FabSwingers.com forum: Secret service

By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Probably the wrong time of day really but why not.

Have you got something you're dying to say?

Too shy to mail your crush?

Just wanna pay someone a compliment?

Maybe you have some words of wisdom for everyone?

Send me your message and I'll post it here

I will not post any horrible messages and any messages asking “who said it” will be deleted. Your secrets are safe with me as always

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

There are no secrets only zool

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Yes i need a pee

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"There are no secrets only zool"

Only what?

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By *he ass man 666Man
over a year ago

paradise city

Ghostbuster’s movie quote

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

What are you all on about!

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

"There are no secrets only zool

Only what?"
zooooooooooool

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

In. Just for the craic.

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Dare you to google it

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Oh I’m totally IN!

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Dare you to google it"

Some game. I don’t do games.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"There are no secrets only zool

Only what?zooooooooooool"
i googled it and its the underside of the foot or a gamers game

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

"Dare you to google it

Some game. I don’t do games. "
fine ya big grump its a slightly altered line from ghostbusters

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

This is going well.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I åm ín.

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Dare you to google it

Some game. I don’t do games. fine ya big grump its a slightly altered line from ghostbusters

. Ah I know ghostbusters

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"This is going well."

Never does in the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In.

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

In, but I'm all out of wisdom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ghostbuster’s movie quote "

How he got that quote in to refer to this, I’ll never know!!

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"This is going well.

Never does in the day

"
what happens at night?

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

It’s a sausage fest in here

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

"Ghostbuster’s movie quote

How he got that quote in to refer to this, I’ll never know!!

"
butchering quotes is what lifes about

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
over a year ago

Hell

I need cheering up today so I am in

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

"It’s a sausage fest in here "
sorry lads like ghostbusters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need cheering up today so I am in

That’s a point. I might as well leave now.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"It’s a sausage fest in here "
not from me i don't like sausages

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"It’s a sausage fest in here "

Cumberland or Lincolnshire?

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"It’s a sausage fest in here

Cumberland or Lincolnshire? "

Lincolnshire is too herby for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is going well."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s a sausage fest in here

Cumberland or Lincolnshire? "

Square!!!

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Dear Nora

There is a horrendous shortage of cock pictures in my inbox. Do you think the guys on the thread might have any suggestions to help me get more?

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By *oveToPlay.Couple
over a year ago

Yorkshire

S xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s a sausage fest in here

Cumberland or Lincolnshire?

Lincolnshire is too herby for me "

I’ll have 53 sausages then please.

One for the 80s kids

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"It’s a sausage fest in here

Cumberland or Lincolnshire?

Lincolnshire is too herby for me "

So you like them peppery then?

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

please tell Woody I will cheer him up any time he likes

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"It’s a sausage fest in here

Cumberland or Lincolnshire?

Square!!!"

Lorne? Delicious.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Dear Nora

There is a horrendous shortage of cock pictures in my inbox. Do you think the guys on the thread might have any suggestions to help me get more?"
reverse pschology guys its a trick question

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Dear Nora

There is a horrendous shortage of cock pictures in my inbox. Do you think the guys on the thread might have any suggestions to help me get more?reverse pschology guys its a trick question

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psychology

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"This is going well.

Perhaps nobody trusts me anymore

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"This is going well.

Perhaps nobody trusts me anymore

I’d trust you with my sausage

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"This is going well.

Perhaps nobody trusts me anymore

I’d trust you with my sausage "

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By *iz78Woman
over a year ago

wirral

I'm in, a bit less of a sausage fest now

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Sorry if i broke it

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I'm in, a bit less of a sausage fest now"

Yay

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Who would trust a woman who tries to walk with her skirt around her knees?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

In ...

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Sorry if i broke it

if it’s gonna be anyone it’s gonna be you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

please tell Woody I will cheer him up any time he likes

Oh yeh? How. If it’s twister. I’m in.

