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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Some profiles on here are like St.Paul's Epistle (that's a very long letter), to the Corinthians - they are so very long, with more 'do's' and 'dont's' than you can imagine - what a pain they are to read. Why do people go so overboard with them - can't for the life of me, be arsed to read them - very offputting, that's for sure - anyone else think the same as me??

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

No

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I am being incredibly general here but most single mens profiles tend to be a bit on the short side. I actually prefer a decent amount to read so we both know that we both are looking for the same thing. But if the profile is so long my eyes glaze over and I skip to the end, then for me its too long.

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Then don't read them......under the revised rules of Fabswingers it is no longer compulsory...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My profile, my words, my way.

It is really that simple.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Then don't read them......under the revised rules of Fabswingers it is no longer compulsory... "

Damn, I didn't get that memo. I had to get new glasses for all the reading!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Wtf?!! This must be the 100th thread TODAY complaining about how people word their profiles!

Jeeze!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sometimes - less is more...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i dont like long profiles they are usually very boring.

sometimes they sound like they take things too seriously.

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay


"Wtf?!! This must be the 100th thread TODAY complaining about how people word their profiles!

Jeeze! "

It's becoming very fashionable to whinge about others Fab profiles.....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Sometimes - less is more..."

Shouldn't that be Suh ........... ?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I get so many compliments about my profile... why fix something then it aint broke...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still amazed at why people get worked up over other peoples profiles. There profile, can put what they want on it. Nobody's business but there's, (mr)

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Mine is the Mary Poppins / Goldilocks porridge of profiles.....practically perfect and just right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still amazed at why people get worked up over other peoples profiles. There profile, can put what they want on it. Nobody's business but there's, (mr) "

but you forgot to mention the pictures that are much too rude.

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford


"Sometimes - less is more..."
do u have the ladys queueing round the block then with your profile id say probably not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine's longish. Think I'll leave it as it is if it's all the same. The majority like it (unless they're telling me porkies) it provides a snapshot of my personality etc. I'd stop worrying about how others choose to use the site. Free will rules

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Sometimes - less is more...do u have the ladys queueing round the block then with your profile id say probably not "

Ahh but do you yam??

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"My profile, my words, my way.

It is really that simple. "

+1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yeah it takes ages to get to the pix doesn't it?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"yeah it takes ages to get to the pix doesn't it?"

Yeah. Pics should be at the top ......

I hate reading a profile to see it's been written by a total minger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like long profiles, it means you know what someone is looking for before getting into contact.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My profile, my words, my way.

It is really that simple. "

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I've just put my old profile back up, it's longish but it suits my needs and it's my first numpty filter, if someone doesn't read it and send me a joke then they're blocked straightaway -I'm not overkeen on long SHOUTY lists of dos and don'ts, I move straight on to the next profile. If someone finds my profile too long to read then they're unlikely to be ones I want to meet

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I've just put my old profile back up, it's longish but it suits my needs and it's my first numpty filter, if someone doesn't read it and send me a joke then they're blocked straightaway -I'm not overkeen on long SHOUTY lists of dos and don'ts, I move straight on to the next profile. If someone finds my profile too long to read then they're unlikely to be ones I want to meet"

Banjos lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some profiles on here are like St.Paul's Epistle (that's a very long letter), to the Corinthians - they are so very long, with more 'do's' and 'dont's' than you can imagine - what a pain they are to read. Why do people go so overboard with them - can't for the life of me, be arsed to read them - very offputting, that's for sure - anyone else think the same as me??"

As I have put on my "long" profile, if someone is expecting to come in to my home and have sex with me...if they cannot be arsed to spend a few minutes reading my profile...then I cannot be arsed to fuck them!!

xx

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Mine is long ish - and I have tried to shorten it but then I feel something is missing - I really do want to give a reasonably accurate picture of who I am.

And I personally prefer the male profiles to be a little detailled. DOes not have to be War and Peace but I definitely want a bit more than a one liner.

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford


"Sometimes - less is more...do u have the ladys queueing round the block then with your profile id say probably not

Ahh but do you yam?? "
to the end of my drive yes, round the block no

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"Some profiles on here are like St.Paul's Epistle (that's a very long letter), to the Corinthians - they are so very long, with more 'do's' and 'dont's' than you can imagine - what a pain they are to read. Why do people go so overboard with them - can't for the life of me, be arsed to read them - very offputting, that's for sure - anyone else think the same as me??"

Mine is long - I feel it sorts the wheat from the chaff and does me just fine.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I have a long one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some profiles on here are like St.Paul's Epistle (that's a very long letter), to the Corinthians - they are so very long, with more 'do's' and 'dont's' than you can imagine - what a pain they are to read. Why do people go so overboard with them - can't for the life of me, be arsed to read them - very offputting, that's for sure - anyone else think the same as me??"

