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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Did you know if you buy one days travel insurance you can get half price meals and movies with meerkat for a year?

Or that if you open a Lloyds bank account you can get free cinema tickets that last a year?

What have you got that you can share with the rest of us so we can all get some perks in these expensive times?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

And I'm sure everyone knows you can get 16% off Lovehoney through fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And I'm sure everyone knows you can get 16% off Lovehoney through fab."

Here's a 25% LH code

DDS-73AH-Z2SC-5QVP-KP2A

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

If you make me cum you get free coffee

Mrs

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

If Martin Lewis weren’t a happily married man, I’d do him for some coupons…

Maybe

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Too Good to Go. Epic deals.

Sadly since I moved there's bugger all eateries round here to satisfy my lazy shopping urges.

Oh. And re Lovehoney. If you're a regular customer and don't mind leaving reviews (good ones, not one liners), apply to be a tester. I've had no end of fun stuff to try over the last 10 years and all for free.

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By *apidaryMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Buy a cat and get, delivered straight to your feet when you least expect them, an ongoing supply of half-dead birds & rodents.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

If you buy one sealed unit you get one free

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Buy a cat and get, delivered straight to your feet when you least expect them, an ongoing supply of half-dead birds & rodents."

I laughed at that way too much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you use self serve at the shops, you can just steal stuff and if you get caught say you weren’t trained on how to operate those machines properly

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By *oe n JayCouple
over a year ago

Surrey

This is fun

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Ocado periodically offer around £20 off and three months free delivery. The first delivery arrives with vouchers for about six free items and an email offering about £15 off. The money off emails and free stuff continues for around six deliveries. After which you go into Sainsbury's spend a tenner and get a £12 voucher for an on line delivery

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands


"If you use self serve at the shops, you can just steal stuff and if you get caught say you weren’t trained on how to operate those machines properly "

Thanks, I'm going shopping in a bit I might give this a try

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By *apidaryMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Buy a cat and get, delivered straight to your feet when you least expect them, an ongoing supply of half-dead birds & rodents.

I laughed at that way too much."

Of all the sensual experiences I've had in my life, the least favourite was stepping in bare feet on a frog my cat had brought in. At the point when I was hopping up and down in the gloom in horror, not knowing whether the bits of frog I was wiping off my heel with my bare hand were still slightly alive, the cat appeared, purring proudly & demanding praise and stroking as acknowledgement of his great hunting skills.

Sometimes life puts you in situations you hadn't anticipated.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Buy a cat and get, delivered straight to your feet when you least expect them, an ongoing supply of half-dead birds & rodents.

I laughed at that way too much.

Of all the sensual experiences I've had in my life, the least favourite was stepping in bare feet on a frog my cat had brought in. At the point when I was hopping up and down in the gloom in horror, not knowing whether the bits of frog I was wiping off my heel with my bare hand were still slightly alive, the cat appeared, purring proudly & demanding praise and stroking as acknowledgement of his great hunting skills.

Sometimes life puts you in situations you hadn't anticipated. "

Wait until you go into the utility room and find a live mole in a large sweet jar

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By *onameyet2Man
over a year ago

chorley

Loads of freebies with AA, had been a member for ages before I became aware

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too Good to Go. Epic deals.

Sadly since I moved there's bugger all eateries round here to satisfy my lazy shopping urges.

Oh. And re Lovehoney. If you're a regular customer and don't mind leaving reviews (good ones, not one liners), apply to be a tester. I've had no end of fun stuff to try over the last 10 years and all for free. "

Olio is a similar app to TGTG

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants


"Buy a cat and get, delivered straight to your feet when you least expect them, an ongoing supply of half-dead birds & rodents.

I laughed at that way too much.

Of all the sensual experiences I've had in my life, the least favourite was stepping in bare feet on a frog my cat had brought in. At the point when I was hopping up and down in the gloom in horror, not knowing whether the bits of frog I was wiping off my heel with my bare hand were still slightly alive, the cat appeared, purring proudly & demanding praise and stroking as acknowledgement of his great hunting skills.

Sometimes life puts you in situations you hadn't anticipated.

Wait until you go into the utility room and find a live mole in a large sweet jar "

A mole?

Have you got your specs on?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Buy a cat and get, delivered straight to your feet when you least expect them, an ongoing supply of half-dead birds & rodents.

I laughed at that way too much.

Of all the sensual experiences I've had in my life, the least favourite was stepping in bare feet on a frog my cat had brought in. At the point when I was hopping up and down in the gloom in horror, not knowing whether the bits of frog I was wiping off my heel with my bare hand were still slightly alive, the cat appeared, purring proudly & demanding praise and stroking as acknowledgement of his great hunting skills.

Sometimes life puts you in situations you hadn't anticipated.

Wait until you go into the utility room and find a live mole in a large sweet jar

A mole?

Have you got your specs on? "

this was when we lived in a very rural area we had rabbits, bats, rats, frogs...you name it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Buy a cat and get, delivered straight to your feet when you least expect them, an ongoing supply of half-dead birds & rodents."

