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By *olly_chromatic OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Bradford and Stockport

I'm planning some household re-decoration and a friend is offering advice on colour schemes. She keeps suggesting paints with names like "cliff walk", "letters unread", "monarch", "vast lake",

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They sound a load more interesting than magnolia

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By *olly_chromatic OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Bradford and Stockport

All real colour names! And none of them give any clue what the colour actually is!

So tell me, if Fab was a company making paint or wallpaper, what names would appear in its colour charts? And what would those colours actually be?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best advice I've had from an interior designer is this -

How do you want to feel in each room?

Think about that. Do you want a shower room that wakes you up and energises you for your day? Or a calm bathroom to unwind in before bed. Or does it need to be more neutral because you want both?

Decide the moods for each space and then the colour choices become easier. You just pick the ones you associate with the feelings/mood you want

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By *olly_chromatic OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Bradford and Stockport

Starter suggestion:

"Nocturnal emission" - a bright luminous green.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All real colour names! And none of them give any clue what the colour actually is!

So tell me, if Fab was a company making paint or wallpaper, what names would appear in its colour charts? And what would those colours actually be?"

Not fair to ask the question on a reply OP

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By *olly_chromatic OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Bradford and Stockport

"All real colour names! And none of them give any clue what the colour actually is!

So tell me, if Fab was a company making paint or wallpaper, what names would appear in its colour charts? And what would those colours actually be?

Not fair to ask the question on a reply OP

I know - a touch of premature posting...

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By *exycarlashane181Couple
over a year ago

Leamington Spa

I seen some yarn colour name goose turd green... It was actually a good description

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By *adgerMan
over a year ago

york

"They sound a load more interesting than magnolia

They probably are all shades of magnolia

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

The Politics Forum? Probably something along the lines of 'Arterial Blood Red' as it gets a bit feisty in there.

The Virus Forum? A technicolour mix of crazy, simply called 'Batshit'

Swingers Chat would be wall to wall 'Creamy Spunk' and the Lounge would be a lovely shade of yellow called 'Ray of Fucking Sunshine' because its full of joy and happiness.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mayonnaise

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

Custard . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Custard . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

areola dreams

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Strangled cock purple

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

And of course, the legendary 'Waffle Blue'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two cups

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

Meet envy Green

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By *herry.bombWoman
over a year ago

basingstoke

Message unread yellow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lamp post piss

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage

"I'm planning some household re-decoration and a friend is offering advice on colour schemes. She keeps suggesting paints with names like "cliff walk", "letters unread", "monarch", "vast lake", "
Id paint all rooms magnolia its a neutral paint colour that doesn't influence your day in any way and when it needs repainting its readily available

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a serious note the Chinese have this covered with feng schui, next time you are in an expensive restaurant check out the colour scheme, to relax you the walls receiving most light are painted a slightly lighter shade of the same colour so the light reflectance zzzzzzzzzzzzz balance of the colour makes zzzzzzzzzzzz the adjacent wall appear brighter so the illusion zzzzzzzzzzzzz is the angle of the walls disappears zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz giving the apoearance of a single wall promoting calm and relaxation.zzzzzzzzzzz They have been at this for generations . Top players pay thousands zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz to designers to work this stuff out ,even putting false rounded corners in dark areas . Zzzzzzzzzz Frank lloyd Wright went the opposite way zz to define angles , yet used mostly white to soften edges ZZZ Hope that helps zzzzzz,zzz.Further consultation may receive an invoice ,just joking zzz

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By *olly_chromatic OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Bradford and Stockport

"areola dreams "

Ooo, I like that one! I think you've just found the new colour for my bedroom

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Balls - a cool icy blue, suggesting a great need

CBT - a blue tinged purple, also about balls

Drained - the colour is less relevant than its ability to look wrinkled no matter what you do

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"They sound a load more interesting than magnolia

Surely you mean harvest gold or autumn blush?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I worked at a paint and wallpaper manufacturer many times , the Llowen fennel bowen designer or what ever his name was promoted a'sports car seat piping yellow' .On the Munsell scale it was one up from an apricot white , available at half the price .Most wallpapers are of similar quality ,yet the price difference is massive depending on who designed it. For best value get the 6 foot wide stuff,

As for my choice of colour l think bullshit brown just about right with a feature wall of tripe yellow

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I'm surprised nobody has suggested anything glittery yet, what with this being a lounge thread......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spunk white

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Spunk white "

Perfect for doors, coving, skirting boards, kitchen cabinets, bedsheets, and curtains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spunk white

Perfect for doors, coving, skirting boards, kitchen cabinets, bedsheets, and curtains"

Exactly! Get it in a wipe clean finish and everyone’s a winner

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Spunk white

Perfect for doors, coving, skirting boards, kitchen cabinets, bedsheets, and curtains

Exactly! Get it in a wipe clean finish and everyone’s a winner

Does it come in an authentic mottled finish, you know, to look like its inspiration?

