FabSwingers.com mobile

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to The Lounge

Tired Tropes of Fab

Jump to newest
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
45 weeks ago

What do you get thoroughly fed up of seeing here?

My location is set to Kinkytown and just had the eleventy billionth message about it. Oh what a jolly jape - where is it Luv I'd love to live there.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *atnip make me purrWoman
45 weeks ago

Reading

I mean you could change it...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
45 weeks ago


"I mean you could change it..."

No matter what I change it too I will still get the same tired messages...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *stellaWoman
45 weeks ago

London


"What do you get thoroughly fed up of seeing here?

My location is set to Kinkytown and just had the eleventy billionth message about it. Oh what a jolly jape - where is it Luv I'd love to live there. "

Myself!

I am wasting so much time currently!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago


"What do you get thoroughly fed up of seeing here?

My location is set to Kinkytown and just had the eleventy billionth message about it. Oh what a jolly jape - where is it Luv I'd love to live there. "

People with silly location.

My sat nav struggles with it somewhat.

I'm like DPD at Christmas ??, knocking on random doors shouting "wanna fuck".

They all say,"try next door?"

I'm thinking of getting a job with Ordnance Survey.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ymAndIcedCoffeeWoman
45 weeks ago

Worcester

Men with 9 inch penises. Apparently 0.6% of all men have a 9 inch penis, and 0.2% of men have a bigger than 9 inch penis... and apparently they're all here on fab in my local area.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

Couldn’t agree more, I fucking hate it when people read my profile and try to open with some kind of playful banter about something I chose to put in my public profile

Really boils my piss

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

45 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Men with 9 inch penises. Apparently 0.6% of all men have a 9 inch penis, and 0.2% of men have a bigger than 9 inch penis... and apparently they're all here on fab in my local area."

This. Most guys that actually are that size keep quiet about it as it seems it can be off-putting to some.

Aside from that, if I see one more 'cut or uncut' forum thread I'm gonna set up a budget circumcision service to cater for all the guys willing to lose some skin because they think it'll boost their chance of getting laid.....

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *host63Man
45 weeks ago

Bedfont Feltham


"What do you get thoroughly fed up of seeing here?

My location is set to Kinkytown and just had the eleventy billionth message about it. Oh what a jolly jape - where is it Luv I'd love to live there. "

Well with that you have to admit you have set yourself up for that. What did you expect?

Why not just smile and go with it?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *host63Man
45 weeks ago

Bedfont Feltham


"I mean you could change it...

No matter what I change it too I will still get the same tired messages..."

Why not do something original. Contact people yourself instead of complaining and let's see an example of your wit. Strong independent woman like you should find that a piece of cake.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *host63Man
45 weeks ago

Bedfont Feltham


"I mean you could change it...

No matter what I change it too I will still get the same tired messages..."

Why not do something original. Contact people yourself instead of complaining and let's see an example of your wit. Strong independent woman like you should find that a piece of cake.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

"You're pics blurry"....reaaaally, I hadn't noticed!

It must have got that way after I uploaded it

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *host63Man
45 weeks ago

Bedfont Feltham


"Men with 9 inch penises. Apparently 0.6% of all men have a 9 inch penis, and 0.2% of men have a bigger than 9 inch penis... and apparently they're all here on fab in my local area."

No more boring than the 6ft tall six pack BBC 8 inch plus demands of 60% of women on here.

Looking for the 0.5% that are not on this site anyway.

It goes both ways

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

I am tired of seeing my replies on the forum being ignored.

I have been posting regularly since Sunday so I should be accepted by all and everything I write should get shit loads of replies!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ymAndIcedCoffeeWoman
45 weeks ago

Worcester


"Men with 9 inch penises. Apparently 0.6% of all men have a 9 inch penis, and 0.2% of men have a bigger than 9 inch penis... and apparently they're all here on fab in my local area.

No more boring than the 6ft tall six pack BBC 8 inch plus demands of 60% of women on here.

Looking for the 0.5% that are not on this site anyway.

