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"It's 00:59 · I'm going to bed " • I think you should. You need to recharge those batteries of yours. | |||
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"It's 00:59 I'm going to bed " Byeeee | |||
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"Woohoo. This one should run for ages too. " • They're a slow burn, oxondÅvina. They go on for weeks, if not months. | |||
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"Woohoo. This one should run for ages too. • They're a slow burn, oxondÅvina. They go on for weeks, if not months. " I notice them because I'm a night owl and go to bed a stupid times. | |||
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"Can someone sort my heart out? It’s faulty and I’m a little fed up with it. " • Would you like for me to rejuvenate it for you? I can fix your aorta, like I ought t'. | |||
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"Can someone sort my heart out? It’s faulty and I’m a little fed up with it. " Perhaps an adrenaline shot with one of those ridiculously long needles? | |||
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"Can someone sort my heart out? It’s faulty and I’m a little fed up with it. Perhaps an adrenaline shot with one of those ridiculously long needles?" Does that rectify unrequited love? | |||
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"My nice news tonight is I helped a girl in the toilets this eve at the pub - she was upset, we talked - and later in the eve she arrived with a round of drinks for my whole party (6 of us) and said they were lucky to have me as a friend. It was the nicest thing. Bless her. " Oh that's a really nice affirmation. | |||
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"My nice news tonight is I helped a girl in the toilets this eve at the pub - she was upset, we talked - and later in the eve she arrived with a round of drinks for my whole party (6 of us) and said they were lucky to have me as a friend. It was the nicest thing. Bless her. " • You're known for your magnanimity. | |||
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"My nice news tonight is I helped a girl in the toilets this eve at the pub - she was upset, we talked - and later in the eve she arrived with a round of drinks for my whole party (6 of us) and said they were lucky to have me as a friend. It was the nicest thing. Bless her. Oh that's a really nice affirmation. " It was genuinely so thoughtful of her. | |||
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"Can someone sort my heart out? It’s faulty and I’m a little fed up with it. Perhaps an adrenaline shot with one of those ridiculously long needles? Does that rectify unrequited love?" Put it this way - unrequited love will be the last thing on your mind | |||
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"My nice news tonight is I helped a girl in the toilets this eve at the pub - she was upset, we talked - and later in the eve she arrived with a round of drinks for my whole party (6 of us) and said they were lucky to have me as a friend. It was the nicest thing. Bless her. • You're known for your magnanimity. " Are you calling me a slut? | |||
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"Can someone sort my heart out? It’s faulty and I’m a little fed up with it. Perhaps an adrenaline shot with one of those ridiculously long needles? Does that rectify unrequited love? Put it this way - unrequited love will be the last thing on your mind " Let’s do it then | |||
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"My nice news tonight is I helped a girl in the toilets this eve at the pub - she was upset, we talked - and later in the eve she arrived with a round of drinks for my whole party (6 of us) and said they were lucky to have me as a friend. It was the nicest thing. Bless her. • You're known for your magnanimity. Are you calling me a slut? " Yes! Yes, that's exactly what he's doing. The scoundrel! | |||
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"Can someone sort my heart out? It’s faulty and I’m a little fed up with it. Perhaps an adrenaline shot with one of those ridiculously long needles? Does that rectify unrequited love? Put it this way - unrequited love will be the last thing on your mind Let’s do it then " you'll almost definitely need someone better qualified than me! | |||
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"Right. Bedtime. Night all xx" Goodnight. I hope you awake hangover- free. | |||
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"Night night everyone x " Nighty-nighty-night now x | |||
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"It's 00:59 · I'm going to bed • I think you should. You need to recharge those batteries of yours." Sleep did not last long. Dad's alarm monitoring people just phoned and woke me up | |||
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"The night is still so young " • It is! | |||
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"The night is still so young • It is! " I feel so old! Good night. | |||
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"Made a tuna salad ... Still hungry" • I'm equally peckish! | |||
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"Good night åll...x" Goodnight Nero, have pleasantly sweet dreams xx | |||
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"Good night åll...x Goodnight Nero, have pleasantly sweet dreams xx" • Good night my fragrant Caledonian thistle. x | |||
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"Aren't you confusing this thread with the Nøc, dear Nerø? " • Not at all, oxondÅvina my darling. I always do a time check on here. It just happened to coincide with the night of mid'. | |||
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"Of course. Just teåsing. " • | |||
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"Only 19.55 where I am. But the only people up in the UK are the weirdos " omg I'm not weird i didn't wake up until 4.11am | |||
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"Yep awake ffs again! Tea anyone " Milk 2 sugars please | |||
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"Yep awake ffs again! Tea anyone Milk and 1 sugar please, cheers! " | |||