Mine is 19 and this feature is now expired and has been replaced by surprise poops in unexpected places

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Buy a cat and get, delivered straight to your feet when you least expect them, an ongoing supply of half-dead birds & rodents.

I laughed at that way too much.

Of all the sensual experiences I've had in my life, the least favourite was stepping in bare feet on a frog my cat had brought in. At the point when I was hopping up and down in the gloom in horror, not knowing whether the bits of frog I was wiping off my heel with my bare hand were still slightly alive, the cat appeared, purring proudly & demanding praise and stroking as acknowledgement of his great hunting skills.

Sometimes life puts you in situations you hadn't anticipated.

Wait until you go into the utility room and find a live mole in a large sweet jar

A mole?

Have you got your specs on?

this was when we lived in a very rural area we had rabbits, bats, rats, frogs...you name it. "

My girl used to leave terrified live mice in my dad's slippers and shoes for him to find when putting them on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you make me cum you get free coffee

Mrs "

Is it good coffee?

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants


"Buy a cat and get, delivered straight to your feet when you least expect them, an ongoing supply of half-dead birds & rodents.

I laughed at that way too much.

Of all the sensual experiences I've had in my life, the least favourite was stepping in bare feet on a frog my cat had brought in. At the point when I was hopping up and down in the gloom in horror, not knowing whether the bits of frog I was wiping off my heel with my bare hand were still slightly alive, the cat appeared, purring proudly & demanding praise and stroking as acknowledgement of his great hunting skills.

Sometimes life puts you in situations you hadn't anticipated.

Wait until you go into the utility room and find a live mole in a large sweet jar

A mole?

Have you got your specs on?

this was when we lived in a very rural area we had rabbits, bats, rats, frogs...you name it. "

Better than burglars I suppose.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Buy a cat and get, delivered straight to your feet when you least expect them, an ongoing supply of half-dead birds & rodents.

I laughed at that way too much.

Of all the sensual experiences I've had in my life, the least favourite was stepping in bare feet on a frog my cat had brought in. At the point when I was hopping up and down in the gloom in horror, not knowing whether the bits of frog I was wiping off my heel with my bare hand were still slightly alive, the cat appeared, purring proudly & demanding praise and stroking as acknowledgement of his great hunting skills.

Sometimes life puts you in situations you hadn't anticipated.

Wait until you go into the utility room and find a live mole in a large sweet jar

A mole?

Have you got your specs on?

this was when we lived in a very rural area we had rabbits, bats, rats, frogs...you name it.

My girl used to leave terrified live mice in my dad's slippers and shoes for him to find when putting them on"

Our vet receptionists cat poos in her husband's work boots if he's upset him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use a cashback site called Quidco and have had £2k in cashback over the years. Obviously shop around for the best deal but then check for available cashback. They have a browser plug in to help. The pennies add up and big purchases and travel give a lot back.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Loads of freebies with AA, had been a member for ages before I became aware"

I don't drink enough to be a member.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Buy a cat and get, delivered straight to your feet when you least expect them, an ongoing supply of half-dead birds & rodents.

I laughed at that way too much.

Of all the sensual experiences I've had in my life, the least favourite was stepping in bare feet on a frog my cat had brought in. At the point when I was hopping up and down in the gloom in horror, not knowing whether the bits of frog I was wiping off my heel with my bare hand were still slightly alive, the cat appeared, purring proudly & demanding praise and stroking as acknowledgement of his great hunting skills.

Sometimes life puts you in situations you hadn't anticipated.

Wait until you go into the utility room and find a live mole in a large sweet jar

A mole?

Have you got your specs on?

this was when we lived in a very rural area we had rabbits, bats, rats, frogs...you name it.

My girl used to leave terrified live mice in my dad's slippers and shoes for him to find when putting them on

Our vet receptionists cat poos in her husband's work boots if he's upset him. "

- they love a dirty protest!

I used to have a boy who would pee on my housemates bed whenever she upset me. The loyalty was priceless.

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By *cttMan
over a year ago

hatfield & Cannock

Switch a bank account over to first direct, get £175 withing month

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"Buy a cat and get, delivered straight to your feet when you least expect them, an ongoing supply of half-dead birds & rodents.

I laughed at that way too much."

My boys aren’t allowed out (I know, I’m a terrible person) so they gift me items they’ve made themselves.

I’ve told them they don’t need to give me anymore gifts… but do they listen? Do they, fuck.

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"Buy a cat and get, delivered straight to your feet when you least expect them, an ongoing supply of half-dead birds & rodents.

I laughed at that way too much.

Of all the sensual experiences I've had in my life, the least favourite was stepping in bare feet on a frog my cat had brought in. At the point when I was hopping up and down in the gloom in horror, not knowing whether the bits of frog I was wiping off my heel with my bare hand were still slightly alive, the cat appeared, purring proudly & demanding praise and stroking as acknowledgement of his great hunting skills.

Sometimes life puts you in situations you hadn't anticipated.

Wait until you go into the utility room and find a live mole in a large sweet jar

A mole?