It goes both ways"

r u ok hun?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ongandharderMan
45 weeks ago

Rotherham

Couples accounts when actually singles

Or people hiding it from their partners

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

I love knowing that everyone is “Professional”

Don’t get bored of seeing that on profiles at all.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *atKatXWoman
45 weeks ago

B

Jokes about “how many fingers?” From people who have misread my username, and every other profile having a statement saying that they’re not new, it’s just a new profile

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago


"Men with 9 inch penises. Apparently 0.6% of all men have a 9 inch penis, and 0.2% of men have a bigger than 9 inch penis... and apparently they're all here on fab in my local area."

Checked my source based on condom sizing research

9 inches just says 99.99%

Unbelievably rare

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago


"I am tired of seeing my replies on the forum being ignored.

I have been posting regularly since Sunday so I should be accepted by all and everything I write should get shit loads of replies!! "

See what I mean there are 7 replies after mine and not one to little old me!!

It might be time to write a self pitying thread soon

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ecadent_DevonMan
45 weeks ago

Okehampton

I don’t really like people setting imaginary places as their location. I mean why? If you live in London put “London”. When browsing through new pics or the forum it’s always good to see where people are from.

Oh and the ones that put “Wales” as their location too, everyone knows that Wales is a place that parents made up to scare their children into behaving

To each their own

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *aizyWoman
45 weeks ago

west midlands


"I am tired of seeing my replies on the forum being ignored.

I have been posting regularly since Sunday so I should be accepted by all and everything I write should get shit loads of replies!!

See what I mean there are 7 replies after mine and not one to little old me!!

It might be time to write a self pitying thread soon "

Sorry, did you say something?!?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

45 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I don’t really like people setting imaginary places as their location. I mean why? If you live in London put “London”. When browsing through new pics or the forum it’s always good to see where people are from.

Oh and the ones that put “Wales” as their location too, everyone knows that Wales is a place that parents made up to scare their children into behaving

To each their own "

Mines kinda vague but not hard to decipher.

I get some people not wanting to reveal their true location though.

I mean, if I lived in Bridgwater, Luton or Hull, I'd be keeping it quiet tbh.....

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *batMan
45 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)


"Oh and the ones that put “Wales” as their location too …. "

The Welsh tourist board only paid your parents to say that. They never wanted you to visit.

Gbat

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *electableicecreamMan
45 weeks ago

The West

Some of my personal favourites are Anti Pube Brigade and the Professionals.

Also the pendantic and pernickety ones who seemingly live only to point out any inconsistency in a post or are just negative nellie's in general.

The biggest fab trope has to be the hard done by male who's been frozen out by the clique though.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago


"I am tired of seeing my replies on the forum being ignored.

I have been posting regularly since Sunday so I should be accepted by all and everything I write should get shit loads of replies!!

See what I mean there are 7 replies after mine and not one to little old me!!

It might be time to write a self pitying thread soon

Sorry, did you say something?!?"

Nope it was just a hallucination

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *enk15Man
45 weeks ago

Evesham


"What do you get thoroughly fed up of seeing here?

My location is set to Kinkytown and just had the eleventy billionth message about it. Oh what a jolly jape - where is it Luv I'd love to live there. "

Seriously though, where is it?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *glyBettyTV/TS
45 weeks ago

About 3 feet away from the fence


"I don’t really like people setting imaginary places as their location. I mean why? If you live in London put “London”. When browsing through new pics or the forum it’s always good to see where people are from. "

Maybe they don't want to publicise their location to every random user who browses the forums?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *aigressMan
45 weeks ago

Cardiff

Reappearing/disappearing profiles with the same pics.. to be reported and closed, reopened / rinse / repeat.

* I used to profile / account mod another site waaay back.

Men asking for profile advice.. when profile is a dick pick and a strap line like "fuk now"

Straight guys who message asking if you want a bj

General arrogance.

I could go on

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
45 weeks ago


"Couldn’t agree more, I fucking hate it when people read my profile and try to open with some kind of playful banter about something I chose to put in my public profile

Really boils my piss "

I love that you understand me so well

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
45 weeks ago


"Men with 9 inch penises. Apparently 0.6% of all men have a 9 inch penis, and 0.2% of men have a bigger than 9 inch penis... and apparently they're all here on fab in my local area."

It's extra smooth when the subject of the message is the (alleged) size of their dick. I could do this if I ever messaged men. ithadtobeyou (Kinkytown) "Cantalopes"

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
45 weeks ago


"Men with 9 inch penises. Apparently 0.6% of all men have a 9 inch penis, and 0.2% of men have a bigger than 9 inch penis... and apparently they're all here on fab in my local area.