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"ØØ:48hrs — in bed, sucking on a toffee and êyêslids refusing to droop..." I'm reading crap and wondering if I can make a cup of tea quietly. Probably not. I'll settle with my glass of corporation pop. | |||
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"ØØ:48hrs — in bed, sucking on a toffee and êyêslids refusing to droop... · I'm reading crap and wondering if I can make a cup of tea quietly. Probably not. I'll settle with my glass of corporation pop. " • You're supposed to time-check your posts, KC². That's the protocol here. | |||
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"00:59 Just opened a tin of peach slices as got peckish. " • You see, he's ^ a gentleman. And a genital man. | |||
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"ØØ:48hrs — in bed, sucking on a toffee and êyêslids refusing to droop... · I'm reading crap and wondering if I can make a cup of tea quietly. Probably not. I'll settle with my glass of corporation pop. • You're supposed to time-check your posts, KC². That's the protocol here. " 01:06 and I'm sticking my tongue out at Nerø from 200 miles away | |||
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"I'm.not eating anything because if I get up, I'll have to dry my hair and I can't really be bothered so I'm just staring. Any minute now... (Encouragement and motivational quotes welcome as long as it's not too wishy-washy. Please abd thank you) " She who does not dry hair, gets soggy pillow. *Nods with sage wisdom* | |||
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"ØØ:48hrs — in bed, sucking on a toffee and êyêslids refusing to droop... · I'm reading crap and wondering if I can make a cup of tea quietly. Probably not. I'll settle with my glass of corporation pop. • You're supposed to time-check your posts, KC². That's the protocol here. · 01:06 and I'm sticking my tongue out at Nerø from 200 miles away " • I've tasted your tongue. It was chilli. | |||
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"She's ^ an "abd" (sic) at this ungodly hour. †" Look, Autocorrect hates me ok? The feeling us mutual Abd ISN'T EVEN A WORD!! AND why does it capitalise itself like its a real person? That wasn't very encouraging OR motivational Nero. I've just got all ranty instead... | |||
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"I'm.not eating anything because if I get up, I'll have to dry my hair and I can't really be bothered so I'm just staring. Any minute now... (Encouragement and motivational quotes welcome as long as it's not too wishy-washy. Please abd thank you) She who does not dry hair, gets soggy pillow. *Nods with sage wisdom*" Only if she actually makes it yo bed! Am stubbornly sitting on my sofa to make a point... Not sure what the point is exactly but still. | |||
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"I'm.not eating anything because if I get up, I'll have to dry my hair and I can't really be bothered so I'm just staring. Any minute now... (Encouragement and motivational quotes welcome as long as it's not too wishy-washy. Please abd thank you) She who does not dry hair, gets soggy pillow. *Nods with sage wisdom* Only if she actually makes it yo bed! Am stubbornly sitting on my sofa to make a point... Not sure what the point is exactly but still. " She who sits on sofa, will get soggy bottom! (If she sits there long enough ) | |||
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"Evening.. Can someone please feckin' hypn*tise me so i can go to sleep " Look into my eyes | |||
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"Evening.. Can someone please feckin' hypn*tise me so i can go to sleep " • Míddèrs, are you also horologically challenged?!? Where's your time-stamp, wench!? ¿· | |||
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"She's ^ an "abd" (sic) at this ungodly hour. † · Look, Autocorrect hates me ok? The feeling us mutual Abd ISN'T EVEN A WORD!! AND why does it capitalise itself like its a real person? That wasn't very encouraging OR motivational Nero. I've just got all ranty instead... " • Oooft, you just turned me on no end with that invective outburst. | |||
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"Evening.. Can someone please feckin' hypn*tise me so i can go to sleep • Míddèrs, are you also horologically challenged?!? Where's your time-stamp, wench!? ¿· " I think Midnight's pocket watch is broken. That's why she needs someone to help her. I lost mine eons ago | |||
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"Evening.. Can someone please feckin' hypn*tise me so i can go to sleep Look into my eyes " Omg when I was married, this used to be one of the sill, funny things we'd mimic | |||
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"Evening.. Can someone please feckin' hypn*tise me so i can go to sleep • Míddèrs, are you also horologically challenged?!? Where's your time-stamp, wench!? ¿· " I think its in S America | |||
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"Evening.. Can someone please feckin' hypn*tise me so i can go to sleep • Míddèrs, are you also horologically challenged?!? Where's your time-stamp, wench!? ¿· I think Midnight's pocket watch is broken. That's why she needs someone to help her. I lost mine eons ago " My ticker has tocked it's last tick Vodevil, your photos are absolutely stunning | |||
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"Evening.. Can someone please feckin' hypn*tise me so i can go to sleep • Míddèrs, are you also horologically challenged?!? Where's your time-stamp, wench!? ¿· I think Midnight's pocket watch is broken. That's why she needs someone to help her. I lost mine eons ago My ticker has tocked it's last tick Vodevil, your photos are absolutely stunning " Thank you! That's quite the compliment coming from you!! Xx No more tick tock for either of us then. What shall we do instead? | |||
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"1.30 wide awake watching the crap on TV. May go for a walk " Almost motivating me to get up off the sofa... | |||
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"1.33am Was going to bed. Just started another episode of TWD instead....... " Which one? It might put you to sleep depending on the season... | |||
