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By *bi Haive OP   Man
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Isn't it really annoying.

You change your plans for the day, get up at the crack of dawn, tidy the flat, have a shower and preen yourself, then spend the morning staring out the window wondering what time they'll arrive.

And nothing. The doorbell doesn't ring. Nobody knocks.

And you call only to find they've had to go and deal with an emergency.

There's nothing worse than waiting in for a sparky to come sort your wiring on a cold Friday morning........

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By *errocaWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire

Yep..2 this week

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By *ilk_TrayMan
over a year ago

South

It is annoying.

That's why I don't get too excited until I'm at the front door or they ring my bell

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Yep..2 this week "

Your wiring must be very dodgy indeed!

Be careful using the toaster near the shower.

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe

Never had one but I hear they're not good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn't it really annoying.

You change your plans for the day, get up at the crack of dawn, tidy the flat, have a shower and preen yourself, then spend the morning staring out the window wondering what time they'll arrive.

And nothing. The doorbell doesn't ring. Nobody knocks.

And you call only to find they've had to go and deal with an emergency.

There's nothing worse than waiting in for a sparky to come sort your wiring on a cold Friday morning........ "

I feel your pain, I've been waiting since 8am for someone to come and fix my boiler. Currently sat here in my dinosaur onesie and big fluffy chicken slippers, trying to keep warm

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Isn't it really annoying.

You change your plans for the day, get up at the crack of dawn, tidy the flat, have a shower and preen yourself, then spend the morning staring out the window wondering what time they'll arrive.

And nothing. The doorbell doesn't ring. Nobody knocks.

And you call only to find they've had to go and deal with an emergency.

There's nothing worse than waiting in for a sparky to come sort your wiring on a cold Friday morning........

I feel your pain, I've been waiting since 8am for someone to come and fix my boiler. Currently sat here in my dinosaur onesie and big fluffy chicken slippers, trying to keep warm "

Time slot was 8-12.

Still no sign. I literally have nothing vitality important to do today, but hey - inefficiency, right.....

He's not getting a fucking cuppa when he finally shows up, that's for sure...

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I thought this was going to be an objection to the theatre.

Down with shows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit like some meets

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
over a year ago

Hell


"Isn't it really annoying.

You change your plans for the day, get up at the crack of dawn, tidy the flat, have a shower and preen yourself, then spend the morning staring out the window wondering what time they'll arrive.

And nothing. The doorbell doesn't ring. Nobody knocks.

And you call only to find they've had to go and deal with an emergency.

There's nothing worse than waiting in for a sparky to come sort your wiring on a cold Friday morning........

I feel your pain, I've been waiting since 8am for someone to come and fix my boiler. Currently sat here in my dinosaur onesie and big fluffy chicken slippers, trying to keep warm "

I’ll get the boiler going for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heathens!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I'm sitting waiting for my new tumble dryer to be delivered. They said this afternoon. They will probably turn up at 5 to 5

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London


"I'm sitting waiting for my new tumble dryer to be delivered. They said this afternoon. They will probably turn up at 5 to 5"

Friday? 5 to 5?

Bonus points if they shout crackerjack!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn't it really annoying.

You change your plans for the day, get up at the crack of dawn, tidy the flat, have a shower and preen yourself, then spend the morning staring out the window wondering what time they'll arrive.

And nothing. The doorbell doesn't ring. Nobody knocks.

And you call only to find they've had to go and deal with an emergency.

There's nothing worse than waiting in for a sparky to come sort your wiring on a cold Friday morning........

I feel your pain, I've been waiting since 8am for someone to come and fix my boiler. Currently sat here in my dinosaur onesie and big fluffy chicken slippers, trying to keep warm

I’ll get the boiler going for you"

Probably the only thing you could get going

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
over a year ago

Hell


"Isn't it really annoying.

You change your plans for the day, get up at the crack of dawn, tidy the flat, have a shower and preen yourself, then spend the morning staring out the window wondering what time they'll arrive.

And nothing. The doorbell doesn't ring. Nobody knocks.

And you call only to find they've had to go and deal with an emergency.

There's nothing worse than waiting in for a sparky to come sort your wiring on a cold Friday morning........

I feel your pain, I've been waiting since 8am for someone to come and fix my boiler. Currently sat here in my dinosaur onesie and big fluffy chicken slippers, trying to keep warm

I’ll get the boiler going for you

Probably the only thing you could get going"

Probably is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yep..2 this week "

Maybe your far too intimidating for them.

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By *lder.Woman
over a year ago

Not Local

You have to go and sit on the loo and be some time, or have your trousers round your ankles for some other reason to invoke a tradesman or delivery person. Basically make it so it is really awkward fpr you to get to the door, and there they will be.

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