This. Most guys that actually are that size keep quiet about it as it seems it can be off-putting to some.

Aside from that, if I see one more 'cut or uncut' forum thread I'm gonna set up a budget circumcision service to cater for all the guys willing to lose some skin because they think it'll boost their chance of getting laid..... "

"Is my dick big enough" seems equally pointless...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

And whatever gets on your tits today, will get on your tits next month. That’s fab, nothing changes.

I like it when I mentioned something about my profile, it means they read it

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

Women who moan about shit messages when there's a very simple solution to it that they just don't want to action.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ymAndIcedCoffeeWoman
45 weeks ago

Worcester


"Women who moan about shit messages when there's a very simple solution to it that they just don't want to action."

What's the solution?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago


"Women who moan about shit messages when there's a very simple solution to it that they just don't want to action.

What's the solution?"

This should be interesting

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago


"Women who moan about shit messages when there's a very simple solution to it that they just don't want to action.

What's the solution?"

Block all men and contact the ones you like the look of. No shit messages and you can separate the wheat from the chaff

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

Obviously asking if I have a BBC or being called Daddy.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *wosmilersCouple
45 weeks ago

Heathrowish

Athletic = built like Mick McManus

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ymAndIcedCoffeeWoman
45 weeks ago

Worcester


"Women who moan about shit messages when there's a very simple solution to it that they just don't want to action.

What's the solution?

Block all men and contact the ones you like the look of. No shit messages and you can separate the wheat from the chaff "

Nah, you still get shit messages back even if you message first!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago


"Women who moan about shit messages when there's a very simple solution to it that they just don't want to action.

What's the solution?

Block all men and contact the ones you like the look of. No shit messages and you can separate the wheat from the chaff

Nah, you still get shit messages back even if you message first!"

But you get fewer of them though and it's easier for you to move on.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ymAndIcedCoffeeWoman
45 weeks ago

Worcester


"Women who moan about shit messages when there's a very simple solution to it that they just don't want to action.

What's the solution?

Block all men and contact the ones you like the look of. No shit messages and you can separate the wheat from the chaff

Nah, you still get shit messages back even if you message first!

But you get fewer of them though and it's easier for you to move on."

It's easy to move on now, you just hit the delete button.

Besides, if all women blocked all men on fabs, this entire forum would be full of men whinging about it.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

Non stop messages from women, day in and day out, sending unsolicited pictures of their lady bits.

I'm not a peice of meat

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *arlot o scaraWoman
45 weeks ago

Hell


"What do you get thoroughly fed up of seeing here?

My location is set to Kinkytown and just had the eleventy billionth message about it. Oh what a jolly jape - where is it Luv I'd love to live there.

Seriously though, where is it?"

I’d love to live there

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago


"Women who moan about shit messages when there's a very simple solution to it that they just don't want to action.

What's the solution?

Block all men and contact the ones you like the look of. No shit messages and you can separate the wheat from the chaff

Nah, you still get shit messages back even if you message first!

But you get fewer of them though and it's easier for you to move on.

It's easy to move on now, you just hit the delete button.

Besides, if all women blocked all men on fabs, this entire forum would be full of men whinging about it."

They'd be out of your messages though and you don't have to read the forum posts. It could also give men the impetus to improve their own profiles knowing women would message them first. Which is also actually another thing women moan about on here.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *cottish guy 555Man
45 weeks ago

London


"Some of my personal favourites are Anti Pube Brigade and the Professionals.

Also the pendantic and pernickety ones who seemingly live only to point out any inconsistency in a post or are just negative nellie's in general.

The biggest fab trope has to be the hard done by male who's been frozen out by the clique though."

There's a clique? Nobody told me.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
45 weeks ago

Southampton


"Women who moan about shit messages when there's a very simple solution to it that they just don't want to action.

What's the solution?

Block all men and contact the ones you like the look of. No shit messages and you can separate the wheat from the chaff

Nah, you still get shit messages back even if you message first!

But you get fewer of them though and it's easier for you to move on.

It's easy to move on now, you just hit the delete button.

Besides, if all women blocked all men on fabs, this entire forum would be full of men whinging about it.

