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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’m a little bit tipsy.

Ask me anything

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

McSnap! Also here for the AMA.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I'm burrito'd on the sofa.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"McSnap! Also here for the AMA.

Ok Julie I didn’t understand that but more power to you

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Just a little bit?

How nice are veggie burgers on a scale of 1-bacon?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm burrito'd on the sofa."

I’d eat you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just a little bit?

How nice are veggie burgers on a scale of 1-bacon?

Is 1 the highest on this scale?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I'm burrito'd on the sofa.

I’d eat you"

I'm veggie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm burrito'd on the sofa.

I’d eat you

I'm veggie

Same girl. Same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You shaved your beard off on purpose, didn't you?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Just a little bit?

How nice are veggie burgers on a scale of 1-bacon?

Is 1 the highest on this scale?

No. Obviously LB is highest on this scale…

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I'm burrito'd on the sofa.

I’d eat you

I'm veggie

Same girl. Same"

You want the white rice or the brown rice?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You shaved your beard off on purpose, didn't you?"

Honest to Jesus, I was gobsmaked I don’t even recall changing the setting I’m so upset.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

If you had to........to save the universe.....

Would you rather lick honey of Boris Johnsons naked arse or whipped cream off Bravermans norks?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just a little bit?

How nice are veggie burgers on a scale of 1-bacon?

Is 1 the highest on this scale?

No. Obviously LB is highest on this scale… "

Ok. LB then. Xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm burrito'd on the sofa.

I’d eat you

I'm veggie

Same girl. Same

You want the white rice or the brown rice?"

Usually prefer my tings brown but white with you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm burrito'd on the sofa.

I’d eat you

I'm veggie

Same girl. Same

You want the white rice or the brown rice?

Usually prefer my tings brown but white with you

(Joking)

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"McSnap! Also here for the AMA.

Really? Really really? Translation:

"Same. I too am tipsy. I am also available for you to Ask Me Anything."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you had to........to save the universe.....

Would you rather lick honey of Boris Johnsons naked arse or whipped cream off Bravermans norks?

Suella right? If so then her. Can’t stand Boris that cxnt. I know he tastes revolting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"McSnap! Also here for the AMA.

Really? Really really? Translation:

"Same. I too am tipsy. I am also available for you to Ask Me Anything."

Babe, you gotta quote my actual post

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Where’s Estella??

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Is all going well

There il keep it simple for ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you picked and is sarsons interested in your liver?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I'm burrito'd on the sofa.

I’d eat you

I'm veggie

Same girl. Same

You want the white rice or the brown rice?

Usually prefer my tings brown but white with you

You'll be all white with me

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By *emidemiWoman
over a year ago

basingstoke

When are we finally both going to be free?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When are we finally both going to be free?

Message me the location right now

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
over a year ago

London (She/Her)

"I’m a little bit tipsy.

Ask me anything"

You’re a natural charmer, is it cos you fancy everyone a little bit?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is all going well

There il keep it simple for ya"

Yeah man’s all good still

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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea

What is airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you picked and is sarsons interested in your liver?

I dunno who is interested in my liver but I know who is interested in my juices

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Are you picked and is sarsons interested in your liver?

I dunno who is interested in my liver but I know who is interested in my juices"

I do love a drop of juice…

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm burrito'd on the sofa.

I’d eat you

I'm veggie

Same girl. Same

You want the white rice or the brown rice?

Usually prefer my tings brown but white with you

You'll be all white with me

Ba dum tssk

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"McSnap! Also here for the AMA.

Really? Really really? Translation:

"Same. I too am tipsy. I am also available for you to Ask Me Anything."

Babe, you gotta quote my actual post "

No I don't. Because I'm tipsy

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"What is airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

African or European?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m a little bit tipsy.

Ask me anything

You’re a natural charmer, is it cos you fancy everyone a little bit? "

Not *everyone*. But you I do just a lil bit.

You’ll have to trust me on that

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

See, you're not really going to answer anything though, are you? All talk.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"McSnap! Also here for the AMA.

Really? Really really? Translation:

"Same. I too am tipsy. I am also available for you to Ask Me Anything."

Babe, you gotta quote my actual post

No I don't. Because I'm tipsy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"See, you're not really going to answer anything though, are you? All talk. "

Ask me then. Wasteman

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What is airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

Truss

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you picked and is sarsons interested in your liver?

I dunno who is interested in my liver but I know who is interested in my juices

I do love a drop of juice…

Come and get it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What is airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

African or European?"

I like girls with an African back

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Stephen why are you rolling your eyes at me? That is my first question

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stephen why are you rolling your eyes at me? That is my first question

Because you’re trying me

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Are you picked and is sarsons interested in your liver?

I dunno who is interested in my liver but I know who is interested in my juices

I do love a drop of juice…

Come and get it. "

Tasted it…. Like it… want more.

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

You watched Rocky yet?

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Have you ever had sexual desires toward any food substance?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Stephen why are you rolling your eyes at me? That is my first question

Because you’re trying me

Am not!

Or not on purpose anyway

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You watched Rocky yet?"

you know I haven’t. The only way I will is I’d we have a group social slumber party.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"See, you're not really going to answer anything though, are you? All talk.

Ask me then. Wasteman

What is a wasteman?

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

Are you still having picnics?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you picked and is sarsons interested in your liver?