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"1.30 wide awake watching the crap on TV. May go for a walk Almost motivating me to get up off the sofa..." Beats watching the same old repeated bull. Besides a little walk in the rain is pretty refreshing | |||
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"1.30 wide awake watching the crap on TV. May go for a walk Almost motivating me to get up off the sofa... Beats watching the same old repeated bull. Besides a little walk in the rain is pretty refreshing " Ok but I'm still stuck on my sofa with wet hair watching the wall so... | |||
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"1.33am Was going to bed. Just started another episode of TWD instead....... Which one? It might put you to sleep depending on the season..." Told you... | |||
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"1.30 wide awake watching the crap on TV. May go for a walk Almost motivating me to get up off the sofa... Beats watching the same old repeated bull. Besides a little walk in the rain is pretty refreshing Ok but I'm still stuck on my sofa with wet hair watching the wall so..." Ah I see, I'm not sure what to suggest then im afraid. | |||
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"2.43 was just drifting off when I thought I heard three soft knocks on my front door. Now heart thumping and I can't make tea or anything cos there's no curtains in the kitchen and I'm a bit scared still" | |||
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"2.43 was just drifting off when I thought I heard three soft knocks on my front door. Now heart thumping and I can't make tea or anything cos there's no curtains in the kitchen and I'm a bit scared still " Cmon make me some hot chocolate will you | |||
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"Woken up by vicious badger fight " Chuck some mashed potatoes at them. | |||
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"Woken up by vicious badger fight Chuck some mashed potatoes at them. " Is that a euthausm - cant spell, the alcohol hastaken over my brain cell Come one Irelene!! | |||
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"Nero! I found my 2nd wind! Sleep! Who needs sleep ... " • Is this ²nd wind as sweet and fragrant as you? | |||
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"Nero! I found my 2nd wind! Sleep! Who needs sleep ... • Is this ²nd wind as sweet and fragrant as you?" Awwww ... umm people keep giving me the 'eye' haha im not going!! | |||
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"Nero! I found my 2nd wind! Sleep! Who needs sleep ... • Is this ²nd wind as sweet and fragrant as you? Awwww ... umm people keep giving me the 'eye' haha im not going!! " They'd give U more than the eye if u allowed them to... | |||
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"Nero! I found my 2nd wind! Sleep! Who needs sleep ... • Is this ²nd wind as sweet and fragrant as you? Awwww ... umm people keep giving me the 'eye' haha im not going!! They'd give U more than the eye if u allowed them to... " Hahai know! Im avoiding... got my entertainment sorted | |||
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"Nero! I found my 2nd wind! Sleep! Who needs sleep ... • Is this ²nd wind as sweet and fragrant as you? Awwww ... umm people keep giving me the 'eye' haha im not going!! They'd give U more than the eye if u allowed them to... Hahai know! Im avoiding... got my entertainment sorted" I can but imagine, lucky who ever they are (in for a real treat). | |||
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"Woken up by vicious badger fight Chuck some mashed potatoes at them. Is that a euthausm - cant spell, the alcohol hastaken over my brain cell Come one Irelene!! " According to the Bodger and Badger theme tune Badger likes mashed potatoes... I suppose you can euthanise Badger; I hear now he's out of work the prospect might actually appeal to him. Maybe that's why he was being such a dick in your garden...he was just tempting fate before infecting some cattle with bovine TB... Unless you meant euphemism. The only euphemism I can think of for "mashed potatoes" is being kicked firmly in the bollocks. Not something I'm into. Ah...ignore me. It's 5am, I'm tanked on beer and need my beauty sleep | |||
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"Woken up by vicious badger fight Chuck some mashed potatoes at them. Is that a euthausm - cant spell, the alcohol hastaken over my brain cell Come one Irelene!! According to the Bodger and Badger theme tune Badger likes mashed potatoes... I suppose you can euthanise Badger; I hear now he's out of work the prospect might actually appeal to him. Maybe that's why he was being such a dick in your garden...he was just tempting fate before infecting some cattle with bovine TB... Unless you meant euphemism. The only euphemism I can think of for "mashed potatoes" is being kicked firmly in the bollocks. Not something I'm into. Ah...ignore me. It's 5am, I'm tanked on beer and need my beauty sleep " | |||
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" are we not having fun ????" Of course, do you want to join in? | |||
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"00:50 and I just stopped side hustling. I got carried away " hey kinky - are you always up late? | |||
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"insomnia is a great excuse for watching crap tv....spoilt for choice tonight lol" There's also the option for the radio | |||
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"New here can ladies help me get verified please ????" Only after you’ve boned them | |||
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"sounds intriguing boned like a Dover sole, or the other?" More American Pie style | |||
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"errrr Lorne sausage if ya dont mind, give it the full title it warrants. Ugggh neon pink square of pure gristle... Id have to be held down and compelled by demons to eat it. " You’ve killed him off, he’s gone UNLOS | |||
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"Can’t get no sleep…." What a tune that is!! | |||
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