They'd be out of your messages though and you don't have to read the forum posts. It could also give men the impetus to improve their own profiles knowing women would message them first. Which is also actually another thing women moan about on here."

Hey ! I don't moan !

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *atureguy65Man
45 weeks ago

Dorchester

[Removed by poster at 18/01/24 16:45:08]

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *andyfloss2000Woman
45 weeks ago

ashford

Can I ask u a question

I'm in your town for the eve

Have I said something to offend u these 3 of top of my head! X

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *atureguy65Man
45 weeks ago

Dorchester


""You're pics blurry"....reaaaally, I hadn't noticed!

It must have got that way after I uploaded it "

You could always upload another one! Or are you in jest?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *issmorganWoman
45 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

One of mine is when someone sends a Wuu2 message, err I'm on here obvs.

I also hate someone asking exactly where abouts I live or work first message, as if I'm telling some randomer that.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago


"Women who moan about shit messages when there's a very simple solution to it that they just don't want to action.

What's the solution?

Block all men and contact the ones you like the look of. No shit messages and you can separate the wheat from the chaff

Nah, you still get shit messages back even if you message first!

But you get fewer of them though and it's easier for you to move on.

It's easy to move on now, you just hit the delete button.

Besides, if all women blocked all men on fabs, this entire forum would be full of men whinging about it.

They'd be out of your messages though and you don't have to read the forum posts. It could also give men the impetus to improve their own profiles knowing women would message them first. Which is also actually another thing women moan about on here."

Good luck with that one pal

You know how guys complain about not getting meets on here, and we say “go to a social or club” but most won’t, because they couldn’t handle the thought of a possible hard rejection, or just aren’t ready to put in the work to do it

Same thing here.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

Speaking of which

Guys the constantly moan about not getting meets but do nothing about it

They can’t pull on the apps or in the pub, but expect success on here where it’s harder?

Then refuse to go to a social or club where personality can shine through. Too scared. So that just moan and send out 100s of low effort, unanswered messsges a week

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *hloe_TTV/TS
45 weeks ago

Nottingham

Is it me or does this thread cover pretty much every user on fab in one way or another. Turns out we're all just annoying clichés lol x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *esparate danMan
45 weeks ago

glasgow


"I mean you could change it...

No matter what I change it too I will still get the same tired messages..."

Maybe you tire them out

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago


"Women who moan about shit messages when there's a very simple solution to it that they just don't want to action.

What's the solution?"

Become a man.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *andPextraCouple
45 weeks ago

North West


"Non stop messages from women, day in and day out, sending unsolicited pictures of their lady bits.

I'm not a peice of meat "

Youve made us chuckle with that one

Thank you !!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

I find it easier to just focus on the parts of fab I don’t find annoying.

[stares at a comma]

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *imply DeeWoman
45 weeks ago

Wherever

Nothing, really.

I like the repetitive nature of the site and the fact that everyday is like a groundhog’s day on here.

It’s like safety in my chaos.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *weetiepie99Woman
45 weeks ago

cardiff

Reading this thread is making me tired

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *hawn ScottMan
45 weeks ago

london Brixton

Tired of explaining I'm not gay or even remotely curious and no it's not because I haven't met the right guy.

Been on the scene for 15 years and at 47 years old I think I know myself

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

Forum threads about the same old complaints about fabs, that were all on another thread yesterday, and the day before, and the day before, and the day before, and the day bef...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *inaTitzTV/TS
45 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

'Photographers' looking for models - for some reason they only seem to want those who match their preferences.

People who think claiming a particular job makes them sexy.

Being asked if my boobs are real

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
45 weeks ago


"Women who moan about shit messages when there's a very simple solution to it that they just don't want to action."

Alright alright, I shall never compla...who am I kidding

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *affron40Woman
45 weeks ago

manchester

Weird.. I don’t get loads of messages referring to Mancunia…

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
45 weeks ago


"Forum threads about the same old complaints about fabs, that were all on another thread yesterday, and the day before, and the day before, and the day before, and the day bef... "

It's been at LEAST a week!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
45 weeks ago


"Weird.. I don’t get loads of messages referring to Mancunia… "

How strange?!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *parkle1974Woman
45 weeks ago

Leeds

People ignoring written text on a profile!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago


"Speaking of which

Guys the constantly moan about not getting meets but do nothing about it

They can’t pull on the apps or in the pub, but expect success on here where it’s harder?