Did you know the Corinthians actually wrote back to Paul

"Dear Paul,

Many thanks for all the letters, but for the love of God, please stop writing to us. We really haven't got the time or the manpower to respond to them all. Please, please,please get a hobby - soon.

Yours,

The Corinthians"

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By *anSusieCouple
over a year ago

Midlothian

reading is 1 of my hobbies so i'm more likely to meet fabsters with a well written profile of more than 3 sentences

(susie)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suppose it is mo(a)nday after all..

*yawns and closes the door behind me*

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Some profiles on here are like St.Paul's Epistle (that's a very long letter), to the Corinthians - they are so very long, with more 'do's' and 'dont's' than you can imagine - what a pain they are to read. Why do people go so overboard with them - can't for the life of me, be arsed to read them - very offputting, that's for sure - anyone else think the same as me??

Did you know the Corinthians actually wrote back to Paul

"Dear Paul,

Many thanks for all the letters, but for the love of God, please stop writing to us. We really haven't got the time or the manpower to respond to them all. Please, please,please get a hobby - soon.

Yours,

The Corinthians"

"

At least they replied.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some profiles on here are like St.Paul's Epistle (that's a very long letter), to the Corinthians - they are so very long, with more 'do's' and 'dont's' than you can imagine - what a pain they are to read. Why do people go so overboard with them - can't for the life of me, be arsed to read them - very offputting, that's for sure - anyone else think the same as me??"

If you havent got 10mins to read about someone ur not worth meeting!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"reading is 1 of my hobbies so i'm more likely to meet fabsters with a well written profile of more than 3 sentences

(susie)"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some profiles on here are like St.Paul's Epistle (that's a very long letter), to the Corinthians - they are so very long, with more 'do's' and 'dont's' than you can imagine - what a pain they are to read. Why do people go so overboard with them - can't for the life of me, be arsed to read them - very offputting, that's for sure - anyone else think the same as me??

Did you know the Corinthians actually wrote back to Paul

"Dear Paul,

Many thanks for all the letters, but for the love of God, please stop writing to us. We really haven't got the time or the manpower to respond to them all. Please, please,please get a hobby - soon.

Yours,

The Corinthians"

At least they replied. "

Only because the Corinthians hadn't developed the 'Block' button.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"reading is 1 of my hobbies so i'm more likely to meet fabsters with a well written profile of more than 3 sentences

(susie)"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My profile, my words, my way.

It is really that simple. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some profiles on here are like St.Paul's Epistle (that's a very long letter), to the Corinthians - they are so very long, with more 'do's' and 'dont's' than you can imagine - what a pain they are to read. Why do people go so overboard with them - can't for the life of me, be arsed to read them - very offputting, that's for sure - anyone else think the same as me??

As I have put on my "long" profile, if someone is expecting to come in to my home and have sex with me...if they cannot be arsed to spend a few minutes reading my profile...then I cannot be arsed to fuck them!!

xx "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I suppose it is mo(a)nday after all..

*yawns and closes the door behind me* "

Don't let it smack that lovely botty on your way out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I suppose it is mo(a)nday after all..

*yawns and closes the door behind me*

Don't let it smack that lovely botty on your way out "

Don't worry my ass is big enough for it to bounce off

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

be it two words or two paragraphs ,what real difference does it make ? im very sure if a profiles not working for a person then they will change it !

people will taylor their profiles to find the type of people THEY wish to meet .how they do that and portray themselves on their on profile is their choice .

youve already said a long profile rules ppl out for you ,so be greatful you need not waste your time messaging them . same way as i rule out people who cant spend 2 minutes of their time to read my profile but exspect me to take hour or more out of my day to go meet them . bit one sided is it not lol !

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By *enny PR9TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport

At 1855 words long my profile is probably one of the longest on Fab, but it works and I get loads of meets from it. Like members have said here it's all about selling yourself and attracting the sort of people you want to meet.

Jenny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reading some of the profiles can take longer than the meet

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"At 1855 words long my profile is probably one of the longest on Fab, but it works and I get loads of meets from it. Like members have said here it's all about selling yourself and attracting the sort of people you want to meet.

Jenny."

And I just read yours and even though its long it took me a whole 4 minutes!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I like a little length in the profile but I really need girth.

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

Prefer longer profiles, you get a feeling of who/what they are and of course what they look for in a meet. Then if they appeal and you have similar interests/bounds etc you choose whether to write to them or respond. There are too many vague profiles in our opinion, that results in going round the houses, too many messages/text tennis etc.

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By *ot30scoupleCouple
over a year ago

Oxford, London

Our profile has 15 words!

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