I dunno who is interested in my liver but I know who is interested in my juices

I do love a drop of juice…

Come and get it.

Tasted it…. Like it… want more.

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"You watched Rocky yet?

you know I haven’t. The only way I will is I’d we have a group social slumber party. "

Oh that sounds like fun, in!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"See, you're not really going to answer anything though, are you? All talk.

Ask me then. Wasteman

What is a wasteman? "

The girls that get it. Get it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you still having picnics?"

Yes. My next one is March 9th. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You watched Rocky yet?

you know I haven’t. The only way I will is I’d we have a group social slumber party.

Oh that sounds like fun, in!!

I’m deadly serious btw.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you ever had sexual desires toward any food substance? "

Nope. But I did wonder what it feels like to fuck an apple pie after watching… well you know what

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"See, you're not really going to answer anything though, are you? All talk.

Ask me then. Wasteman

What is a wasteman?

The girls that get it. Get it.

That was my question! You've just proved my point

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I’m a little bit tipsy.

Ask me anything

You’re a natural charmer, is it cos you fancy everyone a little bit? "

•

No, he fancies everyone a lot. He's a younger and perma-tanned version of RoseTintedGlasses.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"See, you're not really going to answer anything though, are you? All talk.

Ask me then. Wasteman

What is a wasteman?

The girls that get it. Get it.

That was my question! You've just proved my point

Ok.

Come back when you’re serious babe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m a little bit tipsy.

Ask me anything

You’re a natural charmer, is it cos you fancy everyone a little bit?

•

No, he fancies everyone a lot. He's a younger and perma-tanned version of RoseTintedGlasses.

Does he know that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m a little bit tipsy.

Ask me anything

You’re a natural charmer, is it cos you fancy everyone a little bit?

•

No, he fancies everyone a lot. He's a younger and perma-tanned version of RoseTintedGlasses.

Does he know that

That was funny though Nero. You do make me laugh. Perma tanned

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"See, you're not really going to answer anything though, are you? All talk.

Ask me then. Wasteman

What is a wasteman?

The girls that get it. Get it.

That was my question! You've just proved my point

Ok.

Come back when you’re serious babe"

You'll be waiting a while

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I’m a little bit tipsy.

Ask me anything

You’re a natural charmer, is it cos you fancy everyone a little bit?

•

No, he fancies everyone a lot. He's a younger and perma-tanned version of RoseTintedGlasses.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"See, you're not really going to answer anything though, are you? All talk.

Ask me then. Wasteman

What is a wasteman?

The girls that get it. Get it.

That was my question! You've just proved my point

Ok.

Come back when you’re serious babe

You'll be waiting a while

I’m hoping so

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I’m a little bit tipsy.

Ask me anything

You’re a natural charmer, is it cos you fancy everyone a little bit?

•

No, he fancies everyone a lot. He's a younger and perma-tanned version of RoseTintedGlasses.

Does he know that

•

I'm sure he'll know soon enough once he's completed his current intromission.

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

"Are you still having picnics?

Yes. My next one is March 9th. X"

Oohhh noted

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Have you ever had sexual desires toward any food substance?

Nope. But I did wonder what it feels like to fuck an apple pie after watching… well you know what"

You're too young for that film, surely?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you still having picnics?

Yes. My next one is March 9th. X

Oohhh noted"

Come. I’ll come if you do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you ever had sexual desires toward any food substance?

Nope. But I did wonder what it feels like to fuck an apple pie after watching… well you know what

You're too young for that film, surely?!

I’m an old soul baby

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"You watched Rocky yet?

you know I haven’t. The only way I will is I’d we have a group social slumber party.

Oh that sounds like fun, in!!

I’m deadly serious btw. "

So am I, got my shorts and boxing gloves ready!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"You watched Rocky yet?

you know I haven’t. The only way I will is I’d we have a group social slumber party.

Oh that sounds like fun, in!!

I’m deadly serious btw.

So am I, got my shorts and boxing gloves ready!

Can I come? I love that film. Especially the Yo Adrian bit

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

Why can’t you handle your drink uncle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You watched Rocky yet?

you know I haven’t. The only way I will is I’d we have a group social slumber party. "

Bruh...

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

"When are we finally both going to be free?

Message me the location right now"

Send me location

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you picked and is sarsons interested in your liver?

I dunno who is interested in my liver but I know who is interested in my juices"

I can see two already, watch out for Littlebird she is a biter

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"You watched Rocky yet?

you know I haven’t. The only way I will is I’d we have a group social slumber party.

Oh that sounds like fun, in!!

I’m deadly serious btw.

So am I, got my shorts and boxing gloves ready!

Can I come? I love that film. Especially the Yo Adrian bit

Of course, we'll have Pickles shouting, Yo Adrian in no time!!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"You watched Rocky yet?

you know I haven’t. The only way I will is I’d we have a group social slumber party.

Oh that sounds like fun, in!!

I’m deadly serious btw.

So am I, got my shorts and boxing gloves ready!

Can I come? I love that film. Especially the Yo Adrian bit

Of course, we'll have Pickles shouting, Yo Adrian in no time!!

Oh we so will. I’m going to video that. If will be epic

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

Mental images of Daizy recreating the beating meat scene

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you picked and is sarsons interested in your liver?

I dunno who is interested in my liver but I know who is interested in my juices

I do love a drop of juice…

Come and get it.

Tasted it…. Like it… want more.

