FabSwingers.com forum: Who fancies an orgy?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Considering quite a lot of us might be having a dry spell from sex, what better way than catching up?…..

Do you think you could manage one? Or the many people that are crawling over each other on the floor?

Narrator - Woidy begins to throw the duvet and many cushions onto the floor, .. and he pulls the game TWISTER FROM THE CUPBOARD.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

I'm not having a dry spell but i too am in

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By *apidaryMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

When it's this cold my highest ambition falls back on being a bowl of hot soup.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be watching in the corner, with a 12 pack of wotsits

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Ooh, I love twister! In.

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In

I knew you would be!

spin that wheel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be watching in the corner, with a 12 pack of wotsits"

I'll join you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooh, I love twister! In.

Mrs TMN x"

Haha. Right hand on boobs…. I mean blue!! Right hand on blue!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll be watching in the corner, with a 12 pack of wotsits"

Cheesy fingers?

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"I'll be watching in the corner, with a 12 pack of wotsits

Cheesy fingers? "

Well I was in till you mentioned cheesy fingers, I'm out now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll be watching in the corner, with a 12 pack of wotsits

Cheesy fingers?

Well I was in till you mentioned cheesy fingers, I'm out now

^he started it.

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

"I'm not having a dry spell but i too am in

Nobody likes a bragger

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"I'm not having a dry spell but i too am in

Nobody likes a bragger

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You not working?

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

"I'm not having a dry spell but i too am in

Nobody likes a bragger

You not working? "

Everyone needs a break

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
over a year ago

London

I’ll sit and see if anything kinky enough floats my boat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll sit and see if anything kinky enough floats my boat

An Orgy isn’t kinky enough for you.

Narrator - “ tough crowd Woody, Tough crowd!!”

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
over a year ago

London

"I’ll sit and see if anything kinky enough floats my boat

An Orgy isn’t kinky enough for you.

Narrator - “ tough crowd Woody, Tough crowd!!” "

Well vanilla orgys do happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be watching in the corner, with a 12 pack of wotsits

Cheesy fingers?

Well I was in till you mentioned cheesy fingers, I'm out now

^he started it.

Fine you can all sit in the corner with me, but you ain't getting any wotsits.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

I was going to say enthusiastically “In!” but then I saw the Twister!

I bloody hate Twister, even more than sudoku and Monopoly combined.

I guess I’ll join the corner brigade then

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Can I pop in, pick someone and then go somewhere else please

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
over a year ago

London

"Can I pop in, pick someone and then go somewhere else please

Like a naughty supermarket. Off the shelf cock

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Cant i dont share my food sorry

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Can I pop in, pick someone and then go somewhere else please

Like a naughty supermarket. Off the shelf cock"

Ha. Yep!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Cant i dont share my food sorry"

Who says I want to eat your food ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll be watching in the corner, with a 12 pack of wotsits

Cheesy fingers?

Well I was in till you mentioned cheesy fingers, I'm out now

^he started it.

Fine you can all sit in the corner with me, but you ain't getting any wotsits. "

I’m not hungry…it’s a hard pass. Sorry.

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

"Cant i dont share my food sorry

Who says I want to eat your food ??

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my prey is my food

muhahahahaaa

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I pop in, pick someone and then go somewhere else please

Do we all have to sand to attention in a line. ?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Can I pop in, pick someone and then go somewhere else please

Do we all have to sand to attention in a line. ? "

Oh. I like that idea!

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

In. But if I put my back out playing twister I'll not be best pleased.

Can I just lie down, stick some coloured dots on myself and be the playing board?

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

I have not been involved in an orgy for a decade now and boy would I love one

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"In. But if I put my back out playing twister I'll not be best pleased.

Can I just lie down, stick some coloured dots on myself and be the playing board?

What are we using for the spinner???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In. But if I put my back out playing twister I'll not be best pleased.

Can I just lie down, stick some coloured dots on myself and be the playing board?

You’re going to want to choose the locations aren’t you?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Cant i dont share my food sorry

Who says I want to eat your food ??

my prey is my food

muhahahahaaa"

Exactly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have not been involved in an orgy for a decade now and boy would I love one"

Prepare to wait another decade with the conviction of people in fab.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In. But if I put my back out playing twister I'll not be best pleased.

Can I just lie down, stick some coloured dots on myself and be the playing board?

What are we using for the spinner???

