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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

… all the traps.

Now I’m just waiting for some curious little mice.

And before anybody gets down my neck about this. They’re catch and release.

How do you deal with pests (if you’ve got any)?

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

They are animals living creatures that breath and eat can't your cats catch them lol

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I don't answer the doorbell so they can't come in.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"… all the traps.

Now I’m just waiting for some curious little mice.

And before anybody gets down my neck about this. They’re catch and release.

How do you deal with pests (if you’ve got any)?"

I read this as a euphemism for your approach on Fab, OP!

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"They are animals living creatures that breath and eat can't your cats catch them lol "

I’m not a murderess, Fred.

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"I don't answer the doorbell so they can't come in."

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"… all the traps.

Now I’m just waiting for some curious little mice.

And before anybody gets down my neck about this. They’re catch and release.

How do you deal with pests (if you’ve got any)?

I read this as a euphemism for your approach on Fab, OP! "

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"They are animals living creatures that breath and eat can't your cats catch them lol

I’m not a murderess, Fred."
these traps are spring loaded yes omg they snap their poor little mousey necks

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

My house is so cold all the pests have moved out for winter..

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"My house is so cold all the pests have moved out for winter.."

There’s an upside to everything?

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"My house is so cold all the pests have moved out for winter.."
hey and mine i don't even know how to switch heating on

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

I’ve also laid Mr S and am about to do that again in a few minutes *she whispers*

We’re gonna be high as kites when I come back to post…

Maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I laid some traps in the garage once. Did the mouse take the bait? No. Instead I found it had chewed through all my old bags of supplements - creatine, cod liver oil, vitamins......

So I ended up with a super mouse with a glowing complexion and perfectly healthy bowls. I'm gonna leave a copy of Men's Health out next time, and when it pops up to read it it's getting twatted

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"I’ve also laid Mr S and am about to do that again in a few minutes *she whispers*

We’re gonna be high as kites when I come back to post…

Maybe "
yes Mr S who the hell is Mr S

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

I block them.

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"I laid some traps in the garage once. Did the mouse take the bait? No. Instead I found it had chewed through all my old bags of supplements - creatine, cod liver oil, vitamins......

So I ended up with a super mouse with a glowing complexion and perfectly healthy bowls. I'm gonna leave a copy of Men's Health out next time, and when it pops up to read it it's getting twatted"

This is the best thing I’ve read today!

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"… all the traps.

Now I’m just waiting for some curious little mice.

And before anybody gets down my neck about this. They’re catch and release.

How do you deal with pests (if you’ve got any)?

I read this as a euphemism for your approach on Fab, OP! "
she should be extracted

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"I’ve also laid Mr S and am about to do that again in a few minutes *she whispers*

We’re gonna be high as kites when I come back to post…

Maybe yes Mr S who the hell is Mr S "

Dummy up, Fred. You’ll get us all busted…

Some people believe that the mythical Mr S is a figment of my imagination. Who am I to disabuse them of this notion?

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"… all the traps.

Now I’m just waiting for some curious little mice.

And before anybody gets down my neck about this. They’re catch and release.

How do you deal with pests (if you’ve got any)?"

Same answer as for the nemeses! And if I did have a pest I don’t think I’m sufficiently Machiavellian to lay decent traps

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By *ros40Man
over a year ago

Bedford

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"I block them. "

Quite rightly.

But mice tunnel under walls.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"I’ve also laid Mr S and am about to do that again in a few minutes *she whispers*

We’re gonna be high as kites when I come back to post…

Maybe yes Mr S who the hell is Mr S

Dummy up, Fred. You’ll get us all busted…

Some people believe that the mythical Mr S is a figment of my imagination. Who am I to disabuse them of this notion? "
exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"… all the traps.

Now I’m just waiting for some curious little mice.

And before anybody gets down my neck about this. They’re catch and release.

How do you deal with pests (if you’ve got any)?

I read this as a euphemism for your approach on Fab, OP! "

Me too

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"… all the traps.

Now I’m just waiting for some curious little mice.

And before anybody gets down my neck about this. They’re catch and release.

How do you deal with pests (if you’ve got any)?

Same answer as for the nemeses! And if I did have a pest I don’t think I’m sufficiently Machiavellian to lay decent traps"

You’ve got to believe in yourself, Felix.

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"… all the traps.

Now I’m just waiting for some curious little mice.

And before anybody gets down my neck about this. They’re catch and release.

How do you deal with pests (if you’ve got any)?

I read this as a euphemism for your approach on Fab, OP!

Me too "

… well…

Maybe

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"I’ve also laid Mr S and am about to do that again in a few minutes *she whispers*

We’re gonna be high as kites when I come back to post…

Maybe yes Mr S who the hell is Mr S

Dummy up, Fred. You’ll get us all busted…

Some people believe that the mythical Mr S is a figment of my imagination. Who am I to disabuse them of this notion? exactly "

Or maybe I am the figment.

Everyone seemed to think so when he used to post…

Maybe

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"… all the traps.

Now I’m just waiting for some curious little mice.

And before anybody gets down my neck about this. They’re catch and release.

How do you deal with pests (if you’ve got any)?

I read this as a euphemism for your approach on Fab, OP!

Me too "
me too

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"I’ve also laid Mr S and am about to do that again in a few minutes *she whispers*

We’re gonna be high as kites when I come back to post…

Maybe yes Mr S who the hell is Mr S

Dummy up, Fred. You’ll get us all busted…

Some people believe that the mythical Mr S is a figment of my imagination. Who am I to disabuse them of this notion? exactly

Or maybe I am the figment.

Everyone seemed to think so when he used to post…

Maybe "
You definitely are a figment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have one hibernating in my garage. Lovely guy who looks after my hedges found it on the pavement in a ball of fluff and leaves so there was a dilemma of what to do with him/her.

Mouse is now buried in some hay inside a small cardboard box inside my garage.

I might come to regret this.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"I have one hibernating in my garage. Lovely guy who looks after my hedges found it on the pavement in a ball of fluff and leaves so there was a dilemma of what to do with him/her.

Mouse is now buried in some hay inside a small cardboard box inside my garage.

I might come to regret this."
you may the green mile springs to mind

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