Greedy girl I hope he knows what he’s letting himself in for!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"You watched Rocky yet?

you know I haven’t. The only way I will is I’d we have a group social slumber party.

Bruh...

He might invite you, if you ask?

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

Why do you support Sp*rs?

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"You watched Rocky yet?

you know I haven’t. The only way I will is I’d we have a group social slumber party.

Oh that sounds like fun, in!!

I’m deadly serious btw.

So am I, got my shorts and boxing gloves ready!

Can I come? I love that film. Especially the Yo Adrian bit

Of course, we'll have Pickles shouting, Yo Adrian in no time!!

Oh we so will. I’m going to video that. If will be epic

We'd have to film him running up the stairs with the Rocky music playing in the background!!

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
over a year ago

London (She/Her)

"Are you still having picnics?

Yes. My next one is March 9th. X

Oohhh noted"

Group picnics? Ginger ale on the south lawn?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Are you picked and is sarsons interested in your liver?

I dunno who is interested in my liver but I know who is interested in my juices

I do love a drop of juice…

Come and get it.

Tasted it…. Like it… want more.

Greedy girl I hope he knows what he’s letting himself in for!!

On a scale of 1-10 it’s an LB

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"You watched Rocky yet?

you know I haven’t. The only way I will is I’d we have a group social slumber party.

Oh that sounds like fun, in!!

I’m deadly serious btw.

So am I, got my shorts and boxing gloves ready!

Can I come? I love that film. Especially the Yo Adrian bit

Of course, we'll have Pickles shouting, Yo Adrian in no time!!

Oh we so will. I’m going to video that. If will be epic

We'd have to film him running up the stairs with the Rocky music playing in the background!!

Now that I’ve got to see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you picked and is sarsons interested in your liver?

I dunno who is interested in my liver but I know who is interested in my juices

I do love a drop of juice…

Come and get it.

Tasted it…. Like it… want more.

Greedy girl I hope he knows what he’s letting himself in for!!

On a scale of 1-10 it’s an LB

On the Richter scale

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why do you support Sp*rs?

I don’t support anyone. I grew up supporting Chelsea. I watch sports a lot because of the fiancé

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"You watched Rocky yet?

you know I haven’t. The only way I will is I’d we have a group social slumber party.

Oh that sounds like fun, in!!

I’m deadly serious btw.

So am I, got my shorts and boxing gloves ready!

Can I come? I love that film. Especially the Yo Adrian bit

Of course, we'll have Pickles shouting, Yo Adrian in no time!!

Oh we so will. I’m going to video that. If will be epic

We'd have to film him running up the stairs with the Rocky music playing in the background!!

Now that I’ve got to see

I'm sure if we ask him nicely he'll do it for us!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You watched Rocky yet?

you know I haven’t. The only way I will is I’d we have a group social slumber party.

Oh that sounds like fun, in!!

I’m deadly serious btw.

So am I, got my shorts and boxing gloves ready!

Hot

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why can’t you handle your drink uncle?"

I think I’m allergic

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Are you picked and is sarsons interested in your liver?

I dunno who is interested in my liver but I know who is interested in my juices

I do love a drop of juice…

Come and get it.

Tasted it…. Like it… want more.

Greedy girl I hope he knows what he’s letting himself in for!!

On a scale of 1-10 it’s an LB

On the Richter scale

Boom

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When are we finally both going to be free?

Message me the location right now

Send me location "

And I’ll be right there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You watched Rocky yet?

you know I haven’t. The only way I will is I’d we have a group social slumber party.

Bruh...

We can watch United before hand?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you still having picnics?

Yes. My next one is March 9th. X

Oohhh noted

Group picnics? Ginger ale on the south lawn? "

See London forum for graphic details

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

"Why do you support Sp*rs?

I don’t support anyone. I grew up supporting Chelsea. I watch sports a lot because of the fiancé"

Chelsea? You’re any confused guy

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

"When are we finally both going to be free?

Message me the location right now

Send me location

And I’ll be right there"

Demi you can’t wimp out now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You watched Rocky yet?

you know I haven’t. The only way I will is I’d we have a group social slumber party.

Bruh...

We can watch United before hand?

Go on then, double the joy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why do you support Sp*rs?

I don’t support anyone. I grew up supporting Chelsea. I watch sports a lot because of the fiancé

Chelsea? You’re any confused guy

Look, the Black millennials had Thierry and we had Didier.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When I get home in a moment I’m going to masturbate then sleep.

Last call

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Why do you support Sp*rs?

I don’t support anyone. I grew up supporting Chelsea. I watch sports a lot because of the fiancé

Chelsea? You’re any confused guy

Look, the Black millennials had Thierry and we had Didier. "

Thierry was/is fiiiiiiiine!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Ooooooh going to read thread now, but I’ve just got in also tipsy (to be honest very d*unk) and I’m also in danger of truth seruming massively.

My question to you, OP - what would you say to me right now, or want to ask me…..?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"When I get home in a moment I’m going to masturbate then sleep.

Last call"

•

Whose profile will you be ogling at when you pummel your rod this evening? I'm intrigued.

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
over a year ago

London (She/Her)

"Why do you support Sp*rs?

I don’t support anyone. I grew up supporting Chelsea. I watch sports a lot because of the fiancé

Chelsea? You’re any confused guy

Look, the Black millennials had Thierry and we had Didier.