Then refuse to go to a social or club where personality can shine through. Too scared. So that just moan and send out 100s of low effort, unanswered messsges a week "

I agree with this some men are so easy to meet thwt chat arrange social turn up bish bash bosh hahaha but some moan Like bitches carnt get meet but don't put effort in

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *hawn ScottMan
45 weeks ago

london Brixton


"Forum threads about the same old complaints about fabs, that were all on another thread yesterday, and the day before, and the day before, and the day before, and the day bef... "

Hmmm yeah that as well, was joking about that but decided I'd went too far and now bowed out

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
45 weeks ago


"I find it easier to just focus on the parts of fab I don’t find annoying.

[stares at an Oxford comma in the wrong place] "

Absolutely

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
45 weeks ago


"Obviously asking if I have a BBC or being called Daddy. "

But Stephen I'm sure if you answer these FAQs on your profile, you will cease to be bothered forthwith!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
45 weeks ago


"I don’t really like people setting imaginary places as their location. I mean why? If you live in London put “London”. When browsing through new pics or the forum it’s always good to see where people are from.

Maybe they don't want to publicise their location to every random user who browses the forums? "

BINGO

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

Usernames with "little" in them, when they're anything but little.

The term "brat" as endearing.

That Marilyn Monroe quote "if you can't handle me ..."

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
45 weeks ago


"Usernames with "little" in them, when they're anything but little.

The term "brat" as endearing.

That Marilyn Monroe quote "if you can't handle me ...""

changes name immediately to LittleCuteBrat

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago


"Usernames with "little" in them, when they're anything but little.

The term "brat" as endearing.

That Marilyn Monroe quote "if you can't handle me ..."

changes name immediately to LittleCuteBrat "

#ithadtobeyou

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *riveinsaturdayXXXMan
45 weeks ago

Bristol

Let’s see….

Discrete instead of Discreet

“Where do I begin..?!” Just cut that and go straight into your verification, thanks.

“Don’t mess him/her about..?” Seriously, you actually going to police their every subsequent meet…?

Straight…”but I’m really bi, I just don’t wanna put off women - please let me suck your cock.”

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *elbaCouple
45 weeks ago

Derby


"People ignoring written text on a profile! "

Exactly this !

We had a much longer detailed bio but barely anyone seemed bothered to read it so we just shortened it

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ife NinjaMan
45 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Far too many people taking this so seriously. It's sex. It's supposed to be fun

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *riveinsaturdayXXXMan
45 weeks ago

Bristol


"Far too many people taking this so seriously. It's sex. It's supposed to be fun "

You’re right

I was being a miserable sod.

Ignore it - not becoming at all.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ife NinjaMan
45 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"Far too many people taking this so seriously. It's sex. It's supposed to be fun

You’re right

I was being a miserable sod.

Ignore it - not becoming at all. "

Not aimed at you fella. General comment on the rants that appear on here sometimes

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *utdooryoneMan
45 weeks ago

Over there

Assumption that I'm gay for some reason by any other bloke nearby, desperate for a BJ...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago


"Usernames with "little" in them, when they're anything but little.

The term "brat" as endearing.

That Marilyn Monroe quote "if you can't handle me ...""

For me, it's guys with Beard in their username. It's facial hair, not a personality!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago


"Obviously asking if I have a BBC or being called Daddy.

But Stephen I'm sure if you answer these FAQs on your profile, you will cease to be bothered forthwith! "

Blocking men from messaging has actually been revolutionary because one thing I’ve learned from fab, men do not read

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago


"Obviously asking if I have a BBC or being called Daddy.

But Stephen I'm sure if you answer these FAQs on your profile, you will cease to be bothered forthwith!

Blocking men from messaging has actually been revolutionary because one thing I’ve learned from fab, men do not read "

The other one I hated: ‘I know you’re straight but…’

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *enrietteandSamCouple
45 weeks ago

Staffordshire

The endless stream of unsolicited vagina pics in our inbox

Especially this Estella girl… almost flipping hourly, I kid you not!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago


"Obviously asking if I have a BBC or being called Daddy.