(Can you imagine the concept board in a corporate board room

)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spunk white

Perfect for doors, coving, skirting boards, kitchen cabinets, bedsheets, and curtains

Exactly! Get it in a wipe clean finish and everyone’s a winner

Does it come in an authentic mottled finish, you know, to look like its inspiration?

(Can you imagine the concept board in a corporate board room

I mean you could probably get that authentic finish by not stirring it first

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Spunk white "

Does it cum in silk or just mat?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Time wasted: a neutral black, LRV of 1, like the dark night you now have to spend on your own

Wild goose chase: a cool white, like the LED in your headlights

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

brilliant white spunk half price wickes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spunk white

Does it cum in silk or just mat?"

It comes in lumps

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Spunk white

Perfect for doors, coving, skirting boards, kitchen cabinets, bedsheets, and curtains

Exactly! Get it in a wipe clean finish and everyone’s a winner

Does it come in an authentic mottled finish, you know, to look like its inspiration?

(Can you imagine the concept board in a corporate board room

)

I mean you could probably get that authentic finish by not stirring it first

Is true, is true.

Then go to one of those down home DIY youtube channels to find out the best tools to use for the finish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spunk white

Perfect for doors, coving, skirting boards, kitchen cabinets, bedsheets, and curtains

Exactly! Get it in a wipe clean finish and everyone’s a winner

Does it come in an authentic mottled finish, you know, to look like its inspiration?

(Can you imagine the concept board in a corporate board room

)

I mean you could probably get that authentic finish by not stirring it first

Is true, is true.

Then go to one of those down home DIY youtube channels to find out the best tools to use for the finish"

Sponging would give that effect!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Spunk white

Does it cum in silk or just mat?

It comes in lumps

Needs more stirring or water ..

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Spunk white

Perfect for doors, coving, skirting boards, kitchen cabinets, bedsheets, and curtains

Exactly! Get it in a wipe clean finish and everyone’s a winner

Does it come in an authentic mottled finish, you know, to look like its inspiration?

(Can you imagine the concept board in a corporate board room

)

I mean you could probably get that authentic finish by not stirring it first

Is true, is true.

Then go to one of those down home DIY youtube channels to find out the best tools to use for the finish

Sponging would give that effect!"

I think this might violate Youtube TOS somehow

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Can't travel: the main colour of a train ticket

Can't travel bold: the orange of a train ticket

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By *onameyet2Man
over a year ago

chorley

"Spunk white

Does it cum in silk or just mat?"

Cums in Matt if you’re gay/bi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘My wife just got home’ : a nice muted grey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spunk white

Does it cum in silk or just mat?

Cums in Matt if you’re gay/bi

Pahaha

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"Spunk white

Does it cum in silk or just mat?

Cums in Matt if you’re gay/bi

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Hung like a - a beautiful chestnut brown

Compensating - a pale silvery grey reminiscent of a Sky HD remote

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Spunk white

Does it cum in silk or just mat?

Cums in Matt if you’re gay/bi

If mats in silk win win..

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By *rMonkeyMan
over a year ago

Somewhere

Rusty bullet hole

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Rusty bullet hole

Sounds like ring piece red..

Which funnily enough failed to attract the punters..

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Didn't Douche Brown

Arse Cheek Scarlet

And for the textured paint lovers.....

Crusty Bedsheets

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Didn't Douche Brown

Arse Cheek Scarlet

And for the textured paint lovers.....

Crusty Bedsheets"

Arse Cheek Scarlet does sound quite enticing..

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"Didn't Douche Brown

Arse Cheek Scarlet

And for the textured paint lovers.....

Crusty Bedsheets"

thanks for that I think jy breakfast of seeded toast maybe recycled shortly

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Is there a Bush Effect?

Any paint colour, but imagine the texture of a thatched roof

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Is there a Bush Effect?

Any paint colour, but imagine the texture of a thatched roof"

That would make a great 'feature wall'.

*assuming it was more 'soft and fluffy' rather than scratchy

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I think a selection of Fab greige colours would be adequate to reflect the majority of the forum splashback

Posters asking for feedback, especially when they've done most to evidence having not learned anything at all, from the multiple earlier profile feedback requests. 1 or several dick pics, particularly over a soiled bog. A greige blend with a hint of turd.

Users inspiring or responding in a predictable Pavlovian style, especially to/with the likes of bareback, unicorn etc - a greige variant, with a flavour of dense fog.

Premium range greige-

Specially selected for anyone who wants to know how to get a sex uninterested partner into swinging, particularly if user has been in Fab for years, with verifications from a selection of users and other posts demanding to know why there's negativity about cheating. Greige with a touch of red, for embarrassment and entitlement.

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By *unx2019Couple
over a year ago

Moray

"Spunk white

Does it cum in silk or just mat?

It comes in lumps

If you take a sample in, some paint stores can do a colour match. Not sure you would be allowed to do a live sample though!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone suggested 'Spunk white' yet?

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