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The green helmet cheese starter, pan-fried goat cunt for main, and blue waffle for pudding please

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
44 weeks ago

St Leonards

Did you miss me?

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By *illy IdolMan
44 weeks ago

Midlands

It's barely been 48hrs

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By *aizyWoman
44 weeks ago

west midlands


"It's barely been 48hrs"

It's nice that you noticed tho

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
44 weeks ago

St Leonards

Honestly - it's been 9 days since my last thread.

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By *illy IdolMan
44 weeks ago

Midlands


"Honestly - it's been 9 days since my last thread.

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People have been banned for longer than that

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
44 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Honestly - it's been 9 days since my last thread.

People have been banned for longer than that"

I'm somewhat surprised I haven't been banned yet - but would take the medicine graciously.

Nice profile pic Willy - you nailed it.

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By *illy IdolMan
44 weeks ago

Midlands


"Honestly - it's been 9 days since my last thread.

People have been banned for longer than that

I'm somewhat surprised I haven't been banned yet - but would take the medicine graciously.

Nice profile pic Willy - you nailed it."

Ahh, thanks Nicky

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
44 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Honestly - it's been 9 days since my last thread.

People have been banned for longer than that

I'm somewhat surprised I haven't been banned yet - but would take the medicine graciously.

Nice profile pic Willy - you nailed it.

Ahh, thanks Nicky"

You're welcome Willy.

BTW - I've only just worked out what you and Mr Wick meant with "blue waffles" from all those weeks ago.

So that was part of my impetus for this glorious return.

I, of course, accept full responsibility however.

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By *illy IdolMan
44 weeks ago

Midlands


"Honestly - it's been 9 days since my last thread.

People have been banned for longer than that

I'm somewhat surprised I haven't been banned yet - but would take the medicine graciously.

Nice profile pic Willy - you nailed it.

Ahh, thanks Nicky

You're welcome Willy.

BTW - I've only just worked out what you and Mr Wick meant with "blue waffles" from all those weeks ago.

So that was part of my impetus for this glorious return.

I, of course, accept full responsibility however.

"

It's definitely not one to google

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
44 weeks ago

St Leonards


"It's definitely not one to google "

Well, I did of course - all those weeks ago.

Numerous times .

It just needed a bit more context and Fluffy's thread earlier delivered my "Eureka Blue Waffle" moment .

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
42 weeks ago

St Leonards

I just don't think this thread has found its wings yet ...

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
42 weeks ago

Leeds

Can I get extra goo on my starter please.

And could you tell me what the disease of the day is on the chef’s special ?

The me

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42 weeks ago

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
42 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Can I get extra goo on my starter please.

And could you tell me what the disease of the day is on the chef’s special ?

The me "

Extra goo - of course. Nothing compliments the chef more.

Disease of the day - Syphilis.

But that really nasty 1850s strain that sent Europeans absolutely batshit. It's cooked in Absinthe too.

What size portion would you like?

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
42 weeks ago

St Leonards


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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
42 weeks ago

Leeds

I’m not much of a syphilis man to be honest. Gives me terrible wind.

Can I just get a chlamydia with a side order of gout.

I do like my aids, but not on a school night ( laughs uncontrollably, while everyone else looks on in shock )

The mr

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
42 weeks ago

Southampton

Can I order a side order of gonorrhoea with that

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
42 weeks ago

St Leonards

I mean, I was mostly here for the helmet cheese, but happy to pass on all the STD requests of course.

Ask, and ye shall be infected xxxx

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By *ris GrayMan
42 weeks ago

Dorchester


"I mean, I was mostly here for the helmet cheese, but happy to pass on all the STD requests of course.

Ask, and ye shall be infected xxxx"

lol hey i wish you luck in your experience

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By *agneto.Man
42 weeks ago

Bham

No idea who you are.

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By *onameyet2Man
42 weeks ago

chorley


"I’m not much of a syphilis man to be honest. Gives me terrible wind.

Can I just get a chlamydia with a side order of gout.

I do like my aids, but not on a school night ( laughs uncontrollably, while everyone else looks on in shock )

The mr "

Yawn

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
42 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I mean, I was mostly here for the helmet cheese, but happy to pass on all the STD requests of course.

Ask, and ye shall be infected xxxxlol hey i wish you luck in your experience "

Shall we get Rasputin involved?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
42 weeks ago

Leeds


"I’m not much of a syphilis man to be honest. Gives me terrible wind.

Can I just get a chlamydia with a side order of gout.

I do like my aids, but not on a school night ( laughs uncontrollably, while everyone else looks on in shock )

The mr

Yawn"

Aww bless, that two sarcastic comments I’ve noticed from you, have I upset you in someway ? Would you like a cuddle ? Might even let you finger me behind the bins if it’ll make you like me.

The mr

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