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Gym etiquette/ unwritten rules

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By *igerstyle2k2 OP   Man
over a year ago

Oxfordshire

Does everyone abide by the rules or the unwritten rules?

Some things I took from a mag:

- A towel, water bottle and weights make up a work station. If any item is missing you can take the bench.

- Don't drop weights, it makes you look like a fool.

- The mirror belongs to the person in front of it.

- The person who wants your advice is one who asks for it.

- Wipe down a bench after use.

- If you're strong enough to lift a weight you're strong enough to put it back.

- Don't monopolise machines.

- Don't traipse water from the shower through the changing room.

- No headbands!

Happy swinging!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

- Don't drop weights, it makes you look like a fool.

Pmsl. That Is by far the best rule.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate people who just sit on equipment texting, if your not using it fuck off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate people who just sit on equipment texting, if your not using it fuck off "

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Don't sit on the machines chatting while a queue of irate people are waiting to use them. if you're here for a social meet, the cafe is downstairs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have to say im guilty of dropping weights especially dumbells. i lower them to my sides before dumping them tho

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

No camel toes in your lycra

Dont fart when you do crunches

Dont blow kisses at yourself when you're in front of the mirror

You havent used enough fake tan unless you are orange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't sit on the machines chatting while a queue of irate people are waiting to use them. if you're here for a social meet, the cafe is downstairs!"

I'm with you on that one! Pet hate of mine

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By *igerstyle2k2 OP   Man
over a year ago

Oxfordshire

There was one about not bringing your phone to the gym and lycra being a privilege not a right, haha!

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford


"No camel toes in your lycra

Dont fart when you do crunches

Dont blow kisses at yourself when you're in front of the mirror

You havent used enough fake tan unless you are orange

"
love a camel toe dont hide that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shit always gets put back

ill give advice if asked but ill approach and tell someone if their forms so shit it could hurt em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dont fart when you do crunches"

Also true when doing Squats - farting on the way up is considered cheating.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"No camel toes in your lycra

Dont fart when you do crunches

Dont blow kisses at yourself when you're in front of the mirror

You havent used enough fake tan unless you are orange

love a camel toe dont hide that "

I meant the guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't sit on the machines chatting while a queue of irate people are waiting to use them. if you're here for a social meet, the cafe is downstairs!"

Cafe, what a posh gym

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Hands up to traipsing water from the pool to my changing room in my daughters posh gym.

The cleaner grumbled , mumbled , gesticulated angrily and generally showed her annoyance without speaking to me......

So ......

I went back in the pool n did it all again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no matter how long you look at youself in the mirror..its not magic and isnt going to tell you how good looking you are...

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Don't sit on the machines chatting while a queue of irate people are waiting to use them. if you're here for a social meet, the cafe is downstairs!

Cafe, what a posh gym "

When you live in York they're all posh.

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By *orkscrew CurlsWoman
over a year ago

Loughborough Leics

Don't use the changing room as a place to sit and gossip with your friend.

Someone may have been having an enjoyable private moment in the shower, and you walked in just at the wrong time, and now they don't want to come out and have to dry off and get dressed while the 2 of you sit there fully clothed and glancing over....

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By *igerstyle2k2 OP   Man
over a year ago

Oxfordshire

Can't forget farting while on the treadmill then trying to pass it off on the person next to you.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"I hate people who just sit on equipment texting, if your not using it fuck off "

In my gym there is a clear message that mobiles are not to be used in the gym. I agree with that - people can go outside if they need to phone or text

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By *tressfreeMan
over a year ago

Northampton

What really makes me angry is when they just look up at you and then carry on texting grrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hubby's gym has a saying on the door from reception into the gym which says "If you suffer from ILS then pick your F**cking window".

Mrs F

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

ILS ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ILS ?"

“Imaginary Lat Syndrome”.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ILS ?

“Imaginary Lat Syndrome”."

I've also heard it called 'Imaginary Carpet Rolls' from the stance the offenders effect :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is no need to walk around changing room with your cock and hairy arse. You Got a bloody towel around your shoulder use it!!!!!

Or better yet shower at home!!!

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By *ander_XMan
over a year ago

Greater Manchester

- Don't curl in the squat rack.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No fur coats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"- Don't curl in the squat rack."

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By *inky BunnyMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Don't dominate the gym floor space by holding/shouting out loud conversations where others are working.

Don't talk about all the doom that has happened to you this week and is going to happen to you next week. Forget that for ONE HOUR and smash some weights.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate people who just sit on equipment texting, if your not using it fuck off "
i 3rd that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No fur coats"

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