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Right, who gave me herpes?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Only joking, I’m on lunch and bored

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did the cafe get your order wrong?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Again OP?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did the cafe get your order wrong? "

I bring my lunch with me woody!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Again OP? "

Herpes is for life, not just for Christmas

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

What can i say? I'm a sharer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it sting?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does it sting?"

Only if I wee on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does it sting?

Only if I wee on it "

Oh shit genital herpes.

Adding ‘possible barebacker’ to my private notes

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Again OP?

Herpes is for life, not just for Christmas "

Too fucking right it is

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does it sting?

Only if I wee on it

Oh shit genital herpes.

Adding ‘possible barebacker’ to my private notes"

I’m just gonna go google what herpes actually is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonko did it!!!!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I thought this was going to be about glitter. The herpes of the craft world

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I thought this was going to be about glitter. The herpes of the craft world"

Yeah I’m regretting my flippancy now I’ve just googled genital herpes

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I thought this was going to be about glitter. The herpes of the craft world

Yeah I’m regretting my flippancy now I’ve just googled genital herpes "

Blue waffle anyone?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I thought this was going to be about glitter. The herpes of the craft world

Yeah I’m regretting my flippancy now I’ve just googled genital herpes "

whyy why would you do that.

google things that are less disturbing, like "disaster in (your occupation here)"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does it sting?

Only if I wee on it

Oh shit genital herpes.

Adding ‘possible barebacker’ to my private notes

I’m just gonna go google what herpes actually is "

This is a safe space. Plenty of people have herpes. I’ve seen it on profiles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only joking, I’m on lunch and bored "

I thought you meant Evri/Hermes for a second

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I thought this was going to be about glitter. The herpes of the craft world

Yeah I’m regretting my flippancy now I’ve just googled genital herpes

Blue waffle anyone? "

I actually food dyed some once for a spoof photo......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one kiss her on the lips! And certainly don't use your tongue!

(That's lips of any description)

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Aren't they called 'Evri' these days anyway.......

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants


"Only joking, I’m on lunch and bored "

Wasn't me, but I want to......

No, wait, stop..........that's not right is it.

*rethinks chat up line

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By *ostindreamsMan
over a year ago

London

You said you wanted a gift for Christmas that gave you goosebumps

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does it sting?

Only if I wee on it

Oh shit genital herpes.

Adding ‘possible barebacker’ to my private notes

I’m just gonna go google what herpes actually is

This is a safe space. Plenty of people have herpes. I’ve seen it on profiles"

Really? I’m wishing I’d picked something else

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Once you have herpes that's it you got it for life

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

*her peas

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly


"*her peas"

There you go Fluff, saved this thread and your entire sexual reputation in two words, you owe me a reachy.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"*her peas"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dammit Chick! Do I have to get tested?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think Herpes is the least of your worries and issues if I'm being perfectly honest.

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

Me x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dammit Chick! Do I have to get tested? "

Nooooo! I’m just messing around and everyone’s taken it seriously

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think Herpes is the least of your worries and issues if I'm being perfectly honest. "

Takes one to know one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dammit Chick! Do I have to get tested?

Nooooo! I’m just messing around and everyone’s taken it seriously "

I know, but it's quite funny. You need to be careful though, just like your herpes, word spreads!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does it sting?

Only if I wee on it

Oh shit genital herpes.

Adding ‘possible barebacker’ to my private notes

I’m just gonna go google what herpes actually is

This is a safe space. Plenty of people have herpes. I’ve seen it on profiles

Really? I’m wishing I’d picked something else "

Yeah they put it in their bios.

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

Herpes. The Greek god of scabby lips.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Rex.

The answer is always Rex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dammit Chick! Do I have to get tested?

Nooooo! I’m just messing around and everyone’s taken it seriously "

That doesn’t normally happen on here!!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Herpes. The Greek god of scabby lips.

"

We should do what the Romans... err... Athenians do, and chop his dick off.

(This is possibly a bit too obscure, but there was a scandal in Athens when all the herms in the city were mutilated at night - yes, like that)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dammit Chick! Do I have to get tested?

Nooooo! I’m just messing around and everyone’s taken it seriously

That doesn’t normally happen on here!! "

Why me

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