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"And I'm sure everyone knows you can get 16% off Lovehoney through fab." Here's a 25% LH code 
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Sadly since I moved there's bugger all eateries round here to satisfy my lazy shopping urges. 
Oh. And re Lovehoney. If you're a regular customer and don't mind leaving reviews (good ones, not one liners), apply to be a tester. I've had no end of fun stuff to try over the last 10 years and all for free.  | |||
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"Buy a cat and get, delivered straight to your feet when you least expect them, an ongoing supply of half-dead birds & rodents." I laughed at that way too much. | |||
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"If you use self serve at the shops, you can just steal stuff and if you get caught say you weren’t trained on how to operate those machines properly " Thanks, I'm going shopping in a bit I might give this a try | |||
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"Buy a cat and get, delivered straight to your feet when you least expect them, an ongoing supply of half-dead birds & rodents. I laughed at that way too much."Of all the sensual experiences I've had in my life, the least favourite was stepping in bare feet on a frog my cat had brought in. At the point when I was hopping up and down in the gloom in horror, not knowing whether the bits of frog I was wiping off my heel with my bare hand were still slightly alive, the cat appeared, purring proudly & demanding praise and stroking as acknowledgement of his great hunting skills. Sometimes life puts you in situations you hadn't anticipated.  | |||
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"Buy a cat and get, delivered straight to your feet when you least expect them, an ongoing supply of half-dead birds & rodents. I laughed at that way too much.
Of all the sensual experiences I've had in my life, the least favourite was stepping in bare feet on a frog my cat had brought in. At the point when I was hopping up and down in the gloom in horror, not knowing whether the bits of frog I was wiping off my heel with my bare hand were still slightly alive, the cat appeared, purring proudly & demanding praise and stroking as acknowledgement of his great hunting skills.
Sometimes life puts you in situations you hadn't anticipated. "Wait until you go into the utility room and find a live mole in a large sweet jar | |||
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"Too Good to Go. Epic deals.
Sadly since I moved there's bugger all eateries round here to satisfy my lazy shopping urges.
Oh. And re Lovehoney. If you're a regular customer and don't mind leaving reviews (good ones, not one liners), apply to be a tester. I've had no end of fun stuff to try over the last 10 years and all for free. "Olio is a similar app to TGTG | |||
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"Buy a cat and get, delivered straight to your feet when you least expect them, an ongoing supply of half-dead birds & rodents. I laughed at that way too much.
Of all the sensual experiences I've had in my life, the least favourite was stepping in bare feet on a frog my cat had brought in. At the point when I was hopping up and down in the gloom in horror, not knowing whether the bits of frog I was wiping off my heel with my bare hand were still slightly alive, the cat appeared, purring proudly & demanding praise and stroking as acknowledgement of his great hunting skills.
Sometimes life puts you in situations you hadn't anticipated.
Wait until you go into the utility room and find a live mole in a large sweet jar "A mole?
Have you got your specs on? | |||
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"Buy a cat and get, delivered straight to your feet when you least expect them, an ongoing supply of half-dead birds & rodents. I laughed at that way too much.
Of all the sensual experiences I've had in my life, the least favourite was stepping in bare feet on a frog my cat had brought in. At the point when I was hopping up and down in the gloom in horror, not knowing whether the bits of frog I was wiping off my heel with my bare hand were still slightly alive, the cat appeared, purring proudly & demanding praise and stroking as acknowledgement of his great hunting skills.
Sometimes life puts you in situations you hadn't anticipated.
Wait until you go into the utility room and find a live mole in a large sweet jar
A mole?
Have you got your specs on? " this was when we lived in a very rural area we had rabbits, bats, rats, frogs...you name it. | |||
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"Buy a cat and get, delivered straight to your feet when you least expect them, an ongoing supply of half-dead birds & rodents." Mine is 19 and this feature is now expired and has been replaced by surprise poops in unexpected places  | |||
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"Buy a cat and get, delivered straight to your feet when you least expect them, an ongoing supply of half-dead birds & rodents. I laughed at that way too much.
Of all the sensual experiences I've had in my life, the least favourite was stepping in bare feet on a frog my cat had brought in. At the point when I was hopping up and down in the gloom in horror, not knowing whether the bits of frog I was wiping off my heel with my bare hand were still slightly alive, the cat appeared, purring proudly & demanding praise and stroking as acknowledgement of his great hunting skills.