Thierry was/is fiiiiiiiine! "

I still get a tingle

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Where’s Estella??"

Here!! Yoo hoo! Here!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why do you support Sp*rs?

I don’t support anyone. I grew up supporting Chelsea. I watch sports a lot because of the fiancé

Chelsea? You’re any confused guy

Look, the Black millennials had Thierry and we had Didier.

Thierry was/is fiiiiiiiine! "

Beautiful Black man

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"When I get home in a moment I’m going to masturbate then sleep.

Last call

•

Whose profile will you be ogling at when you pummel your rod this evening? I'm intrigued. "

Nero!

OK, I want to know too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooooooh going to read thread now, but I’ve just got in also tipsy (to be honest very d*unk) and I’m also in danger of truth seruming massively.

My question to you, OP - what would you say to me right now, or want to ask me…..?

"
I have missed you so so much.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Why do you support Sp*rs?

I don’t support anyone. I grew up supporting Chelsea. I watch sports a lot because of the fiancé

Chelsea? You’re any confused guy

Look, the Black millennials had Thierry and we had Didier.

Thierry was/is fiiiiiiiine!

Beautiful Black man

And Will. I'd go Big Willy Style fo' sure

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When I get home in a moment I’m going to masturbate then sleep.

Last call

•

Whose profile will you be ogling at when you pummel your rod this evening? I'm intrigued. "

Ngl, I usually go with Amber81

but tonight I’ll just pick someone on my hotlist at random

I’m not kidding.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why do you support Sp*rs?

I don’t support anyone. I grew up supporting Chelsea. I watch sports a lot because of the fiancé

Chelsea? You’re any confused guy

Look, the Black millennials had Thierry and we had Didier.

Thierry was/is fiiiiiiiine!

Beautiful Black man

And Will. I'd go Big Willy Style fo' sure

Who?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When I get home in a moment I’m going to masturbate then sleep.

Last call

•

Whose profile will you be ogling at when you pummel your rod this evening? I'm intrigued.

Nero!

OK, I want to know too!

What’s the story in balamory wouldn’t you like to know

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Will I wear my velvet durag or my silk durag tonight?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Why do you support Sp*rs?

I don’t support anyone. I grew up supporting Chelsea. I watch sports a lot because of the fiancé

Chelsea? You’re any confused guy

Look, the Black millennials had Thierry and we had Didier.

Thierry was/is fiiiiiiiine!

Beautiful Black man

And Will. I'd go Big Willy Style fo' sure

Who?"

The Fresh Prince. Agent J.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Ooooooh going to read thread now, but I’ve just got in also tipsy (to be honest very d*unk) and I’m also in danger of truth seruming massively.

My question to you, OP - what would you say to me right now, or want to ask me…..?

I have missed you so so much.

So many things happened tonight that I wanted your take on. I love you, man.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why do you support Sp*rs?

I don’t support anyone. I grew up supporting Chelsea. I watch sports a lot because of the fiancé

Chelsea? You’re any confused guy

Look, the Black millennials had Thierry and we had Didier.

Thierry was/is fiiiiiiiine!

Beautiful Black man

And Will. I'd go Big Willy Style fo' sure

Who?

The Fresh Prince. Agent J.

Yeah I thought this was who you meant but thought it could’ve been a footballer I didn’t know

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

You never answered my question!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooooooh going to read thread now, but I’ve just got in also tipsy (to be honest very d*unk) and I’m also in danger of truth seruming massively.

My question to you, OP - what would you say to me right now, or want to ask me…..?

I have missed you so so much.

So many things happened tonight that I wanted your take on. I love you, man. "

I love you homie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You never answered my question! "

I’ve missed you was my answer

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"When I get home in a moment I’m going to masturbate then sleep.

Last call

•

Whose profile will you be ogling at when you pummel your rod this evening? I'm intrigued.

Ngl, I usually go with Amber81

but tonight I’ll just pick someone on my hotlist at random

I’m not kidding. "

•

I appreciate your honesty.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"You never answered my question! "

Actually maybe you did. But I was hoping for a question, you know the ping to the pong of back and forth conversation and all…

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"You never answered my question!

I’ve missed you was my answer

I’m d*unk. Lower your expectations of my comprehension!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Why do you support Sp*rs?

I don’t support anyone. I grew up supporting Chelsea. I watch sports a lot because of the fiancé

Chelsea? You’re any confused guy

Look, the Black millennials had Thierry and we had Didier.

Thierry was/is fiiiiiiiine!

Beautiful Black man

And Will. I'd go Big Willy Style fo' sure

Who?

The Fresh Prince. Agent J.

Yeah I thought this was who you meant but thought it could’ve been a footballer I didn’t know

I think the I-Robot shower scene really left its mark on me

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Ooooooh going to read thread now, but I’ve just got in also tipsy (to be honest very d*unk) and I’m also in danger of truth seruming massively.

My question to you, OP - what would you say to me right now, or want to ask me…..?

I have missed you so so much.

So many things happened tonight that I wanted your take on. I love you, man.

I love you homie

Homie!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"When I get home in a moment I’m going to masturbate then sleep.

Last call

•

Whose profile will you be ogling at when you pummel your rod this evening? I'm intrigued.

Nero!

OK, I want to know too!

What’s the story in balamory wouldn’t you like to know"

Obvs. And thanks for the earworm

Also Amber

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You never answered my question!