But Stephen I'm sure if you answer these FAQs on your profile, you will cease to be bothered forthwith!

Blocking men from messaging has actually been revolutionary because one thing I’ve learned from fab, men do not read

The other one I hated: ‘I know you’re straight but…’ "

Bit like the ‘I know I’m straight but…’

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago


"Obviously asking if I have a BBC or being called Daddy.

But Stephen I'm sure if you answer these FAQs on your profile, you will cease to be bothered forthwith!

Blocking men from messaging has actually been revolutionary because one thing I’ve learned from fab, men do not read

The other one I hated: ‘I know you’re straight but…’

Bit like the ‘I know I’m straight but…’ "

That does sound very annoying. That’s men for ya amirite

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
45 weeks ago

Southampton


"Usernames with "little" in them, when they're anything but little.

The term "brat" as endearing.

That Marilyn Monroe quote "if you can't handle me ...""

Oh well

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago


"Some of my personal favourites are Anti Pube Brigade and the Professionals.

Also the pendantic and pernickety ones who seemingly live only to point out any inconsistency in a post or are just negative nellie's in general.

The biggest fab trope has to be the hard done by male who's been frozen out by the clique though.

There's a clique? Nobody told me.

"

Of course there is, it’s filled with people who have spent time getting to know each other and became friends.

I know it’s a terrible issue and should be outlawed

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago


"Usernames with "little" in them, when they're anything but little.

The term "brat" as endearing.

That Marilyn Monroe quote "if you can't handle me ..."

changes name immediately to LittleCuteBrat "

You can’t say that and not follow through

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
45 weeks ago


"Some of my personal favourites are Anti Pube Brigade and the Professionals.

Also the pendantic and pernickety ones who seemingly live only to point out any inconsistency in a post or are just negative nellie's in general.

The biggest fab trope has to be the hard done by male who's been frozen out by the clique though.

There's a clique? Nobody told me.

Of course there is, it’s filled with people who have spent time getting to know each other and became friends.

I know it’s a terrible issue and should be outlawed "

Did you just join and already in the clique?

Out-bloody-rageous!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
45 weeks ago


"Usernames with "little" in them, when they're anything but little.

The term "brat" as endearing.

That Marilyn Monroe quote "if you can't handle me ..."

changes name immediately to LittleCuteBrat

You can’t say that and not follow through "

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
45 weeks ago


"Usernames with "little" in them, when they're anything but little.

The term "brat" as endearing.

That Marilyn Monroe quote "if you can't handle me ..."

changes name immediately to LittleCuteBrat

You can’t say that and not follow through "

I know this is the point but I am NONE of those things. Men will form expectations and I cannot deliver...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
45 weeks ago

As suggested by various posters, I've changed my location to avoid getting annoyed. Now I live in "The Depths of Winter".

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ealMissShadyWoman
45 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Tell them it's off the grid, 126 mile south of the shady hole

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *avinaTVTV/TS
45 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I don’t really like people setting imaginary places as their location. I mean why? If you live in London put “London”. When browsing through new pics or the forum it’s always good to see where people are from.

Oh and the ones that put “Wales” as their location too, everyone knows that Wales is a place that parents made up to scare their children into behaving

To each their own "

Excuse me! I really do live in Transsexual Transylvania - it's a 20 minute drive from Oxford. There's a big sign on the gate saying "Enter at your own risk!"

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
45 weeks ago


"Tell them it's off the grid, 126 mile south of the shady hole "

Really? The Shady Hole?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *avinaTVTV/TS
45 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"'Photographers' looking for models - for some reason they only seem to want those who match their preferences.

People who think claiming a particular job makes them sexy.

Being asked if my boobs are real "

Are they?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *haggydogMan
45 weeks ago

Brooklands/London

Legs in bath pics.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
45 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Women constantly messaging me about how good looking I am, my 10" penis and stamina of a machine. I mean I don't know if they are just doing it because I own a very successful blue chip company and 3 yachts.

