mental busy trying to decide on a new car x brains hurting

I'm in the same boat. I cannot decide! It's not easygoing' looking for a vehicle. Good evening easygoingcouple²°²²...!

·

Have you given up on your old new vehicle? Has it been a total disaster?

It's a total disaster. It's a beautiful and aesthetically pleasing paperweight that does very little otherwise."

Oh heck. I hope my "new" car isn't like that

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Just thought I'd pop in and say good evening all

You are aware that your presence is always welcome on the nightly Nocturnal, Willy Idol?! Good evening!

I'm never to sure about the etiquette here, Nërø. Can you jump in on others comments or do you wait your turn. I never know, but always feel welcome "

There's no etiquette! Just chat nonsense till the wee small hours.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Just thought I'd pop in and say good evening all

You are aware that your presence is always welcome on the nightly Nocturnal, Willy Idol?! Good evening!

·

I'm never to sure about the etiquette here, Nërø. Can you jump in on others comments or do you wait your turn. I never know, but always feel welcome "

There are NO rules or protocols. You may reply or comment to anyone at your discretion or whim!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Howdy y'all, 34 sunny, but a cold wind blowing down from Canada

It's Wíldbïllkìd! Our resident meteorologist extraordinaire! How are you my dear friend? Will you be giving us — and KC² — some interesting facts this evening? in 1778, James cook was the first European to land in Hawaii

Thank you, Bill!

#HomageToErectJim mind you, they didn't ask the other peons what they thought ,(it was probably some ordinary sailor holding the boat for cook ,who was first)"

The captain even had his own Cook? Was he a Master Chef?

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By *he KinkysCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Good evening x

Good evening my Caledonian snowflower! Are you well, "The Kinkys" ? "

Hello there, yeah not too bad tonight, thank you, just having a wee quiet one tonight, hope you’re having a good night xx

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Been mental busy trying to decide on a new car x brains hurting

I'm in the same boat. I cannot decide! It's not easygoing' looking for a vehicle. Good evening easygoingcouple²°²²...!

·

Have you given up on your old new vehicle? Has it been a total disaster?

It's a total disaster. It's a beautiful and aesthetically pleasing paperweight that does very little otherwise.

·

Oh heck. I hope my "new" car isn't like that "

I'm sick of cars, KC². Can you please kindly just drive your wheelchair over my cock for penance?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Just thought I'd pop in and say good evening all

You are aware that your presence is always welcome on the nightly Nocturnal, Willy Idol?! Good evening!

I'm never to sure about the etiquette here, Nërø. Can you jump in on others comments or do you wait your turn. I never know, but always feel welcome "

You can do whatever you ruddy well like, Willy

Mrs TMN x

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By *cflirtyMan
over a year ago

Hampshire

Damn it...... Notice to some of you would be new vehicle buyers!

Another one of those darned tesla things has just caught fire at the end of my road...... the poor lady driving is now safe but has a burnt hand

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Been mental busy trying to decide on a new car x brains hurting

I'm in the same boat. I cannot decide! It's not easygoing' looking for a vehicle. Good evening easygoingcouple²°²²...!

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Have you given up on your old new vehicle? Has it been a total disaster?

It's a total disaster. It's a beautiful and aesthetically pleasing paperweight that does very little otherwise.

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Oh heck. I hope my "new" car isn't like that

I'm sick of cars, KC². Can you please kindly just drive your wheelchair over my cock for penance?"

Nero! My filthy animal comment stands.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening x

Good evening my Caledonian snowflower! Are you well, "The Kinkys" ?

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Hello there, yeah not too bad tonight, thank you, just having a wee quiet one tonight, hope you’re having a good night xx"

Deep within the wood-panelled Nocturnal chambers the ladies are all encircled by good knights. I have a spare place for you when you next visit London. †

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Evening ya filthy animals

And you, Nero

Mrs TMN x"

*waves

I’m d*unk and non stop posting, hey there Mrs TMN

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Damn it...... Notice to some of you would be new vehicle buyers!

Another one of those darned tesla things has just caught fire at the end of my road...... the poor lady driving is now safe but has a burnt hand"

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Been mental busy trying to decide on a new car x brains hurting

I'm in the same boat. I cannot decide! It's not easygoing' looking for a vehicle. Good evening easygoingcouple²°²²...!

·

Have you given up on your old new vehicle? Has it been a total disaster?

