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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Men- What do you think women want?! And is it realistic?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Cheesecake.

It is not realistic; no sir.

…For I have already scoffed it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is another baby

She's gone tomorrow boy.

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

Goldicocks.

Not too big, not too small, just right.

Hits all the right spots to make you cum over and over, and when they cum you can feel it pulsing inside you, filling you with cum.

Bonus points for kissing, trimmed, funny, cute and has a wicked tongue that knows how to lick pussy the right way.

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

"Men- What do you think women want?! And is it realistic? "

No idea (a good fucking) and no

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

They want someone that recognises that patience isn’t a virtue, it’s a MF necessity, someone to treat their time and effort with respect whilst plundering their body like an ancient temple, someone that is just as happy to be seen by their side out in the real world as they are to be seen together in the bedroom. But mostly they want a good nobbin without any drama, disrespect or abuse.

It’s not much to ask really is it.

Caveat: some women may say that I am wrong, it’s best to humour those that are misguided rather than engage in a back and fourth where they try to unsuccessfully claim I’m talking bollocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone to chat to, someone who listens, cuddles them, strokes their hair, and bangs them like a door in a storm

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Someone who does the dishes without being asked to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What they can’t have

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Men- What do you think women want?! And is it realistic? "

Henry Cavill or Jason Momoa, stripped, tied to a bed and covered in honey.

And no. In most cases its highly unrealistic........

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Who knows?

Who cares?

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Woman are like a fine sailing ship, they want a good firm hand on the tiller and a fair wind in their sails, they also want you to not break the bilge pump and to navigate them through life’s storms.

((My tongue is in my cheek))

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
over a year ago

Hell

"Someone to chat to, someone who listens, cuddles them, strokes their hair, and bangs them like a door in a storm

Close the thread. We have a winner.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Men- What do you think women want?! And is it realistic? "

I've never had a problem knowing

What women and yes its realistic

You just to know how to read the signals and know how their bodies work .been a mindreader also help

If you crack all those things youl be happy man . if you don't life can be hell .lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An mmf.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"An mmf.

Correct answer

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Some people say it's to be treated as people just like real people.

Nutters.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

I think, having had a few conversations with “the women”, that mostly it’s that we stop using their curtains as nob rags

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

"Some people say it's to be treated as people just like real people.

Nutters."

What about the not real people

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Some people say it's to be treated as people just like real people.

Nutters.

What about the not real people "

Right? Who told women they got to be real people? Outrageous!

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

They want a man who treats his woman like his little toe.

And bangs it on the coffee table.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

The D and/or V.

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone to chat to, someone who listens, cuddles them, strokes their hair, and bangs them like a door in a storm

‘Bangs them like a door in a storm’ - that actually made me laugh but you’re quite correct though

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Some people say it's to be treated as people just like real people.

Nutters."

Others claim that it's to be treated as individuals.

I haven't a clue where they got that idea from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some people say it's to be treated as people just like real people.

Nutters."

whatever next

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Another baby?

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

Which woman?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Not another baby that's for sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An mmf.

Correct answer

See. Haha.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

All I want is honesty which is so hard to come by on here so not realistic in the slightest!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"All I want is honesty which is so hard to come by on here so not realistic in the slightest! "

I have the beautiful Billy Joel classic in my head now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone to chat to, someone who listens, cuddles them, strokes their hair, and bangs them like a door in a storm

"
she’s not gonna bang you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Another baby?"

*QI ALARM RINGS*

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

thanks for the fucking earworm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck knows, they're all different.

Some want riches, some want a connection, some want to talk, some want to be heard..... None of it is unreasonable if they find someone looking to give that which they seek.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Goldicocks.

Not too big, not too small, just right.

Hits all the right spots to make you cum over and over, and when they cum you can feel it pulsing inside you, filling you with cum.

Bonus points for kissing, trimmed, funny, cute and has a wicked tongue that knows how to lick pussy the right way."

Have we met before or has someone else said that about somebody they met?

You almost literally word for word quoted some of the women I have mer!!!.

I am being 100% serious for a change!!

Just ask my only verification as we were talking about it the other day!!

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Most women want men double as hot as them, abs, funny, handsome but in a way that isn't you, tall, thoughtful, honest, perfect, more than perfect, never makes mistakes, like jesus if he was sexy

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Someone to chat to, someone who listens, cuddles them, strokes their hair, and bangs them like a door in a storm

Joe has got it in one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone to chat to, someone who listens, cuddles them, strokes their hair, and bangs them like a door in a storm

Joe has got it in one

Agreed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'is another baby' lol.

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

On a Friday night:

Glass of wine

Food rub

Play with their hair and tell them their pretty

Then take them upstairs for a good dicking down

lol

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"Is another baby

She's gone tomorrow boy."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bitbats?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Bitbats?

What the hell are they ??

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
over a year ago

your head

"Someone to chat to, someone who listens, cuddles them, strokes their hair, and bangs them like a door in a storm

This without the hair stroking please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is another baby

She's gone tomorrow boy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone to chat to, someone who listens, cuddles them, strokes their hair, and bangs them like a door in a storm

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Bitbats?

Yes!

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"All I want is honesty which is so hard to come by on here so not realistic in the slightest! "

Honesty the first thing I give and the first thing I want then comes trust .the rest follows .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone to chat to, someone who listens, cuddles them, strokes their hair, and bangs them like a door in a storm

she’s not gonna bang you"

Touché

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