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By *bi Haive OP Man
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Been a while since I've done this, but what's bugging you on the cold, fresh Friday morning?

Why can you drink a drink but you can't food a food?

Is the 's' or the 'c' silent in 'scent'?

And why is there a 'd' in fridge but no 'd' in refrigerator?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is it called a shipment if you transport something by car, but cargo if you transport it by ship?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how does teflon stick to a pan?

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By *bi Haive OP Man
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

What do part time traffic lights do the rest of the time?

Is a lift still a lift when it's going down?

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Why isn’t a single sheep a shep? When a person that watches over them and moves them from one place to another is a shep herd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is there only one monopolies commission

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

The word queue. It seems to me 4 of those letters are superfluous.

Products advertised as "new and improved ". Nope, can't be both

Jewelry shops advertising "ears pierced while you wait". How else you gonna do it, follow me round Tesco waiting for your moment?

Petrol stations that are open 24/7/365. Why have you got locks on the front door?

These are the things that keep me up at night.

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
over a year ago

Hell

WHY

Have I got K cups and a cracking sense of humour but I’m still single

Actually… don’t answer that one

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Why are Jaffa Cakes in the bis...

Actually lets not go there

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"WHY

Have I got K cups and a cracking sense of humour but I’m still single

Actually… don’t answer that one

K Cups? … couldn’t find my woolly hat this morning and it’s cold, can you send one one bra cup cod?

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
over a year ago

Hell

"WHY

Have I got K cups and a cracking sense of humour but I’m still single

Actually… don’t answer that one

K Cups? … couldn’t find my woolly hat this morning and it’s cold, can you send one one bra cup cod? "

Sent via express!

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"WHY

Have I got K cups and a cracking sense of humour but I’m still single

Actually… don’t answer that one

K Cups? … couldn’t find my woolly hat this morning and it’s cold, can you send one one bra cup cod?

Sent via express!"

My new Sherlock Holmes’s look is going to be a mighty tremor in this tiny village, digging out my pipe now

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

What do sheep count when they cannot sleep?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WHY

Have I got K cups and a cracking sense of humour but I’m still single

Actually… don’t answer that one

K Cups? … couldn’t find my woolly hat this morning and it’s cold, can you send one one bra cup cod?

Sent via express!"

Are they cargo or shipment?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"What do sheep count when they cannot sleep?

People

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WHY

Have I got K cups and a cracking sense of humour but I’m still single

Actually… don’t answer that one

Through choice?

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By *moothstaffspeepsCouple
over a year ago

Stafford

Escargot my car go 160, swiftly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Donald Duck and his need for a towel ..when he walked around with just a top on the rest of the time …. Is that a thing ?

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