It's a total disaster. It's a beautiful and aesthetically pleasing paperweight that does very little otherwise.

·

Oh heck. I hope my "new" car isn't like that

I'm sick of cars, KC². Can you please kindly just drive your wheelchair over my cock for penance?"

what would the road sign look like for that speed bump?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Been mental busy trying to decide on a new car x brains hurting

I'm in the same boat. I cannot decide! It's not easygoing' looking for a vehicle. Good evening easygoingcouple²°²²...!

·

Have you given up on your old new vehicle? Has it been a total disaster?

It's a total disaster. It's a beautiful and aesthetically pleasing paperweight that does very little otherwise.

·

Oh heck. I hope my "new" car isn't like that

I'm sick of cars, KC². Can you please kindly just drive your wheelchair over my cock for penance?

Nero! My filthy animal comment stands. "

I'm bestowing this » filthy animal because it will complement your beaver.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"Just thought I'd pop in and say good evening all

You are aware that your presence is always welcome on the nightly Nocturnal, Willy Idol?! Good evening!

I'm never to sure about the etiquette here, Nërø. Can you jump in on others comments or do you wait your turn. I never know, but always feel welcome

There's no etiquette! Just chat nonsense till the wee small hours. "

If that's the case, I have some gossip for you all. Daizy told me she creamed a little in her pants at my latest photo. What a saucy minx

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening ya filthy animals

And you, Nero

Mrs TMN x

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*waves

I’m d*unk and non stop posting, hey there Mrs TMN"

She ^ was half½ cut last night and this evening she's full on!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Evening ya filthy animals

And you, Nero

Mrs TMN x

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*waves

I’m d*unk and non stop posting, hey there Mrs TMN

She ^ was half½ cut last night and this evening she's full on! "

Drowning my sorrows!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Been mental busy trying to decide on a new car x brains hurting

I'm in the same boat. I cannot decide! It's not easygoing' looking for a vehicle. Good evening easygoingcouple²°²²...!

·

Have you given up on your old new vehicle? Has it been a total disaster?

It's a total disaster. It's a beautiful and aesthetically pleasing paperweight that does very little otherwise.

·

Oh heck. I hope my "new" car isn't like that

I'm sick of cars, KC². Can you please kindly just drive your wheelchair over my cock for penance? what would the road sign look like for that speed bump?"

Something like this:

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By *he KinkysCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Good evening x

Good evening my Caledonian snowflower! Are you well, "The Kinkys" ?

·

Hello there, yeah not too bad tonight, thank you, just having a wee quiet one tonight, hope you’re having a good night xx

Deep within the wood-panelled Nocturnal chambers the ladies are all encircled by good knights. I have a spare place for you when you next visit London. †"

Oooooo I will definitely be keeping that in mind xx

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Just thought I'd pop in and say good evening all

You are aware that your presence is always welcome on the nightly Nocturnal, Willy Idol?! Good evening!

I'm never to sure about the etiquette here, Nërø. Can you jump in on others comments or do you wait your turn. I never know, but always feel welcome

There's no etiquette! Just chat nonsense till the wee small hours.

If that's the case, I have some gossip for you all. Daizy told me she creamed a little in her pants at my latest photo. What a saucy minx "

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By *cflirtyMan
over a year ago

Hampshire


"Damn it...... Notice to some of you would be new vehicle buyers!

Another one of those darned tesla things has just caught fire at the end of my road...... the poor lady driving is now safe but has a burnt hand

"

It's frustrating Nero.. old school firefighter training not much use with electric vehicles

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening ya filthy animals

And you, Nero

Mrs TMN x

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*waves

I’m d*unk and non stop posting, hey there Mrs TMN

She ^ was half½ cut last night and this evening she's full on!

·

Drowning my sorrows!"

The pool of melancholia is shallow, Estella. Thankfully you won't drown.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening x

Good evening my Caledonian snowflower! Are you well, "The Kinkys" ?

·

Hello there, yeah not too bad tonight, thank you, just having a wee quiet one tonight, hope you’re having a good night xx

Deep within the wood-panelled Nocturnal chambers the ladies are all encircled by good knights. I have a spare place for you when you next visit London. †

·

Oooooo I will definitely be keeping that in mind xx"

Bookmarked and noted in my vintage monogrammed Smythson™ notebook.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Damn it...... Notice to some of you would be new vehicle buyers!