Sometimes life puts you in situations you hadn't anticipated.
Wait until you go into the utility room and find a live mole in a large sweet jar
A mole?
Have you got your specs on?
this was when we lived in a very rural area we had rabbits, bats, rats, frogs...you name it. "My girl used to leave terrified live mice in my dad's slippers and shoes for him to find when putting them on | |||
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"Buy a cat and get, delivered straight to your feet when you least expect them, an ongoing supply of half-dead birds & rodents. I laughed at that way too much.
Of all the sensual experiences I've had in my life, the least favourite was stepping in bare feet on a frog my cat had brought in. At the point when I was hopping up and down in the gloom in horror, not knowing whether the bits of frog I was wiping off my heel with my bare hand were still slightly alive, the cat appeared, purring proudly & demanding praise and stroking as acknowledgement of his great hunting skills.
Sometimes life puts you in situations you hadn't anticipated.
Wait until you go into the utility room and find a live mole in a large sweet jar
A mole?
Have you got your specs on?
this was when we lived in a very rural area we had rabbits, bats, rats, frogs...you name it. "Better than burglars I suppose. | |||
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"Buy a cat and get, delivered straight to your feet when you least expect them, an ongoing supply of half-dead birds & rodents. I laughed at that way too much.
Of all the sensual experiences I've had in my life, the least favourite was stepping in bare feet on a frog my cat had brought in. At the point when I was hopping up and down in the gloom in horror, not knowing whether the bits of frog I was wiping off my heel with my bare hand were still slightly alive, the cat appeared, purring proudly & demanding praise and stroking as acknowledgement of his great hunting skills.
Sometimes life puts you in situations you hadn't anticipated.
Wait until you go into the utility room and find a live mole in a large sweet jar
A mole?
Have you got your specs on?
this was when we lived in a very rural area we had rabbits, bats, rats, frogs...you name it.
My girl used to leave terrified live mice in my dad's slippers and shoes for him to find when putting them on"Our vet receptionists cat poos in her husband's work boots if he's upset him.  | |||
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"Loads of freebies with AA, had been a member for ages before I became aware" I don't drink enough to be a member. | |||
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"Buy a cat and get, delivered straight to your feet when you least expect them, an ongoing supply of half-dead birds & rodents. I laughed at that way too much.
Of all the sensual experiences I've had in my life, the least favourite was stepping in bare feet on a frog my cat had brought in. At the point when I was hopping up and down in the gloom in horror, not knowing whether the bits of frog I was wiping off my heel with my bare hand were still slightly alive, the cat appeared, purring proudly & demanding praise and stroking as acknowledgement of his great hunting skills.
Sometimes life puts you in situations you hadn't anticipated.
Wait until you go into the utility room and find a live mole in a large sweet jar
A mole?
Have you got your specs on?
this was when we lived in a very rural area we had rabbits, bats, rats, frogs...you name it.
My girl used to leave terrified live mice in my dad's slippers and shoes for him to find when putting them on
Our vet receptionists cat poos in her husband's work boots if he's upset him. " - they love a dirty protest!
I used to have a boy who would pee on my housemates bed whenever she upset me. The loyalty was priceless.  | |||
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"Buy a cat and get, delivered straight to your feet when you least expect them, an ongoing supply of half-dead birds & rodents. I laughed at that way too much."My boys aren’t allowed out (I know, I’m a terrible person) so they gift me items they’ve made themselves. I’ve told them they don’t need to give me anymore gifts… but do they listen? Do they, fuck. | |||
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"Buy a cat and get, delivered straight to your feet when you least expect them, an ongoing supply of half-dead birds & rodents. I laughed at that way too much.
Of all the sensual experiences I've had in my life, the least favourite was stepping in bare feet on a frog my cat had brought in. At the point when I was hopping up and down in the gloom in horror, not knowing whether the bits of frog I was wiping off my heel with my bare hand were still slightly alive, the cat appeared, purring proudly & demanding praise and stroking as acknowledgement of his great hunting skills.
Sometimes life puts you in situations you hadn't anticipated.
Wait until you go into the utility room and find a live mole in a large sweet jar
A mole?