Have you got your specs on?

this was when we lived in a very rural area we had rabbits, bats, rats, frogs...you name it.

My girl used to leave terrified live mice in my dad's slippers and shoes for him to find when putting them on

Our vet receptionists cat poos in her husband's work boots if he's upset him.

- they love a dirty protest!

I used to have a boy who would pee on my housemates bed whenever she upset me. The loyalty was priceless. "

Soooo much reality here.

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"Loads of freebies with AA, had been a member for ages before I became aware

I don't drink enough to be a member. "

Now’s the time to start

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Loads of freebies with AA, had been a member for ages before I became aware"

Oh really?

I've been a member 20 years

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By *panksspankedMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Free Ebooks and audiobooks from Libby app linked to your local library

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Make the most of your kids uni discounts... I get Amazon prime for only 4.49 a month.

Also get loads of discounts on ASOS and the like.

I recently downloaded an app called Trip and got my Railcard for half price, which in turn saves 30% on travel.

Do referral schemes on anything like Uber eats, to earn a tenner.

Use top cashback or Quidco for any online shopping or renewals.

I've got apps for scanning receipts which turn into points and Amazon vouchers.

Airtime rewards, link your cards, team points and get credit payed into your bank or off your phone bill.

Check your bank account for cashback deals.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Do a Morrisons shop on Amazon, I've had £15 off the last few with a code.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Free Ebooks and audiobooks from Libby app linked to your local library "

Ohhhhhh thank you!

Just cancelled audible as I don't want to support Bezosibub any longer.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Buy a cat and get, delivered straight to your feet when you least expect them, an ongoing supply of half-dead birds & rodents.

I laughed at that way too much.

Of all the sensual experiences I've had in my life, the least favourite was stepping in bare feet on a frog my cat had brought in. At the point when I was hopping up and down in the gloom in horror, not knowing whether the bits of frog I was wiping off my heel with my bare hand were still slightly alive, the cat appeared, purring proudly & demanding praise and stroking as acknowledgement of his great hunting skills.

Sometimes life puts you in situations you hadn't anticipated.

Wait until you go into the utility room and find a live mole in a large sweet jar "

Or a live bat on your bed in the middle of the night. I was too scared to turn the light on, due to the sinister sound it made

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

Has anyone made you an offer you couldn’t refuse?

This question is not only for OP but for everyone. *mad cackles*

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Buy a cat and get, delivered straight to your feet when you least expect them, an ongoing supply of half-dead birds & rodents.

I laughed at that way too much.

Of all the sensual experiences I've had in my life, the least favourite was stepping in bare feet on a frog my cat had brought in. At the point when I was hopping up and down in the gloom in horror, not knowing whether the bits of frog I was wiping off my heel with my bare hand were still slightly alive, the cat appeared, purring proudly & demanding praise and stroking as acknowledgement of his great hunting skills.

Sometimes life puts you in situations you hadn't anticipated.

Wait until you go into the utility room and find a live mole in a large sweet jar

Or a live bat on your bed in the middle of the night. I was too scared to turn the light on, due to the sinister sound it made "
really omg and they are protected

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset


"Buy a cat and get, delivered straight to your feet when you least expect them, an ongoing supply of half-dead birds & rodents.

I laughed at that way too much.

Of all the sensual experiences I've had in my life, the least favourite was stepping in bare feet on a frog my cat had brought in. At the point when I was hopping up and down in the gloom in horror, not knowing whether the bits of frog I was wiping off my heel with my bare hand were still slightly alive, the cat appeared, purring proudly & demanding praise and stroking as acknowledgement of his great hunting skills.

Sometimes life puts you in situations you hadn't anticipated.

Wait until you go into the utility room and find a live mole in a large sweet jar

Or a live bat on your bed in the middle of the night. I was too scared to turn the light on, due to the sinister sound it made really omg and they are protected "

Frog under the bed at 3am.... I never knew frogs could scream until then.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Buy a cat and get, delivered straight to your feet when you least expect them, an ongoing supply of half-dead birds & rodents.

I laughed at that way too much.

Of all the sensual experiences I've had in my life, the least favourite was stepping in bare feet on a frog my cat had brought in. At the point when I was hopping up and down in the gloom in horror, not knowing whether the bits of frog I was wiping off my heel with my bare hand were still slightly alive, the cat appeared, purring proudly & demanding praise and stroking as acknowledgement of his great hunting skills.

Sometimes life puts you in situations you hadn't anticipated.

Wait until you go into the utility room and find a live mole in a large sweet jar

Or a live bat on your bed in the middle of the night. I was too scared to turn the light on, due to the sinister sound it made "

that would terrify me

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds


"If you make me cum you get free coffee

Mrs

Is it good coffee?"

Depends if it was a good cumming

Mrs

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"Buy a cat and get, delivered straight to your feet when you least expect them, an ongoing supply of half-dead birds & rodents.

Mine is 19 and this feature is now expired and has been replaced by surprise poops in unexpected places "

Omg the joys of geriatric cat ownership.

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