His bow tie.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"I'll be watching in the corner, with a 12 pack of wotsits"

Can I have a wotsit ?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"In. But if I put my back out playing twister I'll not be best pleased.

Can I just lie down, stick some coloured dots on myself and be the playing board?

You’re going to want to choose the locations aren’t you? "

Bugger. You sussed my cunning plan.....

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"In. But if I put my back out playing twister I'll not be best pleased.

Can I just lie down, stick some coloured dots on myself and be the playing board?

What are we using for the spinner???

His bow tie.

Wasn't quite what I was thinking

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"In. But if I put my back out playing twister I'll not be best pleased.

Can I just lie down, stick some coloured dots on myself and be the playing board?

What are we using for the spinner???

His bow tie.

Wasn't quite what I was thinking

Helicopter?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"In. But if I put my back out playing twister I'll not be best pleased.

Can I just lie down, stick some coloured dots on myself and be the playing board?

What are we using for the spinner???

His bow tie.

Wasn't quite what I was thinking

Helicopter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be watching in the corner, with a 12 pack of wotsits

Can I have a wotsit ? "

Play your cards right

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

"Cant i dont share my food sorry

Who says I want to eat your food ??

my prey is my food

muhahahahaaa

Exactly

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excuse my brain hes a bit slow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In. But if I put my back out playing twister I'll not be best pleased.

Can I just lie down, stick some coloured dots on myself and be the playing board?

What are we using for the spinner???

His bow tie.

Wasn't quite what I was thinking

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"I'll be watching in the corner, with a 12 pack of wotsits

Can I have a wotsit ?

Play your cards right"

I'm ace, does that count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be watching in the corner, with a 12 pack of wotsits

Can I have a wotsit ?

Play your cards right

I'm ace, does that count?"

Depends what we're playing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No thanks

Wonkos in though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll be watching in the corner, with a 12 pack of wotsits

Can I have a wotsit ?

Play your cards right

I'm ace, does that count?"

^shes a joker

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over a year ago

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

I have not been involved in an orgy for a decade now and boy would I love one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have not been involved in an orgy for a decade now and boy would I love one"

I’ve just seen your twin brother in here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not for me thanks. I’m just here to see what people are having for their tea.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not for me thanks. I’m just here to see what people are having for their tea. "

Normally haribos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not for me thanks. I’m just here to see what people are having for their tea.

Normally haribos.

Diet of Champions, I’m feeling inspired. But which ones?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Cant i dont share my food sorry

Who says I want to eat your food ??

my prey is my food

muhahahahaaa

Exactly

excuse my brain hes a bit slow"

Aah bless him

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"I'll be watching in the corner, with a 12 pack of wotsits"

No, you won’t *drags you into the centre of the orgy*

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"I have not been involved in an orgy for a decade now and boy would I love one

Prepare to wait another decade with the conviction of people in fab.

Who’s getting convicted? Orgies are legal in the proper venues.

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"Can I pop in, pick someone and then go somewhere else please

Do we all have to sand to attention in a line. ?

Oh. I like that idea!

Preferences are so varied. I’d rather they KNEEL.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Ive been to a few in my time, you have to be a little pushy otherwise you get cold and excluded

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"I'll be watching in the corner, with a 12 pack of wotsits

Can I have a wotsit ?

Play your cards right

I'm ace, does that count?

Depends what we're playing."

Strip poker ??? I have an excellent poker face.... so I've been told lol

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"I'll be watching in the corner, with a 12 pack of wotsits

Can I have a wotsit ?

Play your cards right

I'm ace, does that count?

^shes a joker

You can stand outside!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be watching in the corner, with a 12 pack of wotsits

Can I have a wotsit ?

Play your cards right

I'm ace, does that count?

Depends what we're playing.

Strip poker ??? I have an excellent poker face.... so I've been told lol"

I've an excellent poke her face, too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not for me thanks. I’m just here to see what people are having for their tea.

Normally haribos.

Diet of Champions, I’m feeling inspired. But which ones? "

Randoms.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"I'll be watching in the corner, with a 12 pack of wotsits

Can I have a wotsit ?

Play your cards right

I'm ace, does that count?

Depends what we're playing.

Strip poker ??? I have an excellent poker face.... so I've been told lol

I've an excellent poke her face, too."

I might have to see that some time

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Can it be an all women orgy?

Mrs

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Can it be an all women orgy?

Mrs "

I'm definitely in for that

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By *enm83Man
over a year ago

Stockport

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can it be an all women orgy?