Another one of those darned tesla things has just caught fire at the end of my road...... the poor lady driving is now safe but has a burnt hand

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It's frustrating Nero.. old school firefighter training not much use with electric vehicles"

We all need clockwork cars. Much safer.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

I've caught up!

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By *cflirtyMan
over a year ago

Hampshire


"Damn it...... Notice to some of you would be new vehicle buyers!

Another one of those darned tesla things has just caught fire at the end of my road...... the poor lady driving is now safe but has a burnt hand

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It's frustrating Nero.. old school firefighter training not much use with electric vehicles

We all need clockwork cars. Much safer."

Ah... like noddy and big ears

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Damn it...... Notice to some of you would be new vehicle buyers!

Another one of those darned tesla things has just caught fire at the end of my road...... the poor lady driving is now safe but has a burnt hand

·

It's frustrating Nero.. old school firefighter training not much use with electric vehicles

We all need clockwork cars. Much safer.

·

Ah... like noddy and big ears"

Absolutel¥

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Evening ya filthy animals

And you, Nero

Mrs TMN x

*waves

I’m d*unk and non stop posting, hey there Mrs TMN"

Hello, little star!

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By *asygoingcouple2022Couple
over a year ago

The moon


"Damn it...... Notice to some of you would be new vehicle buyers!

Another one of those darned tesla things has just caught fire at the end of my road...... the poor lady driving is now safe but has a burnt hand"

This is why I won’t have electric, plus I drive toooooo many miles x

I’m having to change to an Auto due to ripped tendons in my arm x

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Just thought I'd pop in and say good evening all

You are aware that your presence is always welcome on the nightly Nocturnal, Willy Idol?! Good evening!

I'm never to sure about the etiquette here, Nërø. Can you jump in on others comments or do you wait your turn. I never know, but always feel welcome

There's no etiquette! Just chat nonsense till the wee small hours.

If that's the case, I have some gossip for you all. Daizy told me she creamed a little in her pants at my latest photo. What a saucy minx "

That's not gossip, that's bragging

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By *cflirtyMan
over a year ago

Hampshire


"Damn it...... Notice to some of you would be new vehicle buyers!

Another one of those darned tesla things has just caught fire at the end of my road...... the poor lady driving is now safe but has a burnt hand

·

It's frustrating Nero.. old school firefighter training not much use with electric vehicles

We all need clockwork cars. Much safer.

·

Ah... like noddy and big ears

Absolutel¥"

But so many would be on a wind up

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Damn it...... Notice to some of you would be new vehicle buyers!

Another one of those darned tesla things has just caught fire at the end of my road...... the poor lady driving is now safe but has a burnt hand

·

It's frustrating Nero.. old school firefighter training not much use with electric vehicles

We all need clockwork cars. Much safer.

·

Ah... like noddy and big ears

Absolutel¥

But so many would be on a wind up "

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Been mental busy trying to decide on a new car x brains hurting

I'm in the same boat. I cannot decide! It's not easygoing' looking for a vehicle. Good evening easygoingcouple²°²²...!

·

Have you given up on your old new vehicle? Has it been a total disaster?

It's a total disaster. It's a beautiful and aesthetically pleasing paperweight that does very little otherwise.

·

Oh heck. I hope my "new" car isn't like that

I'm sick of cars, KC². Can you please kindly just drive your wheelchair over my cock for penance?

Nero! My filthy animal comment stands. "

I'll drive over his cock and do a little wiggle as I do. My chair has suspension

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By *cflirtyMan
over a year ago

Hampshire

Goodnight noccers may you all have a great Sunday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am inebriated and lisening to music

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Been mental busy trying to decide on a new car x brains hurting

I'm in the same boat. I cannot decide! It's not easygoing' looking for a vehicle. Good evening easygoingcouple²°²²...!

·

Have you given up on your old new vehicle? Has it been a total disaster?

It's a total disaster. It's a beautiful and aesthetically pleasing paperweight that does very little otherwise.

·

Oh heck. I hope my "new" car isn't like that

I'm sick of cars, KC². Can you please kindly just drive your wheelchair over my cock for penance?

Nero! My filthy animal comment stands.

