FabSwingers.com forum: Navy ships collide

By *ssex_tom OP Man
45 weeks ago

Chelmsford

Two Royal naval ships have collided at port in Bahrain when one minesweeper reversed into the other. The MOD have refused to comment and the sex of the captain who did the reversing is not known

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By *stwo2023Couple
45 weeks ago

Worcester

Oh Thomas!

Evie

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By *oodmessMan
45 weeks ago

yumsville

Was a hump day

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
45 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Slow news day?

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By *ornucopiaMan
45 weeks ago

Bexley

Is Tom implying (by omission) that, for a change, this is not all over the news?

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By *wisted999Man
45 weeks ago

North Bucks

Did Sadie Khan have anything to do with this one Tom?

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By *wisted999Man
45 weeks ago

North Bucks

"Did Sadie Khan have anything to do with this one Tom? "

Sadiq goddamit

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
45 weeks ago

Chelmsford

"Did Sadie Khan have anything to do with this one Tom?

Sadiq goddamit "

Not unless he was reversing a minsweeper in Bahrain

And yes it is all over the news.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
45 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Two Royal naval ships have collided at port in Bahrain when one minesweeper reversed into the other. The MOD have refused to comment and the sex of the captain who did the reversing is not known"

It's because they drive on the wrong side of the road over there Tom. Easy mistake to make.

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By *a LunaWoman
45 weeks ago

South Wales

Tom!

I’m sure a man needing directions but not taking directions was at fault.

“Park the boat over there Sir”

“But there’s more room over ……..shit”

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

Someone's been clamped in irons and thrown in the brig for this one!

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By *abioMan
45 weeks ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

Is it bad I knew the punchline before opening the thread.. or just the fact that I’ve kinda worked out how “Tom’s” brain works

Anyway.. anything for content I suppose…….

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

Feel for the Officer of the watch

Let's here exactly what happened

Good news nobody injured

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

"Tom!

I’m sure a man needing directions but not taking directions was at fault.

“Park the boat over there Sir”

“But there’s more room over ……..shit”

You need a damn good spanking

Dear .

6 the best across your rather

Sexy looking bottom

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By *ools and the brainCouple
45 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

I think Sadie Khan sounds better and more inline with the thread narrative.

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
45 weeks ago

Lanson

Send in the Army

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

"Two Royal naval ships have collided at port in Bahrain when one minesweeper reversed into the other. The MOD have refused to comment and the sex of the captain who did the reversing is not known"

Did this actually happen or am I missing the joke within this?

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
45 weeks ago

Chelmsford

"Is it bad I knew the punchline before opening the thread.. or just the fact that I’ve kinda worked out how “Tom’s” brain works

Anyway.. anything for content I suppose……. "

Yes Fabio.. it's been going on for 300 years

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By *achel SmythTV/TS
45 weeks ago

Farnborough

Feel for the Officer of the watch

Let's here exactly what happened

Good news nobody injured "

The ultimate responsibility lies with the Captain … I think at least one of them will now be looking for a new job … that’s an absolute no no!!

R xx

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