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By *nsatiable n baldCouple
over a year ago

somewhere only we know

Rant regarding my missing Wine gums

If you know you know

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
over a year ago

Hell

please tell Woody I will cheer him up any time he likes

Oh yeh? How. If it’s twister. I’m in.

LEFT HAND GREEN

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Please tell Harlot o Scara.....

On our next anniversary I'll bang her up the no no.

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
over a year ago

Hell

"Please tell Harlot o Scara.....

On our next anniversary I'll bang her up the no no.

He always promises that. And then forgot my birthday

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"It’s a sausage fest in here "

Ooh I like sausage. I’m in.

Anyone got a bratwurst?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

In. I have a hangover though so messages might be slightly grumpy. Also if anyone wants to message our lovely OP, I'll be her postie.

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I do like your SS thread twinny

Count me in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

please tell Woody I will cheer him up any time he likes

Oh yeh? How. If it’s twister. I’m in.

LEFT HAND GREEN"

you cheered me up. *snog ^

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
over a year ago

Hell

please tell Woody I will cheer him up any time he likes

Oh yeh? How. If it’s twister. I’m in.

LEFT HAND GREEN

you cheered me up. *shag ^"

FTFY

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Tell cookie i like how her rat has a fanny parting hair cut

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Please tell woody that even though I'm on a diet I would suck the cream right out of him

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

please tell Woody I will cheer him up any time he likes

Oh yeh? How. If it’s twister. I’m in.

LEFT HAND GREEN

you cheered me up. *shag ^

FTFY"

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Tell mistypeaks i love how she uses the toilet duck

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Could you please tell Misty, why does she bother with underwear when my hands and mouth would keep her nipples warm in this weather!

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Can you tell Cookie I wanna nibble on her chocolate chips and that I can also bring the cream if she likes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please tell woody that even though I'm on a diet I would suck the cream right out of him

If you only swallow half the first time, it’s half the calories….. you can then do it twice

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"Tell cookie i like how her rat has a fanny parting hair cut

I’m so glad you remember

You always say the sweetest things

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Tell harlot i like how her hanus can sing nessundorma just like pavarotti

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Hiya would you tell the lovely Mistypeaks that I'm hoping 2024 is the year she'll ride me like me like she stole me

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Tell juliebeef i like how there stroganoff to boink and arm wrestle at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NORA!!!

There’s a gentleman, giving you some travel advice that you should maybe get yourself into a train and travel north , and if all goes well and you follow your “ wrong train “ way of travelling , you will find yourself in his bed

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"NORA!!!

Is this you Woody

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Tell juliebeef i like how there stroganoff to boink and arm wrestle at the same time"

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Ps im in but im resting my brain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"NORA!!!

Is this you Woody "

I found that secret message in my inbox. … I just passed it on.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Could you please tell Misty, why does she bother with underwear when my hands and mouth would keep her nipples warm in this weather!

Offer accepted (I think I know who it is)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonko’s in

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Ps im in but im resting my brain"

. I’m not saying anything

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"NORA!!!

Is this you Woody

I found that secret message in my inbox. … I just passed it on.

Who was it?

I hate this game

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Tell wonko i like how hes in n out but not how he shakes it about after he goes number 1

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

"Ps im in but im resting my brain

. I’m not saying anything"
me either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"NORA!!!

Is this you Woody

I found that secret message in my inbox. … I just passed it on.

Who was it?

I hate this game "

Hahahaha. I can’t tell you, it’s a secret

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell wonko i like how hes in n out but not how he shakes it about after he goes number 1"

Ok who put the camera in my bathroom?

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"NORA!!!

Is this you Woody

I found that secret message in my inbox. … I just passed it on.

Who was it?

I hate this game

Hahahaha. I can’t tell you, it’s a secret

Grrrrrrrrrrr

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
over a year ago

London

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"NORA!!!

Is this you Woody

I found that secret message in my inbox. … I just passed it on.

Who was it?

