FabSwingers.com forum: My life sucks!!

By *ools and the brain OP Couple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

My peen is so small I can't windmill, just can't seem to get any momentum going not enough substance .

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"My peen is so small I can't windmill, just can't seem to get any momentum going not enough substance .

Have you considered an extension?

I mean it’s not going to help with the old windmilling but it’s a lovely spot to entertain guests

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By *ools and the brain OP Couple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"My peen is so small I can't windmill, just can't seem to get any momentum going not enough substance .

Have you considered an extension?

I mean it’s not going to help with the old windmilling but it’s a lovely spot to entertain guests "

I had considered taping a weight to the end of it but worried it might come off and have someone's eye out.

My peen not the weight

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

((Makes windmill video available to public ))

Well man I’m sorry but you know we should embrace that which we have and put our own stamp on things. Have you tried touting “emerging mole” videos?

#helping

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

You could do penis headers like in football but instead of a football use a cotton wool ball.

Bit of an erection and a hip thrust. Job done.

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

"You could do penis headers like in football but instead of a football use a cotton wool ball.

Bit of an erection and a hip thrust. Job done. "
,,, made me laugh

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By *uckowskiMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

And I am immediately and entirely invested in this thread.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"My peen is so small I can't windmill, just can't seem to get any momentum going not enough substance .

Video or it didn’t happen

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"My peen is so small I can't windmill, just can't seem to get any momentum going not enough substance .

If you can't windmill, can you turn it into a solar panel?

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