·

I'll drive over his cock and do a little wiggle as I do. My chair has suspension "

KC², you're sooo malevolent that you would drive over it and then back up again like a freight train.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Goodnight noccers may you all have a great Sunday "

A very good night, fine Sir! Tomorrow I'm serving vintage Sauternes..by the glass.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"Just thought I'd pop in and say good evening all

You are aware that your presence is always welcome on the nightly Nocturnal, Willy Idol?! Good evening!

I'm never to sure about the etiquette here, Nërø. Can you jump in on others comments or do you wait your turn. I never know, but always feel welcome

There's no etiquette! Just chat nonsense till the wee small hours.

If that's the case, I have some gossip for you all. Daizy told me she creamed a little in her pants at my latest photo. What a saucy minx

That's not gossip, that's bragging "

Thankfully she's not here to defend herself

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I am inebriated and listening to music"

gabrielleroselacey, good evening my lascivious libation!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Just thought I'd pop in and say good evening all

You are aware that your presence is always welcome on the nightly Nocturnal, Willy Idol?! Good evening!

I'm never to sure about the etiquette here, Nërø. Can you jump in on others comments or do you wait your turn. I never know, but always feel welcome

There's no etiquette! Just chat nonsense till the wee small hours.

If that's the case, I have some gossip for you all. Daizy told me she creamed a little in her pants at my latest photo. What a saucy minx

That's not gossip, that's bragging

Thankfully she's not here to defend herself "

They are good pics.

And so it starts…

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

Good late evening one and all. Feeling better now after suffering with a bad virus last weekend. Back to normal having few glasses of wine and now have a live dvd music concert on tv. AC/DC live at Donington Park. With surround system on. Volume at mid level . Hopefully no complaints from neighbours

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

It's the Mïdnïght Høur / ØØ:ØØhrs...

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...which means that I can now retire from the comfort of my sofa, switch on the dishwasher, head upstairs, climb into my comfortably huge bed and continue with the Nocturnal residuals before I drift off into a peaceful slumber....

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good late evening one and all. Feeling better now after suffering with a bad virus last weekend. Back to normal having few glasses of wine and now have a live dvd music concert on tv. AC/DC live at Donington Park. With surround system on. Volume at mid level . Hopefully no complaints from neighbours "

Good evening GJB1954, welcome to the Nocturnal Thread. Delighted for you to join us and delighted to read that you're well and truly on the road to recovery. +

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading


"Good late evening one and all. Feeling better now after suffering with a bad virus last weekend. Back to normal having few glasses of wine and now have a live dvd music concert on tv. AC/DC live at Donington Park. With surround system on. Volume at mid level . Hopefully no complaints from neighbours

Good evening GJB1954, welcome to the Nocturnal Thread. Delighted for you to join us and delighted to read that you're well and truly on the road to recovery. +"

How I feel in later in morning will be interesting. DVD concert has about another hour to run. My music tastes , plus sound system means I apologise to neighbours quite often .

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I managed to not notice there was a Noc (busy evening), so I'm joining it now!

Hello lovely Nerø!

Hello any trending Noctarians

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I managed to not notice there was a Noc (busy evening), so I'm joining it now!

Hello lovely Nerø!

Hello any trending Noctarians

"

You'll always be a fully paid up member of the Nocturnalites, oxondÅvina! Good evening to you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Abit late to the party.. evening all x

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Abit late to the party.. evening all x"

You've been sleeping next to me and I didn't want to disturb you. I nudged your left breast but you remained deep in slumber. Good evening Niç85 (aka future ex wife).

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I hope everyone's had a good Saturday night.

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By *uchasGMan
over a year ago

Northwest

Hello noccers

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I hope everyone's had a good Saturday night. "

I'm pretty sure most are in bed now.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I hope everyone's had a good Saturday night. "

I hope so too otherwise it would be a trifling waste of a Saturday night.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello noccers "

Good evening MuchasG! It's been far too long. I hope you're well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Abit late to the party.. evening all x

You've been sleeping next to me and I didn't want to disturb you. I nudged your left breast but you remained deep in slumber. Good evening Niç85 (aka future ex wife)."

Oh the right one would have woken me

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Is it still true that grammar police make the lasses get sand paper knickers?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Abit late to the party.. evening all x

You've been sleeping next to me and I didn't want to disturb you. I nudged your left breast but you remained deep in slumber. Good evening Niç85 (aka future ex wife).

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Oh the right one would have woken me "

Duly noted, for future reference.

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