I’ve missed you was my answer

I’m d*unk. Lower your expectations of my comprehension!"

We are like the states of Friday night

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"You never answered my question!

I’ve missed you was my answer

I’m d*unk. Lower your expectations of my comprehension!

We are like the states of Friday night"

I just threw up. Oh dear.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooooooh going to read thread now, but I’ve just got in also tipsy (to be honest very d*unk) and I’m also in danger of truth seruming massively.

My question to you, OP - what would you say to me right now, or want to ask me…..?

I have missed you so so much.

So many things happened tonight that I wanted your take on. I love you, man.

I love you homie

Homie!

I can’t use your government name on this site. But you know you’re more than a homie to me, homie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You never answered my question!

I’ve missed you was my answer

I’m d*unk. Lower your expectations of my comprehension!

We are like the states of Friday night

I just threw up. Oh dear.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Ooooooh going to read thread now, but I’ve just got in also tipsy (to be honest very d*unk) and I’m also in danger of truth seruming massively.

My question to you, OP - what would you say to me right now, or want to ask me…..?

I have missed you so so much.

So many things happened tonight that I wanted your take on. I love you, man.

I love you homie

Homie!

I can’t use your government name on this site. But you know you’re more than a homie to me, homie

#notmygovernment

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why do you support Sp*rs?

I don’t support anyone. I grew up supporting Chelsea. I watch sports a lot because of the fiancé

Chelsea? You’re any confused guy

Look, the Black millennials had Thierry and we had Didier.

Thierry was/is fiiiiiiiine!

Beautiful Black man

And Will. I'd go Big Willy Style fo' sure

Who?

The Fresh Prince. Agent J.

Yeah I thought this was who you meant but thought it could’ve been a footballer I didn’t know

I think the I-Robot shower scene really left its mark on me

Nice banana. I think I’ve chosen my profile for tonight

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"You never answered my question!

I’ve missed you was my answer

I’m d*unk. Lower your expectations of my comprehension!

We are like the states of Friday night

I just threw up. Oh dear.

Ah"

It’s ok! I made it to the toilet. I’m winning.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When I get home in a moment I’m going to masturbate then sleep.

Last call

•

Whose profile will you be ogling at when you pummel your rod this evening? I'm intrigued.

Ngl, I usually go with Amber81

but tonight I’ll just pick someone on my hotlist at random

I’m not kidding.

•

I appreciate your honesty.

I’m tipsy. So

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"When I get home in a moment I’m going to masturbate then sleep.

Last call

•

Whose profile will you be ogling at when you pummel your rod this evening? I'm intrigued.

Ngl, I usually go with Amber81

but tonight I’ll just pick someone on my hotlist at random

I’m not kidding.

•

I appreciate your honesty.

I’m tipsy. So

One day someone will wank to my profile. One day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When I get home in a moment I’m going to masturbate then sleep.

Last call

•

Whose profile will you be ogling at when you pummel your rod this evening? I'm intrigued.

Nero!

OK, I want to know too!

What’s the story in balamory wouldn’t you like to know

Obvs. And thanks for the earworm

Also Amber

It’s the voice videos

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When I get home in a moment I’m going to masturbate then sleep.

Last call

•

Whose profile will you be ogling at when you pummel your rod this evening? I'm intrigued.

Ngl, I usually go with Amber81

but tonight I’ll just pick someone on my hotlist at random

I’m not kidding.

•

I appreciate your honesty.

I’m tipsy. So

One day someone will wank to my profile. One day. "

There’s a picture of you you’ve sent me on WhatsApp that I have masturbated to. Maybe. Definitely.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When I get home in a moment I’m going to masturbate then sleep.

Last call

•

Whose profile will you be ogling at when you pummel your rod this evening? I'm intrigued.

Ngl, I usually go with Amber81

but tonight I’ll just pick someone on my hotlist at random

I’m not kidding.

•

I appreciate your honesty.

I’m tipsy. So

One day someone will wank to my profile. One day.

There’s a picture of you you’ve sent me on WhatsApp that I have masturbated to. Maybe. Definitely. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anyone else want to send me pictures to masturbate to? My DMs are open for the weekend.

Alternatively, WhatsApp me. 079SYM

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Why do you support Sp*rs?

I don’t support anyone. I grew up supporting Chelsea. I watch sports a lot because of the fiancé

Chelsea? You’re any confused guy

Look, the Black millennials had Thierry and we had Didier.

Thierry was/is fiiiiiiiine!

Beautiful Black man

And Will. I'd go Big Willy Style fo' sure

Who?

The Fresh Prince. Agent J.

Yeah I thought this was who you meant but thought it could’ve been a footballer I didn’t know

I think the I-Robot shower scene really left its mark on me

Nice banana. I think I’ve chosen my profile for tonight"

I do only have a small mouth

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"When I get home in a moment I’m going to masturbate then sleep.

Last call

•

Whose profile will you be ogling at when you pummel your rod this evening? I'm intrigued.

Ngl, I usually go with Amber81

but tonight I’ll just pick someone on my hotlist at random

I’m not kidding.

•

I appreciate your honesty.

I’m tipsy. So

One day someone will wank to my profile. One day.

There’s a picture of you you’ve sent me on WhatsApp that I have masturbated to. Maybe. Definitely. "

My mate Bruce? Fair. It’s a good beard

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"When I get home in a moment I’m going to masturbate then sleep.