Have you got your specs on?
this was when we lived in a very rural area we had rabbits, bats, rats, frogs...you name it.
My girl used to leave terrified live mice in my dad's slippers and shoes for him to find when putting them on
Our vet receptionists cat poos in her husband's work boots if he's upset him.
- they love a dirty protest!
I used to have a boy who would pee on my housemates bed whenever she upset me. The loyalty was priceless. "Soooo much reality here. | |||
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"Loads of freebies with AA, had been a member for ages before I became aware I don't drink enough to be a member. "Now’s the time to start  | |||
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"Loads of freebies with AA, had been a member for ages before I became aware" Oh really? I've been a member 20 years | |||
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"Free Ebooks and audiobooks from Libby app linked to your local library " Ohhhhhh thank you! Just cancelled audible as I don't want to support Bezosibub any longer. | |||
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"Buy a cat and get, delivered straight to your feet when you least expect them, an ongoing supply of half-dead birds & rodents. I laughed at that way too much.
Of all the sensual experiences I've had in my life, the least favourite was stepping in bare feet on a frog my cat had brought in. At the point when I was hopping up and down in the gloom in horror, not knowing whether the bits of frog I was wiping off my heel with my bare hand were still slightly alive, the cat appeared, purring proudly & demanding praise and stroking as acknowledgement of his great hunting skills.
Sometimes life puts you in situations you hadn't anticipated.
Wait until you go into the utility room and find a live mole in a large sweet jar "Or a live bat on your bed in the middle of the night. I was too scared to turn the light on, due to the sinister sound it made | |||
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This question is not only for OP but for everyone. *mad cackles* | |||
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"Buy a cat and get, delivered straight to your feet when you least expect them, an ongoing supply of half-dead birds & rodents. I laughed at that way too much.
Of all the sensual experiences I've had in my life, the least favourite was stepping in bare feet on a frog my cat had brought in. At the point when I was hopping up and down in the gloom in horror, not knowing whether the bits of frog I was wiping off my heel with my bare hand were still slightly alive, the cat appeared, purring proudly & demanding praise and stroking as acknowledgement of his great hunting skills.
Sometimes life puts you in situations you hadn't anticipated.
Wait until you go into the utility room and find a live mole in a large sweet jar
Or a live bat on your bed in the middle of the night. I was too scared to turn the light on, due to the sinister sound it made "really omg and they are protected | |||
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"Buy a cat and get, delivered straight to your feet when you least expect them, an ongoing supply of half-dead birds & rodents. I laughed at that way too much.
Of all the sensual experiences I've had in my life, the least favourite was stepping in bare feet on a frog my cat had brought in. At the point when I was hopping up and down in the gloom in horror, not knowing whether the bits of frog I was wiping off my heel with my bare hand were still slightly alive, the cat appeared, purring proudly & demanding praise and stroking as acknowledgement of his great hunting skills.
Sometimes life puts you in situations you hadn't anticipated.
Wait until you go into the utility room and find a live mole in a large sweet jar
Or a live bat on your bed in the middle of the night. I was too scared to turn the light on, due to the sinister sound it made really omg and they are protected "Frog under the bed at 3am.... I never knew frogs could scream until then. | |||
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"Buy a cat and get, delivered straight to your feet when you least expect them, an ongoing supply of half-dead birds & rodents. I laughed at that way too much.
Of all the sensual experiences I've had in my life, the least favourite was stepping in bare feet on a frog my cat had brought in. At the point when I was hopping up and down in the gloom in horror, not knowing whether the bits of frog I was wiping off my heel with my bare hand were still slightly alive, the cat appeared, purring proudly & demanding praise and stroking as acknowledgement of his great hunting skills.
Sometimes life puts you in situations you hadn't anticipated.
Wait until you go into the utility room and find a live mole in a large sweet jar
Or a live bat on your bed in the middle of the night. I was too scared to turn the light on, due to the sinister sound it made " that would terrify me | |||
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Is it good coffee?"Depends if it was a good cumming
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"Buy a cat and get, delivered straight to your feet when you least expect them, an ongoing supply of half-dead birds & rodents. Mine is 19 and this feature is now expired and has been replaced by surprise poops in unexpected places "Omg the joys of geriatric cat ownership. | |||
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