FabSwingers.com forum: I don’t give girls flowers

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’ll give you good wood though.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

But….sunflowers, man!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

But what about splinters?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Wood works.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Smoooooooth.

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bonus if you have heard the song x

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

…I can buy myself flowers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Smoooooooth.

Mrs TMN x"

Smoother than your arsehole x

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

I can buy myself flowers...

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Smoooooooth.

Mrs TMN x

Smoother than your arsehole x"

You're not wrong. Was just away to trim.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"But what about splinters? "

Just need to make sure you polish it

LvM

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"But what about splinters?

Just need to make sure you polish it

LvM"

Good point. I'm sure a lot of spit will help prevent any in my throat.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Seduction start's before the wood.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I don't remember the last time I was given flowers. It was probably by a student.

I prefer hugs

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

I don't send or give flowers. I have done but not really appreciated. I also heard both sis in laws reactions to flowers they received from my brothers. Same thing, not really appreciated.

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
over a year ago

Hell

They don’t give us flowers any more, they give us anxiety

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I normally offer a box of Milk Tray. Maybe this is where I'm going wrong

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"They don’t give us flowers any more, they give us anxiety

They've been doing that for many, many centuries - poor Anne Boleyn for one.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

I leave a little bit of jizz on the curtains.

I like to think that as winter turns to spring and said (fortunate) lady reaches for her curtains to let the turning season in, she spots that little bit of jizz on her curtain, her eyes fire and a whimsical smile forms, with a shake of her head and a mirthful sigh, she whispers “oh DD, you shouldn’t have”

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
over a year ago

Hell

"They don’t give us flowers any more, they give us anxiety

They've been doing that for many, many centuries - poor Anne Boleyn for one.

Don’t. Everything I learned about her in history was apparently wrong

I’ve been watching a series about her on TikTok.

If I see Henry VIII in Hell, I’m gonna smash him one for our Anne.

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