And other shit.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *stbury DavenportMan
45 weeks ago

Nottingham

Every thread about penis size immediately descending into lies and / or delusion. Funny how every single guy whose gimmick is his statistically improbable size coincidentally doesn’t own a ruler, tape measure or tailor’s tape.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *utdooryoneMan
45 weeks ago

Over there


"As suggested by various posters, I've changed my location to avoid getting annoyed. Now I live in "The Depths of Winter". "

Can I place a bet for the first message about keeping warm, getting you in front of a fire or excuses of shrinkage due to cold? I bet less than a day

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
45 weeks ago


"Women constantly messaging me about how good looking I am, my 10" penis and stamina of a machine. I mean I don't know if they are just doing it because I own a very successful blue chip company and 3 yachts.

And other shit."

You had me until 3 yachts. I mean, that's just silly.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
45 weeks ago


"As suggested by various posters, I've changed my location to avoid getting annoyed. Now I live in "The Depths of Winter".

Can I place a bet for the first message about keeping warm, getting you in front of a fire or excuses of shrinkage due to cold? I bet less than a day"

Too late!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
45 weeks ago


"Every thread about penis size immediately descending into lies and / or delusion. Funny how every single guy whose gimmick is his statistically improbable size coincidentally doesn’t own a ruler, tape measure or tailor’s tape. "

Or even a bloody Pringles tube? What are the odds!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago


""You're pics blurry"....reaaaally, I hadn't noticed!

It must have got that way after I uploaded it

You could always upload another one! Or are you in jest? "

I'm jesting (if that's a word, lol)

Bit of a sarcastic madam me

I value my privacy so purposely uploaded a blurry pic because....at least I have a pic!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
45 weeks ago

Weymouth

Sending photos that are already visible on their profile

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ophieslutTV/TS
45 weeks ago

Central


""You're pics blurry"....reaaaally, I hadn't noticed!

It must have got that way after I uploaded it

You could always upload another one! Or are you in jest?

I'm jesting (if that's a word, lol)

Bit of a sarcastic madam me

I value my privacy so purposely uploaded a blurry pic because....at least I have a pic!"

And nobody has, to my knowledge, uploaded a blurry silhouette, yet. There's no competition

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *stbury DavenportMan
45 weeks ago

Nottingham


"Every thread about penis size immediately descending into lies and / or delusion. Funny how every single guy whose gimmick is his statistically improbable size coincidentally doesn’t own a ruler, tape measure or tailor’s tape.

Or even a bloody Pringles tube? What are the odds!"

I don't think I've eaten Pringles since the nineties.

I do, however, own a ruler, a tape measure, *and* a tailor's tape.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
45 weeks ago


""You're pics blurry"....reaaaally, I hadn't noticed!

It must have got that way after I uploaded it

You could always upload another one! Or are you in jest?

I'm jesting (if that's a word, lol)

Bit of a sarcastic madam me

I value my privacy so purposely uploaded a blurry pic because....at least I have a pic!

And nobody has, to my knowledge, uploaded a blurry silhouette, yet. There's no competition "

Challenge issued!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *imi_RougeWoman
45 weeks ago

Portsmouth


"Women who moan about shit messages when there's a very simple solution to it that they just don't want to action.

What's the solution?

Block all men and contact the ones you like the look of. No shit messages and you can separate the wheat from the chaff "

Only good if men bother to write a profile and have more than a dick pic

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
45 weeks ago


"Sending photos that are already visible on their profile "

That makes me every time!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
45 weeks ago

Weymouth


"Sending photos that are already visible on their profile

That makes me every time!"

I understand if they've got hundreds of pics, not so much if they've got two

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago


"As suggested by various posters, I've changed my location to avoid getting annoyed. Now I live in "The Depths of Winter". "

I wish I lived there

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
45 weeks ago


"As suggested by various posters, I've changed my location to avoid getting annoyed. Now I live in "The Depths of Winter".

I wish I lived there "

You couldn't handle the frostbite!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago


"As suggested by various posters, I've changed my location to avoid getting annoyed. Now I live in "The Depths of Winter".

I wish I lived there

You couldn't handle the frostbite! "

I don’t don’t mind if you bite.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
45 weeks ago


"As suggested by various posters, I've changed my location to avoid getting annoyed. Now I live in "The Depths of Winter".

I wish I lived there

You couldn't handle the frostbite!

I don’t don’t mind if you bite. "

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

Arguments about tropes tropes

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
45 weeks ago

Weymouth

My latest favourite is shapeshifting genitals.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
45 weeks ago


"Arguments about tropes tropes "

Who's arguing?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top