Mrs "

…… *sighs.

Sure, but can I at least watch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was going to say enthusiastically “In!” but then I saw the Twister!

I bloody hate Twister, even more than sudoku and Monopoly combined.

I guess I’ll join the corner brigade then

We can moan about the lack of wotsits if you like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can it be an all women orgy?

Mrs "

Oh now I'm in!!!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Can it be an all women orgy?

Mrs "

Oh I’ll be in for this!

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
over a year ago

London

"Can it be an all women orgy?

Mrs

Oh now I'm in!!!

Would I still be able to sit in the corner?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can it be an all women orgy?

Mrs

Oh now I'm in!!!

Would I still be able to sit in the corner?

Only if you promise to sit with your back facing the orgy and you ensure you block the view of others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Room for one more?

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"Can it be an all women orgy?

Mrs "

I’ve heard it said that fab already is…

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can it be an all women orgy?

Mrs

I’ve heard it said that fab already is…

No. Just the forum.

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
over a year ago

London

"Can it be an all women orgy?

Mrs

Oh now I'm in!!!

Would I still be able to sit in the corner?

Only if you promise to sit with your back facing the orgy and you ensure you block the view of others

No problem, I have eyes in the back of my head

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"In

I knew you would be!

spin that wheel.

I choose numbers 1-10 please and thank you

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"In

I knew you would be!

spin that wheel.

I choose numbers 1-10 please and thank you

That’s my greedy girl

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Can it be an all women orgy?

Mrs

…… *sighs.

Sure, but can I at least watch?

Of course, be rude not to let you since you inadvertently organised it

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In

I knew you would be!

spin that wheel.

I choose numbers 1-10 please and thank you

You do know how twister works don’t you?

I thought it was colours.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can it be an all women orgy?

Mrs

…… *sighs.

Sure, but can I at least watch?

Of course, be rude not to let you since you inadvertently organised it

Mrs "

Phwoar

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Can it be an all women orgy?

Mrs

Oh I’ll be in for this!"

Yey we have 4 ladies, I'm all in!

Mrs

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Can it be an all women orgy?

Mrs

I’ve heard it said that fab already is…

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dated?

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Can it be an all women orgy?

Mrs

I’ve heard it said that fab already is…

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top heavy?

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By *zeroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

In. This way I disappoint multiple people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not today thanks. I have plans.

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
over a year ago

London

How about an all woman orgy with men tied to chairs watching only?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"In

I knew you would be!

spin that wheel.

I choose numbers 1-10 please and thank you

That’s my greedy girl

Thank you gorgeous

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"In

I knew you would be!

spin that wheel.

I choose numbers 1-10 please and thank you

You do know how twister works don’t you?

I thought it was colours.

Not in this orgy it isn’t

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How about an all woman orgy with men tied to chairs watching only?"

………..

Whose side are you on?

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
over a year ago

London

"How about an all woman orgy with men tied to chairs watching only?

………..

Whose side are you on? "

Haha I didn’t say they couldn’t untie us if they felt the need

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How about an all woman orgy with men tied to chairs watching only?

………..

Whose side are you on?

Haha I didn’t say they couldn’t untie us if they felt the need

Have you seen a woman tie and untie a knot?

we’d be there all day

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"How about an all woman orgy with men tied to chairs watching only?"

How about a women only orgy… no men at all

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How about an all woman orgy with men tied to chairs watching only?

How about a women only orgy… no men at all

Wait, wait wait, wait wait!!!! …., Don’t get carried away.

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
over a year ago

London

"How about an all woman orgy with men tied to chairs watching only?

How about a women only orgy… no men at all

Oi i thought you were my friend!!! Haha

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"How about an all woman orgy with men tied to chairs watching only?

How about a women only orgy… no men at all

Wait, wait wait, wait wait!!!! …., Don’t get carried away.

Oh I love getting carried away. Especially by all these beautiful women

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"….

Oh I love getting carried away. Especially by all these beautiful women

I’ve said this before.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"How about an all woman orgy with men tied to chairs watching only?

………..

Whose side are you on?

Haha I didn’t say they couldn’t untie us if they felt the need

Have you seen a woman tie and untie a knot?

we’d be there all day"

That's the point

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
over a year ago

London

"How about an all woman orgy with men tied to chairs watching only?

………..

Whose side are you on?

