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I was so close this evening

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By *elix Sighted OP   Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

I was at my Pilates class (yes I know, fuck off) and the woman was trying to do a tree pose, with one foot resting on the inner thigh of her other leg.

She said “Oo it always seems to slide down on this thigh” and I so nearly shouted out something I would write in here!

Do you ever feel your lounge language creeping into real life? And what would you have shouted to her?!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

I just half-vomited in my own mouth then dealt with it. So unused to drinking at mo.

But yay, Pilates OP! Yay you.

I’m d*unk.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Oh I’m far too gentlemanly to have shouted anything lewd out.

….thought something utterly vulgar in my head, absolutely yes, but out loud, ooo no

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By *elix Sighted OP   Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"I just half-vomited in my own mouth then dealt with it. So unused to drinking at mo.

But yay, Pilates OP! Yay you.

I’m d*unk. "

What a classy chick!!!!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"I was at my Pilates class (yes I know, fuck off) and the woman was trying to do a tree pose, with one foot resting on the inner thigh of her other leg.

She said “Oo it always seems to slide down on this thigh” and I so nearly shouted out something I would write in here!

Do you ever feel your lounge language creeping into real life? And what would you have shouted to her?!"

Timmmmbbeeerrrr!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha. I just blurt. And I’ve had to apologise soooooo many times. Normally people get it, and laugh along. Or I just laugh inside.

My minds always been filthy, that’s why I feel comfortable around you guys.

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

I can't even contemplate a response as I'm too busy picturing you doing plates Felix!

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat


"I can't even contemplate a response as I'm too busy picturing you doing plates Felix! "

*pilates ffs

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By *elix Sighted OP   Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"I can't even contemplate a response as I'm too busy picturing you doing plates Felix!

*pilates ffs"

Hahaha!! Does the thought of me trying to balance gracefully make you chuckle?! Cruel woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Firstly, good on you Felix! I tried it for the first time this week too and tried to stop myself giggling every time she mentioned the pelvic floor

I think I'm pretty good at not letting my Fab language bleed into real life though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do find myself saying things that I previously would not have and for me it now seems very normal. It just flows very matter of factly.

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By *londebiguyMan
over a year ago

Southport


"I was at my Pilates class (yes I know, fuck off) and the woman was trying to do a tree pose, with one foot resting on the inner thigh of her other leg.

She said “Oo it always seems to slide down on this thigh” and I so nearly shouted out something I would write in here!

Do you ever feel your lounge language creeping into real life? And what would you have shouted to her?!"

My stock response is a rather camp

'You know , I'm always saying that'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a bit of a tight rope but we'll played op

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By *elix Sighted OP   Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Firstly, good on you Felix! I tried it for the first time this week too and tried to stop myself giggling every time she mentioned the pelvic floor

I think I'm pretty good at not letting my Fab language bleed into real life though "

Thanks dude! Haha yes I chuckled away at that too. “Get your pubic bone right down….. “ Yea ok dear!!!

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat


"I can't even contemplate a response as I'm too busy picturing you doing plates Felix!

*pilates ffs

Hahaha!! Does the thought of me trying to balance gracefully make you chuckle?! Cruel woman "

You think so little of me!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"I just half-vomited in my own mouth then dealt with it. So unused to drinking at mo.

But yay, Pilates OP! Yay you.

I’m d*unk.

What a classy chick!!!! "

I’m the worst!

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By *ake_or_deathMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I just half-vomited in my own mouth then dealt with it. So unused to drinking at mo.

But yay, Pilates OP! Yay you.

I’m d*unk.

What a classy chick!!!!

I’m the worst!"

D*unk and loose in the forums. Who can tell what damage she'll do...

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By *elix Sighted OP   Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"I can't even contemplate a response as I'm too busy picturing you doing plates Felix!

*pilates ffs

Hahaha!! Does the thought of me trying to balance gracefully make you chuckle?! Cruel woman

You think so little of me! "

No I think you’re so little!!

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

My lounge language is very much my day to day language. I have to be more careful sometimes at work depending who I'm around but generally I'm the same. It would be too confusing otherwise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was at my Pilates class (yes I know, fuck off) and the woman was trying to do a tree pose, with one foot resting on the inner thigh of her other leg.

She said “Oo it always seems to slide down on this thigh” and I so nearly shouted out something I would write in here!

Do you ever feel your lounge language creeping into real life? And what would you have shouted to her?!"

You should of responded “ that’s what your Mam said “

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By *atKatXWoman
over a year ago

B


"My lounge language is very much my day to day language. I have to be more careful sometimes at work depending who I'm around but generally I'm the same. It would be too confusing otherwise "

Same here. Gets me in trouble at times!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

I will always make the double entendre or laugh at the filthy thought. I can restrain it depending on who I'm with though due to where I work.

J

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