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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Small package syndrome? Or just the one's that rev the engine needlesly to be noticed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They do so no man ever has both a nice car and a big schlong. That's probably why I drive a clapped out Juke

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They do so no man ever has both a nice car and a big schlong. That's probably why I drive a clapped out Juke "

You best me mate. I've only got a push bike and a big schlong!

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"They do so no man ever has both a nice car and a big schlong. That's probably why I drive a clapped out Juke

You best me mate. I've only got a push bike and a big schlong! "

I hope you clip your trousers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They do so no man ever has both a nice car and a big schlong. That's probably why I drive a clapped out Juke

You best me mate. I've only got a push bike and a big schlong! "

Can you use it to pedal when your legs get tired?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing to do with small package syndrome, just small brain syndrome.

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By *oppleWangerMan
over a year ago

Gods Country

Average package, 5 cars - Trackdays have been my hobby since I was a teenager

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

What's the MK guy and other claimants of endowed status drive?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They do so no man ever has both a nice car and a big schlong. That's probably why I drive a clapped out Juke

You best me mate. I've only got a push bike and a big schlong!

Can you use it to pedal when your legs get tired?"

....No

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I like sports cars. Never found a correlation between penis size and far ownership yet.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I had a sports car once, where do I apply for compensation ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had a sports car once, where do I apply for compensation ?"

I can send you the address if you like? However you must arrive wearing a skimpy little number and bring a good bottle of Shiraz.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"I had a sports car once, where do I apply for compensation ?

I can send you the address if you like? However you must arrive wearing a skimpy little number and bring a good bottle of Shiraz. "

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

They’re just cars for people who like sporty cars. Just like off road vehicles are for people who like going off road. (Unless they live in Chelsea).

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

These car threads always make me laugh. Over the I've been there, seen it, done it, got the tee shirt, worn it, and put it in the bin as far as motoring hardwear is concerned, but my penis has remained the same size throughout. However, as for getting attention, I get more attention these days using the old second hand wheelchair adapted vehicles that I had to buy to get disabled mum around because she couldn't qualify for mobility allowance due to becoming disabled after sixty, than ever I get driving either of my Jag convertibles. I've actually pulled twice after striking up conversations about disabled transport, but again my penis size remains the same.

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

When I see posts like this all I pick up from

It is jealousy hatred and insecurity.. it's pleasures in life, for me personally my cars are a big part of my enjoyment in life so getting up at 5am and driving to where I need to be makes it all the better in the car i drive .. I've got a big dick but all three motors still have to be above 3 litre otherwise I'm not interested.. stop being so bitter

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