Haha I didn’t say they couldn’t untie us if they felt the need

Have you seen a woman tie and untie a knot?

we’d be there all day

That's the point

Edging

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Considering quite a lot of us might be having a dry spell from sex, what better way than catching up?…..

Do you think you could manage one? Or the many people that are crawling over each other on the floor?

Narrator - Woidy begins to throw the duvet and many cushions onto the floor, .. and he pulls the game TWISTER FROM THE CUPBOARD.

Ewww god no, people can leave their egos at the door but not their disease.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Considering quite a lot of us might be having a dry spell from sex, what better way than catching up?…..

Do you think you could manage one? Or the many people that are crawling over each other on the floor?

Narrator - Woidy begins to throw the duvet and many cushions onto the floor, .. and he pulls the game TWISTER FROM THE CUPBOARD.

Ewww god no, people can leave their egos at the door but not their disease.

The mr "

Ouch. ….. I guess you are not invited then.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Considering quite a lot of us might be having a dry spell from sex, what better way than catching up?…..

Do you think you could manage one? Or the many people that are crawling over each other on the floor?

Narrator - Woidy begins to throw the duvet and many cushions onto the floor, .. and he pulls the game TWISTER FROM THE CUPBOARD.

Ewww god no, people can leave their egos at the door but not their disease.

The mr

Ouch. ….. I guess you are not invited then.

I’ll come and observe if you really want me to stand in a corner and squirt a few with disinfectant.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Considering quite a lot of us might be having a dry spell from sex, what better way than catching up?…..

Do you think you could manage one? Or the many people that are crawling over each other on the floor?

Narrator - Woidy begins to throw the duvet and many cushions onto the floor, .. and he pulls the game TWISTER FROM THE CUPBOARD.

Ewww god no, people can leave their egos at the door but not their disease.

The mr

Ouch. ….. I guess you are not invited then.

I’ll come and observe if you really want me to stand in a corner and squirt a few with disinfectant.

The mr "

Just make sure you don’t block my view of your wife…..

You know she’s in their right?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Considering quite a lot of us might be having a dry spell from sex, what better way than catching up?…..

Do you think you could manage one? Or the many people that are crawling over each other on the floor?

Narrator - Woidy begins to throw the duvet and many cushions onto the floor, .. and he pulls the game TWISTER FROM THE CUPBOARD.

Ewww god no, people can leave their egos at the door but not their disease.

The mr

Ouch. ….. I guess you are not invited then.

I’ll come and observe if you really want me to stand in a corner and squirt a few with disinfectant.

The mr

Just make sure you don’t block my view of your wife…..

You know she’s in their right?

You crack on mate, don’t mind me.

The mr

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over a year ago

"Considering quite a lot of us might be having a dry spell from sex, what better way than catching up?…..

Do you think you could manage one? Or the many people that are crawling over each other on the floor?

Narrator - Woidy begins to throw the duvet and many cushions onto the floor, .. and he pulls the game TWISTER FROM THE CUPBOARD.

Ewww god no, people can leave their egos at the door but not their disease.

The mr

Ouch. ….. I guess you are not invited then.

I’ll come and observe if you really want me to stand in a corner and squirt a few with disinfectant.

The mr

Just make sure you don’t block my view of your wife…..

You know she’s in their right?

You crack on mate, don’t mind me.

The mr "

She’s already kicked me out. .., I’m watching.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had one at my place years ago would love to hold another

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Considering quite a lot of us might be having a dry spell from sex, what better way than catching up?…..

Do you think you could manage one? Or the many people that are crawling over each other on the floor?

Narrator - Woidy begins to throw the duvet and many cushions onto the floor, .. and he pulls the game TWISTER FROM THE CUPBOARD.

Ewww god no, people can leave their egos at the door but not their disease.

The mr

Ouch. ….. I guess you are not invited then.

I’ll come and observe if you really want me to stand in a corner and squirt a few with disinfectant.

The mr

Just make sure you don’t block my view of your wife…..

You know she’s in their right?

You crack on mate, don’t mind me.

The mr

She’s already kicked me out. .., I’m watching.

In that case, here borrow my binoculars.

The mr

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over a year ago

"…

The mr

She’s already kicked me out. .., I’m watching.

In that case, here borrow my binoculars.

The mr "

*puts telescope away. …takes binoculars.

Thank you.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"How about an all woman orgy with men tied to chairs watching only?

How about a women only orgy… no men at all

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Men are realy a spare part in this forum aren’t we.

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