I hate this game

Hahahaha. I can’t tell you, it’s a secret

Grrrrrrrrrrr"

So funny!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"NORA!!!

Is this you Woody

I found that secret message in my inbox. … I just passed it on.

Who was it?

I hate this game

Hahahaha. I can’t tell you, it’s a secret

Grrrrrrrrrrr"

I feel your pain.

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Mind blown 2 explorers in 1 room

look out for the giant balls

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Oh I’m totally IN!

Well this went well.

*kicks foot on ground and huffs

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

Afternoon all

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Tell _stella i like how she shouts into the voids but what wondering if she ever hears a ghostly voice shout back winston instead of an echo

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Tell Rose Tinted Glassed I need his second verification.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Tell _stella i like how she shouts into the voids but what wondering if she ever hears a ghostly voice shout back winston instead of an echo"

Winston? Who’s Winston?

Only ever heard an echo and the loud voice in my head saying, you insane fanny what are you doing?!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I like these, count us in

Mrs

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Done my part to keep this alive now it must learn to walk on its own 2 feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In while I sit here naked cooling off from a hot bath.

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Tell “unlos” I’ve never stopped missing them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lovely lady has employed me as a postie.....

Could you tell _mf123 he can growl in my ear anytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell “unlos” I’ve never stopped missing them."

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Yes i miss one in particular

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

"Lovely lady has employed me as a postie.....

Could you tell _mf123 he can growl in my ear anytime

"
its been a while its likely more a gargle

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Gotta go now x

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

One more

Nora. Could you please tell Mrs Knightsofthecoffeetable. I wish she was on the menu of my local Costa, and my order would definitely be a grande and I’ll take her ‘To go’. Because she looks amazingly tasty.

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Couple more after I left yesterday.

"Would you like to smoke the pipe of peace with me?"

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Please tell Shag I’m not trolling him on his “plans for tonight” threads. I simply have no filter. Some of what I say I’m doing that night is the god’s honest truth. Take the cat cone. That actually happened. A few forum users have seen the photo. Anyway, if he wants me to stop cracking wise on his threads I will.

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Please tell Woody that I would

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Don’t send anymore though. I’m

Not doing it today

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"send more. I’m doing it today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please tell Woody that I would "

Oh wow. ….

Intrigued but also worried. …

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Tell “unlos” I’ve never stopped missing them."

this but it’s also full of pathos.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

I'm just going to tell myself I'm awesome...

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"I'm just going to tell myself I'm awesome... "

You are!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"I'm just going to tell myself I'm awesome...

You are!

Ah thank you lovely, so are you

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I'm just going to tell myself I'm awesome...

You are!

Ah thank you lovely, so are you

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This entire thread is an Arthurian round table of åwesomeness!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Tell “unlos” I’ve never stopped missing them.

this but it’s also full of pathos."

Was the third one Aramis?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"I'm just going to tell myself I'm awesome...

You are!

Ah thank you lovely, so are you

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This entire thread is an Arthurian round table of åwesomeness!

And you dear Nero are also awesome

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

"I'm just going to tell myself I'm awesome...

You are!

Ah thank you lovely, so are you

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This entire thread is an Arthurian round table of åwesomeness!

And you dear Nero are also awesome

Giz a big snog and I’ll show you how awesome you are x

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"I'm just going to tell myself I'm awesome...

You are!

Ah thank you lovely, so are you

•

This entire thread is an Arthurian round table of åwesomeness!

And you dear Nero are also awesome

Giz a big snog and I’ll show you how awesome you are x"

aww thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh hello

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"Oh hello

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh hello

Oh its you! Hello.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh hello

Hello

Hello there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh hello

Oh its you! Hello.

Hiya buddy

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

Evening all

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"Evening all

Good evening

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

"Tell “unlos” I’ve never stopped missing them.

this but it’s also full of pathos.

Was the third one Aramis?

Oh Misty! How was this one missed.

It sparkles through the storm.

I want to marry it!!!

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