Last call

•

Whose profile will you be ogling at when you pummel your rod this evening? I'm intrigued.

Nero!

OK, I want to know too!

What’s the story in balamory wouldn’t you like to know

Obvs. And thanks for the earworm

Also Amber

It’s the voice videos

Well durr. That one where she talked about my cunt. Oooft.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"When I get home in a moment I’m going to masturbate then sleep.

Last call

•

Whose profile will you be ogling at when you pummel your rod this evening? I'm intrigued.

Ngl, I usually go with Amber81

but tonight I’ll just pick someone on my hotlist at random

I’m not kidding.

•

I appreciate your honesty.

I’m tipsy. So

One day someone will wank to my profile. One day.

There’s a picture of you you’ve sent me on WhatsApp that I have masturbated to. Maybe. Definitely.

No. I’m petty.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why do you support Sp*rs?

I don’t support anyone. I grew up supporting Chelsea. I watch sports a lot because of the fiancé

Chelsea? You’re any confused guy

Look, the Black millennials had Thierry and we had Didier.

Thierry was/is fiiiiiiiine!

Beautiful Black man

And Will. I'd go Big Willy Style fo' sure

Who?

The Fresh Prince. Agent J.

Yeah I thought this was who you meant but thought it could’ve been a footballer I didn’t know

I think the I-Robot shower scene really left its mark on me

Nice banana. I think I’ve chosen my profile for tonight

I do only have a small mouth

Not ideal but we move

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When I get home in a moment I’m going to masturbate then sleep.

Last call

•

Whose profile will you be ogling at when you pummel your rod this evening? I'm intrigued.

Ngl, I usually go with Amber81

but tonight I’ll just pick someone on my hotlist at random

I’m not kidding.

•

I appreciate your honesty.

I’m tipsy. So

One day someone will wank to my profile. One day.

There’s a picture of you you’ve sent me on WhatsApp that I have masturbated to. Maybe. Definitely.

My mate Bruce? Fair. It’s a good beard

You just had to mention beards.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

I want questions from people.

I’m feeling TERRIBLY honest….

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When I get home in a moment I’m going to masturbate then sleep.

Last call

•

Whose profile will you be ogling at when you pummel your rod this evening? I'm intrigued.

Nero!

OK, I want to know too!

What’s the story in balamory wouldn’t you like to know

Obvs. And thanks for the earworm

Also Amber

It’s the voice videos

Well durr. That one where she talked about my cunt. Oooft.

Stop! Because I’ll end up back there and I am diversifying my wank portfolio

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"When I get home in a moment I’m going to masturbate then sleep.

Last call

•

Whose profile will you be ogling at when you pummel your rod this evening? I'm intrigued.

Ngl, I usually go with Amber81

but tonight I’ll just pick someone on my hotlist at random

I’m not kidding.

•

I appreciate your honesty.

I’m tipsy. So

One day someone will wank to my profile. One day.

There’s a picture of you you’ve sent me on WhatsApp that I have masturbated to. Maybe. Definitely.

My mate Bruce? Fair. It’s a good beard

You just had to mention beards. "

I know. You’ve lost me forever with your escapade.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want questions from people.

I’m feeling TERRIBLY honest…."
would you like to take over my thread? I am so tired I might sleep without a wank

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Silk durag by the way

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Why do you support Sp*rs?

I don’t support anyone. I grew up supporting Chelsea. I watch sports a lot because of the fiancé

Chelsea? You’re any confused guy

Look, the Black millennials had Thierry and we had Didier.

Thierry was/is fiiiiiiiine!

Beautiful Black man

And Will. I'd go Big Willy Style fo' sure

Who?

The Fresh Prince. Agent J.

Yeah I thought this was who you meant but thought it could’ve been a footballer I didn’t know

I think the I-Robot shower scene really left its mark on me

Nice banana. I think I’ve chosen my profile for tonight

I do only have a small mouth

Not ideal but we move"

I'll make it bigger, just for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When I get home in a moment I’m going to masturbate then sleep.

Last call

•

Whose profile will you be ogling at when you pummel your rod this evening? I'm intrigued.

Ngl, I usually go with Amber81

but tonight I’ll just pick someone on my hotlist at random

I’m not kidding.

•

I appreciate your honesty.

I’m tipsy. So

One day someone will wank to my profile. One day.

There’s a picture of you you’ve sent me on WhatsApp that I have masturbated to. Maybe. Definitely.

My mate Bruce? Fair. It’s a good beard

You just had to mention beards.

I know. You’ve lost me forever with your escapade. "

It’s ok. Joe beans always shaves. He’ll love me for me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why do you support Sp*rs?

I don’t support anyone. I grew up supporting Chelsea. I watch sports a lot because of the fiancé

Chelsea? You’re any confused guy

Look, the Black millennials had Thierry and we had Didier.

Thierry was/is fiiiiiiiine!

Beautiful Black man

And Will. I'd go Big Willy Style fo' sure

Who?

The Fresh Prince. Agent J.

Yeah I thought this was who you meant but thought it could’ve been a footballer I didn’t know

I think the I-Robot shower scene really left its mark on me

Nice banana. I think I’ve chosen my profile for tonight

I do only have a small mouth

Not ideal but we move

I'll make it bigger, just for you

God

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"I want questions from people.

I’m feeling TERRIBLY honest…. would you like to take over my thread? I am so tired I might sleep without a wank "

This feels like a pity present. So no. I rescind my ask. Screw you man.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"When I get home in a moment I’m going to masturbate then sleep.

Last call

•

Whose profile will you be ogling at when you pummel your rod this evening? I'm intrigued.

Ngl, I usually go with Amber81

but tonight I’ll just pick someone on my hotlist at random

I’m not kidding.

•

I appreciate your honesty.

I’m tipsy. So

One day someone will wank to my profile. One day.

There’s a picture of you you’ve sent me on WhatsApp that I have masturbated to. Maybe. Definitely.

My mate Bruce? Fair. It’s a good beard

You just had to mention beards.

I know. You’ve lost me forever with your escapade.

It’s ok. Joe beans always shaves. He’ll love me for me. "

I’d watch you two fuck. That would interest me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want questions from people.

I’m feeling TERRIBLY honest…. would you like to take over my thread? I am so tired I might sleep without a wank

This feels like a pity present. So no. I rescind my ask. Screw you man.

wtf, mans tryna be nice, flirt, sleep and that.

What have I done?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When I get home in a moment I’m going to masturbate then sleep.

Last call

•

Whose profile will you be ogling at when you pummel your rod this evening? I'm intrigued.

Ngl, I usually go with Amber81

but tonight I’ll just pick someone on my hotlist at random

I’m not kidding.

•

I appreciate your honesty.

I’m tipsy. So

One day someone will wank to my profile. One day.

There’s a picture of you you’ve sent me on WhatsApp that I have masturbated to. Maybe. Definitely.

My mate Bruce? Fair. It’s a good beard

You just had to mention beards.

I know. You’ve lost me forever with your escapade.

It’s ok. Joe beans always shaves. He’ll love me for me.

I’d watch you two fuck. That would interest me.

I’m petty.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Why do you support Sp*rs?

I don’t support anyone. I grew up supporting Chelsea. I watch sports a lot because of the fiancé

Chelsea? You’re any confused guy

Look, the Black millennials had Thierry and we had Didier.

Thierry was/is fiiiiiiiine!

Beautiful Black man

And Will. I'd go Big Willy Style fo' sure

Who?

The Fresh Prince. Agent J.

Yeah I thought this was who you meant but thought it could’ve been a footballer I didn’t know

I think the I-Robot shower scene really left its mark on me

Nice banana. I think I’ve chosen my profile for tonight

I do only have a small mouth

Not ideal but we move

I'll make it bigger, just for you

God

There's the money shot, right there

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"I want questions from people.

I’m feeling TERRIBLY honest…. would you like to take over my thread? I am so tired I might sleep without a wank

This feels like a pity present. So no. I rescind my ask. Screw you man.

wtf, mans tryna be nice, flirt, sleep and that.

What have I done?"

Not me.

*kicks foot in frustration

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"When I get home in a moment I’m going to masturbate then sleep.

Last call

•

Whose profile will you be ogling at when you pummel your rod this evening? I'm intrigued.

Ngl, I usually go with Amber81

but tonight I’ll just pick someone on my hotlist at random

I’m not kidding.

•

I appreciate your honesty.

I’m tipsy. So

One day someone will wank to my profile. One day.

There’s a picture of you you’ve sent me on WhatsApp that I have masturbated to. Maybe. Definitely.

My mate Bruce? Fair. It’s a good beard

You just had to mention beards.

I know. You’ve lost me forever with your escapade.

It’s ok. Joe beans always shaves. He’ll love me for me.

I’d watch you two fuck. That would interest me.

I’m petty. "

*pretty

Yes. Yes, you are.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why do you support Sp*rs?

I don’t support anyone. I grew up supporting Chelsea. I watch sports a lot because of the fiancé

Chelsea? You’re any confused guy

Look, the Black millennials had Thierry and we had Didier.

Thierry was/is fiiiiiiiine!

Beautiful Black man

And Will. I'd go Big Willy Style fo' sure

Who?

The Fresh Prince. Agent J.

Yeah I thought this was who you meant but thought it could’ve been a footballer I didn’t know

I think the I-Robot shower scene really left its mark on me

Nice banana. I think I’ve chosen my profile for tonight

I do only have a small mouth

Not ideal but we move

I'll make it bigger, just for you

God

There's the money shot, right there

I’d send you face pics from me masturbating

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want questions from people.

I’m feeling TERRIBLY honest…. would you like to take over my thread? I am so tired I might sleep without a wank

This feels like a pity present. So no. I rescind my ask. Screw you man.

wtf, mans tryna be nice, flirt, sleep and that.

What have I done?

Not me.

*kicks foot in frustration

Mi seh mi soon come

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

These threads can be so amusing when the principal participants are three sheets in the wind.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When I get home in a moment I’m going to masturbate then sleep.

Last call

•

Whose profile will you be ogling at when you pummel your rod this evening? I'm intrigued.

Ngl, I usually go with Amber81

but tonight I’ll just pick someone on my hotlist at random

I’m not kidding.

•

I appreciate your honesty.

I’m tipsy. So

One day someone will wank to my profile. One day.

There’s a picture of you you’ve sent me on WhatsApp that I have masturbated to. Maybe. Definitely.

My mate Bruce? Fair. It’s a good beard

You just had to mention beards.

I know. You’ve lost me forever with your escapade.

It’s ok. Joe beans always shaves. He’ll love me for me.

I’d watch you two fuck. That would interest me.

I’m petty.

*pretty

Yes. Yes, you are. "

I’ll send you a face pic to let you know the beard sitch is really bad

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Confession.

I went out tonight with guy who said I smell gorgeou of last week fame. And others. It’s been a night of rollercoasters - why are crushes so tumultuous?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"These threads can be so amusing when the principal participants are three sheets in the wind.

Blowing? Getting blown?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"I want questions from people.

I’m feeling TERRIBLY honest…. would you like to take over my thread? I am so tired I might sleep without a wank

This feels like a pity present. So no. I rescind my ask. Screw you man.

wtf, mans tryna be nice, flirt, sleep and that.

What have I done?

Not me.

*kicks foot in frustration

Mi seh mi soon come"

*little dance

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"These threads can be so amusing when the principal participants are three sheets in the wind.

It’s a standard failure on my part.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"When I get home in a moment I’m going to masturbate then sleep.

Last call

•

Whose profile will you be ogling at when you pummel your rod this evening? I'm intrigued.

Ngl, I usually go with Amber81

but tonight I’ll just pick someone on my hotlist at random

I’m not kidding.

•

I appreciate your honesty.

I’m tipsy. So

One day someone will wank to my profile. One day.

There’s a picture of you you’ve sent me on WhatsApp that I have masturbated to. Maybe. Definitely.

My mate Bruce? Fair. It’s a good beard

You just had to mention beards.

I know. You’ve lost me forever with your escapade.

It’s ok. Joe beans always shaves. He’ll love me for me.

I’d watch you two fuck. That would interest me.

I’m petty.

*pretty

Yes. Yes, you are.

I’ll send you a face pic to let you know the beard sitch is really bad"

Do it. I’d still sit on it. Your face.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Why do you support Sp*rs?

I don’t support anyone. I grew up supporting Chelsea. I watch sports a lot because of the fiancé

Chelsea? You’re any confused guy

Look, the Black millennials had Thierry and we had Didier.

Thierry was/is fiiiiiiiine!

Beautiful Black man

And Will. I'd go Big Willy Style fo' sure

Who?

The Fresh Prince. Agent J.

Yeah I thought this was who you meant but thought it could’ve been a footballer I didn’t know

I think the I-Robot shower scene really left its mark on me

Nice banana. I think I’ve chosen my profile for tonight

I do only have a small mouth

Not ideal but we move

I'll make it bigger, just for you

God

There's the money shot, right there

I’d send you face pics from me masturbating"

Don't forget to include an SAE for reciprocal pics

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Confession.

I went out tonight with guy who said I smell gorgeou of last week fame. And others. It’s been a night of rollercoasters - why are crushes so tumultuous? "

Not in the spirit of the thread but I care snot you so my response is:

Because feelings are hard when they’re not expressed and/or when they don’t match where our relationship is in reality.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When I get home in a moment I’m going to masturbate then sleep.

Last call

•

Whose profile will you be ogling at when you pummel your rod this evening? I'm intrigued.

Ngl, I usually go with Amber81

but tonight I’ll just pick someone on my hotlist at random

I’m not kidding.

•

I appreciate your honesty.

I’m tipsy. So

One day someone will wank to my profile. One day.

There’s a picture of you you’ve sent me on WhatsApp that I have masturbated to. Maybe. Definitely.

My mate Bruce? Fair. It’s a good beard

You just had to mention beards.

I know. You’ve lost me forever with your escapade.

It’s ok. Joe beans always shaves. He’ll love me for me.

I’d watch you two fuck. That would interest me.

I’m petty.

*pretty

Yes. Yes, you are.

I’ll send you a face pic to let you know the beard sitch is really bad

Do it. I’d still sit on it. Your face. "

Come then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why do you support Sp*rs?

I don’t support anyone. I grew up supporting Chelsea. I watch sports a lot because of the fiancé

Chelsea? You’re any confused guy

Look, the Black millennials had Thierry and we had Didier.

Thierry was/is fiiiiiiiine!

Beautiful Black man

And Will. I'd go Big Willy Style fo' sure

Who?

The Fresh Prince. Agent J.

Yeah I thought this was who you meant but thought it could’ve been a footballer I didn’t know

I think the I-Robot shower scene really left its mark on me

Nice banana. I think I’ve chosen my profile for tonight

I do only have a small mouth

Not ideal but we move

I'll make it bigger, just for you

God

There's the money shot, right there

I’d send you face pics from me masturbating

Don't forget to include an SAE for reciprocal pics

SAE

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"These threads can be so amusing when the principal participants are three sheets in the wind.

Blowing? Getting blown? "

Flapping around uncontrollably.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"These threads can be so amusing when the principal participants are three sheets in the wind.

Blowing? Getting blown?

Flapping around uncontrollably.

You want shum?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"These threads can be so amusing when the principal participants are three sheets in the wind.

It’s a standard failure on my part. "

Oh do carry on.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Confession.

I went out tonight with guy who said I smell gorgeou of last week fame. And others. It’s been a night of rollercoasters - why are crushes so tumultuous?

Not in the spirit of the thread but I care snot you so my response is:

Because feelings are hard when they’re not expressed and/or when they don’t match where our relationship is in reality. "

You’re right. I think I received the knowledge tonight he’s not interested.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I wish my mind was chill. It feels like 100 mph all the time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

It’s okay. He has taste!

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